Director, please respect yourself.
Chapter 24 23, you have to calm down
Chapter 24 23, you have to calm down
[Son, is it convenient to speak? 】
It was already [-] o'clock in the evening when Yang Chun's text message was received, and Yang Hao was setting up the shooting location for the last scene of "Little Red Leaving the Capital" at the gate of Beiying Community.
〔Okay!
I'm waiting for it to get dark, and when it's completely dark, I'll shoot another set of shots. Today's task is considered complete. 〕
The entrance of Beiying Community
The environment is a bit noisy, all kinds of voices come and go, sellers of skewers, fruit sellers, a man screaming with his orchid finger up because his feet were crushed, the uncle walking around scolded the street because of an old lady with hooked eyes...
Therefore, in this case, Yang Hao still chose to communicate with Yang Chun through text messages.
【Okay, son, let me make a long story short, I have two things to talk to you about. 】
[One, I accepted the 5 yuan, and I pressed the handprint on the contract. We have made an agreement with that beautiful star. From tomorrow on, you will no longer be able to perform schizophrenia. 】
[Well, I see. 〕
Yang Hao replied lightly.
[Son, Dad is a little curious, have you ever had an affair with that beautiful star?Otherwise, why would she take the initiative to give us 5 yuan?
Well, it must be so!
She feels that you have lost her person by acting mentally ill, so she uses this method to compensate me as a father? 】
[It's because you think too much.
In 94, Wang Shuo, a famous writer, saw a shoe repairer at the entrance of his alley, so he looked awkward, and then threw 3 yuan to the shoe repairer to tell him to leave.
It is estimated that this beauty star is actually similar to Wang Shuo, just seeing me acting mentally ill, she committed the embarrassing cancer. 〕
【Uh…】
【is that so? 】
[Do you have a better explanation? 〕
【Well, forget it, let me say the second thing.
Son, why don't our schizophrenics stop acting tonight? 】
〔why? 〕
Seeing this text message from Yang Chun, Yang Hao felt very curious.
The young dad is a true money fanatic, and when he heard that he was no longer performing schizophrenia, his first reaction was to fly into a rage.
With a net income of more than 3000 yuan every night, how can you stop acting if you don't perform?
If you don't perform, how will our father and son live in the future?How will you marry a wife in the future?
But now, Yang Chun didn't even want the money for the last day.
【Son, when Master Xu came over just now, he said that our alley might be crazy tonight. 】
〔What's the meaning? 〕
[Since you performed schizophrenia for more than a week, the business in our noodle shop has been steadily increasing. Many people even pay money instead of eating noodles in order to watch your performance.
And this made the surrounding neighbors jealous.
According to Master Xu, Fatty’s Home Cooking has invited a mental patient from Jidong who always claims that he is possessed by Guan Gong. 】
〔Um…〕
Although he was mentally prepared, Yang Hao still frowned when he saw the text message sent by Yang Chun.
In fact, this is a common problem among Chinese people. If you see someone making a fortune doing a certain project, the big guys will always flock to it.
You have made a fortune raising chickens, and I also raised chickens!
Instead of being like the Jews, if you make a fortune raising chickens, I will sell chicken feed, I will engage in live chicken transportation, and I will engage in egg processing...
【Son, there is also Fisherman Xiaochao. It is said that the mental illness they invited tonight is even more serious. It seems to be specifically for you, because he said to the outside world that he is the reincarnation of Zhao Kuo.
In order to avenge the murder of 40 soldiers in the Battle of Changping, he came here smelling of Bai Qi.
So, son, I'm afraid these people will find such a strong man to trouble you for business like the night before yesterday...]
〔Hmm...don't worry, I will pay attention! 〕
After replying the last text message, Yang Hao turned off the phone directly, and at this time, it was completely dark.
.........
"Ni Ni..."
"Here, Teacher Yang!"
Even though the clothes on her body were changed into the tackiest big red coat, Ni Ni, who is in excellent shape, still presents a different demeanor in the camera lens.
"Is the emotional adjustment in place?"
"It's completely OK."
Standing on the path in front of Beiying Community, Ni Ni turned around and nodded to Yang Hao.
"Tell me?"
"My mother fell into the river, and I was anxious to go back to save her. I used this emotion to act out my sense of urgency; my dad stood on the top of the building and said that if I didn't go back quickly, he would jump off the building and commit suicide. Substitute to show my determination to go home in my heart."
"Well, not bad, you can adjust it again, and we will start shooting right away."
For Ni Ni, Yang Hao always praised Ni Ni.
"Okay, Teacher Yang."
Ni Ni smiled easily, then dragged her suitcase, and came to the gate of the community to stand still.
