Chapter 122
I have heard of spitting lotus flowers at the mouth and spitting filth at the wine table, but this is the first time I have seen such a reaction when seeing a patient!Erlongzi's face was covered with a pile of leek leaves and some mucus, which looked a bit like a polluted salad, which was very funny.

This sudden posture made Er Longzi a little confused. After reacting for a second, he began to look for the bathroom...

Unexpectedly, as soon as he left, Zhang Yun spit out again, this time because he was disgusted by the filth on Er Longzi's face.Although I vomited it myself, I was still disgusted, but this time it fell on the floor...

Erlongzi half-opened his blurred eyes and began to look for the bathroom. After finally finding out the location of the bathroom from a little nurse who was holding his nose, he started cleaning...

While cleaning it, she cursed: "You bitch, what's wrong with eating, I have to eat scrambled eggs with leeks, it's a good thing that she looks so pretty, it's so fucking hard to wash..."

Not to mention Er Longzi and Zhang Yun's nausea, where did that smell come from?

It turned out that Mrs. Pig had been bedridden for some time. Because of her irritability and irregular diet, she was somewhat constipated and hadn't had a bowel movement for several days.The nurse was defecating for her with a laxative. The nurse seemed unprofessional. In addition, the pig woman also wanted to take revenge.

So, when the nurse was not ready, she started to use force. As a result, when the laxative was just half filled, it sprayed out and scattered on the hospital bed.At this time, Zhang Yun just opened the door and came in, so, in the belly of the pig woman, the smell of feces that had been fermented for some time was sucked clean by Zhang Yun without any waste!

Of course, the old lady in the same ward as Mrs. Zhu also greeted Mrs. Zhu's family's eighteen generations of ancestors in her heart!The nurse was even more helpless. She knew that this old lady was not easy to serve, but for the sake of money, she could only endure it.

This period of time can be said to be the trough of the pig woman's life.

Not only can't do whatever one wants like before, but even need help from others to turn over.It also depends on whether the nurse pays attention to her. If her eyes and the movement of her left hand are not seen, she can only stand there like a sculpture.This uncomfortable feeling, if she has the ability to kill herself, she will definitely attack herself without hesitation.

What's more uncomfortable than this is that she has had enough of her children's attitude towards her. In the past, she always felt that she had the highest status in the family.The uncompromising majesty at home has always made her feel very good about herself.

However, in his current situation, the once filial children became like strangers.

Her children's indifference, as well as other people's unceremonious and seemingly contemptuous expressions towards her, made her extremely annoyed!As time passed, she no longer struggled with these things, and she only hoped that she would get better as soon as possible.

When I get better, one of you will count as one, and I will clean up one by one!
The pig woman wants to be like Goujian at this time, but Goujian is at least able to move...

Er Longzi walked into the ward again after cleaning his head, Zhang Yun immediately stepped forward to apologize.For beautiful women, Er Longzi has always been very tolerant, smiling and showing generosity, and then walked to the pig woman's bed.

He was searching for a suitable greeting, but he obviously lacked vocabulary after graduating from junior high school. After thinking about it for a long time, he just repeated: take good care of your illness, take a good rest and so on.Later, he took out 1000 yuan from his pocket and put it on the hospital bed.

Erlongzi wanted to put 1000 yuan on the hospital bed like in "Kong Yiji" written by Mr. Lu Xun in the junior high school text.However, he thought about it again, as if the teacher said that this was the performance of the poor pretending to be generous, so he gave up this idea again.

It can be seen that the ruffian Er Longzi is not completely illiterate.

Sometimes culture is a weird thing.For those with brains, learning the story of a pony crossing the river in kindergarten can understand the principle of doing things by yourself, and can be applied to real cases, and even carried forward!
But for those dull people, even after learning Einstein's "Theory of Relativity", they can't figure out the meanings of the broad and narrow senses in practice!

Erlongzi didn't want to take so much money at first, after all, he is short of money now!However, he has already pretended to be B very realistic in front of Zhang Yun, such a glorious big boss image cannot collapse at this moment!Therefore, for the sake of B character, he has to spend a lot of money!

After remembering the location of Meng Jingtao's mother's ward and exchanging a few pleasantries in the ward, he and Zhang Yun walked to the underground parking lot.

Er Longzi was in a terrible embarrassment at the moment, but the rewards were still great. In the future, as long as he kept an eye on this ward, or this woman, he would definitely be able to find Meng Jingtao!If he finds Meng Jingtao, he can know something about Meng Jingtao, so he will be able to deal with Fu Xin.

As for explaining Fu Xin to Meng Jingtao, he was quite sure, after all, he and Fu Xin had become colleagues now.He still feels very comfortable with being annoyed by double agents like himself.Like a fox hiding in the shade, quietly observing the actions of the two tigers.

In the eyes of the two tigers, I will always be the fox standing in the sun, a fox without any power!This fox without any power will enjoy the benefits brought by them behind the back of the two tigers!
If possible, if the opportunity permits, if there is a day, this fox will suddenly become the king of the forest stronger than the two tigers!
The moment he walked out of the ward, Er Longzi suddenly thought: If that "Sequoia" is driven away, the B he pretended to be will undoubtedly be exposed!So now we must find a way to remedy it, but if the Sequoia is not driven away, then I can't drive the car, and I will also be exposed.

Thinking of this, Er Longzi pretended to answer the phone, walked to the bathroom, and showed Zhang Yun that he wanted to answer the phone and apologized.This kind of performance is of course learned from the people in the company, he doesn't have such a demeanor!
In the bathroom, he said in a slightly louder voice: Xiao Wang, you can drive to the National Exhibition Center to pick up Mr. Song for me, and I will take a taxi back later, hurry up!I just got the news just now... There was still anxiety in his tone.

These words were heard by Zhang Yun verbatim, and he naturally believed in Erlongzi's identity in his heart!

After Erlongzi came out of the bathroom, when the two arrived at the underground parking lot, Erlongzi took a special look at the parking spot of Sequoia, and sure enough, the car had already been driven away.

This B outfit was indeed a success. Although I broke out in a cold sweat, the result was satisfactory.Er Longzi's chest unconsciously stood up a bit, his confident manner was no different from that of a coal boss!
Looking at Er Longzi, who was originally very uncouth, Zhang Yun felt more and more that this uncouth is handsome, and this handsomeness reveals a smell of RMB...

"Tonight, can we have dinner together?" Erlongzi extended an invitation to Zhang Yun...

(End of this chapter)

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