Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

"If you go to Yuelai Inn, I can give you a discount! The shopkeeper is an acquaintance of mine!"

Chen Tian nodded and got into the carriage.

"Then let's go to Yuelai Inn!"

When we arrived at the Yuelai Inn, the coachman talked to the boss and gave him a [-]% discount.

The boss waved his hand and gave the driver a small tip.

"Zhang DaDa, thank you! If you invite more people over in the future, you will be given more money!"

Zhang boldly weighed the coins in his hand and narrowed his eyes with laughter.

"Easy to say, easy to say! This is a mutually beneficial thing!"

"As long as you are willing to give the boss a cheaper price, everyone is willing to come!"

Chen Tian was going up the stairs and was stunned when he heard this.

Zhang boldly?
This name sounds familiar. Isn't this the protagonist in Ghost vs. Ghost?
Chen Tian turned around and couldn't help but look at the top of Zhang Bingdao's head and shook his head.

His wife got a piece of grassland shot in his head!
Zhang boldly took the money, looked at the sky, and hurried home happily.

Thinking of his wife Wang Xiu waiting at home, my heart felt warm.

He and Wang Xiucai had been married for a year and had not yet had children, so they were inseparable!
It's a pity that in this job, he has to leave early and come home late to make money, so he can't always be with his wife!
Not far away from the path, two half-person-high urns were buried in the soil, covered by vegetation.

"well"!"

Suddenly, an old sigh sounded from an old urn.

There was a big hole in the dark gray urn, and a white bone was exposed inside.

The red ash urn next to it is still relatively new, and it is also covered with a thick layer of dust.

A young man's voice came from the jar and asked worriedly:
"Old man, why are you sighing?"

The old ghost sighed and said bitterly:
"I'm worried about you. I've been waiting for decades, from little ghost to old ghost, and I haven't been able to wait for the chance to be reincarnated!"

"Maybe you're lucky and you'll have a chance when you come here!"

The kid also became worried and replied melancholy: "I hope so!"

The old ghost said loyally: "I wish you good luck!'

"Old man, you are so kind, you are not as hypocritical as others in the world!"

The kid was moved and couldn't help but sigh.

"If I had met someone as good as you, I wouldn't have come to the underworld at such a young age!"

The old ghost shook his head and sighed, his voice was vicissitudes of life and a bit hoarse.

"How can ghosts get along so well with people?"

"That's true!"

The little ghost nodded, then heard the old ghost cough violently, and couldn't help but become worried.

"Old man, what's wrong with you?"

The old ghost shook his head, looked at the broken urn, and sighed.

"Maybe the hole is getting bigger and bigger, and I'm catching a cold!"

The little ghost became excited and said affectionately to the old ghost:
"Old man, you're welcome, you can stay here when I leave!"

At this time, the old man heard a sound of footsteps and immediately became energetic.

"someone is coming!"

When the visitor approached, it was Zhang DaDa who was looking for a place to go to the toilet.

He squinted his eyes and looked tired. Without even seeing the two ashes, he peed on them.

The two ghosts argued as if no one was watching. Zhang Dada couldn't hear the sound of the two urns at all, and even thought they were just ordinary jars on the roadside.

The faint moonlight shone down, and the two ghosts absorbed the moonlight, and their bodies were filled with yin energy.

The old ghost said first: "He is a little fat man, this opportunity is mine!"

The kid asked in disbelief: "What? Didn't you just
The old ghost said cunningly: "There was no chance just now, but it's different now! Don't you want this opportunity?"

The kid was extremely angry, his expression full of condemnation.

"You're such a hypocritical idiot!"

The old ghost shook his bones proudly and taught him a lesson.

"This is not hypocrisy, this is reality. Don't be impulsive, young man!"

The little ghost rolled his eyes at the old ghost, his yin energy was about to stir, and he wanted to rush up and snatch Zhang Bingdao's body.

“If I’m not impulsive, I’m just like you, waiting for decades in vain?
The old ghost was still saying earnestly:
"Female, no matter what, we must not fight ghosts!"

The kid didn't care about anything, the urn flew up directly, and he appeared in human form, revealing a pale grimace.

"Let's see who among us is more capable!"

The old ghost's urn also sprouted a head and limbs, and laughed evilly.

"it is good!
"Ha ha ha ha!"

The two ghosts rushed forward, revealed their true colors in front of Zhang Daring, and smiled greedily at him.

"Ah ah ah!"

Zhang DaDa was startled and hurriedly ran away.

However, his feet were caught by something.

His face turned pale, his legs couldn't help trembling, and he looked down at the ground.

He only saw a white-haired old man looking at him with a smile, showing a face that looked like it was covered with thick white powder.

His skinny hands were so strong that Zhang DaDa couldn't get away no matter how hard he tried.

The other kid grabbed his neck and tried to strangle him to death.

The old ghost bit him directly on the leg and scraped off a piece of meat from his leg.

'Ahhhhh!'

Zhang boldly screamed and struggled desperately.

