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Chapter 7 [007] What does it have to do with me
Chapter 7 [007] What does it have to do with me
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the repeated task of robbing the hostess' money, and a random reward of ten yuan in cash, please pay attention to check. 】
Adding ten yuan to ten yuan, Tang Zhi's property instantly changed from one yuan and twenty-eight cents to twenty-one cents and twenty-eight cents!
"Let's go, let's break up." After Tang Zhi received the money, he immediately let go, waved his hands, and led everyone home.
"Mother, these five yuan are for your household use." After returning home, Tang Zhi immediately began to divide the spoils, first giving five yuan to Tang's mother, and then giving Tang Xiaoliu one piece, "Xiaoliu, this is a reward for you. Well done."
Tang's mother confiscated the money, "This is what you want, you can keep it for yourself."
Tang Xiaoliu was stupid, touched his head and drooled and said, "Hey, I don't want money, I want chicken."
Tang Zhi sighed exaggeratedly, and pretended to be sad and said: "Mother, you don't want anything I give you. Does this mean you treat me as an outsider?" Tang Zhi spoke with a Northeast accent, more authentic than the original owner.
"Don't talk nonsense, mother just accept it!" Mother Tang quickly took the money and praised happily: "My daughter is really becoming more and more filial, and she knows how to give money to mother."
Tang Zhi smiled, turned to look at Tang Xiaoliu, stuffed the money into his hand, and said in surprise: "Give this money to mother, just say to buy two meat buns at mother's place, see Mother willing or not."
Tang Xiaoliu listened to Tang Zhi's words, and immediately handed the money to Mother Tang, saying, "Mother, buy two meat buns. The meat buns are delicious."
Tang's mother rolled her eyes, took the money swiftly, and said dumbfoundedly: "Okay, okay, I'll eat it for you."
Tang Zhi took Mother Tang to the kitchen again, pointed to the old hen whose neck was broken by himself in the corner, and said, "Mother, eat chicken."
"Ah, where did the chicken come from?" Mother Tang was taken aback, "You killed our chicken?"
"No, it was stolen from the next door." Tang Zhi continued to smile.
"What?" Tang's mother was dumbfounded, her voice quickly dropped, and she said tremblingly with a hint of excitement: "Well, if this is discovered..."
"You do it now, there is no proof of death, and it's okay to find out." Tang Zhili was confident.
"Yes, death does not tell, I will stew it now!"
Tang's mother moved quickly, Tang Zhi left the kitchen in peace, and met the complicated eyes of the rest of the Tang family.
"Sister, did you really steal the chicken next door?" Tang Xiaoqi asked cautiously.
Tang Zhi clicked his tongue in his heart, it's not good that the house is too small, everything can be easily heard.
Tang Zhi found himself a comfortable place to sit down, didn't answer, but pointed to Tang Xiaoliu, and asked aloud, "Xiaoliu, do you want to eat chicken?"
"Think!" Familiar routine, familiar taste.
"Then tell me, what did you do wrong just now? If you're right, you can eat chicken." Tang Zhi asked unexpectedly again.
Tang Xiaoliu was stunned, "I, I didn't do anything wrong."
"Think about it, if you can't figure it out, there will be no chicken to eat." Tang Zhi's threatening smile is really hard to describe.
Tang Xiaoliu felt aggrieved in an instant, and cried, "I didn't do anything wrong, I was obedient, I listened to my sister, I did whatever my sister told me to do, I didn't do anything bad."
Tang Zhi said without changing his face: "What I asked you to do was wrong. You were obedient, but you also did wrong."
Everyone in the Tang family was here except Second Brother Tang. After hearing this, they all looked at Tang Zhi speechlessly.
Knowing that it is wrong, you still ask people to do it, and you say that they are wrong after doing it. What is wrong with this?
"I, did I do something wrong?" Tang Xiaoliu was completely dumbfounded, his brain is not a brain that can reason.
Tang Zhi sighed, and took the initiative to say: "It's wrong to light a fire at will, and it's wrong to steal. You have to be obedient when I ask you to do it, but if someone else asks you to do it, you must not do it, understand?"
Tang Xiaoliu thought about it many times, and finally came to a conclusion, "I know, I just listen to my sister, and I don't listen to others!"
"Then can I take other people's things casually?" Tang Zhi raised his eyebrows and asked quizzically.
"You can take it if you let me, and you can't take it if you don't want it!" Whoever said Xiao Liu is stupid, look at how perfect the answer is.
"Yes, remember this sentence, my sister will take you to eat and drink spicy food!"
Tang Zhi was satisfied, but the rest of the Tang family were even more speechless. Is it really appropriate to fool around such a fool?
