Goku, it's up to you

Chapter 315 Tiramisu

"Humph."

Bajie hugged the rusty rake, which was much longer than himself, and his little brows couldn't help but frown deeper.

(╯··╰) Why do they look so tattered? Brother Monkey and Brother Dragon’s weapons are sparkling. Master, can’t you spend some money to buy one for me?

"The epee has no sharp edge, and it doesn't work."

Chen Xuan casually said, "The more common and ordinary things on the surface often contain the ultimate in sophistication. As long as you can find the right method to use them, you will be able to overcome the light with the heavy, and the weak with the strong."

()Zun Du Fake Du?
Zhuzhu blinked his wise eyes and looked up slightly questioningly.

"Think about it, master, as the person with the highest status in this family, if I have any good things, I will definitely keep them for myself first, and then distribute the excess to you."

Chen Xuan reached out and touched the pig's head, trying to shake the water inside, "You saw it when you came here just now. I kept this rake for my own use, so it must be a good treasure.

But why does it look so shabby?
In fact, this is what Master and I did on purpose.

If the appearance is too gorgeous, when Goku and Moto meet, they will definitely clamor for another equally good weapon.

But what are the conditions of our family?I definitely don’t have that much spare money.

Therefore, in order to prevent the two of them from getting into trouble, they deliberately disguised this 'Shangbaoqin Gold Rake' as an ordinary farm rake that had been used for many years.

If someone who knows the goods sees it, even with such an ordinary appearance, some clues can be found.

Don't talk about anything else, just talk about the nine 'teeth' above, which is actually very particular.

Not only does the number 9 represent the ultimate yang number, but the arrangement of these nine teeth is also strictly in accordance with the order of the universe, yin and yang, sun and moon, and Bagua, and is not random.

In fact, the weight of this nail rake is 48 grams, which is exactly the number of one treasure, which represents perfection in Buddhism.

In addition, don't look at this nail rake. It is too long for you, a bit ill-fitting and uncomfortable in your hand.

As the saying goes, an inch is long and an inch is strong.

The weapons of Wukong and Moto are only so long. The rake I gave you is several times as long as them.

So in terms of the increase in combat effectiveness that weapons give you, you are already far superior to them.

Such a good treasure, if you don't know the goods, then give it back to me, and I will give you a bunch of things that you don't like or use another day. "

() You know the goods!You know the stuff!I want this one!Master is the best~~~I’m going to train first
After some sales, Bajie, who had completely fallen in love with the rake, looked at Chen Xuan's outstretched hand and quickly hugged him.

Then, as if he was afraid that it would regret it, he ran away with the rake in his arms.

"This stupid pig"

Seeing Bajie accidentally tripping over a nail rake, and then stepping on the rake nail when he stood up, causing the wooden handle to hit his head, Chen Xuan couldn't help but shake his head.

As for the talisman, it was not because he was stingy that he gave it the rake he used for farm work.

After all, I also know a little bit about weapon refining, and coupled with the infinite stacking ability of materials brought by the 'Glutious Stomach', I can easily create a high-quality talisman at a low cost.

but.
A vegetable bat that uses the sky as its home base has to rely on its own two hands to keep fluttering when flying. How can it have extra hands to hold weapons?

If you want to take up arms, you can't fly.

If you want to lay down your weapons, what weapons did you buy in the first place?
Sparring venue.

Piggy, who had stumbled all the way back, now had as many balls smashed out of his head as if he were a Tathagata.

"Hum~"

However, this embarrassed appearance did not prevent it from showing off to the two senior brothers with dignity.

He was seen with one hand on his waist and the other hand holding a rake. On his head was a tattered straw hat picked up from somewhere, and his expression was pretending to be deep:
() It’s so lonely to be invincible. If having too good a weapon is also a fault, then I will be sentenced to life imprisonment.
Xiao Bailong, who was scrolling through his cell phone, couldn't help but glance at it, and then replied very perfunctorily:
( ̄~ ̄) Wow~ So powerful~
Wukong, on the other hand, was very complimentary and stepped forward. He stretched out his hand to caress the rake in a serious manner and looked at it for a while, and then made a serious comment:

(ˇˇ)This thing looks a bit old.
"Hey, hey, hey~"

Bajie nodded in agreement.

() Well, well, at least it must be from Shang and Zhou Dynasties.
"Pfft~"

Hearing this, Xiao Bailong couldn't help laughing.

