Villager of Destiny

Chapter 3 Wheezing

After thinking about it, I suddenly had an idea, I wanted to follow up and see what these two idiots were doing in the village, so I immediately slapped my buttocks and kicked the tongue-sticking wild dog away, and then hehehe followed up.

Speaking of which, this is the first time I have left the entrance of the village to go to the village during the daytime in so many years.

I am somewhat guilty.

After all, when the old lunatic was still there, he took me to guard the entrance of the village every day at dawn, and never went anywhere. Under this influence, I subtly had no idea of ​​going to the village to see other things. So much so that even if I found out that the paper money that the man took away was not stolen from me a few years ago, I didn't think too much about it.

But this time is different.

The appearance of Liu Ming and Zhuang Yue made me suddenly more curious about Niang'er Village.

Of course, what I'm curious about is nothing else, but why there are always fools coming to this dry village to find girls. If there are girls in this Niang'er village, how can I get them cheap?
I don't even have a daughter-in-law myself, let alone an old lunatic who is still a bachelor before he dies!

Soon I found them, and seeing the excited look on their faces, I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, but I didn't catch up, but followed behind.

There is nothing in the village, what can these two fools do?
I thought.

Not long after, I saw them enter a room, and I quickly followed them. The next moment, I saw the two of them sitting in front of a table, drinking water that had been on the table for an unknown number of years, and eating The rotten fruit, talking and laughing in the air, made my scalp feel a little numb.

What makes me even more incomprehensible is that the fruits that are so rotten that only the core is left seem very sweet and delicious in the mouths of the two of them. good.

I felt nauseous in my heart, and immediately doubted my eyes, whether it was my eyesight, or these two people were too stupid to save, after rubbing their eyes subconsciously, I heard Zhuang Yue speak again.

I looked over, and he was facing the air and said expectantly: "I heard that our Niang'er Village still retains the custom of walking marriages. Firstly, we brothers are a little curious about this custom, and secondly, we also want to borrow this It is an opportunity to make a documentary to let people outside know some unknown culture."

"I just don't know, is it convenient?"

Zhuang Yue's words sounded like he was asking, but the desire in his eyes was not concealed at all, and the desire inside could be seen at a glance.

I couldn't help curling my lips after hearing it.

Looking at Zhuang Yue's appearance, it really looks like that.

That is, how can there be any girl in front of him?I'm pretty sure there wasn't even a fly.

But the next moment I heard a woman's laughter, followed by another woman's voice.

"We won't find out until tonight."

The woman's voice was a bit shy and soft, but I did hear it, and I subconsciously picked out my ears, thinking whether it was an auditory hallucination or something else, when Liu Ming and Zhuang Yue came out.

The two looked reluctant to part, and waved to the room while saying see you in the evening.

I was about to hide in a hurry, but was discovered by the two of them.

After finding me, the two of them walked towards me with the camera on their shoulders. Liu Ming said to me directly: "Fool, why are you here if you don't guard at the entrance of the village?"

Hearing this, Zhuang Yue pushed Liu Ming's hand, then looked at me with a smile and said, "My friend can't talk, don't take it too seriously."

I looked at the two of them and secretly rolled my eyes, thinking to myself that you are the fools, while laughing.

It's still daytime, so I have no choice but to play dumb.

Seeing me like this, the two of them looked at each other and then laughed, Liu Ming even said with disbelief, "You're just a fool, what are you afraid of?"

Zhuang Yue shook his head, but obviously he didn't think there was anything wrong with what Liu Ming said, but he said without hesitation: "Speaking of which, this fool is also pitiful."

"This Niang'er village is like a daughter's country. Every household has a girl with a water spirit, but he is the only man who is still a fool."

Speaking of this, Zhuang Yue looked at me with a little more pity.

I obviously didn't need them to be pitiful, so I immediately refuted a few more times, looked at them with a smile and said, "Idiot, idiot!"

Liu Ming was not angry when he heard this, he just spread his hands and said, "This is not right, if he is not a fool, all the girls in this Niang'er Village would have been ruined by him? Look, he probably even himself is an idiot." No fool would know."

Zhuang Yue nodded, and couldn't help but smile, "Yes."

"But that's fine. If he wasn't a fool, there would be no material for filming the village guards later. The descriptions about the village guards on the Internet are almost certain. They are all fools!"

"If he wasn't a fool, it would be really hard to explain."

Speaking of this, Zhuang Yue looked at the time again, "It's getting late, we have to go to other places to see, and then get ready, wait until night..."

Zhuang Yue chuckled.

Liu Ming also laughed.

Seeing the figures of the two leaving, I can't get rid of their giggles in my mind. The old lunatic was already an expert at pretending to be stupid, but I don't remember their silly smiles. Naturally, let alone myself.

After the two left, I had no intention of following along.

It is already a certainty that they are fools, and I know what they are going to do when they come to the village. They are nothing more than coming for girls, but apart from the air in Niang'er Village, if you really want to say that girls are probably the bitches at the entrance of the village , but if you want to, you have to ask those male wild dogs if they agree.

There was still some time before nightfall, and I returned to the entrance of the village.

At first I thought this was the case.

But at night I ran into them both again.

I met the two of them on the road before I got home. This time neither of them was carrying the thing called a video camera, and they were standing in front of a dilapidated house and talking to the air.

Among them, the room where Liu Ming was in was the room where the two of them came during the day, and Zhuang Yue was in the other room beside it.

Moreover, the door of the room was clearly closed, and the surroundings were densely packed, and it was obvious that only the two of them could be heard, but the two of them still seemed to be responding from someone in the room, with excited expressions on their faces.

Seeing this made me get goosebumps, and my back was in a cold sweat, thinking to stay away from these two idiots, in case I go crazy...

Thinking of this, I shivered, and while speeding up my steps, I tried to keep the sound to a minimum.

Fortunately, the two of them seemed to be silent in some beautiful dream and didn't notice me, so that they didn't respond when I walked behind them. Instead, the doors of the two rooms opened at the same time, and the two of them looked like Even more excited, he walked in without hesitation.

I thought in my heart to let them go, but within a few steps, I heard some strange voices coming from those two rooms.

It was that gasp.

One after another...

(End of this chapter)