Director, please respect yourself.
Chapter 82 80, talent
Chapter 82 80, talent
More people, the location is not so good!
Yang Hao and Liu Yifei held movie tickets in their hands, and as soon as they entered the screening hall, they went straight to the top of the auditorium.
No way, who made the two of them come late.
"how do you feel?"
After finding a seat, Liu Yifei leaned her head over and asked with a smile as soon as she sat down.
"It's okay, my eyesight is pretty good." Yang Hao replied, looking forward at the screen.
"Nonsence!"
But who knows, Liu Yifei, who took off her hat, spat lightly.
"I didn't talk about the seat. What I said was that you held my hand and held it all the way. How do you feel?"
"Uh, it's okay!"
"Or, try another hand, my hand is a little tired."
"Uh... I still want to watch a movie, so I don't need to hold hands."
A little embarrassed, Yang Hao let go of the beauty's hand.
"Ha ha…"
Casting a glance at Yang Hao, Liu Yifei smiled lightly.
"Yang Hao, first of all, let me tell you that I let you hold my hand out of friendship, not because I want to fall in love with you."
"This is natural!" Leaning his body on the back of the chair, Yang Hao adjusted his sitting posture and looked at the big screen again.
"Yang Hao..."
"Ok?"
"I have a question just now, and I've been wanting to ask you, why don't you tell me now?" Liu Yifei thought for a while, then asked tentatively.
"Say!"
"When you held my hand, I could clearly feel that you should have never been in a relationship before, but why did Jiang Yiyan say that you lived together?"
"Uh…"
Hearing the beauty's question, Yang Hao was stunned for a moment.
so sensitive?
Just now, my buddy's hand just shook twice. Through this subtle movement, she can tell that buddy has never been in a relationship before?
impossible!
However, the feeling of this beautiful woman is true. In the previous life, I only pursued Hu Mei alone. Unfortunately, at that time, the 58-year-old her looked down on the 63-year-old self, thinking she was too small!
After graduating, I stopped thinking about dating, and focused on wandering among the flowers, going to the KTV in the bathing center to chat with beautiful women. I went there a few times, and I felt familiar, and then some things came naturally.
Or maybe there are quite a few beauties in the circle, and they all took the initiative to find him and said, Teacher Yang, do me a favor, I heard that the director is about to open a new play? !
But like this evening, crossing the road hand in hand with a beautiful girl, this has never been done before.
Just as Yang Hao was thinking, the lights in the projection hall dimmed, and the dragon logo appeared on the huge movie screen.
After the dragon sign passed, the screen darkened, and in the darkness, a cartoon villain in red shorts turned somersaults and appeared on the screen, and just as the cartoon villain was doing somersaults, the red shorts were suddenly thrown off and dropped During the process, the little shorts turned into a few large characters [You must film studio]!
"Nonsence…"
After seeing this, Liu Yifei came over to express her opinion.
"Yang Hao, the logo of the studio, can't you make it normal? Does it have to be so obscene?"
"Wretched?
It's okay!
According to my original meaning, this cartoon villain is going to hang a watermelon, hang the watermelon, the watermelon is blown up by firecrackers, and then the red watermelon that explodes makes up the name of "Neither You Must Film Studio". "
"Hanging watermelon..."
Liu Yifei was startled, then blushed and pinched the back of Yang Hao's hand twice.
"Alright, let's watch a movie."
It's no big deal to be pinched twice by a beautiful woman. At this time, Yang Hao focused on the screen, and it's time for the official start of the embarrassing journey.
On the upper seat of the round table sat Zhang Songwen. He was wearing a suit, his hair combed back, and glasses.
Sitting opposite Zhang Songwen were three employees of his company, all of them looked at their boss.
Zhang Songwen ate a steak and said:
"Knowing all of you makes me believe that everything is arranged by fate. Maybe it was doomed a long time ago, leading us to walk together in the dark. Now what I want to say is, what sin did I do in my previous life? The national animation market is so It’s so hot, you actually showed me such sales performance.”
