Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

Chapter 198
"you say!"

“It’s not on point at all, this is on point!
Wencai took out a large flower sign from behind with the word "Fang" written in the middle and surrounded by colorful flowers.

"Hey!" Qiu Sheng shouted nervously and rushed over, trying to snatch their flower cards back.

The idiot!
Can I show this flower card to the master?
"Go away!"

Lin Jiu pushed Qiu Sheng away and looked at the bigger and more beautiful flower cards, his eyes lit up.

"Wow, great!"

"On point?"

Wen Cai showed off proudly and was pushed by Qiu Sheng.

"Didn't you, you brat, sell me out?"

Lin Jiu held the flower cards, her eyes shining.

Aren’t these two brats trying to push me down?
He turned around and said seriously:
"Tomorrow, July [-]th, you will stack the ingots. Only after you have folded these ingots can you go to the concert!"

Qiu Sheng was dissatisfied and protested.

"Need to stack a whole basket? After stacking, it will be dawn!"

Lin Jiu glared at him.

"Do you stack, or not?"

Qiu Sheng sighed.

"Stack it! Is it okay if you don't stack it?"

Lin Jiu nodded with satisfaction, then picked up the seal and prepared to print his name on his little flower card.

But his hand slipped and it was printed on the big flower card.

"Wait! Ouch!"

Qiu Sheng shouted, looking at their flower cards with the master's name printed on them, he suddenly became desperate.

"It's over! It's over!"

"I'm so sorry, I made the wrong one!"

Lin Zhengying held the big flower card and smiled slyly.

"It's for Sister Fang anyway, the size doesn't matter! I don't care!"

"It's my bad luck!"

He picked up the big flower card, the smile on his face brightened, and he exclaimed:
"Wow, on point!"

At this time, Chen Tian walked in without taking anything. It was rare to see this scene and he couldn't help laughing.

Master uncle still has such a side!
"Let's go, Chen Tian, ​​let's go to the concert together!"

Lin Jiu greeted, shook his big flower card, and asked:
"How's it going? Are my flower cards on point?"

Chen Tian smiled and nodded, "On point!"

Wencai and Qiu Sheng looked hopeless and silently stacked ingots.

Why is this master who kills a thousand swords so stupid?
They picked up a piece of gold foil paper, folded the ingots, and couldn't help but sigh.

There must be at least a thousand pieces of these piles of gold foil paper!
How long will they last?
Qiu Sheng's eyes lit up, he looked at the baby doll on the shelf and walked towards them.

"Dear smart and lively children, please fold these gold ingots for me, and I will give you a basket of eggs, okay?"

Wencai came over and whispered to Qiu Sheng:
"I owed them two baskets of eggs last time. They definitely won't agree!"

However, the baby dolls bumped against the shelf as a sign of acceptance of the deal.

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng became happy, waved to these spiritual babies, and said sincerely: "Please, please!"

After that, they hurriedly left to go to the concert.

The bright moon hung high in the sky, and Qiu Sheng returned to Yizhuang singing and dancing.

"I can't stop loving you."

Wen Cai still had more to say and couldn't help but ask.

"Senior brother, the concert hasn't ended yet, what are we doing back so soon?"

"Of course I'll be back earlier than Master! If those brats can't stack, we can continue stacking!"

"Um!"

Wencai nodded, feeling that it made sense.

Then, Qiu Sheng took out a bamboo basket and winked at Wen Cai.

Wencai took out three eggs and put them into the basket. This was a basket of eggs!
They pushed open the vermilion wooden door and looked around. They saw three large baskets full of gold ingots placed in front of the hall, which were not comparable to their basket of eggs!
"It's folded!"

Wencai looked happy, this saved them so much work!
"Not bad, it's really fast!"

Qiu Sheng nodded, placed a basket of eggs on the altar, and said shamelessly:
"Thank you all, children, please eat these eggs!"

Then they quickened their pace and fled quickly.

However, the vermilion door automatically closed in front of them.

"Don't leave, no"

Spirit babies flew out of the puppets one by one, landed on the ground, and shouted at them.

Each of them wore red bellybands and had bare feet. There were 36 spiritual babies.

A brave spirit baby came out and pointed at Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng.
Shouting:
"You are obviously lying to us, you do it every time! I won't be fooled!"

They shouted together: "If the big one bullies the small ones, they will die early!"

"Um?
Qiu Sheng took off the stick on the side and put on a ferocious expression, preparing to suppress these spirit babies.

"How brave! How dare you talk to me like this!,

Qiu Sheng clapped his palms with a stick, smiled evilly at them, and took a step forward.

"what!"

These spirit babies all backed away in fear.

"Give me the stick! Let me do it!"

Wencai smiled evilly, took the stick, and threatened:
"Who said you want to eat eggs? Stretch out your hand!"

The boldest Yingling Baoer stretched out his hand, "Me!"

"Good boy, I'll give you one!"

Wencai hit Lingying's hand with a stick, but Lingying held it.

His eyes widened and he tried to pull out the stick, but couldn't.

