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Chapter 243 0242: HETUI, scumbag!
Chapter 243 0242: HE...TUI, scumbag! (The first update, please subscribe!)
On the official road to the northwest of the capital, a man was walking forward with his wife or sister on his back.
This is Chu Bai's daughter-in-law, who has been walking since leaving the market town.
Qing Yunzong is right in this direction.
Since it is already far away from the capital, it is not a big problem to release [Wanli Fazhou] and then go back by boat.
But Da Pei Pei refused.
Are you kidding, go back by boat, travel hundreds of thousands of miles a day, and arrive at the place in a while, how can she lock it?
She doesn't have much to say now, but she does have enough to prevent Chu from using his mana and storage bag.
As a result, the fast-paced trip turned into a complete walk, with Chu Bai walking and walking with his wife on his back.
As his daughter-in-law, she really has a big heart, and the locks on the top and bottom are just like the locks, so she won't fall down when she sleeps.
"huh, huh"
And soft snoring.
"This bitch!"
Chu Bai had nothing to do with her, so he walked in a daze for two days.
Just rice?
Do Jindan Daoist and Yuanying Immortal need a meal?
Da Peipei is just greedy, as long as Chu Bai doesn't eat delicious food, she doesn't have to.
On the third day, Mr. Chu finally had an idea, and the flying boat was not allowed to sit, so it would be no problem to find a mount.
The northwest of the Great Zhou is also not a rich place, and there are many monsters who occupy the mountains as kings.
As for how to find the monster mount he likes, Chu Bai asked his fellow villagers, and found a monster king.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, we are under the command of King Tiger for hundreds of miles, Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, spare your life!" A dog-headed monster whose head was trampled shouted.
The Tiger King, named Wang Hu, was originally just a demon king who occupied the mountain as his king. By chance, he ate a plant of transformation grass, which not only yielded demon pills, but also obtained supernatural powers. After that, he wanted to expand his power. The title of king of the mountain.
Chu Bai said, "Very well, it's him."
After crushing the dog's head with one foot, it floated away.
The dog demon said he had never harmed anyone.
Weird.
After walking for two days, Chu Bai was already tired and had no time to talk. After going down the mountain, he turned and walked another twenty or thirty li.
This Hushan King especially looked down on humans, but envied humans, otherwise he would not have named himself "Wang Hu".
On the top of Tiger King's mountain, there is a human master, a scholar who was tied down from the mountain to advise him.
He also wanted to marry a lady from a great family to be Mrs. Yazhai, the more educated the better, so he robbed the women a dozen times, and finally sent them back in good condition.
The dark wind blew, and the two teams of little monsters surrounded Chu Bai and Da Peipei with all their teeth and claws. The first bull-headed monster shouted loudly: "Hey, I opened this mountain, this tree!"
"Bang"!
The bull's head exploded.
There were about ten demons in the two teams, and Niu Tau was the best at beating him, but Big Brother Niu died for no apparent reason, scaring all the demons to run away with their heads in their arms.
"stop!"
Chu Bai shouted.
A rat monster is already digging a tunnel, so what else can it stop?
"Bang, bang"!
There were two more explosions, and a golden fire snake swam among the monsters.
At this time, Chu Bai said again: "If you don't want to die, stop!"
How could the monsters stand still, they collapsed on the grass one after another.
Chu Bai asked them: "Are you little demons under Wang Hu?"
"Yes!"
"no!"
"My lord, we are just passing by!"
There are still ten guys left, with five or six answers to the same question.
Chu Bai: "If not, you can die."
"We are!" They said in unison.
Chu Bai said: "Okay, then take me up the mountain!"
All the demons: "."
Chu Bai: "Wang Hu killed my second uncle's third aunt's grandma's son's uncle's favorite dog. I'm here for revenge!"
The demons continued: "."
The smart ones started counting their seniority by counting their fingers, but unfortunately they can't calculate anything with their IQ.
Chu Bai was too lazy to talk nonsense, he waved his hand, "Let's go!"
Oh, let's go, all the little demons are walking up the mountain stupidly.
Normally successful looting of property, it should be that they surrounded the loot in the middle.
Now they are in the front and Chu Bai is in the back, it seems that the latter escorted them up the mountain.
Why do you want to use the Minotaur?
There is no reason, the question is that the tauren must die.
It seems that when Chu Bai fooled the little monster just now, Da Pei Pei couldn't help laughing, so Chu Bai said, "Come on, girl, give Ye Le another one."
Big Pei Pei bit him.
Chu Bai was in pain, so he said decisively: "Little Ling'er, just be arrogant, when you get off my back!"
That's all for now, and God Pei Luo will experience it for himself.
Three days and nights?
Less, start in seven days, let her understand what it means to cry without tears.
