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Chapter 154 Bot lane combo live broadcast routine (3)

After Zuo Xi was molested by passers-by, he gradually lost his mind.

Before tearing down the highland tower on the opposite side, Zuoxi directly R went to the other highland, danced, and sent a bounty of 1000 yuan.

Details are as follows:

Yu Jingnian angrily berated Zuo Xi to come back.

"Don't fuck off, come back to me."

Zuo Xi refused righteously: "I won't answer, I will kill him."

Yu Jingnian was furious: "You can't kill me!"

Zuo Xi: "I can kill!"

Hearing Yu Jingnian's tone, Zuo Xi seemed very angry. Zuo Xi decided to send Yu Jingnian the "literary weapon" he had prepared a long time ago: "If you get angry when you hear an opinion that disagrees with you, it means that you think you are There is no good reason for your opinion, and if someone insists that 2+2=5, you will feel pity instead of anger."

Yu Jingnian stopped operating and looked at Zuo Xi: "Where do you come from so many fallacies?"

Zuo Xi: "What is fallacy? Russell said it, the famous philosopher, mathematician, logician, historian, and writer Russell said it. You got angry just now, which means that you think your point of view is untenable."

"You've finally made progress." Yu Jingnian had the feeling of "my family has a young girl growing up." "You can finally read some normal books."

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[Barrage: Philosophers, mathematicians, logicians, historians, writers... Thanks for being able to remember, it's really hard for you. 】

[Bullet screen: Just look at zx's mechanical and stiff tone, you will know it by rote for the time being]

[Barrage: Am I the only one who thinks that "reading some normal books" has rich connotations?]

[Barrage: What else does Zx like to watch?Little H text? 】

Yu Jingnian laughed at Zuo Xi leisurely: "Finally, I don't want to see the domineering president fall in love with me."

Zuo Xi: "How did you know when you stepped on the horse?" I obviously hid it very deeply.

"Leave me alone?"

Yu Jingnian manipulated the hero over and over again, while saying, "People who read too much of this kind of novel are prone to dementia and tend to understand problems one-sidedly."

Zuo Xi's eyes rolled up: "What exactly do you want to say?"

"What famous people say is not necessarily true."

"what?"

Yu Jingnian said: "We need to analyze the specific situation. If your son insists that 2+2=250, are you angry?"

Zuo Xi froze for a few seconds and said, "It makes sense."

[Barrage: This is a hint of madness]

[Barrage: ZX was sold and still helping to count the money]

[Barrage: Large-scale recognition scene]

【Barrage: Lord Jing is not a human again today】

[Barrage: Am I the only one who thinks it's really difficult to be the ADC of Master Jing? 】

Yu Jingnian was beside him, and he really couldn't bear it when he heard Zuo Xi say "it makes sense".He laughed until his hands were shaking.

Zuo Xi only reacted when he heard Yu Jingnian laughing, and immediately retorted: "Who is your son?"

Yu Jingnian: "On my left is a two hundred and five."

Zuo Xi: "The one on your left is two hundred and five!"

After Zuo Xi finished speaking, the entire base fell silent. Even the sound of the mouse and keyboard of the teammates operating the game disappeared. Everyone was good at Zuo Xi's godlike reaction. After half a minute, everyone laughed together. stand up.

There is also a barrage [xswl]

Only Su Jinhang had a calm face, the corners of his mouth didn't even have an upward curve.

[Barrage: Brother Hang, don't you laugh? 】

[Barrage: Do you have facial muscle necrosis]

[Barrage: Your team's mid laner is Sister Xianglin from e-sports? 】

[Barrage: Aunt Xianglin? ? ?cattle batch]

【Barrage: You are such a show】

Su Jinhang glanced at the screen at the right time, and then said slowly: "What's so funny about two elementary school students arguing?"

　There is one more update, writing, about ten o'clock

　　
　
(End of this chapter)