He immediately took out an egg from his arms and said with a dry smile: "I said I'd give you one more!
"Brother, he bribed me! What do you think we should do?"

Bao'er took the egg, but refused to let Wencai go, and asked the group of spirit babies behind him.

The spirit babies responded in unison: "No! Flatten him!"

Suddenly, the spirit infants all rioted, grabbed Wencai and Qiu Sheng, and took revenge on them.

Wencai was grabbed by Lingying's legs and knocked against a pillar.

Qiu Sheng was even worse. He was controlled by Ling Ying and picked up the red-hot iron.

He turned his head desperately, trying to control his body, but his hands still
Uncontrollably, he put the hot iron to his mouth.

~Don’t be like this, speak up if you have something to say!”

"Lying will burn your mouth! Burn your mouth!"

The baby spirits were shouting and clapping their hands, waiting for a good show.

"no no no!,

Qiu Sheng shook his head hastily, feeling desperate.

You can't afford to offend these ancestors!
"Then burn your feet! Burn your feet!"

Bao'er controlled Qiu Sheng to put the iron on his own feet.

"Ah! Ah!
Qiu Sheng screamed, hugged his feet and screamed, smelling a burnt smell.

"Oops! Burnt!"

Then, these spirit babies refused to let them go, dragging Wen Cai over and floating Qiu Sheng in mid-air, causing them to bump into each other.

At this time, the vermilion door was pushed open. Lin Jiu and Wen Cai stood at the door and couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, I didn't see or hear anything! Keep going!"

Chen Tian held back his laughter and drank tea with Lin Jiu, looking at the tragic situation of the two senior brothers and feeling sympathy!"

When the spirit baby saw the person coming, he immediately ran back among the dolls and disappeared completely.

"You asked for this!
Lin Jiu put down the tea cup and looked at the two apprentices who were crying on the ground in pain and couldn't help but give them a lesson.

"You two deserve it. If you meet these kind-hearted spirit babies, if you meet the three fierce ones above, your lives will be gone!"

Wencai rolled on the ground in pain and asked in surprise: "Why?
"Because those three spiritual infants were aborted by their mother over and over again and could not be reborn."

"So now they have become extremely vicious, and they must practice for a thousand days to resolve their hostility!"

Lin Jiu frowned and looked at them, shaking his head.

"If we let them run away, more people will die! Do you understand?"

Wencai and Qiu Sheng screamed in pain and got up from the ground.

"understood!"

"Forget it! Send all these spiritual babies to Gu Guzhu tomorrow to worship, so that you don't mess around!"

Lin Jiu sighed, pointed at these spirit babies, looked at Chen Tian, ​​and gave instructions.

"Chen Tian, ​​you should also follow, watch them and tell them not to cause trouble!" Chen Tian nodded, "Yes, uncle."

Early the next morning, Chen Tian accompanied Wencai and Qiu Sheng to deliver the spiritual baby to Gu Gu's temple.

Aunt Sue opened a good cause temple in Renjia Town, where she focused on catching ghosts, exorcising evil spirits, and asking for children to enshrine her. The business was booming.

At this time, Gu Gu was offering incense to the Queen Mother. She was dressed in pink.

wearing colorful clothes and a pink headscarf, looking like a village girl.

"Your Majesty, the Queen Mother, I sincerely offer you the incense, the believing girl Cane!"

At this time, her first business came.

"Aunt Sugarcane, Aunt Sugarcane."

It was a couple who came. The man's mouth was crooked and his eyes were slanted.

"What's wrong? Huixiang?"

Aunt Cane came over, looked at their appearance, and asked in surprise.

"You can help my husband this time! He didn't come back last night, and he became confused when he came back this morning!'

"I'm afraid he's got something dirty on him!"

Huixiang looked very anxious and asked Aunt Sue for help.

"Let me see!"

When Gu Gu heard this, she didn't understand. She pulled the man aside and asked quietly:
"You brat, stop pretending. Where did you go last night?"

Men, don't expose it, tell the truth.

"Last night, I went to Ruyiju to find Xiaocui!"

“If I don’t scare my wife like this, then that’s okay!
Gu Gu sneered and asked: "Then what do you want?"

Instead, the man threatened her.

"Help! You don't want our husband and wife to be at odds, right?"

"Then you let me act, right?"

Aunt Sue asked gently, with a strange smile on her lips.The man nodded.

Gu Gu turned around and said nervously to Huixiang:
"Huixiang, your husband is really possessed by evil spirits!"

Huixiang asked: "What should we do?"

"It doesn't matter. Exorcising evil spirits and curing ghosts is my greatest skill! You just stand there!'

She patted her chest, immediately recited a mantra, danced with her hands, and started her performance.

"There are monsters and monsters from all directions, get out of here right away! Get out of here!"

Then she grabbed the man's arm and beat him up.

While beating, he shouted: "Exorcise evil spirits and cure ghosts!"

At this time, Chen Tian and the others walked in. Seeing this brutal scene, they instantly felt pain all over their bodies.