Then: "Slightly slightly~"
Da Peipei was still provoking from behind.
Well, that's good, as long as Ken responds.
So in the next moment, Chu Bai's hands changed from supporting his thigh to supporting his big buttocks.
Da Pei Pei is not afraid.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Chu Bai was so strangled that he couldn't breathe, he begged for mercy, "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, let's go up the mountain to find a mount."
Due to the fact that [Enchanted Demon Physique] lost to [Yin Yang Rebirth Kung Fu], Da Pei Pei was forced to sign many unequal treaties.
There is only such a place left, and it is absolutely impossible.
Besides, since she didn't cooperate with the serious dual cultivation, a certain bastard husband deliberately abused her, so he firmly refused to agree.
……
front,
The little demons kept muttering.
"King Snake, tell me, is our king finished?"
"I don't know, but the king behind him is very powerful. Didn't you see that he is no different from a human being, and even snatched a good-looking human woman as his wife?"
"Wang Shu, tell me, if we kill King Hu with the king behind us, will we have a better life in the future?"
Rat Demon King Mouse: "Chi Chi Chi, Chi Chi Chi~"
He was too scared to even speak.
Outside the stronghold, the two little monsters guarding the mountain were about to come forward to say hello, when a golden flame ignited their heads, and then their bodies slowly fell to the ground.
Wang Snake and the others were planning to make up some excuses, but they saw that there was no need, the king behind him really just let them lead the way, and they didn't need to worry about the rest.
Soon,
In a cave on the mountain, a man with the word king on his forehead, a pair of small furry ears, and a long tail is tidying up his clothes.
"It's over, it's over, the enemies are coming!"
Wang Hu threw the burden on the table, the burden scattered, and many belongings fell to the ground, "You have been with me for at least a year, so let's run away!"
In the cave, the tigress, the cat demon, the fox demon, the snake demon, and more than a dozen concubines cried and shouted and fought.
Hu Jing is the original partner, and also the calmest one, hugging her husband, said resolutely: "Master Hu, this concubine is yours by birth, and your ghost when I die!"
Wang Hu said: "Okay, then you can stay with me!"
When all the concubines had run away, Mrs. Hu immediately changed her face, and teased, "Wang Hu, are you interested? I don't want you to marry so many?"
The Chou family is fake, and it is true that these concubines are allowed to leave Tiger King Mountain on their own initiative.
HE...TUI, scumbag!
(End of this chapter)
On the official road to the northwest of the capital, a man was walking forward with his wife or sister on his back.
This is Chu Bai's daughter-in-law, who has been walking since leaving the market town.
Qing Yunzong is right in this direction.
Since it is already far away from the capital, it is not a big problem to release [Wanli Fazhou] and then go back by boat.
But Da Pei Pei refused.
Are you kidding, go back by boat, travel hundreds of thousands of miles a day, and arrive at the place in a while, how can she lock it?
She doesn't have much to say now, but she does have enough to prevent Chu from using his mana and storage bag.
As a result, the fast-paced trip turned into a complete walk, with Chu Bai walking and walking with his wife on his back.
As his daughter-in-law, she really has a big heart, and the locks on the top and bottom are just like the locks, so she won't fall down when she sleeps.
"huh, huh"
And soft snoring.
"This bitch!"
Chu Bai had nothing to do with her, so he walked in a daze for two days.
Just rice?
Do Jindan Daoist and Yuanying Immortal need a meal?
Da Peipei is just greedy, as long as Chu Bai doesn't eat delicious food, she doesn't have to.
On the third day, Mr. Chu finally had an idea, and the flying boat was not allowed to sit, so it would be no problem to find a mount.
The northwest of the Great Zhou is also not a rich place, and there are many monsters who occupy the mountains as kings.
As for how to find the monster mount he likes, Chu Bai asked his fellow villagers, and found a monster king.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, we are under the command of King Tiger for hundreds of miles, Your Majesty, spare your life, Your Majesty, spare your life!" A dog-headed monster whose head was trampled shouted.
The Tiger King, named Wang Hu, was originally just a demon king who occupied the mountain as his king. By chance, he ate a plant of transformation grass, which not only yielded demon pills, but also obtained supernatural powers. After that, he wanted to expand his power. The title of king of the mountain.
Chu Bai said, "Very well, it's him."
After crushing the dog's head with one foot, it floated away.
The dog demon said he had never harmed anyone.
Weird.
After walking for two days, Chu Bai was already tired and had no time to talk. After going down the mountain, he turned and walked another twenty or thirty li.
This Hushan King especially looked down on humans, but envied humans, otherwise he would not have named himself "Wang Hu".
On the top of Tiger King's mountain, there is a human master, a scholar who was tied down from the mountain to advise him.
