Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

Chapter 200 The Green Zombie in Yuanma Coat

"Ahhh!"

He jumped up because of the heat and put a gun to the chef's head.

"I'm going to shoot you!
Suddenly, Qiu Sheng dropped his chopsticks, looked at the mustard sauce on his plate, and pushed it towards Wen Cai.

Chen Tian took the opportunity to say: "Commander, it seems that you are not used to this Japanese taste. Why don't we change the dishes?"

The marshal made such a big fool of himself in front of his love rival, he snorted coldly and waved his hand.

"Okay, let's change the chef to cook!"

Not long after, a table of delicious Sichuan food was served.

Chen Tian breathed a sigh of relief, now avoiding everyone having diarrhea together!
Otherwise, how will he fight zombies later?
"Commander, have you had any recent activities?"

Lin Jiu asked, trying to find out why he was poisoned by corpse poison.

"I eat as soon as I wake up in the morning, then lie down in the living room for a while, and then go to the restaurant to eat at noon. Then I take a nap in the afternoon, and then I go to the dining room to eat again after my nap."

"I'll lie down in bed after eating, then sleep, and eat again after sleeping. In fact, my life is very hard!"

Lin Jiu rolled his eyes and continued to ask:
"By the way, Marshal, are there any weddings or funerals recently?"

Marshal Long couldn't help but tremble, and his body became stiff again.

“My sow is dead and my boar is widowed!
"Also, my father died half a year ago!"

Lin Jiu's eyes lit up and she looked at Chen Tian.

"Where to be buried?"

Marshal Long replied: "Ancestral hall!"

"Take us to see it!"

Lin Jiu and Chen Tian said in unison, having realized what the problem was.

At this time, a gentle voice came from the door, and the nanny Axiang came in holding Micheline.

"Young lady, please walk slowly."

Lin Jiu looked back, immediately stood up and walked to Michelian.

Micheline was wearing a loose skirt, with a big belly, and was walking over while holding her belly.

When she saw Lin Jiu, her eyes brightened.

"Brother Ying, long time no see."

"Lianmei, how are you?"

Lin Jiu's eyes fell on her belly, feeling quite uncomfortable.

"Mei Lian, congratulations on becoming a mother!"

Michelian lowered her head and smiled, her eyes full of love.

She suddenly thought of something and raised her head to look at him.

"By the way, Dalong has a strange disease, and no matter how he treats it, he can't be cured. I don't know why!'

Marshal Long stood up, couldn't help but trembled, and made a strange cry.

Lin Jiu turned around and glanced at him.

"It doesn't matter. I'll find out what's going on when I go to the ancestral hall."

The nanny Axiang on the side looked at Lin Jiu warily, tried her best to control the aura on her body, and advised Micheline:
"Young lady, go back to your room and rest!"

Chen Tian blinked and naturally noticed something was wrong with the nanny's aura.

He opened his yin and yang eyes to look, and a golden light flashed in his eyes.

I saw that the nanny's body was covered in karma, with a layer of black light, and she seemed to have suffered a lot of murders.

Listening carefully again, Chen Tian heard the soft sound of a baby crying next to her.

".mom.".
A faint black baby appeared, but disappeared instantly, and only his sad cries were heard.

How is this going?
"Then please!"

Michelian smiled at Lin Jiu, her eyes full of trust.

Lin Jiu nodded, stared at the nanny, and noticed something was wrong.

At this time, Nianying changed into a light blue dress and ran over and shouted.

"elder sister!"

Michelian held her hand and told her: "Help me take care of Master Zhengying."

Nianying nodded and ran happily towards Chen Tian, ​​but was stopped by Lin Jiu on the way.

"come over!
Lin Jiu pointed at the nanny next to Michelian, with a hint of vigilance in her eyes.

"Who is that next to you, next to your sister?"

"Oh, that person applied for the job by himself, so he is very capable!"

