Director, please respect yourself.

Chapter 859 Chapter 857, please just be a human being

last night!

It snowed heavily in the capital, and it continued to fall all night long.

Standing on the balcony of the living room, looking downstairs, and then at the rooftop opposite, Yang Hao gave up the idea of ​​going for a run.

The snow was so heavy that it had already covered the tops of my feet.

It is estimated that before I ran very far, the inside of my shoes was full of snow.

Nothing to do.

Yang Hao took the laptop over, placed it on the round table on the balcony, and then surfed the Internet while admiring the snowy scenery outside the window.

It’s been almost a year since I filmed “The Wandering Earth” and I haven’t visited Xiaozizi’s website. I guess the teachers there must have produced many latest works, such as the bus series, and silly movies. Han series, such as hot spring B&B series...

Speaking of the hot spring B&B series, Mr. Kaminami's acting is actually better. His acting skills are natural and realistic, and his state is relaxed and enjoyable. After watching it for half an hour, you will feel a sense of comfort from the inside out.

[Question: How will director Yang Hao promote his next movie?
1. Buy movie tickets and get free eggs.

"Brothers, there is one thing you may not be aware of. Now in our area of ​​Jiangsu and Zhejiang, those who open companies worship the God of Wealth, those who work in society worship Guan Gong, and those who open restaurants worship the Kitchen God. However, those who open creative planning companies like ours worship the God of Wealth. I want to worship Yang Hao!"

2. Hire college students to conduct door-to-door propaganda.

"Others, I choose others."

3. Blow up the Imperial Palace in childhood.

The animated film "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World" produced by You Can Film Studio and co-directed by Yang Hao and Zhang Yimou will invite 1.67 million primary school students and kindergarten students across the country (covering Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan) to watch the movie in cinemas for free... 】

"I'll choose something else too."

Starting from February 2013, 2, the eve of the Lunar New Year, China Film Group will join forces with Fei Ni Shao Film Studio, Bona Pictures, Enlight Media, and Yinghuang Pictures to hold a nationwide free movie viewing event for primary school students and kindergarten students.

"Please believe me, Director Yang Hao is definitely not someone who repeats himself."

However, just when he was about to quit the Tianya Forum, suddenly, another wonderful post appeared.

【latest news:
Just now, at 6 o'clock in the morning, the morning news program of the national TV news channel was broadcast. Han Shanye, chairman of China Film Group, said in an interview with media reporters that in order to enrich the Spring Festival holiday life of children across the country.

However, just when Yang Hao was about to climb over the wall to relax, he suddenly saw a post on the Tianya Forum.

Facing the comments in the comment area, Yang Hao really felt a little bit dumbfounded.

I work as a business representative in an advertising company in Lin'an, and the creative director of our company really worships Yang Hao, and he worships him very sincerely! "

Originally, Yang Hao was just curious and wanted to take a look at these people on the Internet. How many of them could guess what kind of publicity method his next movie "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes to the World" would use?
Unexpectedly, the building in the comment area became more and more crooked as it was built. At the end of the construction, it was even crooked to the point that he was on the same level as Guan Gong, the God of Wealth.

"what…"

Ha ha…

4. Samsung said that if you buy a Samsung mobile phone, you will get movie tickets for the movie directed by Yang Hao.

5. Others. 】

“Really, the brother upstairs really didn’t lie.

As soon as this not-so-long news post came out, the comment section below immediately exploded. In less than 20 minutes, the number of comments exceeded 2000.

"Damn it, Yang Hao is awesome!"

"Brothers, do the math, how much is 1.67 million × 25?" "Did you see that? What is an artist? Are artists like Yang Hao? Animation movies are supposed to make money from children, but Yang Hao doesn't want it. , I will let children across the country watch movies for free."

"Brothers, I don't quite understand one thing. Tickets for primary school students and kindergarten students are free across the country, including Hong Kong and Macao. I can understand it, but why is it coming out?"

"Yes, that's right.

In our minds, there is nothing wrong with Yang Hao's behavior. "

"The building is crooked, the building is crooked, let's talk about business. I personally feel that Yang Hao is simply too smart. He gives free admission to children, but not to adults, and not to junior high school students and high school students. What does this mean?
This means that when the children go to see the show, the parents have to follow. "

Ha ha…

Seeing the latest comments in the message area below the post, Yang Hao smiled and closed the Tianya Forum. Sure enough, there are still many smart people in the world who know the simple and easy-to-understand truth that "free is actually the most expensive"!

.........

It has been more than a year since the color website here in Xiaozhi came up. Yang Hao came over and found that there were indeed a lot of latest movies. A rough calculation showed that there were not 1 movies, but 8000 movies.

Of course, human energy is limited!
It is impossible to watch all the wonderful film sources, that is, I just picked up two or three wonderful films to take a look.

In the morning, I didn’t go out.

I watched two movies at home, made a simple meal for myself at noon, and at 1 o'clock in the afternoon, Yang Hao was ready for a lunch break.

"Dangdangdang..."

At this time, a knock on the door was heard.

When he came to the door, he looked out through the peephole and saw that it was Zhang Yan from yesterday. Yang Hao was not prepared to talk to her. However, as soon as Zhang Yan ducked out of the way, an angry Zhang Ziyi appeared.

"Bang bang bang..."

Zhang Ziyi banged the door.

"Yang Hao, Yang Hao, I know you are at home."

"Yang Hao, open the door for me."

"Yang Hao, please be a human being.

Yesterday afternoon, major movie theater chains across the country gave me a sworn guarantee, saying that the movie "Very Lucky" starring Wang Leehong and I accounted for 24% of the national film schedule. There is absolutely no problem. If the attendance rate is higher than 40 %, you can also increase the film arrangement rate to 35%.

But at 8 o'clock this morning, these theaters called me one after another, saying that my film schedule could only account for 7%, or it would be withdrawn. I asked them why, and they told me that it was "Nezha: The Movie". The momentum of "The Devil Boy Comes into the World" is so strong. In just one morning, the movie's pre-sale box office exceeded 1 million yuan, woo woo woo...

Yang Hao, you are not a human being.

I obviously know that you won’t be in a movie this year, but you ended up making a cartoon, woo woo woo…”

Yang Hao didn't open the door.

It's not that he doesn't want to open the door and curse, or call the police directly, because this is a situation in itself. If he has a conflict with Zhang Ziyi, or sends her to the police station, it will immediately become the headlines of the entertainment pages of various websites. Then her movie "Very Lucky" will be very lucky to squeeze out the schedule of other movies during the Spring Festival.

After figuring out the connection, Yang Hao smiled, took out his cell phone, found Li Xue's phone number, edited a text message and sent it.

[Mr. Li, let me remind you that you are a shareholder of the movie "Nezha: The Devil Boy Comes into the World". Now this movie is in trouble due to release issues. You can come and help with it. It's right in front of my house. 〕

After sending the text message, turning off the phone, and yawning, Yang Hao went back to the bedroom to take a lunch break.

None of the 4 girlfriends are here, making this life a little difficult!

(End of this chapter)