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Chapter 8 7, Are you still human?

The charging standard in India is 10 RMB...

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, Dad Ni pulled his girl away, and when he left, he left a look in your eyes that you are really crazy.

In this regard, Yang Hao is also quite helpless.

My buddies originally planned to only talk about the first three quotations, but you were so curious that you had to ask about the last one.

Now, the quotation is out, but you leave without looking back.

Eh... what about the most basic trust between people? !
It was already ten o'clock in the morning after all the tossing, and there was no way to write in the diary, so Yang Hao went back to his office and turned on the computer.

Since Song Yu didn't leave any homework for [former Yang Hao] when he left, Yang Hao planned to go online for entertainment. As for when he will officially enter the screenwriting profession, it will have to wait until his good friend in the previous life and his current life. Let's talk about it after the old teacher Song Yu comes back.

However, before officially going online, Yang Hao used to go to see how the sale information he posted on 58.com is now.

[I am sincerely selling popular music works with complete lyrics. The price is 20 RMB per song. If you are interested, please leave a message in the comment area.

I want to drink cold water for fear of clogging my teeth! 】

As of now, it has been released for five days, and the sale information is still there, which shows that the officials of 58.com did not regard themselves as crazy or fraudsters.

Wanting to understand the joints, Yang Hao turned his attention to the message area under the sales information again.

[Waiting for red apricots to appear on the wall]: You are a psychopath, how dare you sell the lyrics of a song for 20 RMB?

[It’s time for Dalang to take medicine]: Who are you?Do you really think you are Jay Chou, Fang Wenshan, Li Zongsheng?
[雨打风破]: This person who wants to drink cold water is afraid of Saiya, don’t be Yang Hao from the Yangchun noodle restaurant anymore, I think they all have the same approach but the same effect, and their behavior is absolutely beyond the imagination of ordinary people!To put it simply, it is actually a neurosis!

[Iron Horse Binghe]: Are you gone?Are you gone?This guy is just kidding.

The comment area was not very lively. Including yesterday's message, there were only five in total, and Yang Hao quickly browsed through it.

After reading it, Yang Hao shook his head and was about to close the webpage when a new message came into his eyes suddenly.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as pretty as me]: Are you a music producer?

Seeing this message, Yang Hao thought for a while, then quickly replied.

[Wanting to drink cold water for fear of stuffing teeth]: No, you can regard me as an intermediary, a middleman between music creators and singers.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Oh, that's it!So, you know a lot of music creators?

[Want to drink cold water for fear of clogging teeth]: You can think so.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as pretty as me]: Since you know a lot of music creators, can you help me... help my friend create a song album?Hmm...my friend sang songs for several years before, but they haven't become popular until now.

[Want to drink cold water for fear of clogged teeth]: Of course, but the price is a bit high, 100 million RMB per song.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Ah, the price is so high! ! !Well... my friend sang your song, can you guarantee that she will be as popular as Jay Chou?
[Want to drink cold water for fear of stuffing teeth]: There is no guarantee, because everyone in the circle knows that Xiaohong relies on praise, and Dahong relies on life!

Yang Hao learned the lesson just now, sent out this reply, and immediately replied another one.

[Want to drink cold water for fear of stuffing your teeth]: Actually, the quality of the 20 songs is very good. If your friend is interested, you might as well tell me which type of song she likes to sing, so we can make it according to her preferences. goods.

Oh, by the way, the types of songs don’t have to be limited to Chinese, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Spanish, Russian, and even Thai, we can create them here.

[Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me]: Ah..., you know music producers from so many countries!Um... Then I will talk to my friend and ask her if she wants to buy your song?

After receiving the reply, Yang Hao wanted to chat a few more words, such as discounts for large quantities, but at this moment, he heard the knock on the door again.

"Dangdangdang..."

"coming!"

Yang Hao agreed, got up, and closed the 58.com website.

.........

"Hey... why is it you?"

Yang Hao opened the door and was stunned.

Ni Ni, who had been taken away by her father just now, unexpectedly appeared at the door of [Song Yu Screenwriting Studio] at this moment.

"hey-hey…"

Standing at the door, the tall and slender Ni Ni stretched out her hand and stroked her hair back in a chic manner, then squeezed in with a smile.

"Well..., I just thought of something suddenly, and I want to come back and talk to you."

"Say!"

"I don't know if you have read an online novel called "The First Chaos in History", the author is Zhang Xiaohua."

"No." Yang Hao shook his head.

"Really?" Ni Ni stared into his eyes.

"Of course." Yang Hao behaved very naturally.

"It's the protagonist Xiao Qiang, a pawn shop owner, and a "half immortal" named Liu Laoliu reached a deal to become an immortal as a starting point, and constantly reversed historical figures, such as Jing Ke, Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang, Li Bai, Xiang Yu, etc. ..."

But before Ni Ni finished speaking, Yang Hao frowned and said:

"Beauty, what do you want to say?"

"I want to say that you don't actually suffer from schizophrenia, but after reading Zhang Xiaohua's online novels, you want to learn from the plots in the online novels to make yourself popular.

Yes, it is like that. "

Ni Ni was a little smug, she was still standing in the living room of the studio, but at this point, she had already sat down on the sofa, then straightened her proud long legs and swayed them.

"and then?"

Yang Hao looked at her with a smile.

"Then I want to make a deal with you. You can help me analyze the role of Zhao Yumo. To what extent, I choose India△India. Although I don't know what India△in your mouth is, but according to my intuition, You can't go wrong.

And I'll help you hide that secret just now, how about it? "

"not so good?"

At this time, Yang Hao sat down opposite Ni Ni.

"Then... I'm going to expose you on the Internet." Ni Ni poked her head over and said harshly.

"Ni Ni..."

"Ok?"

"Have you ever seen someone scolding the street?"

"I've seen it, what's the matter?" Ni Ni was a little confused.

Dude, am I threatening you?
Can you be more serious to me?

Don't talk about these useless things!
"Have you ever seen someone quarreling in the street?"

"Of course I did.

However, Yang, what exactly do you want to say? "

"Nini, do you feel that one person cursing on the street attracts more people, or two people cursing and fighting attracts more people?"

"Of course it's two people who are arguing, it's only when there's back and forth that it's lively..."

But before Ni Ni finished speaking, she immediately stopped talking.

That's right, this handsome guy surnamed Yang has already made himself famous enough. If someone presents so-called evidence to question him at this time, then there will definitely be more people who come to watch and discuss this matter.

Thinking of this, Ni Ni, who was still full of confidence, quietly put away her proud long legs at this time, and then changed into another tone.

"Well... Teacher Yang, how about this!

Let's do a skills exchange, you help me analyze the role of Zhao Yumo, and I will teach you English.

You know my spoken English is pretty good. "

Speaking of this, Ni Ni, who was sitting on the sofa, immediately spoke English.

"When I was young, my third aunt told me that in our country, the companies with the best wages and benefits are foreign companies, but if you want to work in a foreign company, you must learn English well, so since the second grade of elementary school, I have never let go of it. English learning.

You know, I am different from the students in the school. What I pay attention to is oral practice. "

"Well, Ni Ni, your spoken English is pretty good, but why does it sound like curry to me? Could it be that your English teacher is Ah San?" Yang Hao also spoke English.

"Ah You…"

"どうした? 信じられない!! Mas está tudo bem, Puedo perdonar tu ignorancia.
......"

Yang Haocai switched the language mode to Thai, and saw the beautiful woman with bright eyes and white teeth standing up from the sofa suddenly, and swearing fiercely.

"Fuck... are you still human?"

(End of this chapter)