I just want to sell goods, but you force me to become a talent

Chapter 348 Making Money Like Eating Shit, Spending Money Like Diarrhea
The songs of the students and mentors filled the atmosphere of the graduation ceremony and brought the students' emotions to the extreme.

Immediately afterwards, the dean delivered speeches, guests delivered speeches, and outstanding graduates delivered speeches.

Then, it was Ye Xian's turn to take the stage.

When Ye Xian stood tall and walked towards the podium, there was a commotion on the scene, and many students whistled one after another.

"Ah, Brother Xian is going to give a speech too? I haven't heard of it before!"

"Hahaha, let a student from the No. [-] Conservatory of Music in the Tang Dynasty come to give a graduation speech to the graduates of our No. [-] Conservatory of Music in the world. I can only say I admire this coquettish operation! The dean is awesome——"

"Brother Xian is so handsome! I heard that he just passed his 21st birthday! Not as old as me, can I be old and eat young grass?"

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The students in the audience were discussing a lot, and the host on the stage introduced to the students in the audience: "Next, the person who will come to the stage to congratulate everyone on graduation is Mr. Ye Xianye, a guest lecturer of the Imperial Music Academy.

In the past 5 months, he has created 50 popular songs, and many of his works have been included in the textbooks of major music academies. Many people must have known his experience, and I think everyone would like to hear Ye Xian At this special moment of the graduation ceremony, I have something special to say to everyone.

Let's welcome Ye Xian with warm applause! "

There was thunderous applause at the scene.

At this moment, the number of people online in the live broadcast room also quickly surpassed 100 million.

This time point is 10 o'clock in the morning, not the prime time in the evening. The 100 million online users at this time are more valuable than the 200 million in the prime time.

"Hi everyone, I'm Ye Xian!"

Standing on the podium, unlike those immature and mature senior graduates in the audience, Ye Xian at this time has lost the youthfulness of his body, exuding a strong confidence and aura.

"Wow—"

There was warm applause again at the scene, and many students picked up their mobile phones and started filming.

The more than 100 million viewers in the live broadcast room also fell silent at this moment.

"As you all know, I'm not a good student."

Ye Xian went up to the black first, and the graduates below let out good-natured laughter.

"I originally wanted to advise everyone not to learn from me, but everyone seems to have graduated, so my advice is a bit late, and I can only leave it to the next graduates."

The crowd laughed again.

Ye Xian's self-deprecation was beyond everyone's imagination, and many mentors also showed smiles.

Regarding the fact that the school invites Ye Xian to be a guest lecturer, some people agree with it, and naturally some people oppose it, because literati look down on each other.

Even if Ye Xian has many masterpieces, he will still be looked down upon by many instructors in the academy.

This is the confidence and arrogance from the world's number one music academy.

"After today, you are no longer students, but a social person like me! If you have a mine at home, you don't need to listen to what I say next. If you don't have a mine at home, I will chat with you a few more words .”

Coming to the topic, many graduates sat up straight.

In fact, those who study music should have good family conditions, otherwise they cannot support them.

"The reality is cruel. When I was in school, I was strictly protected by my parents and teachers. After I entered the society, I was immediately beaten by reality. Therefore, I first want to send a poisonous chicken soup: earning money is like Eating shit, spending money like diarrhea."

As soon as this sentence came out, there was an uproar at the scene.

"I'll go, is Brother Xian talking so rough? Just one sentence wiped out my imagination of society!"

"What should I do? I was a little afraid of graduation, and now I don't even dare to go out."

"Brother Xian, isn't this just trying to please the public? Is it so difficult to make money? I thought graduates would earn millions a year!"

"A million dollars a year? Do you read too many novels?"

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Hearing everyone's discussion, Ye Xian smiled: "Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, I can make an agreement with everyone. After half a year, graduates who still think that my sentence is wrong can come to my live broadcast room, and I will give you an agreement." A chance to show yourself to your 4000 million followers."

Everyone became quiet, not because they were overwhelmed by Ye Xian's self-confidence, but because this poisonous chicken soup really made them feel more fearful about the future.

Some mentors began to discuss in a low voice below.

"Is this kind of graduation speech ill-considered? Has his manuscript not been reviewed?"

"I think he spoke out of the script, so he didn't follow the script at all?"

"Isn't the school too careless? Let a guest lecturer do nonsense like this. After all, he is still a quit student himself. What can he say?"

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Ye Xian didn't care about everyone's opinions, but continued: "Why didn't you send blessings to everyone, but give you a poisonous chicken soup first?

Because only by keeping expectations to a minimum, can everyone examine themselves more truly, and then they can perceive the world objectively, instead of entering the society excitedly, coming back with a bloody head and complaining that no one taught you how to Know the society. "

The mentors who were discussing immediately shut up.

Recently, there has been a discussion about whether to choose a major for the sake of dreams or to choose a major for survival.

There is no so-called correct answer to this question.

If you have a mine at home, you can pursue your dreams.

If you don’t have a mine at home, you should think about rent, mortgage, car loan, marriage and childbirth, pension education and medical care.

Ye Xian's words actually mean this.

Many teachers only teach you basic skills, but don't teach you how to face a cruel society.

Many people even say that these are the obligations of parents.

Regarding this, Ye Xian just wanted to say that the words "teaching and educating people" are not written in this way.

"So, the second sentence for everyone is: After graduation, don't lie flat! Because you can lie down for the first day of junior high school, but you can't lie down for fifteen!"

The students at the scene burst into laughter.

There was still a heavy atmosphere just now, but it was brought up in a blink of an eye. The deans and vice deans looked at each other, and they all saw the appreciation in each other's eyes.

This kid has something.

There is no grandstanding, every word comes from the heart.

"In school, what we learn is the foundation of our lives. After entering the society, what we learn is the ability to protect the way. The faster you learn, the more you learn, you can quickly learn from thousands of people. Stand out among [-] university graduates.

We don't have the capital to lay flat, and we don't have the time to spend lying flat, because we don't have mines at home!

And, soon, the next batch of tens of millions of graduates will come on the same old road that you have walked.

If you lie flat, your juniors will step on your body and walk forward. "

Speaking of this, many students originally wanted to laugh, but found that they couldn't laugh.

Many people's eyes were red.

Some instructors also sat up straight.

[Ri Li Wan Chicken: 666!I am convinced!Brother Xian's speech, I feel that getting a perfect score in the composition of the scientific examination! 】

[Forcibly fried eggs: This is just the beginning, and a few words of poisonous chicken soup have already brought tears to my eyes!You are so fucking right!It's really like making money like eating shit! 】

[The wind blows the egg is not cool: At first, I felt that Brother Xian’s previous words were ordinary, even a little sensational, just some Internet jokes, and the latter sentence will step on your body and move forward, Let me break the defense directly!It's really too difficult!What they stepped on was not my body, but my corpse! 】

[The first head of the Tang Dynasty: Brother Xian, will Ye Xiaobai tomorrow put your poisonous chicken soup on it?Don't say anything, I will collect it first! 】

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Whether it was the classmates at the scene or the fans in the live broadcast room, they were all stung by Ye Xian's poisonous chicken soup.

And Ye Xian obviously didn't end there.

The poisonous chicken soup is still going on.

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Ps1: Today's inventory

Haizhou old wine inventory: 5095 bottles

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Ps2:

Say something in a low voice, today is my 18th birthday~ come and wish me soon~
(End of this chapter)