"Hahaha…"
Zhang Songwen on the screen just finished his lines, and the audience in the auditorium burst out laughing.
Especially the beauty next to Yang Hao, she couldn't live with laughter.
Is it so funny?
Yang Hao couldn't help but want to complain.
Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is, Liu Yifei, let’s talk about whether the movie is funny or not. Please don’t laugh and just pat my leg, okay?
And the movie goes on...
A dilapidated office.
Wang Baoqiang, dressed in milkman's clothes, stood in front of a small TV and watched the news.
News anchor: "Compared with previous years, this year's Spring Festival travel will come earlier, and train tickets are still hard to find."
The director sitting on the side: "Don't look, I want to go home for the New Year this year. Hmph! There must be no play!"
"Whether you can go back or not, it's all up to us. You see, it's mainly about the salary."
After watching the movie, no one in the theater was laughing anymore, but quite a few people were exclaiming.
"Wang Baoqiang..."
"Wang Baoqiang, Wang Baoqiang..."
"It's Wang Baoqiang. Back then, I climbed a tree branch with him at the entrance of the Beijing Film Studio. At that time, we only came to the capital. There was no place to sleep. The two of us just lay on the tree branch to rest."
"Wang Baoqiang is my idol. The reason why I haven't earned a penny for three consecutive years, but I still persist is all because of Wang Baoqiang's example.
Maybe, one day, I will be famous all over the world with a certain play. "
Hearing these people's comments, Yang Hao actually wanted to persuade them. In this world, talent and opportunity are very important. Some things, even most of the things in life, are not something you can do if you just work hard. of.
But when the words came to his lips, he decided to forget it.
In the words of Master Xing, one must always have a dream in life. What is the difference between a person without a dream and a salted fish? !
Just as she was thinking, Liu Yifei, who was watching a movie, tilted her head again.
"Yang Hao..."
"Ok?"
"The film is well made, even compared with some famous film directors, it is not inferior at all."
"Thank you for the compliment!"
"You're welcome." Liu Yifei lowered her head and smiled.
"As long as you remember to shoot a movie next time, you must praise me as the heroine?"
"Well, let's talk about it later!"
This is not a perfunctory statement by Yang Hao, because even if "On the Journey" is a success, it is estimated that he will be suppressed when he shoots the next movie.
"Hey, what do you mean?"
Seeing that Yang Hao didn't agree immediately, Liu Yifei lit up her little fists.
But before Yang Hao could explain, there was another burst of laughter in the screening hall.
"Hahaha…"
on screen...
Standing at the security check passage, Wang Baoqiang, holding a pot and bowl, was expressing his anger to the airport staff.
"You don't let me take this, you don't let me take this, let me check these luggage. OK, I promise you, I will check it in a while. But why don't you let me take this bottle of milk?"
When the people in line heard the words, they all looked sideways at Wang Baoqiang, isn't this man a fool?
However, the airport staff has a good temper and is still explaining patiently:
"Excuse me sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Administration, liquids are not allowed to be carried on the plane."
Wang Baoqiang straightened his neck immediately, and said: "We take the train, and let us take these things with us. Why can't we take the plane?"
"Sorry, this can't really be brought on the plane. If you insist on taking it on the plane, then you can check it in with your kitchen knife, or you can drink it now."
Zhang Songwen, who lined up behind him, smiled when he saw this scene.
"Sir, please pack these things up and check them in quickly. There are still many passengers to go through the security check, is that okay?"
Staring at the staff for a long time.
Seeing that he had no intention of giving in at all, Wang Baoqiang suddenly raised the big bucket of milk and finished drinking it with his head raised.
"Damn it... you're a talent!"
Seeing Wang Baoqiang on the screen so powerful, Liu Yifei, who was sitting in Yang Hao, uttered a swear word in surprise.