The little ghost wanted to show off his boldness, but when he saw the old ghost actually eating his flesh, he suddenly became anxious.

"Don't mess around!"

The old ghost chuckled, chewing the fresh human flesh in his mouth, and blood flowed from his mouth.

In this terrible scene, Zhang DaDa was inspired to his potential.

He grabbed the little ghost's arm, twisted it hard, kicked the old ghost's head off, and ran forward as hard as he could.

"Help! There's a ghost!"

The old ghost chased after him, savoring the delicious taste of human flesh, his eyes filled with greed.

"Where to run! He is mine!"

'No, he's mine!'

The little ghost hurriedly chased after him, getting ahead of the old ghost.

When Zhang DaDa saw such a scene, he suddenly broke into a cold sweat and was so frightened that he ran faster.

Seeing that the two ghosts were about to catch up with him, he was so panicked that he didn't pay attention to his feet and tripped to the ground.

"Bang!" The two urns collided together, and the ashes were scattered on the ground in the wind.

Zhang boldly sat up from the bed suddenly, covered in cold sweat.

"Oh my god, it's really scary!"

At this time, the person next to him moved, and Zhang Daring was so frightened that he fell out of bed.

"Ah, you almost scared me to death!"

Wang Xiu was also startled. She got up from the bed unhappily and glared at Zhang DaDa.

"Hell!"

"how do you know?"

Only then did Zhang DaDa wake up. It turned out that he had just had a nightmare.

He wiped the cold sweat from his head and said in shock:
“I dreamed that there were two ghosts who bit and beat me and refused to let me go!
Wang Xiu's eyes were full of disgust.

"Hmph! You were so scared in your dreams. Don't you think you are very brave?"

Zhang DaDa patted his chest proudly, "Who in this world doesn't know that your husband's name is Zhang DaDa?"

Wang Xiu got dressed, combed her hair in the mirror, and rolled her eyes.

"Sooner or later we have to meet you!"

Zhang boldly asked curiously: "Why?"

Wang Xiu combed the hair on his head and said with great displeasure:
"As the saying goes, the poorer you are, the more ghosts you see! I think you will be overwhelmed by ghosts one day!"

Zhang boldly fell silent, not daring to refute.

However, he suddenly became suspicious when he saw Wang Xiu wearing a pink silk skirt.

"This set of clothes. Where did you get such beautiful clothes?"

"I didn't buy it with your money? Why are you so nervous!"

Wang Xiu's eyes became more and more contemptuous, full of disgust for Zhang DaDa.

Zhang's bold voice was a little angry. "You're not using my money, whose money are you using?"

"mine!"

Wang Xiu came back impatiently and drove Zhang DaDa out.

"Go to work quickly!"

"Oh, today is Ghost Festival, Master Tan said you don't have to go to work!"

Zhang Bingdao was extremely confused, but he didn't dare to ask.

"By the way, are you going to have tea?"

Wang Xiu's face became increasingly ugly and he drove the people away.

"Don't go!"

"Forget it if you don't go, I'm leaving!"

Zhang boldly walked out of the door and walked outside.

After leaving the house, the road was bustling with activity, and the morning in the town was really a time of vitality.

He greeted people along the way and went to the inn for morning tea.

Unfortunately, Chen Tian was also drinking morning tea at the inn when he saw Zhang DaDa and said hello to him.

"Zhang DaDa, good morning!"

Zhang DaDa's eyes lit up and he walked over enthusiastically, inviting Chen Tian.

"Good morning, Mr. Chen! Would you like to have morning tea together?"

"I have a few friends here, let's make friends!"

Chen Tian shook his head and said with a smile: "No, I won't participate in this. I like peace and quiet."

Zhang boldly walked towards the table beside him, his expression full of pride.

"Bold, you have the guts, but we lose this time!"

There were three middle-aged men with gray short hexagrams sitting on the table. They looked unhappy and were staring at Zhang Dadan unhappily.

Zhang boldly sat down, picked up his chopsticks without any courtesy, and started eating.

"Who in this town doesn't know that I'm famous for being brave!
"Is it just spending the night in a cemetery? What's so big about it?"

Adu glanced at him, his expression became serious, he leaned his head and said mysteriously to them:
"I have a new gadget that was introduced from abroad. It has scared many foreigners to death!"

When Zhang DaDa heard this, he immediately became interested.

"Hey, you're trying to scare me with foreign stuff! What's the way to play?"

"Peel an apple, as long as you peel an apple in the middle of the night."

Adu put on a constipated look and smiled cunningly.

Zhang Bingdao looked disdainful.

"Just peel the apple? What did I think?
"Hey, don't interrupt me, just keep listening!"

Adu rolled his eyes at him and continued.

"In the middle of the night, you just need to take an apple, light two candles, and use a knife to peel the apple in front of the mirror. The skin will not be broken! Wait until you finish peeling.
Adu deliberately played a trick and showed a mysterious smile.

Another person also became curious and asked nervously: "What happens next?"