"Let it be, let it be, the chicken stewed with mushrooms is ready."
The Tang family had a very hearty lunch this time. Not only did they have a big dish of chicken stewed with mushrooms, but also fried cabbage meat residue and wild vegetable and potato soup.
The Tang family all ate with greasy mouth, only Tang Xiaoliu ate with greasy all over his face, which made everyone disgusted.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the repeated task of eating chicken from the hostess' house. Two sets of cotton-padded jackets and trousers and five pairs of cotton-padded shoes are randomly rewarded. Please check and collect. 】
Just as the sound of the system ended, the chug of the tractor sounded, and Tang Zhi suddenly had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, after a while, someone shouted outside the door: "Is Comrade Tang Zhi at home? Your godfather has mailed you a package!"
"I @#¥......&*()!!!" Tang Zhi rushed out cursing, "Little waste, you have to thank yourself for being a garbage system, but if you have a body, I will tear you apart !"
Tang Zhi scolded the system and scolded the postman, "Which post office postman are you? Are you allowed to deliver parcels so loudly? If you keep yelling like that, be careful and I'll beat you up!"
The postman looked innocent, blinking his big eyes like a little fool, and asked very mechanically: "Are you Comrade Tang Zhi? Are you a grandpa..."
Oh shit!
"Shut up! I am, give me the pen, and I'll sign for it!" Don't be angry, this is a tool man dominated by the system!
The package was still taken in separately by Tang Sange and Tang Sige, Tang Muhu asked: "Xiao Wu, where did you come from as a godfather?"
"One day I rescued an old man with a brain problem. That old man called everyone Grandfather, and over time, everyone called him Grandpa." Tang Zhi added sympathetically, "Oh, I He has a kind heart and always meets people in need.”
Tang Zhi didn't look at the faces of the people after finishing speaking, he quickly opened the package and said, "Mother, take a look at what's in this package, I see a lot of things."
When the package was opened, the two sets of cotton-padded jackets and trousers attracted the most attention. One set was bright red and the other was bright purple. It was so festive that it made people dizzy.
"Garbage system, what are you talking about with random rewards? If you haven't cheated, I'll write Tang characters upside down!" Tang Zhi couldn't hold back, and began to scold the system again.
[Write it, what does it have to do with me! 】The system didn't hold back, and the Northeast-style accent came out!
Who do you look down on, I really think the system can't talk!
……
(End of this chapter)
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the repeated task of robbing the hostess' money, and a random reward of ten yuan in cash, please pay attention to check. 】
Adding ten yuan to ten yuan, Tang Zhi's property instantly changed from one yuan and twenty-eight cents to twenty-one cents and twenty-eight cents!
"Let's go, let's break up." After Tang Zhi received the money, he immediately let go, waved his hands, and led everyone home.
"Mother, these five yuan are for your household use." After returning home, Tang Zhi immediately began to divide the spoils, first giving five yuan to Tang's mother, and then giving Tang Xiaoliu one piece, "Xiaoliu, this is a reward for you. Well done."
Tang's mother confiscated the money, "This is what you want, you can keep it for yourself."
Tang Xiaoliu was stupid, touched his head and drooled and said, "Hey, I don't want money, I want chicken."
Tang Zhi sighed exaggeratedly, and pretended to be sad and said: "Mother, you don't want anything I give you. Does this mean you treat me as an outsider?" Tang Zhi spoke with a Northeast accent, more authentic than the original owner.
"Don't talk nonsense, mother just accept it!" Mother Tang quickly took the money and praised happily: "My daughter is really becoming more and more filial, and she knows how to give money to mother."
Tang Zhi smiled, turned to look at Tang Xiaoliu, stuffed the money into his hand, and said in surprise: "Give this money to mother, just say to buy two meat buns at mother's place, see Mother willing or not."
Tang Xiaoliu listened to Tang Zhi's words, and immediately handed the money to Mother Tang, saying, "Mother, buy two meat buns. The meat buns are delicious."
Tang's mother rolled her eyes, took the money swiftly, and said dumbfoundedly: "Okay, okay, I'll eat it for you."
Tang Zhi took Mother Tang to the kitchen again, pointed to the old hen whose neck was broken by himself in the corner, and said, "Mother, eat chicken."
"Ah, where did the chicken come from?" Mother Tang was taken aback, "You killed our chicken?"
"No, it was stolen from the next door." Tang Zhi continued to smile.
"What?" Tang's mother was dumbfounded, her voice quickly dropped, and she said tremblingly with a hint of excitement: "Well, if this is discovered..."
"You do it now, there is no proof of death, and it's okay to find out." Tang Zhili was confident.
"Yes, death does not tell, I will stew it now!"