He also wanted to marry a lady from a great family to be Mrs. Yazhai, the more educated the better, so he robbed the women a dozen times, and finally sent them back in good condition.
The dark wind blew, and the two teams of little monsters surrounded Chu Bai and Da Peipei with all their teeth and claws. The first bull-headed monster shouted loudly: "Hey, I opened this mountain, this tree!"
"Bang"!
The bull's head exploded.
There were about ten demons in the two teams, and Niu Tau was the best at beating him, but Big Brother Niu died for no apparent reason, scaring all the demons to run away with their heads in their arms.
"stop!"
Chu Bai shouted.
A rat monster is already digging a tunnel, so what else can it stop?
"Bang, bang"!
There were two more explosions, and a golden fire snake swam among the monsters.
At this time, Chu Bai said again: "If you don't want to die, stop!"
How could the monsters stand still, they collapsed on the grass one after another.
Chu Bai asked them: "Are you little demons under Wang Hu?"
"Yes!"
"no!"
"My lord, we are just passing by!"
There are still ten guys left, with five or six answers to the same question.
Chu Bai: "If not, you can die."
"We are!" They said in unison.
Chu Bai said: "Okay, then take me up the mountain!"
All the demons: "."
Chu Bai: "Wang Hu killed my second uncle's third aunt's grandma's son's uncle's favorite dog. I'm here for revenge!"
The demons continued: "."
The smart ones started counting their seniority by counting their fingers, but unfortunately they can't calculate anything with their IQ.
Chu Bai was too lazy to talk nonsense, he waved his hand, "Let's go!"
Oh, let's go, all the little demons are walking up the mountain stupidly.
Normally successful looting of property, it should be that they surrounded the loot in the middle.
Now they are in the front and Chu Bai is in the back, it seems that the latter escorted them up the mountain.
Why do you want to use the Minotaur?
There is no reason, the question is that the tauren must die.
It seems that when Chu Bai fooled the little monster just now, Da Pei Pei couldn't help laughing, so Chu Bai said, "Come on, girl, give Ye Le another one."
Big Pei Pei bit him.
Chu Bai was in pain, so he said decisively: "Little Ling'er, just be arrogant, when you get off my back!"
That's all for now, and God Pei Luo will experience it for himself.
Three days and nights?
Less, start in seven days, let her understand what it means to cry without tears.
Then: "Slightly slightly~"
Da Peipei was still provoking from behind.
Well, that's good, as long as Ken responds.
So in the next moment, Chu Bai's hands changed from supporting his thigh to supporting his big buttocks.
Da Pei Pei is not afraid.
"Cough, cough, cough!"
Chu Bai was so strangled that he couldn't breathe, he begged for mercy, "Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, let's go up the mountain to find a mount."
Due to the fact that [Enchanted Demon Physique] lost to [Yin Yang Rebirth Kung Fu], Da Pei Pei was forced to sign many unequal treaties.
There is only such a place left, and it is absolutely impossible.
Besides, since she didn't cooperate with the serious dual cultivation, a certain bastard husband deliberately abused her, so he firmly refused to agree.
……
front,
The little demons kept muttering.
"King Snake, tell me, is our king finished?"
"I don't know, but the king behind him is very powerful. Didn't you see that he is no different from a human being, and even snatched a good-looking human woman as his wife?"
"Wang Shu, tell me, if we kill King Hu with the king behind us, will we have a better life in the future?"
Rat Demon King Mouse: "Chi Chi Chi, Chi Chi Chi~"
He was too scared to even speak.
Outside the stronghold, the two little monsters guarding the mountain were about to come forward to say hello, when a golden flame ignited their heads, and then their bodies slowly fell to the ground.
Wang Snake and the others were planning to make up some excuses, but they saw that there was no need, the king behind him really just let them lead the way, and they didn't need to worry about the rest.
Soon,
In a cave on the mountain, a man with the word king on his forehead, a pair of small furry ears, and a long tail is tidying up his clothes.
"It's over, it's over, the enemies are coming!"
Wang Hu threw the burden on the table, the burden scattered, and many belongings fell to the ground, "You have been with me for at least a year, so let's run away!"
In the cave, the tigress, the cat demon, the fox demon, the snake demon, and more than a dozen concubines cried and shouted and fought.
Hu Jing is the original partner, and also the calmest one, hugging her husband, said resolutely: "Master Hu, this concubine is yours by birth, and your ghost when I die!"
Wang Hu said: "Okay, then you can stay with me!"
When all the concubines had run away, Mrs. Hu immediately changed her face, and teased, "Wang Hu, are you interested? I don't want you to marry so many?"
The Chou family is fake, and it is true that these concubines are allowed to leave Tiger King Mountain on their own initiative.
HE...TUI, scumbag!
(End of this chapter)
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