Unlike his own girl who was happy, Dad Ni was dumbfounded at this time.
The kind of ignorance with buzzing in the head.
What do you mean?
If you want to play this scene well, you have to imagine me standing on the roof and jumping off the building to die?And even Ni Ni's mother didn't let her go, because her mother is still staying in the Jinling River...
Zhang Songwen, who was standing side by side with Ni's father, had sharp eyesight and quick hands. Seeing that his expression was wrong, he immediately took his hand and walked to the sidewalk at the gate of Beiying Community.
"What's the matter, old Ni?"
"Ms. Zhang, to be honest, I am very grateful to this little Yang. Ni Ni just likes acting, but she has never acted before."
"I know this."
"Mr. Zhang, a girl who has never been exposed to acting before, after a day of training by Xiao Yang, can act at this level. Even a layman like me thinks that Xiao Yang is really amazing."
"I know that too."
"Mr. Zhang, I never thought that Xiao Yang used this method to train Ni Ni to act, and said that I was going to jump off a building."
"Uh…"
"I still have to imagine that Ni Ni's mother has fallen into the river."
"Uh…"
"Ms. Zhang, tell me, if Xiao Yang wants Ni Ni to act in despair, does it have to make me and her mother dead?"
"Yes, uh..., it's not Lao Ni, you have to calm down, it's not what you think, in fact, this kind of acting method has a professional name called..."
"What do I call it?
I feel that Xiao Yang has no good intentions. He is using Ni Ni to curse me and her mother, because I found Xiao Yang this afternoon and said that the short film "Special Deal" did not cost 3 yuan at all. Not to mention that we will have to spend another [-] in the future..."
"No, no, it's definitely not a curse! Lao Ni, listen to me, I don't know about shooting short films, but I can explain to you..." At this time, Zhang Songwen was nervous Even the sweat came out.
And just as he was racking his brains to explain, there was the sound of Gao Ye hitting the board at the gate of Beiying Community.
"Action!"
Standing at the gate of the community, looking at the continuous flow of vehicles in front of her, Ni Ni took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and then made a call.
Not long after, a girl's voice came from the handset.
"Is it mother?"
"It's mom..."
Ni Ni only said these three words, and she burst into tears.
"Mom, when will you be back?"
"Ninny, tomorrow, you can see your mother when you wake up tomorrow."
Having said this, Ni Ni hung up the phone, then raised her hand, and a taxi stopped in front of her.
(End of this chapter)
[Son, is it convenient to speak? 】
It was already [-] o'clock in the evening when Yang Chun's text message was received, and Yang Hao was setting up the shooting location for the last scene of "Little Red Leaving the Capital" at the gate of Beiying Community.
〔Okay!
I'm waiting for it to get dark, and when it's completely dark, I'll shoot another set of shots. Today's task is considered complete. 〕
The entrance of Beiying Community
The environment is a bit noisy, all kinds of voices come and go, sellers of skewers, fruit sellers, a man screaming with his orchid finger up because his feet were crushed, the uncle walking around scolded the street because of an old lady with hooked eyes...
Therefore, in this case, Yang Hao still chose to communicate with Yang Chun through text messages.
【Okay, son, let me make a long story short, I have two things to talk to you about. 】
[One, I accepted the 5 yuan, and I pressed the handprint on the contract. We have made an agreement with that beautiful star. From tomorrow on, you will no longer be able to perform schizophrenia. 】
[Well, I see. 〕
Yang Hao replied lightly.
[Son, Dad is a little curious, have you ever had an affair with that beautiful star?Otherwise, why would she take the initiative to give us 5 yuan?
Well, it must be so!
She feels that you have lost her person by acting mentally ill, so she uses this method to compensate me as a father? 】
[It's because you think too much.
In 94, Wang Shuo, a famous writer, saw a shoe repairer at the entrance of his alley, so he looked awkward, and then threw 3 yuan to the shoe repairer to tell him to leave.
It is estimated that this beauty star is actually similar to Wang Shuo, just seeing me acting mentally ill, she committed the embarrassing cancer. 〕
【Uh…】
【is that so? 】
[Do you have a better explanation? 〕
【Well, forget it, let me say the second thing.
Son, why don't our schizophrenics stop acting tonight? 】
〔why? 〕
Seeing this text message from Yang Chun, Yang Hao felt very curious.
The young dad is a true money fanatic, and when he heard that he was no longer performing schizophrenia, his first reaction was to fly into a rage.
With a net income of more than 3000 yuan every night, how can you stop acting if you don't perform?
If you don't perform, how will our father and son live in the future?How will you marry a wife in the future?
But now, Yang Chun didn't even want the money for the last day.
