Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

Chapter 211 The officer is looking for trouble and suppresses it immediately!
Thinking that there was still a customer who was not awake, he stepped on Xiaohu's calf to wake him up.

However, Xiaohu didn't wake up. Chen Tian kicked him again before waking him up.

"Ahhh!"

Xiaohu screamed, covering his legs, and jumped up from the ground, ready to fight Chen Tian.

"Xiaohu, you still haven't apologized to the boss!"

However, Dahu glared at him, held his shoulders, and reprimanded.

"Boss?
Xiaohu was stunned and looked at Chen Tian standing aside, looking at him with a smile, and couldn't help but shudder.

This man is clearly a practicing master. How can a little gangster like him, who only has a three-legged cat, compare to him?
Why is he so dizzy and you still want to settle a score with him!
"Boss, I was wrong! Please spare my life!"

Xiaohu immediately bowed to Chen Tian, ​​his legs softened, and he knelt on the ground.

Chen Tian pointed at Zhuge Xiaohua and said with a smile: "I knelt down to the wrong person, apologize to her!"

"Please forgive me, girl, it was my fault! I shouldn't be rude!"

Xiaohu is also a flexible person and apologizes to Zhuge Xiaohua.

Zhuge Xiaohua felt refreshed and couldn't help but look at Chen Tian.

It's a pity that the younger brother's spiritual power is a bit lacking, otherwise he wouldn't be worthy of her as beautiful as a flower!
"Get up! You are all my customers. What do you two want to see?"

"Look at your fortune, how is your luck today?
As soon as he said this, Dahu almost cried!
Do you still need to rely on your luck? If you offend the uncle next to you, their tone is terrible!
Zhuge Xiaohua continued to ask: "Then are you a divination or fortune teller?"

Xiaohu twisted his body and wanted to run away immediately, so he replied casually.

"Whatever works will come true!"

"Then I used the plum blossom fortune to calculate your fortune today!"

Zhuge Xiaohua took out a small black abacus and made calculations.

"It's Tatsuki now, counting by five. You just had my little brother hit you three times before you woke up!"

"Exactly, the upper hexagram is five, the lower hexagram is three, five plus three is eight, and eight divided by eight is zero."

"This is a hexagram that creates something out of nothing!
"There is gold in the five elements of the hexagram, you can pick up gold today!"

Chen Tian looked at her goddess-like appearance and felt that she looked like a charlatan!
But others are the orthodox Taoists!
He has no talent for divination, so he can learn this magical method now!
Xiaohu's eyes shone and his expression became excited.

"Ah? Got gold? Got rich!"

"Is it real?"

Zhuge Xiaohua stretched out her finger and shook her head, with a hint of regret in her expression.

"Before I finish speaking, the hexagram has zero, and yes equals nothing!"

Xiaohu didn't understand and couldn't help but yelled.

"nonsense!"

"It's not nonsense! First you get the gold, then you lose the gold, it works before lunch!"

Zhuge Xiaohua looked a little proud and acted like a master.

Xiaohu's face was full of doubts, and he couldn't help but want to lift the table again, but after looking at the evil spirits on the plate, he only asked weakly:
"Are you smart or not?"

Zhuge Xiaohua patted his chest and confirmed.

“I won’t charge you if it doesn’t work!”

Chen Tian coughed, and the gangster immediately took out a silver dollar from his pocket.

"Everything the Great Immortal says is effective, how could it not be effective? This is my filial piety to the Great Immortal!"

Zhuge Xiaohua accepted the silver dollar and gave Chen Tian an appreciative look.

Yes, little brother, you are great!
"Ahem, next one!"

Dahu looked at Xiaohu and gave him a silver dollar, and his heart almost broke!
God, a silver dollar is so expensive!
If I had known earlier, he would have run away!
But looking at the evil spirit who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, he could only sit down with a sad face and prepare to count his luck.

"what about me?"

"The hour is not over yet, the upper hexagram is still five, you are the boss, and the lower hexagram is one."

Zhang Xiaohua took the abacus and continued to calculate with a very brisk tone.

"Five plus one divided by eight is a negative number. It means that the Ling Gua has passed through the body and has no vitality!"

Dahu looked confused, "What do you mean?"

"You're going to get beaten today!"

The little flower held her chin and answered with a smile.

After saying this, Dahu couldn't help but glance at the evil god on the side, and instantly broke out in a cold sweat.

He obediently handed a silver dollar out, suspecting that this was a black shop!
If he doesn't give the money, he will definitely be beaten. Doesn't this hexagram work?
"Oh, he won't beat you, but you will be beaten by a group of people! Boss, be careful when you walk!"

Zhuge Xiaohua felt very happy after accepting the silver coins. This time, thanks to his junior brother, he calmed down the situation for him. He can share some with him later!
The two gangsters slipped away in despair, looking very depressed!
Can't afford it, can't afford it!
"Come on, little junior brother, tell me that I am your noble one!"

Zhuge Xiaohua took out two silver coins and rubbed them together. This was her first pot of gold!
"Let's go, senior sister will treat you to a big dinner!"

