Director, please respect yourself.

299 Chapter 296, take a step to speak

【massage! 】

Next door to the massage parlor, I chatted with my master Zhao Laolan. Xiao Shenyang was a little confused when he walked to the shooting scene, because at this time, in the plot paper handed over by Zhang Momo, the executive assistant director of "Lost in Thailand", there were only two words, massage .

Uh, how do you do this?
Xiao Shenyang, who has never seen the big world, but has only acted in a few movies with his master, is a bit clueless.

So, he showed this piece of plot paper to his master, Zhao Laoji, who was equally dumbfounded.

Why is this kid Yang Hao similar to Hong Kong Island director Wong Kar Wai? The script can be as streamlined as possible.

Of course, in comparison, Yang Hao can still be better, at least he gave the actor two words.

Under normal circumstances, Sunglasses King would just sit on the director's chair and casually order, Chaowei, today, you and Manyu will watch the show together.

Asking if you don't understand is a good virtue of Chinese people.

So Xiaoshenyang found the director Yang Hao with the plot paper.

"director…"

"Ok?"

"On the plot paper that director Zhang gave me, there are only two words ~massage. I want to know how I should act?"

"Well, old Shen, have you ever been to a massage parlor?"

Yang Hao, who was discussing with Zhang Jiarui how to arrange the camera position, heard Xiaoshenyang's question, and turned his head to ask:

"Of course, I'm talking about the regular massage shop."

"Well, I've been."

Because the insider Zhang Momo was present, Xiaoshenyang didn't shy away from talking at this time.

"Director Yang, to tell you the truth, when I was filming the movie "Three Shots Surprise" in Zhangye, Su Province, I had a fight with Sun Honglei, he hurt his hand, and I twisted my waist.

So, I received Chinese medicine massage for two months because of my waist injury. "

"Um…"

Yang Hao nodded upon hearing this.

"Old Shen, how about this, you take a shower first, then lie on the massage table, and leave the rest to the professional massage technicians here."

"Uh…"

Xiao Shenyang continued to be dazed.

There's no fucking lines, no script, so it's still a movie?

"Ha ha…"

Seeing that Xiao Shenyang was a little confused, Yang Hao smiled and said: "Old Shen, don't think too much, just enjoy the next scene."

Say enjoy, really enjoy!

After Xiaoshenyang took a bath, makeup artist Yang Hong came over and put a mask on her, and a cucumber slice was pasted on each pair of eyes, and a sticky mask was pasted on the outside of the cucumber slices to save money. Cucumber slices fall off.

After the preparatory work was finished, Xiaoshenyang was led to a massage table by the staff of the film crew and got down on the ground.

Xiaoshenyang had just laid down when he heard the sound of the recorder hitting the board.

"Action!"

Lying quietly on the massage table, there was no movement in the room for a long time.

Xiao Shenyang was a little anxious.

But because there were cucumber slices on both eyes, and the outside was stuck with a relatively sticky mask, so the man raised his head and pretended to listen carefully.

"What about people?
Come up! "

"What about people?
Come up!Are you still acting? "

Just about to get angry, at this time, Xiao Shenyang, who had good hearing, heard a burst of soft footsteps.

And just when he judged where the sound was coming from, he felt his clothes being pulled away, and a cool thing was applied to his back.

"Hey... essential oils!"

Since no one yelled "click", and no one instructed how to shoot this scene, even Xiaoshenyang didn't know whether to turn it on or not, so he just followed his own feeling.

He said whatever he felt.

"Please, move down, the bottom is itchy!"

"A little to the left, the skin on the left feels a little tight."

"Hiss..., damn it, who are you?
Why is your technique different from that of the technicians in the massage parlor? "

"But the strength is not bad, just one word, comfortable!"

"Aw..., shit..."

.........

It didn't take long, like 5 minutes, and the shooting of this inexplicable scene ended.

The reason why the filming is over is because Xiaoshenyang heard Yang Hao shouting "passed".

What's the matter?
The filming of this scene is a bit inexplicable, I don't know how it started, and I don't know how it ends. As for what the content of the filming is, I don't know even more.

Peel off the mask, remove the cucumber slices, and peel off the mask inside..., and Xiaoshenyang only saw at this time that there was no one in the massage room.

Hey, where have all the people gone?

After getting off the ground, putting on slippers, and fastening the bathrobe on his body, Xiao Shenyang, who felt more and more inexplicable, walked out of the massage room.

As soon as Xiaoshenyang came out, he immediately heard bursts of laughter and applause.

"Hahaha…"

"Brother Xiaoshenyang, you did a great job!"

"Brother Shenyang, the camera lens is full of your most authentic reactions."

"Brother, that's great.

Your real reaction coupled with Wang Baoqiang's fancy massage makes it impossible not to laugh, haha..."

Zhao Laoji was a very nice person. Seeing that his apprentice was like Monk Zhang Er who couldn't figure it out, he smiled and led him to the director's monitor so that he could watch the replay of the filming.

Oiling, washing hands, rolling noodles, throwing noodles, clapping noodles, feeding, oiling, kneading noodles...

When Xiaoshenyang saw the replay of Wang Baoqiang's massage movements on the director's monitor, he immediately couldn't laugh or cry.

Where is this massage? !
This is obviously making scallion pancakes, okay?
However, with such a funny massage action, I actually enjoyed it while lying on the massage table.

Ok…

Xiaoshenyang is a man with brains.

In an instant, he understood Yang Hao's intentions. If he had done a good trick with Wang Baoqiang in advance, and he knew Wang Baoqiang's massage movements, then he would definitely not have the current effect.

After all, people's first reaction sometimes really can't be acted out.

Well, even if it is performed, it will look very fake, and it is very likely that I will laugh when I act.

"Thank you, thank you Director Yang!"

"You're welcome!"

Yang Hao smiled, and signaled Xiaoshenyang to go to the shooting scene immediately, because the shooting of the scene before the massage will start soon.

As soon as Xiaoshenyang entered, Zhao Laolio came over, reached out and took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, then took out one and handed it to Yang Hao.

"Director Yang, would you like one?"

"Sorry, Mr. Zhao, I don't smoke."

Yang Hao refused with a smile.

"I'm sorry, Director Yang, look at my memory, you told me last night that you don't smoke until you're drunk."

Joyful Zhao Laolan, at this moment, had a sudden realization on his face, and immediately put the cigarette back into the cigarette case.

"Director Yang, how long does it take to shoot the next scene?"

"15 minutes!
The actors need a little time to adjust their emotions, because we shot this scene backwards, first shooting the massage, and then shooting the scene before the massage. "

"Hmm..." Zhao Laolan thought for a while, then smiled and said, "15 minutes, it's okay, I wonder if Director Yang can take a step to talk?"

"Yes, of course!"

Yang Hao agreed, and followed Zhao Laolan to the end of the corridor. On the left is the staircase entrance, and on the right is the laundry room. At this moment, there is no waiter in the hotel laundry room.

Therefore, this is a good place to talk.

"Ms. Zhao, if there is something, you can tell me?"

"Director Yang, are you short of money?

Or put it this way, I want to invest in all your movies in the future, is that okay? "

(End of this chapter)