(End of this chapter)
More people, the location is not so good!
Yang Hao and Liu Yifei held movie tickets in their hands, and as soon as they entered the screening hall, they went straight to the top of the auditorium.
No way, who made the two of them come late.
"how do you feel?"
After finding a seat, Liu Yifei leaned her head over and asked with a smile as soon as she sat down.
"It's okay, my eyesight is pretty good." Yang Hao replied, looking forward at the screen.
"Nonsence!"
But who knows, Liu Yifei, who took off her hat, spat lightly.
"I didn't talk about the seat. What I said was that you held my hand and held it all the way. How do you feel?"
"Uh, it's okay!"
"Or, try another hand, my hand is a little tired."
"Uh... I still want to watch a movie, so I don't need to hold hands."
A little embarrassed, Yang Hao let go of the beauty's hand.
"Ha ha…"
Casting a glance at Yang Hao, Liu Yifei smiled lightly.
"Yang Hao, first of all, let me tell you that I let you hold my hand out of friendship, not because I want to fall in love with you."
"This is natural!" Leaning his body on the back of the chair, Yang Hao adjusted his sitting posture and looked at the big screen again.
"Yang Hao..."
"Ok?"
"I have a question just now, and I've been wanting to ask you, why don't you tell me now?" Liu Yifei thought for a while, then asked tentatively.
"Say!"
"When you held my hand, I could clearly feel that you should have never been in a relationship before, but why did Jiang Yiyan say that you lived together?"
"Uh…"
Hearing the beauty's question, Yang Hao was stunned for a moment.
so sensitive?
Just now, my buddy's hand just shook twice. Through this subtle movement, she can tell that buddy has never been in a relationship before?
impossible!
However, the feeling of this beautiful woman is true. In the previous life, I only pursued Hu Mei alone. Unfortunately, at that time, the 58-year-old her looked down on the 63-year-old self, thinking she was too small!
After graduating, I stopped thinking about dating, and focused on wandering among the flowers, going to the KTV in the bathing center to chat with beautiful women. I went there a few times, and I felt familiar, and then some things came naturally.
Or maybe there are quite a few beauties in the circle, and they all took the initiative to find him and said, Teacher Yang, do me a favor, I heard that the director is about to open a new play? !
But like this evening, crossing the road hand in hand with a beautiful girl, this has never been done before.
Just as Yang Hao was thinking, the lights in the projection hall dimmed, and the dragon logo appeared on the huge movie screen.
After the dragon sign passed, the screen darkened, and in the darkness, a cartoon villain in red shorts turned somersaults and appeared on the screen, and just as the cartoon villain was doing somersaults, the red shorts were suddenly thrown off and dropped During the process, the little shorts turned into a few large characters [You must film studio]!
"Nonsence…"
After seeing this, Liu Yifei came over to express her opinion.
"Yang Hao, the logo of the studio, can't you make it normal? Does it have to be so obscene?"
"Wretched?
It's okay!
According to my original meaning, this cartoon villain is going to hang a watermelon, hang the watermelon, the watermelon is blown up by firecrackers, and then the red watermelon that explodes makes up the name of "Neither You Must Film Studio". "
"Hanging watermelon..."
Liu Yifei was startled, then blushed and pinched the back of Yang Hao's hand twice.
"Alright, let's watch a movie."
It's no big deal to be pinched twice by a beautiful woman. At this time, Yang Hao focused on the screen, and it's time for the official start of the embarrassing journey.
On the upper seat of the round table sat Zhang Songwen. He was wearing a suit, his hair combed back, and glasses.
Sitting opposite Zhang Songwen were three employees of his company, all of them looked at their boss.
Zhang Songwen ate a steak and said:
"Knowing all of you makes me believe that everything is arranged by fate. Maybe it was doomed a long time ago, leading us to walk together in the dark. Now what I want to say is, what sin did I do in my previous life? The national animation market is so It’s so hot, you actually showed me such sales performance.”