At this time, Wang Hui finished using the toilet and walked in from behind the pavilion, smiling and shaking her head.

"Like mother, like daughter! You girl, when did I charge so much for fortune telling?"

"Hurry up and hand over the money!"

"Mom, you're back!"

Zhuge Xiaohua hid the silver dollar behind him and did not want to hand it over.

Wang Hui took the money back from her hand and tapped her forehead.

"Girl, don't you want to treat Junior Brother to dinner? I'll give you a silver dollar!"

"Thank you mom!"

Only then did Zhuge Xiaohua laugh and hold Chen Tian's hand.

"Come on, little junior brother, I'll treat you to dinner!"

"Maoshan disciple Chen Tian told my aunt! Senior aunt, then my senior sister and I are going to have dinner. We will formally pay our respects to our uncle when we come back!"

Chen Tian bowed to Wang Hui and was pulled away by Zhuge Xiaohua, shouting hurriedly.

"Chen Tian? I think I've heard Kong Ping say this name before! It sounds so familiar!"

Wang Hui thought about it carefully, but couldn't think of it for a while.

Here, two gangsters came out of the city, looking unhappy.

"What gold, where is it?"

Xiaohu lowered his head and searched for a long time on the ground. He couldn't see anything and couldn't help but say angrily.

"You really think the ground is full of gold!"

Dahu felt sorry for his silver dollar. Seeing him like this, he couldn't help but kicked him to the ground.

"Ouch!" Xiaohu pounced forward, only to see a shining golden gun on the ground.

"Wow! There really is gold!"

His eyes lit up, he picked up the golden pistol and weighed it in his hand.

"Wow, it's a golden gun. It's so heavy!"

However, a fist hit him in the face, and Dahu snatched the golden gun away.

"It's mine! It's really made of gold!"

"I just got it, now it's all gone!"

Xiaohu looked sad, seemed to have remembered something, and became happy again.

"Wow, that girl is so smart!"

"What about the spirit?"

Dahu weighed the golden gun with a disdainful expression.

Xiaohu laughed "hehe".

"Ling, you are about to be beaten by a group of people!"

"Fuck me? Who dares to cheat me!"
Dahu pointed at himself with a contemptuous tone.

The next moment, he was surrounded by a group of guards, and fists rained down on him.

"Fuck him!"

The leading officer pointed at Dahu with an angry look on his face.

"Be brave and dare to pick up my golden gun!"

“It’s so smart!”

Xiaohu was also affected. He rubbed his shoulders and sighed.

The officer asked curiously: "What's so good about it?"

After listening to what they said, the officer waved his hands fiercely and shouted:
"Shot!"

"Pass my order, all change into civilian clothes!"

The arrogant-looking officer waved his hand, ready to cause trouble.

"I want to see what's so great about it!"

In Zhuge Town, Chen Tianzheng and Zhuge Xiaohua were eating when they saw a group of people wearing black and white coats passing by and running towards the pavilion.

They lined up in a line, held their heads high, and carried out strict training. They looked like an army at first sight!
"Looking at his character, he is looking for trouble! Let's go back quickly!"

Zhuge Xiaohua looked at the people below, her heart skipped a beat, and she hurriedly pulled Chen Tian away.

When Chen Tian and Zhuge Xiaohua returned to the pavilion, they saw the officer smoking a cigarette with an arrogant expression and broke into the pavilion.

There were already a lot of people sitting down there, shouting to them: "Get in line!"

However, a group of soldiers lifted up their clothes and flashed their guns, and no one dared to speak.

The officer smoked a cigarette and shook the fat on his face. "Look how I play with her!"

Wang Hui felt a little worried and held Zhuge Xiaohua's hand.

"Let me come!"

Zhuge Xiaohua crossed his arms and rolled his eyes at Wang Hui.

"Mom, I am your proud disciple!"

Just as Wang Hui was about to say something, Chen Tian encouraged her: "Auntie, you have to believe in my abilities!"

With that said, he pushed Wang Hui behind the pavilion and watched the show together.

The officer walked in and saw Zhuge Xiaohua straightened her face and nodded to him.

"Please sit down!"

The officer sat down and looked at Zhuge Xiaohua. He felt that this girl was too young and she was probably a liar!
Zhuge Xiaohua asked calmly: "Do you prefer large batches or small batches?"

The officer crossed his legs and looked arrogant.

"You can batch it however you like!"

Zhuge Xiaohua pushed up her sunglasses. This was not a problem for her!
She pushed the paper and said, "Please write down your horoscope!"

"Bazi, it's easy!"

As he spoke, he wrote a big word "人" on the white paper.

"You wrote herringbone!"

When Zhuge Xiaohua looked at the words on the paper, the corner of his mouth twitched.

The officer looked a little impatient.

"Just criticize people!"

"With all due respect, I think this Chinese character is ugly!"

Zhuge Xiaohua couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. Seeing the officer's fierce expression, he immediately changed his tone.

"However, this character is very domineering and full of power! No matter what line of work you do, you are inferior to one person and inferior to ten thousand people!"

After hearing this, the officer became suspicious.