Nianying looked back in the direction of the nanny, with a hint of gratitude on her face.

"When my sister was first pregnant, she screamed in pain every night, but after she came here, she never had any pain again!"

Lin Jiu frowned, "Really?"

Nianying asked worriedly: "What, is there any problem?"

Lin Jiu was about to give some instructions, but was interrupted by Marshal Long!
Marshal Long waved his hand and shouted to the soldiers.

"You're full! Come and prepare your horses!"

However, the guard hesitated.

"Report to the commander!"

"What's up?"

Marshal Long glared at him and asked impatiently.

The guard replied tremblingly:
"Commander, the horse was stabbed to death by you last night!"

"This, this... running on the ground!"

Marshal Long stretched out his hand, his movements were very zombie-like, and waved his hand awkwardly.

"Let's go!"

Already stabbed the horse to death?
Almost out of control?
It seems that Marshal Long's corpse poison is very deep and he will turn into a zombie in a few days!
Chen Tian shook his head, thinking about the next plot, he had concerns in his heart.

"I'll go as well!"

Nianying listened and said coquettishly to Lin Jiu.

Lin Jiu flatly refused.

"Children can't go to that kind of place, stay here!"

"Let's go, it's getting dark!"

Marshal Long shouted impatiently.

Chen Tian and his party immediately followed Marshal Long.

After leaving the door, Chen Tian heard Micheline's painful cry. When he turned around, he saw the nanny wearing a black skirt on the balcony of the second floor.

Her eyes were a little wary, and she immediately retreated into the room.

"Young lady, let me help you go to bed to rest!
She protected Micheline, walked to the bed, and gave her advice.

"Young lady, please bear with me!"

Then, she walked under the table beside the bed, squatted down, and took out the tributes offered below.

Next to him was the spiritual infant who had untied the red rope, and the doll's eyes were shining with evil light.

Axiang took out the big red bowl and opened the lid. Inside was a piece of white stuff that looked like tofu.

However, this tofu brain is jumping and surging, full of vitality.

This is not tofu brain, but the brain of a baby who has just turned one month old. It is fresh!
She took out a spoonful with a white porcelain spoon and brought it to Micheline's lips.

"Come and eat. After eating this, it won't hurt so much!"

Michelian glanced at the contents of the bowl, frowned, and asked:
"What is this?"

Ah Xiang replied calmly: "This is a kind of anti-fetal medicine, which has the effect of relieving pain and sleeping.

Michelian just took a bite and felt sleepy.

"Isn't it better?"

Axiang asked gently.

Micheline nodded and slowly closed her eyes.

"Get some sleep!"

A Xiang suggested, her voice hypnotic, making Micheline fall asleep immediately.

Axiang lifted Michelian's clothes and touched her belly.

A baby appeared in her belly, nodded to her, and laughed happily.

"Be good and don't make trouble. If you damage the mother's womb, you won't be able to be born!"

Axiang's eyes were kind and she gave him a lesson.

The baby responded obediently: "I know, Mom!
Axiang smiled happily, picked up the remaining brains, and ate them by the spoonful.

At this time, on the mountain near Longjia Village, Chen Tian and his party were looking at the Feng Shui terrain.

"Chen Tian, ​​do you see anything?"

Lin Jiu asked with her hands behind her back.

This time, he skipped over the two useless apprentices to avoid getting upset.

Chen Tian looked at the terrain around him and pointed at the mountains nearby. "This village is located on a hillside, facing the sea to the east, with mountains behind it. The sea breeze blows moisture in, and it is blocked by the peaks and mountains. When there is a cold wind, it will rain."

"So, when we first came in, even though it was sunny, there was also a heavy rain shower. This pattern of Feng Shui pipes is called the gods splashing water!"

"So the people who live here are rich and wealthy!"

Lin Jiu nodded and nodded, his eyes full of relief.

Qiu Sheng on the side opened his eyes in shock and said enviously:
"If I had known, my mother would have been tied up here too!"