Tang's mother moved quickly, Tang Zhi left the kitchen in peace, and met the complicated eyes of the rest of the Tang family.
"Sister, did you really steal the chicken next door?" Tang Xiaoqi asked cautiously.
Tang Zhi clicked his tongue in his heart, it's not good that the house is too small, everything can be easily heard.
Tang Zhi found himself a comfortable place to sit down, didn't answer, but pointed to Tang Xiaoliu, and asked aloud, "Xiaoliu, do you want to eat chicken?"
"Think!" Familiar routine, familiar taste.
"Then tell me, what did you do wrong just now? If you're right, you can eat chicken." Tang Zhi asked unexpectedly again.
Tang Xiaoliu was stunned, "I, I didn't do anything wrong."
"Think about it, if you can't figure it out, there will be no chicken to eat." Tang Zhi's threatening smile is really hard to describe.
Tang Xiaoliu felt aggrieved in an instant, and cried, "I didn't do anything wrong, I was obedient, I listened to my sister, I did whatever my sister told me to do, I didn't do anything bad."
Tang Zhi said without changing his face: "What I asked you to do was wrong. You were obedient, but you also did wrong."
Everyone in the Tang family was here except Second Brother Tang. After hearing this, they all looked at Tang Zhi speechlessly.
Knowing that it is wrong, you still ask people to do it, and you say that they are wrong after doing it. What is wrong with this?
"I, did I do something wrong?" Tang Xiaoliu was completely dumbfounded, his brain is not a brain that can reason.
Tang Zhi sighed, and took the initiative to say: "It's wrong to light a fire at will, and it's wrong to steal. You have to be obedient when I ask you to do it, but if someone else asks you to do it, you must not do it, understand?"
Tang Xiaoliu thought about it many times, and finally came to a conclusion, "I know, I just listen to my sister, and I don't listen to others!"
"Then can I take other people's things casually?" Tang Zhi raised his eyebrows and asked quizzically.
"You can take it if you let me, and you can't take it if you don't want it!" Whoever said Xiao Liu is stupid, look at how perfect the answer is.
"Yes, remember this sentence, my sister will take you to eat and drink spicy food!"
Tang Zhi was satisfied, but the rest of the Tang family were even more speechless. Is it really appropriate to fool around such a fool?
"Let it be, let it be, the chicken stewed with mushrooms is ready."
The Tang family had a very hearty lunch this time. Not only did they have a big dish of chicken stewed with mushrooms, but also fried cabbage meat residue and wild vegetable and potato soup.
The Tang family all ate with greasy mouth, only Tang Xiaoliu ate with greasy all over his face, which made everyone disgusted.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing the repeated task of eating chicken from the hostess' house. Two sets of cotton-padded jackets and trousers and five pairs of cotton-padded shoes are randomly rewarded. Please check and collect. 】
Just as the sound of the system ended, the chug of the tractor sounded, and Tang Zhi suddenly had a bad feeling.
Sure enough, after a while, someone shouted outside the door: "Is Comrade Tang Zhi at home? Your godfather has mailed you a package!"
"I @#¥......&*()!!!" Tang Zhi rushed out cursing, "Little waste, you have to thank yourself for being a garbage system, but if you have a body, I will tear you apart !"
Tang Zhi scolded the system and scolded the postman, "Which post office postman are you? Are you allowed to deliver parcels so loudly? If you keep yelling like that, be careful and I'll beat you up!"
The postman looked innocent, blinking his big eyes like a little fool, and asked very mechanically: "Are you Comrade Tang Zhi? Are you a grandpa..."
Oh shit!
"Shut up! I am, give me the pen, and I'll sign for it!" Don't be angry, this is a tool man dominated by the system!
The package was still taken in separately by Tang Sange and Tang Sige, Tang Muhu asked: "Xiao Wu, where did you come from as a godfather?"
"One day I rescued an old man with a brain problem. That old man called everyone Grandfather, and over time, everyone called him Grandpa." Tang Zhi added sympathetically, "Oh, I He has a kind heart and always meets people in need.”
Tang Zhi didn't look at the faces of the people after finishing speaking, he quickly opened the package and said, "Mother, take a look at what's in this package, I see a lot of things."
When the package was opened, the two sets of cotton-padded jackets and trousers attracted the most attention. One set was bright red and the other was bright purple. It was so festive that it made people dizzy.
"Garbage system, what are you talking about with random rewards? If you haven't cheated, I'll write Tang characters upside down!" Tang Zhi couldn't hold back, and began to scold the system again.
[Write it, what does it have to do with me! 】The system didn't hold back, and the Northeast-style accent came out!
Who do you look down on, I really think the system can't talk!
……
(End of this chapter)
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