Adu chuckled and got himself a cup of tea.

"You can see whatever you want to see!"

Zhang boldly asked curiously: "What will happen if the skin is cut off?"

Adu laughed eerily, "Some scary things will happen then!"

Zhang boldly waved his hand, "I don't believe anyone who scares children!"

Xiaodou put on a contemptuous smile and used the provoking method.

"If you don't believe it, why don't you try it?"

Zhang boldly raised the corners of his lips in disdain.

“If anyone wants to invite you for tea, I’m always here to teach you!”

Adu and Xiaodou looked at each other with cunning smiles.

“Okay, I’ll treat you to the meal tomorrow! Come to my house tonight!
"Okay, then I'll treat you to today's meal! Just eat and someone else will pay for it!"

Zhang boldly made a joke and pointed at Adu opposite.

Chen Tian listened at the side and couldn't help but smiled and shook his head.

He remembered that some of them were joking, encountered real ghosts, and two of them were even eaten by real ghosts.

At this time, the system issued a task.

"Ding, the system has released a mission to suppress the Mirror Ghost! Reward one thousand system coins!
The reward is worth ten thousand spiritual power! The reward is a judge pen!"

Judge's pen? He doesn't use the pen as a weapon!
He took a look and was shocked.

This judge's pen can actually take away one-tenth of the opponent's lifespan!
People who practice Taoism pay most attention to fate, which is a good thing!
Thinking of what Qian Kai would have to deal with later, the judge's pen came just in time!
He waited for Zhang DaDa and a group of friends to finish their morning tea before preparing to leave, and immediately reached out to stop Zhang Da Da.

"Be brave, come on, come and have tea!"

Zhang boldly smiled and sat down next to Chen Tian.

"Mr. Chen, do you have any instructions?"

Chen Tian smiled slightly and looked calm.

"You are in danger of death tonight, be careful."

Zhang DaDa opened his eyes in surprise and laughed twice.

"Mr. Chen, I don't believe this. Is this what you did?"

"I am a disciple of Maoshan. If you take this, it can prevent you from disaster."

Chen Tian nodded, took out an evil talisman from his arms and placed it on the table.

"Be careful!"

He didn't explain anything and just drank tea leisurely.

On the other hand, Zhang Bingdao's expression became tangled, and he muttered something.

"Mr. Chen, do you want to pay?"

Chen Tian was stunned, looked at the coarse linen clothes on his body, and shook his head.

"I don't take money, I only take money from the rich and evil people."

Hearing this, Zhang Bingdao's eyes lit up and he immediately took the evil amulet in his hand.
He turned it over and over in his hand, his face full of joy at finding something cheap.

"Thank you Mr. Chen, I will definitely wear it!"

In the middle of the night, the furniture in the dilapidated tile house was covered with dust and looked tattered.

Zhang DaDa was sitting alone in front of the mirror, looking around, and swallowed when he saw a few injured friends who had gone somewhere.

It was quiet all around, without any light, so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Zhang boldly lit the white candle and prepared to peel the apple.

Two white candles were lit, and a bold face was reflected in the mirror, which highlighted the darkness around him.

He couldn't help but look back, always feeling that there seemed to be something hidden in the darkness.

But this shabby tile house only has so much space, and it can't hide anyone!
He comforted himself and looked at the mirror. He was holding an apple in his left hand and a knife in his right hand, focusing on peeling the apple.

Never break it, never break it!
He muttered silently in his heart, remembering that there was a talisman given by Chen Tian in his arms, and felt a little comfort in his heart.

However, what he didn't notice was a figure throwing himself at the window.

After a while, someone poked a small hole in the paper window, and someone looked through the small hole to see what was going on inside.

It was Lao Yang who had tea with Zhang Daring yesterday. He smiled, turned to gesture to his companion, and whispered in a low voice: "Start!"

The next moment, the wind was strong and the leaves were rustling.

With a "Bang!", the window was blown open, shaking wildly, hitting the wall, making a violent sound.

The yellow leaves were swept away by the strong wind, and the candles were instantly extinguished.

Zhang DaDa was startled, and the apple peel broke.

He looked outside and saw that the window was blown open, so he got up to close the window.

In the grass not far away, Xiaodou and Abu were working hard to create strong winds.

I saw one person holding a big fan and fanning the window, while the other person scattered fallen leaves and shook the grass, creating a terrifying atmosphere.

At this time, the mirror slowly fell down, and a hand covered with bright red nail polish emerged from the mirror, lighting the candle.

When Zhang boldly turned around, the ghost hand retracted again.

Zhang boldly sat back on the chair, looking at the chopped apple peel, his face turned blue.

"Ah, the skin was cut off, I don't know what is going to happen!"

At this time, a ghost figure suddenly appeared in the mirror.

Her pale face seemed to be painted with thick wall plaster, and her long tongue was sticking out.

She has sparse hair on her head and big red dots on her face, which is very attractive!
She waved boldly to Zhang, her bright red nail polish very dazzling. (End of chapter)