Wencai nodded, his eyes full of envy.

"Yup!"

"However, there are also advantages to the gods splashing water. There are advantages and disadvantages."

Chen Tian changed the topic and continued to talk.

"The benefits are endless, and the disadvantages are harmful to the health of humans and animals!"

"Because a sudden rain is like pouring water into a red-hot pot. A layer of flatulence will form on the ground. Flatulence is harmful."

Lin Jiu nodded with his hands behind his back and added:
"There is a children's song for this kind of climate"

"Master, we can sing this! Just listen!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's eyes lit up and they refused to let go of this opportunity to express themselves.

The two of them immediately started spinning in front, dancing and singing at the same time.

"When a sudden rain comes, hit the red fruits. The flatulence will rise and there is no way to hide."

"The sows will go crazy and sit around! People will become dizzy, and the ancestors will cause trouble!"

"Isn't that right, Master?
Lin Jiu nodded, these two apprentices were quite promising!
"right!"

Passing by the village, the place is quiet, as if no one is at home.

Chen Tian frowned and felt something was wrong.

He was about to go into the village to observe, but was stopped by Marshal Long.

Marshal Long took out his gun, pointed it at Chen Tian's head, and shouted angrily:
"Don't run! Otherwise I will kill you!"

Chen Tian glared at him, this handsome man is really annoying!
He directly fired a fireball into the barrel of Marshal Long's gun, causing the fireball to explode.

With a "Bang!" sound, the barrel of the gun exploded and turned into a ball of fire, which was very powerful. "

"Ouch! It's burned to death!"

Marshal Long was startled and quickly threw the gun far away.

"Hold the grass! What kind of gun is this? It's so inferior! It actually exploded!"

"Hahahaha! Junior brother, you did a great job! I have long disliked this old boy!"

Qiu Sheng clapped his hands and shouted, smiling wildly.

The next moment, all the soldiers pointed their guns at Chen Tian, ​​looking fierce.

"How brave you are! You dare to play these evil tricks in front of me! Aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

Marshal Long pulled out the sword hanging from his waist and pointed it at Chen Tian with a proud look on his face.

No matter how powerful your spells are, you are still not afraid of guns!
"Commander, you don't have to do this, right? We didn't escape, but this village is weird and we want to see it!'

Lin Jiu stepped forward, blocked Chen Tian, ​​and held Marshal Long's arm.

However, Marshal Long snorted coldly and pointed his sword directly at Lin Jiu, almost hurting him.

"Douchiying, get out of here! I have to teach this brat a lesson today!"

Lin Jiu ducked and avoided Marshal Lin's sword.

"You bastard, I'm protecting you! Forget it if you don't appreciate it!"

He pushed behind Chen Tian, ​​hid with Qiu Sheng Wencai, and waved.

"Master nephew, don't worry about me, just teach him a lesson!"

"Okay, uncle!"

Chen Tian responded and directly threw a weakened version of the thunder and lightning tide.

In order to focus on taking care of Marshal Long, he threw a small thunder ball over, specially reducing the intensity of the thunder and lightning.

"Ahhhhh!!"

Not long after, a group of twitching soldiers lay on the ground. Tiny thunder and lightning flashed on their bodies, making them lose their mobility.

At this time, they couldn't threaten Chen Tian with a gun. They only had cramps in their hands and feet, rolled their eyes, and couldn't move.

Marshal Long was hit with a thunder ball, and his convulsions became even more severe.

He was poisoned by corpse poison again, and was hit by the strongest thunder and lightning. Suddenly, saliva drooled from the corner of his mouth, and a smell of urine came from him.

"I told you, I'm protecting you! My nephew is so talented that he is always being worshiped by others. It would be better for you to try his Taoism!
Lin Jiu looked at him with her hands behind her hands, a bit of gloating in her eyes.

"Okay, I surrender! Master, take back your spell quickly! I was wrong!"

