Rare Confused Concubine

It doesn't matter if I pretend to be stupid and I don't break the law, you live your sensible life, and I live my fool's life.

"Xiang Yueyu, are you sure your body and mind are healthy?" I asked him, with a hint of doubt.

"Does Qing'er think there is something wrong with me?" Xiang Yueyu asked with a smile.

"You don't have any panic in your heart, or the urge to curse people?" I reminded.

The same expression was covered with a layer of weirdness, and he suddenly said: "Qing'er thinks I shouldn't be nice to you?"

"No! I never refuse people's kindness, let's have dinner!" I said with a chuckle.

It's really fucking weird, this kind of plot really doesn't suit me.

This meal ended in my constant black belly, but a certain man maintained a consistent image of a good man.

Based on what he said, I have been vigilant and never approached that bed, even though it is noon.

Even if he really gave me to x, I can't sue him, it's a recognized legal couple.

I moved a stool and sat at the door to enjoy the sunshine.

Unexpectedly, a certain man stood tall and straight behind me, his eyes were unified with mine, this kind of poss can be called a classic.

I just stared at it like this for a long, long time, and the guy behind me also had the determination to pk with me for so long.

"I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!" I said to the sun.

"I will destroy the moon!" Listen to this man's lines, sooner or later he will be fooled.

"The moon is beautiful."

The corner of a certain man's mouth twitched, reminding me: "It's daytime."

"There is also a moon during the day."

"..."

"The stars are beautiful too, shining brightly."

"Qing'er's eyes are even more beautiful, shining brightly." A certain man entered the play.

"Xiang Yueyu is very bad."

"It's not as bad as Qing'er."

This one doesn't pass, pass it!

"Xiang Yueyu is very black-bellied." Continue pk.

"What is black belly?" A certain man asked humbly.

"It means very well." I said nonsense.

A certain man was very educated, and said with a clear expression: "Qing'er is even darker."

He shot himself in the foot.

"A philosopher once said that followers are shameless." I told someone meaningfully.

"That philosopher is even more shameless, the follower didn't provoke him!" A certain man returned his carbine.

"..."

next round -

"My mother said that twisted melons are not sweet."

"Not necessarily, sometimes it's very sweet." A certain man smiled.

I looked back at him, not knowing why.

He smiled faintly; "Because that melon is twisted."

A black thread!

"My mother said that good men don't fight with women." Continue to think and work.

A certain man smiled happily: "That man is not kind."

What kind of thinking is this?

"That woman is aggressive." A certain man replied again.

"My mother said—"

A man grabbed the question and asked, "Who are you (mother)?"

"My father's wife!"

"Who is your father?"

"My mother's husband!"

"What is the relationship between husband and wife?"

"The relationship between husband and wife!"

A certain man suddenly realized: "How did Qing'er come up with these names?"

"It wasn't born by me, it evolved naturally." I glanced at him.