"Hahaha…"
Zhang Songwen on the screen just finished his lines, and the audience in the auditorium burst out laughing.
Especially the beauty next to Yang Hao, she couldn't live with laughter.
Is it so funny?
Yang Hao couldn't help but want to complain.
Of course, this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is, Liu Yifei, let’s talk about whether the movie is funny or not. Please don’t laugh and just pat my leg, okay?
And the movie goes on...
A dilapidated office.
Wang Baoqiang, dressed in milkman's clothes, stood in front of a small TV and watched the news.
News anchor: "Compared with previous years, this year's Spring Festival travel will come earlier, and train tickets are still hard to find."
The director sitting on the side: "Don't look, I want to go home for the New Year this year. Hmph! There must be no play!"
"Whether you can go back or not, it's all up to us. You see, it's mainly about the salary."
After watching the movie, no one in the theater was laughing anymore, but quite a few people were exclaiming.
"Wang Baoqiang..."
"Wang Baoqiang, Wang Baoqiang..."
"It's Wang Baoqiang. Back then, I climbed a tree branch with him at the entrance of the Beijing Film Studio. At that time, we only came to the capital. There was no place to sleep. The two of us just lay on the tree branch to rest."
"Wang Baoqiang is my idol. The reason why I haven't earned a penny for three consecutive years, but I still persist is all because of Wang Baoqiang's example.
Maybe, one day, I will be famous all over the world with a certain play. "
Hearing these people's comments, Yang Hao actually wanted to persuade them. In this world, talent and opportunity are very important. Some things, even most of the things in life, are not something you can do if you just work hard. of.
But when the words came to his lips, he decided to forget it.
In the words of Master Xing, one must always have a dream in life. What is the difference between a person without a dream and a salted fish? !
Just as she was thinking, Liu Yifei, who was watching a movie, tilted her head again.
"Yang Hao..."
"Ok?"
"The film is well made, even compared with some famous film directors, it is not inferior at all."
"Thank you for the compliment!"
"You're welcome." Liu Yifei lowered her head and smiled.
"As long as you remember to shoot a movie next time, you must praise me as the heroine?"
"Well, let's talk about it later!"
This is not a perfunctory statement by Yang Hao, because even if "On the Journey" is a success, it is estimated that he will be suppressed when he shoots the next movie.
"Hey, what do you mean?"
Seeing that Yang Hao didn't agree immediately, Liu Yifei lit up her little fists.
But before Yang Hao could explain, there was another burst of laughter in the screening hall.
"Hahaha…"
on screen...
Standing at the security check passage, Wang Baoqiang, holding a pot and bowl, was expressing his anger to the airport staff.
"You don't let me take this, you don't let me take this, let me check these luggage. OK, I promise you, I will check it in a while. But why don't you let me take this bottle of milk?"
When the people in line heard the words, they all looked sideways at Wang Baoqiang, isn't this man a fool?
However, the airport staff has a good temper and is still explaining patiently:
"Excuse me sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Administration, liquids are not allowed to be carried on the plane."
Wang Baoqiang straightened his neck immediately, and said: "We take the train, and let us take these things with us. Why can't we take the plane?"
"Sorry, this can't really be brought on the plane. If you insist on taking it on the plane, then you can check it in with your kitchen knife, or you can drink it now."
Zhang Songwen, who lined up behind him, smiled when he saw this scene.
"Sir, please pack these things up and check them in quickly. There are still many passengers to go through the security check, is that okay?"
Staring at the staff for a long time.
Seeing that he had no intention of giving in at all, Wang Baoqiang suddenly raised the big bucket of milk and finished drinking it with his head raised.
"Damn it... you're a talent!"
Seeing Wang Baoqiang on the screen so powerful, Liu Yifei, who was sitting in Yang Hao, uttered a swear word in surprise.
(End of this chapter)
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