Marshal Long looked extremely embarrassed. He immediately raised his hands and surrendered to Chen Tian, ​​feeling a little more frightened in his heart.

Chen Tian nodded, waved his hand, and withdrew the thunder and lightning.

Suddenly, the soldiers climbed up one by one, looking at Chen Tian with horror in their eyes.

Dashuai Long's pants were all wet, and he looked embarrassed.

"Adjutant, come here and change your pants with me!"

He dragged the adjutant and forced him to change his pants.

"Ha ha ha ha."

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai laughed wantonly, making Marshal Long feel a burning sensation on his face.

"Let's go into the village and have a look!"

Chen Tian said hello and walked towards the village at the foot of the hillside.

However, Marshal Long and his party refused to come down and only waited for them on the mountain.

Chen Tian didn't care, after all, bullets were useless against zombies, and bringing them along would be a hindrance!
This village is not large, with only about a hundred households located at the foot of the hillside.

Vegetables are grown on the hillside, and there are layers of green terraces.

But a road has been built on the hillside, paved with bluestone slabs and made of white stone railings, which is in inverse proportion to the tiled houses at the bottom of the mountain.

This is because Marshal Long rewarded the Long family ancestral hall on the mountain, occupying the position of the dragon's head.

He repaired the road on the mountain so that horses could run up it.

Chen Tian went down the mountain and smelled a strong smell of corpses, and his expression suddenly changed.

He pushed open the nearest room and took a look, and saw three simple coffins inside. They were log-colored and had no paint at all.

Three coffins, two large and one small, were placed in a Zigzag shape, and there was still blood on the ground.

Chen Tian opened the coffin and took a look. It was empty and there was no body at all.
body, but the smell of corpse inside was very strong.

It seems that there are also corpses lying there!
At this time, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai shouted: "Master, senior brother, there are empty coffins inside!"

Chen Tian walked out of the door and met Lin Jiu, seeing his heavy expression.

Lin Jiu sighed and frowned.

"This is someone who has absorbed the earth's veins and is refining the corpse!"

Chen Tian thoughtfully looked at the position of the coffin and asked:
"Could it be that the corpse is absorbing earth energy under the coffin?"

It’s hard to find this!
Lin Jiu nodded, his expression becoming more solemn.

"It seems that we can only come back at night to catch the mastermind behind the scenes!"

"That's the only way!"

There was some worry in Chen Tian's eyes. They couldn't spare any time to deal with the mastermind at night.

There is a zombie king waiting for them in the Long Family Ancestral Hall!
I'm afraid, the Long Family Ancestral Hall is the mastermind behind this!
In a heavy atmosphere, the four people walked towards the mountain.

Marshal Long was impatient with waiting, but he didn't dare to rush them.

When he saw them coming, he immediately greeted them, but he did not dare to complain to Chen Tian and only laughed at Lin Jiu.

"Douchiying, what did you find out? What's wrong with this village?"

"Wow, something is wrong! Everyone in this village is dead, only coffins are left!"

Qiu Sheng yelled and opened his hands to scare Marshal Long.

"What? Are you kidding me?"

Marshal Long looked shocked and looked at them suspiciously.

Lin Jiu glanced at him with her hands behind her back.

"If you don't believe me, go and see for yourself. It's getting dark and the living corpses in the village will come back!"

After hearing this, Marshal Long waved his hands with a look of horror on his face.

"No, I won't watch! Let's go to the Long Family Ancestral Hall!"

The group of people continued to set off and walked towards the Long's Ancestral Hall on the mountain.

The Long's ancestral hall is very luxurious, occupying the position of the dragon's head, and the Feng Shui is prosperous.

Chen Tian walked on the bluestone road and looked around.

Lin Jiu looked at the terrain and said something.

"Look at the pattern of gods splashing water. People in these villages must not be buried after they die!"

Wencai asked curiously: "Master, what will happen to the burial?"

(End of this chapter)