"Isn't this uncle too cruel?"

Chen Tian couldn't help but shook his head, thinking that Aunt Sue loved Lin Jiu deeply, and couldn't help but sympathize with him.

"Hey, let's wait and go in! Let's take a look first!"

Qiu Sheng shook his head and shrank out of the door, leaving only his head exposed.

Everyone nodded and decided to watch the show first.

The man was beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He fell to the ground and screamed.

Huixiang asked nervously: "Is he okay?"

"fine!"

Aunt Sue took a cup of tea, sprinkled the incense burner ashes, poured the candle stems into it, and stirred it a few times with her fingers.

"Just drink this and you'll be fine!
"you"

When a man pointed at Gu Gu, he could easily call her the most poisonous woman!
Gu Gu glared at him fiercely. "What good?"

The man laughed dryly and said: "It tastes good!"

"Drink quickly! Just drink it yourself!"

Gu Gu yelled fiercely and rolled her eyes, "Who are these people!"
The man reluctantly drank this cup of magical tea and couldn't help but feel like vomiting!
This woman is so scary!
Huixiang helped the man leave and said gratefully: "Husband, please walk slowly. Thanks to Aunt Sue for helping me this time!"

Gu Gu shouted from behind: "If he doesn't come back at night, take him to see me immediately!"
Huixiang's eyes were full of gratitude, "Okay! Thank you, Aunt Zhe!"

Gu Gu muttered, "Let's see if you still dare to go out and fool around!
She spotted Wencai and Qiu Sheng with sharp eyes and waved to them.

"What did you do? Senior brother asked you to come to me?"

Han T, the gatekeeper is responsible for ensuring that the fire is up to the mark but not too small!
Qiu Sheng placed a basket of dolls on the table and smiled at Gu Gu.

Gu Gu looked a little unhappy and complained.

"Is this a nursery? Why doesn't he come over?
Qiu Sheng crossed his arms and asked Wen Cai together: "Do you really want to see our master?"

It seems that this Aunt Sue has a deep affection for her uncle!
Chen Tian couldn't help but shook his head and placed the baby's parasitic puppet on the shelf.

"Aunt Cane!'

At this time, a couple came over and patted Gu Gu on the shoulder.

Startled her.

The man had a beer belly, a smiling face, and looked honest and honest.

The woman and Aunt Sue were wearing the same colorful clothes, but the other girl's clothes were pretty, which made Aunt Sue look like a village girl.

"Business is here again!"

Qiu Sheng stepped aside, greeted them, and placed the dolls on the shelf.

"My wife also died a few years ago, and now I want to find a wife. But she said she had to ask my wife first.

The man said with a smile.

"I won't do this kind of thing to Wenmi! If I can't control it, your wife will fall in love with me and won't leave! Who knows if you will take advantage of me!"

Gu Gu refused directly, looking defensive.

The man directly took out the money and stuffed it into Gu Gu's hand.

Gu Gu reluctantly agreed.

"Let's go, set it up quickly, let's go take a look too!"

Qiu Sheng felt that things were getting interesting and pushed Chen Tian.

Chen Tian nodded, with a smile on his lips that looked like a good show.

After the three of them arranged the baby's puppet on the shelf and offered incense and candles, they quietly went to the back hall to take a look.

I saw Gu Gu put an incense burner on the table, inserted an incense stick, and offered two eggs beside it.

She pounded the table and recited a spell.

"The sky is blue and the earth is vast, Aunt Sue please come now"

"Hey, what's your wife's name?"

The man replied politely: "Ah, Guan Li Bishi!'

Aunt Cane's eyes widened, and she asked him ferociously, "Miss my business?"

"No, my surname is Guan, and my wife's name is Li Bi."

The man explained politely, with a smile on his face.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai smiled like barbells.

"None of your business! Hahaha.
Chen Tian couldn't help but laugh.

Sue Gu suddenly realized it and continued to pound the table and began to recite a spell to invite the ghost to come to her.

"Oh! The sky is blue, the earth is bright, Guan Guan Li Bi, please come up now and ask you."

"Is it okay for your husband to marry a wife now?"

Then, Gu Gu shivered and fell on the table. A transparent soul came over her body and controlled her body.

"Damn it, why didn't you come to see me for so long?"

"I'm busy, wife! I have something to tell you this time!"

"What's up?"

"You know you have been gone for a few years, and I am all alone. If I want to find someone else, I will bring her to see you!"

"It should be, sure!"

The female ghost squinted her eyes, looked at them, and nodded.

Seeing that the two of them were about to leave, she shouted to stop

"Wait, dead ghost, sit down, I don't think you will come to me again in the future!"

"I want you to want to feed me!"

"Feeding?"

Qiu Sheng burst out laughing and winked at Wen Cai and Chen Tian.

"I didn't expect Gu Gu to sacrifice so much to do all this!"

Chen Tian touched his nose and silently took out a frightening talisman, preparing to help Gu Gu when the time came.

(End of this chapter)