Strange Story: Please Stop Telling

Chapter 359 Can't Move
hum! !

Following Lin Xiao's words, Zhang Hai, Lin Hua, the mage, and the mourners were all stunned.

Zhang Jie is not dead? !

how can that be! !
She jumped from a 20-storey building and died suddenly!

How could he not be dead yet? !

Zhang Hai's first reaction was that Lin Xiao was here to entertain himself, so he immediately looked at Qiao An with a straight face, and said, "An An, you and Jie'er are best friends, but what I didn't expect is... you Unexpectedly, bring such a lunatic here to make trouble!
You want Jie'er to feel uneasy after she dies, don't you? ! "

Qiao An quickly waved his hand and explained: "Uncle, listen to me, I really didn't mean that, I think... what Lin Xiao said may be true!"

"An'an, why are you making trouble together!"

Lin Hua's voice was also very severe.

"I……"

Joan was speechless for a moment.

"Uncle Zhang, to be honest, I am a Taoist priest. If you want to believe me, let me open the coffin to have a look. Of course, if you don't believe me, then just pretend I didn't say anything."

Lin Xiao directly revealed his identity.

The sorcerer on the side immediately quit: "Brother Hai, don't fall for this kid's tricks! With him like this, I don't think he even has full hair, so he's still a Taoist priest!
Now the auspicious time for Xiaojie's burial is approaching, if the auspicious time is missed, then... the consequences will be disastrous. "

"Lin Xiao, for the sake of you being An An's friend, I don't care about this matter with you, get out of the way!"

Zhang Hai stared at Lin Xiao and said angrily.

"Ah."

The corner of Lin Xiao's mouth curled into a faint smile.

After that, he didn't insist, and turned around to get out of the way.

The mage looked at Lin Xiao proudly, his eyes seemed to say - this is my home field!
Lin Xiao glanced at him lightly, and spit out two words: "Shabi."

This guy is purely a scammer. To say he is half-baked is a compliment for him.

soon.

Zhang Hai walked to the gate of the courtyard and called eight strong men to come in.

They are the Eight Immortals.

The Eight Immortals were busy nailing the coffin nails.

Qiao An on the side tugged at the corner of Lin Xiao's clothes and whispered, "Lin Xiao, is Xiaojie really alive?"

"Dead, but... not completely dead..."

Lin Xiao gave an answer that made Qiao An confused.

"what?!"

Qiao An was stunned, "What do you mean dead but not completely dead?"

"After a person dies, the soul will leave the body, seduce the soul by chance, and go to hell to reincarnate. But there is still a soul hidden in Zhang Jie's body... To put it simply...she still has a little consciousness, but... The heart has stopped beating."

Lin Xiao explained concisely.

"This……"

Qiao An was shocked at once, there is such a thing!

It's unbelievable.

Wait until the coffin nails are all nailed.

The mage started bouncing left and right in front of the coffin.

His movements and postures look so funny that people can't help laughing.

"Is he dancing the Great God?"

Joan muttered.

"No...he's playing tricks."

Lin Xiao understated it.

Joan: ...

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

It's time to raise the coffin.

Eight strong men lifted the coffin up.

Although the coffin was made of very thick black cedar,...after all, they were all young men with great strength, so the coffin was easily lifted.

See no accidents.

The mage glanced at Lin Xiao with a contemptuous look, and said with a cold snort, "Boy, you are nothing."

Lin Xiao was not angry either, and just quietly watched him pretending to be aggressive.

He couldn't afford to be angry with this kind of person.

The coffin, come to the courtyard.

There were already a hundred or two hundred people standing in the yard, all wearing white turbans on their heads, and all of them had sad expressions on their faces.

Lin Xiao and Qiao An came out of the house last.

Immediately.

Lin Xiao raised his head and glanced at the sky.

next second.

His brows were tightly wrinkled.

At this moment, the scorching sun is in the sky, and the sun is shining brightly.

but……

A very thick dark cloud is about to cover the sun!
In the dark clouds, there is a thick ghost aura.

Ordinary people can't see anything abnormal, but Lin Xiao can see it very clearly!
Qiao An also raised her head and looked towards the sky. Soon, her face darkened slightly: "No, something is going to happen."

"Something is going to happen."

Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes slightly and murmured.

"Then what to do? Do you want to stop them?"

Joan was a little anxious.

Lin Xiao shook his head directly: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother, he won't listen to what you say to Zhang Hai now, and...he still thinks that you are doing things on purpose."

"Should we just watch Xiaojie's ghost come out and make trouble?"

Joan was stunned.

"Don't worry, with me here, we won't be able to cause too much trouble, but...if they don't improve their memory, this half-baked mage will continue to cheat money in the future."

Lin Xiao said slowly.

"Ok."

Joan nodded.

For Lin Xiao's Taoism, she naturally believed [-]%.

There is no doubt about this.

"Ashes return to dust, dust returns to dust, bridges return to bridges, and roads return to roads. When you leave this gate, you will be a passer-by from now on. There is a girl in the Zhang family named Zhang Jie, who returns to the Underworld every year. Move forward..."