()It’s really like last week~
Although I vaguely felt that the other person was yin and yang, I was afraid that the little white dragon, who usually loved it so much, would carve a picture of Riverside During the Qingming Festival on its butt if they disagreed.

Therefore, Bajie had to pretend not to hear and continued to talk to Wukong:

(*) Brother Monkey, Master said this is a good thing. The nine teeth are very particular. They represent one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and nine respectively. No more, no less, exactly 9.

"Haw~"

The little monkey nodded in affirmation.

(ˇˇ) It is really difficult to count to ten. Generally, counting to 9 is the limit.I think it took me a long time to master it, senior brother, but even so, I still sometimes make mistakes in addition and subtraction within ten.Therefore, 9 represents the limit in many cases. There are 9 teeth on this rake, which means that it is the best among rakes.

"Humph!?"

After receiving Wukong's affirmation, Zhuzhu couldn't help but be surprised.

Σ(っ°°;)っIt’s true! ?Master also said that this is a good treasure. Its full name is Xiaobao, and its weight corresponds exactly to the number of uncles in Buddhism.

Listening to the severely distorted information conveyed, Xiao Bailong couldn't help but his pupils trembled:
(゜-゜) Do you have as many uncles as 5048?

"chirp"

The little monkey, who had already put on a detective suit, was sucking on a pipe lollipop from time to time and fell into deep thought.

After a while, he slowly raised a finger:
(`ω) The flowing water has no shape, the drifting wind cannot find a trace, the reasoning of any case depends on the heart, there is only one truth - such a good rake must be produced by Taishang Laojun!

"!!!"

Even though he didn't know who was going to Taijun, it still didn't stop Zhuzhu from showing shock.

(*°°*) Brother Monkey, how did you know?
Wukong did not answer directly, but first drew a crooked picture on the ground.

The painting shows an old man with white hair and big ears, riding a green bull backwards. It is very similar to the scene where Chen Xuan said goodbye to the old man last night.

Later, the little monkey brought an approximately round mandarin duck pot.

Judging from the mottled marks on the body of the pot, it was supposed to have a delicate pattern, but with years of wear and tear, the paint has peeled off and turned almost black and white.

At first glance, it looks like the Taoist Tai Chi yin and yang fish.

'Wow~' Finally, Wukong found a jar of expired pills with yellow labels from somewhere, and poured them into the pot.

() The old man, the green ox riding backwards, the alchemy furnace, the elixir, and the nail rake, if not the Supreme Lord, who else could they be?Solve the case!

The little monkey crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows proudly.

However, after the pig ears automatically filtered out words that had nothing to do with eating, Bajie's lips dripped with elite laughter:
(*°°*) The elixir. Brother Monkey, can you share some with me and try it?
(ノ ̄▽ ̄) No problem, I used to eat a lot of this stuff. After eating it, I feel refreshed and my marrow is cleansed and detoxified.
The generous Wukong directly grabbed a handful of expired pills from the pot and put them into the two pig's trotters that stretched out with their eyes close together.

Although the little white dragon didn't speak, the little monkey was very considerate and kept its portion, putting it in the bowl and carrying it over.

By the way, I also found half a bottle of Erguotou's 'Xianjiang' in bulk, as well as some melons and fruits left on the farm, which made me want to hold a peach festival.

Seeing the monkey and the pig smiling happily, changing cups and cups, Xiao Bailong declined their invitations and shook his head secretly:
(* ̄︿ ̄) They are all crazy. There is no hope.
As expected, after the 'Peach Banquet', Wukong, who was in good health, had nothing to do and just fell down to sleep, while Bajie was in a state of turmoil.

"What are you going for?"

After finishing today's farm work, Chen Xuan was about to go back and take a rest. Looking at Zhu Zhu, who was crouching his legs and twisting his hips and walking in a weird way, he couldn't help but ask.

() Nothing, I just want to find a quiet place and make a tiramisu
Cai Bat, who was so sick that he couldn't move an inch, gritted his teeth and answered with difficulty.

"I usually don't pay much attention to it, but today I found that you are quite hygienic. This deserves praise."

Chen Xuan gave a thumbs up to encourage him, and then fled the scene quickly.

The tortoise Zhuzhu, who was doing day school and couldn't hold it in any longer, also began to let himself go, spreading his legs and bursting into bloom in the farmland.

just
Today's chocolate sauce has an extremely rich taste, even pungent and almost chemical-like.