"Then what do you think I'll do?"

"It's military affairs, my lord!"

Zhuge Xiaohua looked at the table, and there was a row of gold characters written on the table. The human characters were typed next to the big characters.

"Look, if you add a personal character next to the big characters, it means you are an adult!"

The officer was stunned and suspected that she was telling nonsense!
Zhuge Xiaohua continued to ask: "Sir, are you satisfied or not?"

At this time, Chen Tian came out from behind the pavilion and stood next to Zhuge Xiaohua, calming her down.

“Not satisfied!”

The officer clapped his hands and called his adjutant to come over.

"Afu, come here!"

"Have!"

Ah Fu bowed and walked to the officer's side.

The officer whispered something like this in his ear.

"Just do it!"

Ah Fu nodded repeatedly, "Okay!"

He waved his hand and said to Zhuge Xiaohua: "I will also approve some characters!"

"Please sit down!" Zhuge Xiaohua nodded, showed a heartfelt smile, and handed over the white paper.

"Please write it here!"

Instead, the officer slapped him on the arm.

"Don't write it here!
Ah Fu raised his hand and wrote the word "人" on his palm with a brush.

"Do you see who I am?"

Zhuge Xiaohua grabbed his palm, turned his palm down, and said calmly:
"This is just a hand. The person is under your hand, and you are the man's subordinate!"

"Ah?" The officer's eyes widened in surprise.

Zhuge Xiaohua smiled proudly, "Are you satisfied, Sir?"

"Not satisfied! Come on, come on."

The officer banged the table, waved to the prisoner, looked at his waist, and his attitude became flattering.

"He is my lord!"

The prisoner changed into a royal blue gown, but he looked timid and looked at the officer in fear.

"Come, my lord, have a cigarette!"

The officer put his hands on his hips, smiled proudly, and lit a cigarette for the prisoner.

"Eat!"

The prisoner was originally very frightened, but after hearing his fierce shouting, he immediately chewed the entire cigarette.

Zhuge Xiaohua slightly raised her lips, "What word do you want to test?"

The officer put his hands on his hips and commanded domineeringly:
"Ask her to take a calligraphy test!"

The prisoner immediately said to Zhuge Xiaohua: "The character is human!"

Zhuge Xiaohua smiled calmly and handed over the blank paper.

"You write it here!"

However, the officer attacked again and waved his hand.

“Oh, no need to write! Just say it!
Zhuge Xiaohua looked at the officer with a smile full of confidence.

"Please forgive me, even if he is really your lord's lord, then he is not a noble man!"

"Who is that?"

The officer asked, his eyes widening.

"It's a prisoner! This person is right at your mouth, what did you say?
Zhuge Xiaohua picked up the brush and wrote the word "prison".

"The word "human" in the mouth is the word for prisoner!"

"Are you satisfied, sir?"

The officer opened his mouth and had to obey.

"Hello, you're fine!"

He waved his hand irritably, venting his anger on the prisoner.

"Take this man up and shoot him!"

After speaking, he turned around and prepared to leave.

"Wait, you just left like this?"

Chen Tian called out to the officer, looking a little dissatisfied.

Officer "[-]" was holding back his anger when he saw a boy who was not afraid of death bumping into him and asked arrogantly:
"Boy, what else do you want me to do?"

He who dares to call him "I" is very courageous!
Chen Tian raised his eyebrows and his voice was very loud.

"The money hasn't been given yet!"

"Hahahahaha, I don't even give you money for meals, but you still give me money for fortune telling?"

The officer was immediately happy. He had never seen anyone so unafraid of death.

How dare you ask him for money!
As he spoke, he took out the gun from his waistband and pressed it directly against Chen Tian's temple.

"You want money and your life!"

"I want the money, and I want my life too!"

Chen Tian's attitude was even more arrogant than his. Facing the black gun, he smiled contemptuously.

"Junior brother! Come back! Apologize to the adults!"

Zhuge Xiaohua suddenly became anxious, stood up in a hurry, and waved to Chen Tian.

However, the next moment, her eyes widened in surprise.

I saw Chen Tian directly grabbing the officer's gun, and a small fireball bounced over, exploding the ammunition.

"boom!"

Sparks flew and a huge explosion sounded.

The officer was startled, hurriedly covered his head, rolled over and rolled out of the pavilion.

This kid is really crazy! He's still grabbing the barrel of the gun!
However, the next moment, Chen Tian stepped on his back and threw the exploded gun in front of him.

"Give money!"

The officer's eyes widened in surprise, and he actually saw that the boy was unharmed, with no burnt patches on the skin of his fingers.

".How is this going?"

Chen Tian put some force with his feet, and his voice became a little thicker and a little more majestic.

"Give me money!
In response to the explosion, his body's true meaning of thunder and fire protection automatically exploded. Of course, this bit of gunpowder couldn't hurt him.

As for how to prevent the explosion from hurting others, he only needed to use his spiritual power to construct a cage to temporarily control the explosion within a small area.

When the explosion is over, no one else will be harmed!
"Sir, this is a great fairy! Let's give him money!'

(End of this chapter)