At this moment, there was plausible words in the mouth of the mage.

not to mention...

The guy read the words quite smoothly.

No wonder you can fool so many ignorant people.

With this eloquence, if Lin Xiao hadn't seen through the mage's cultivation, he would have been bluffed.

"The auspicious time has come, let's go!"

The mage roared.

The members of the mourning band played the mourning music, and a group of people walked slowly towards the back mountain of the village after blowing the mourning band.

This is a long dragon of tens of meters.

Zhang Hai and Lin Hua walked beside the coffin, crying, making Lin Xiao shake his head and sigh.

"Lin Xiao, what's wrong with you?"

Joan was a little puzzled.

Lin Xiao: "This mage doesn't even know the most basic taboos. During the funeral process, it's best not to see off relatives. Even if you really want to see them off, you can't cry, let alone get so close to the coffin."

Joan was curious: "Why?"

"When the dead hear the cries of their relatives, they will be nostalgic for the world and unwilling to step into reincarnation."

Lin Xiao explained.

"I see."

Joan nodded if he realized something.

Along the way, everything was uneventful, without any troubles.

There was an imperceptible smile on the mage's face.

In his opinion……

As long as you persist for another ten, twenty or ten minutes, the job will be considered complete.

By the time……

A few stacks of hundred-dollar bills can be put directly into the pocket.

Who can be unhappy, who can't be excited about such a great event?
However, just as the Eight Immortals carried the coffin to the middle of a steep hillside, a vision...appeared.

Originally, the scorching sun was still in the sky, but the surrounding scenery suddenly darkened.

An extremely heavy cloud shrouded the funeral procession!
When the mourners saw this, they were all stunned.

"What's going on here? Wasn't it fine just now?"

"It can't be... something went wrong?!"

"What a gloomy feeling! Could it be..."

"Bah, bah, bah! Certainly not, with a mage here, what can happen?!"

"That's right. It's impossible for something to happen. Don't think about it."

Zhang Hai also had a gloomy face at the moment, and strode up to the mage: "Mage, what's going on?!"

He is the richest man in the village, and he is a man of distinction.

If something strange happened to this matter, how could he have his own prestige in the village in the future?

He can't afford to lose this face.

Looking at Zhang Hai, whose face was extremely gloomy, the mage quickly explained: "Brother Hai, don't worry, nothing will happen, it's just a very ordinary dark cloud, it doesn't get in the way, it doesn't get in the way."

"Humph!"

Zhang Hai snorted coldly and said with a straight face, "I hope so! If this matter is done well, the benefits will be indispensable to you, but if it is not done well, I can tell you very clearly that you will not be able to see the sun tomorrow morning. "

Hearing this, the mage thumped in his heart, and a fine layer of sweat had already appeared on his forehead.

Immediately, he looked at the mourning orchestra and the Eight Immortals, and said, "What are you still doing in a daze? It's okay, let's go!"

hear him.

Although the Eight Immortals were also a little nervous, they didn't say much, and prepared to go on the road again.

But soon.

The expression of one of the Eight Immortals changed immediately.

He stared straight at the mage: "Move...can't move..."

"what?!"

The mage stared wide-eyed, "Why can't you move?!"

"This coffin... is very heavy!"

"It feels like... there is a huge boulder weighing on our shoulders!"

"I... I can't hold on any longer..."

Eight strong men.

At this moment, all faces were pale.

Two of the legs were trembling violently.

What's more, the waist is bent! !
When the villagers saw this scene, they were all dumbfounded.

To know……

These Eight Immortals are all strong young men who can eat three bowls of rice for a meal! !
This coffin weighs at most three or four hundred catties.

Impossible to carry it!
"Ow!"

At this moment, one of the Eight Immortals' legs gave way, and he knelt directly on the gravel road, and a large amount of bright red blood flowed from his knees instantly.

Thus.

The coffin's center of gravity was unstable and it almost fell to the ground.

"Ms. Du Te is still standing there looking at it!! Come here quickly...help!"

The mage roared cursingly towards the crowd.

soon.

Several middle-aged men rushed over to help carry the coffin.

But even so.

The coffin was still slowly falling to the ground.

condition……

Extremely critical.

This is the first time everyone has encountered such a situation.

No one is out of ideas.

The mage turned to look at Lin Hua: "Sister-in-law, it must be because Xiaojie still has unfulfilled wishes, so she doesn't want to leave. Hurry up...talk to her...let her go away at ease!"

"Huh? Oh, good!"

Lin Hua hurried to the side of the coffin and began to mutter.

"Is he right?"

Qiao An turned to look at Lin Xiao and asked curiously.

Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes: "Yes, but not exactly."

"Why such an answer again?"

Joan sniffled.

"This method is indeed feasible in some situations, but it is obviously wrong to use it here. Just wait and see."

Lin Xiao said indifferently.

Right now he……

It's just waiting to see a good show.

He wants to let this mage know what it means... Pretending to be coercive is not enough to turn back, and it is easy to tear the egg!
(End of this chapter)