() Good. So smelly
As the maker, Piggy would inevitably feel suffocated even if he held his nose tightly.

But the mudslide gushing behind him continued to intensify and showed no sign of stopping.

In the end, Bajie, who couldn't bear the smoke anymore, had to cry and summon the rake, which he had just received but hadn't warmed yet.

Then, relying on the length of the rake, he loosened the surrounding soil, gathered it all, and buried the chocolate sauce flowing behind him.

Because there is so much doenjang, it cannot just stay in one place to fight. It must move and loosen the soil to avoid excessive accumulation and diluting the soil.

Hence.
The entire farmland that Chen Xuan spent a whole day tending and sowing was actually covered with a layer of chocolate sauce and then covered with a layer of cocoa powder.

The originally mediocre farmland has now turned into a giant tiramisu.

"True Gourmet"

late at night.

When Piggy climbed back into the house, her body was already a little shriveled due to dehydration.

I originally thought about eating some leftovers quickly to make up for what I lost.

As a result, Chen Xuan's words directly broke the defense:
“Diarrhea is basically caused by a disorder in the digestive system or bacteria entering the intestines. Generally, it can heal itself after the body undergoes several rounds of metabolism.

If you activate 'Light Healing', you can directly increase the metabolism speed and the problem of diarrhea will be cured almost in seconds.

But I didn't expect that your boy is very principled in doing things. He will not leave the line of fire for minor injuries. He chooses to carry these minor illnesses and pains.

Not bad, not bad, worthy of praise! "

(╥╯╰╥) I don’t want to do it. Master, why didn’t you remind me earlier?
Piggy wants to cry but has no tears.

"I'm not the roundworm in your belly, how do I know if you know?"

Chen Xuan spread his hands helplessly, "Besides, it's too smelly outside, so I don't dare to go out."

(╥╯╰╥) If I had known better, I wouldn’t have taken so many elixirs
Piggy regrets.jpg
At this moment, it is indeed as the monkey brother said. After eating the 'elixir', it has ushered in marrow cleansing and detoxification. Its butt is also refreshed, and the wind keeps blowing in, making it cool.

But it's a pity that I don't have a strong and strong body, so I can't bear the side effects of the 'elixir'. It seems that I won't be able to bear it in the future.

Hmm. It would rather suspect that it was its own problem than think that the 'elixir' given by Wukong was fake.
The next day.

When Chen Xuan got up early again and prepared to apply a layer of special fertilizer to the farmland to increase its growth rate, he discovered that the seeds planted yesterday had already blossomed and bear fruit!

"Is this seed mutation not due to 'accumulation of solanine', but a characteristic of rapid growth?"

This idea was immediately rejected by Chen Xuan.

Because what he planted yesterday was not only the potato tubers that had been mutated by Bajie's intestines, but also the seeds of other spiritual fruits.

If potatoes were simply grown, it could be explained by 'mutation'.

But those other spiritual fruits that require a longer growth cycle are not infected with the same characteristics just because they are planted in the same farmland as the 'mutated potatoes', right?

"Could it be the effect of these special fertilizers?"

Chen Xuan couldn't help but look at the fertilizer in his hand.

Because some spiritual materials taken from demon spirits are added to the raw materials of the special fertilizer, it has the effect of greatly accelerating the growth of crops.

Of course, the specific increase effect also depends on the grade of chemical fertilizer and what level of crops it is applied to.

The bag of fertilizer in my hand at the moment is only a medium-quality product, and it obviously won't have the exaggerated effect of spawning spiritual fruits overnight.

Eliminating the above two factors, there is only one remaining variable - Bajie’s chocolate sauce!

"No, it's okay if it's dry enough to mutate the seeds, but if it's thin it can actually accelerate the growth of the seeds?"

Chen Xuan looked complicated.

Other people's Yulings are full of treasures.

His Yuling is good at turning waste into treasure.

"Although essentially the raw material of chemical fertilizers is excrement, this kind of purely natural and unprocessed fertilizer is still a bit strange subjectively."

Chen Xuan rubbed his eyebrows with a headache.

What's so strange?

Maybe it’s the scene when fertilizing, it’s too impactful.
Although the way to obtain Zhuzhu brand fertilizer is a bit disgusting, the money saved is real.

If a large amount of supplies can be supplied in the future, then the progress of this special training should be accelerated a lot.

so.
Pig Gang Hyena, start! (End of chapter)

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