【Son, when Master Xu came over just now, he said that our alley might be crazy tonight. 】
〔What's the meaning? 〕
[Since you performed schizophrenia for more than a week, the business in our noodle shop has been steadily increasing. Many people even pay money instead of eating noodles in order to watch your performance.
And this made the surrounding neighbors jealous.
According to Master Xu, Fatty’s Home Cooking has invited a mental patient from Jidong who always claims that he is possessed by Guan Gong. 】
〔Um…〕
Although he was mentally prepared, Yang Hao still frowned when he saw the text message sent by Yang Chun.
In fact, this is a common problem among Chinese people. If you see someone making a fortune doing a certain project, the big guys will always flock to it.
You have made a fortune raising chickens, and I also raised chickens!
Instead of being like the Jews, if you make a fortune raising chickens, I will sell chicken feed, I will engage in live chicken transportation, and I will engage in egg processing...
【Son, there is also Fisherman Xiaochao. It is said that the mental illness they invited tonight is even more serious. It seems to be specifically for you, because he said to the outside world that he is the reincarnation of Zhao Kuo.
In order to avenge the murder of 40 soldiers in the Battle of Changping, he came here smelling of Bai Qi.
So, son, I'm afraid these people will find such a strong man to trouble you for business like the night before yesterday...]
〔Hmm...don't worry, I will pay attention! 〕
After replying the last text message, Yang Hao turned off the phone directly, and at this time, it was completely dark.
.........
"Ni Ni..."
"Here, Teacher Yang!"
Even though the clothes on her body were changed into the tackiest big red coat, Ni Ni, who is in excellent shape, still presents a different demeanor in the camera lens.
"Is the emotional adjustment in place?"
"It's completely OK."
Standing on the path in front of Beiying Community, Ni Ni turned around and nodded to Yang Hao.
"Tell me?"
"My mother fell into the river, and I was anxious to go back to save her. I used this emotion to act out my sense of urgency; my dad stood on the top of the building and said that if I didn't go back quickly, he would jump off the building and commit suicide. Substitute to show my determination to go home in my heart."
"Well, not bad, you can adjust it again, and we will start shooting right away."
For Ni Ni, Yang Hao always praised Ni Ni.
"Okay, Teacher Yang."
Ni Ni smiled easily, then dragged her suitcase, and came to the gate of the community to stand still.
Unlike his own girl who was happy, Dad Ni was dumbfounded at this time.
The kind of ignorance with buzzing in the head.
What do you mean?
If you want to play this scene well, you have to imagine me standing on the roof and jumping off the building to die?And even Ni Ni's mother didn't let her go, because her mother is still staying in the Jinling River...
Zhang Songwen, who was standing side by side with Ni's father, had sharp eyesight and quick hands. Seeing that his expression was wrong, he immediately took his hand and walked to the sidewalk at the gate of Beiying Community.
"What's the matter, old Ni?"
"Ms. Zhang, to be honest, I am very grateful to this little Yang. Ni Ni just likes acting, but she has never acted before."
"I know this."
"Mr. Zhang, a girl who has never been exposed to acting before, after a day of training by Xiao Yang, can act at this level. Even a layman like me thinks that Xiao Yang is really amazing."
"I know that too."
"Mr. Zhang, I never thought that Xiao Yang used this method to train Ni Ni to act, and said that I was going to jump off a building."
"Uh…"
"I still have to imagine that Ni Ni's mother has fallen into the river."
"Uh…"
"Ms. Zhang, tell me, if Xiao Yang wants Ni Ni to act in despair, does it have to make me and her mother dead?"
"Yes, uh..., it's not Lao Ni, you have to calm down, it's not what you think, in fact, this kind of acting method has a professional name called..."
"What do I call it?
I feel that Xiao Yang has no good intentions. He is using Ni Ni to curse me and her mother, because I found Xiao Yang this afternoon and said that the short film "Special Deal" did not cost 3 yuan at all. Not to mention that we will have to spend another [-] in the future..."
"No, no, it's definitely not a curse! Lao Ni, listen to me, I don't know about shooting short films, but I can explain to you..." At this time, Zhang Songwen was nervous Even the sweat came out.
And just as he was racking his brains to explain, there was the sound of Gao Ye hitting the board at the gate of Beiying Community.
"Action!"
Standing at the gate of the community, looking at the continuous flow of vehicles in front of her, Ni Ni took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and then made a call.
Not long after, a girl's voice came from the handset.
"Is it mother?"
"It's mom..."
Ni Ni only said these three words, and she burst into tears.
"Mom, when will you be back?"
"Ninny, tomorrow, you can see your mother when you wake up tomorrow."
Having said this, Ni Ni hung up the phone, then raised her hand, and a taxi stopped in front of her.
(End of this chapter)
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