Rare Confused Concubine

That night, Qingqing and I came to a small village, and we could leave the imperial city in one day.

I was planning to find a family to spend the night, when suddenly a few wretched uncles with black beards appeared in front of me, and a name immediately flashed in my mind: Heifengzhai.

It turns out that legends can become reality, and there may be the following classic fragments:

"I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, you have to save money to buy roads." The coquettish voice of the wretched uncle pierced the night sky.

I must reply: "Then let's make a detour!" I don't want to embarrass them.

Sometimes things are expected.

The wretched uncle slightly changed the lines I imagined: "Brother, if you want to get through this road, leave some benefits."

Pretty cool, I was thinking.

Qingqing was probably a little frightened, and held my clothes tightly with one hand. I was startled at first, but my face was still calm. I looked around, and there was a place where I saw aura A flash, and then gave Qingqing a comforting look.

"Brothers, I'm really sorry. I came out in a hurry and didn't bring any silver. Why don't you follow me back to get it?" I said politely to them.

When they heard this, they looked at each other. The wretched uncle had deep morality, and he laughed: "Brother, you can only lie to yourself. People who go out can't bring money. Leave half, and you can be generous." past."

"I'm not lying to you. My brothers couldn't sleep and came out to get some air. Who knows that I was lucky enough to meet a few big brothers. It's a fate. Why don't you come to my house?" I said sincerely.

"Where is your home?" Brother Hu asked.

I pointed to the two tombs not far behind me. The owner of the tomb forgives my disrespect, and I will burn some paper money for you, Amen!

"There!"

Brother Hu saw me pointing to the two tombs, and his heart skipped a beat. Brother Hu said, "Well, there are two tombs there, what are you kidding about!"

"Brother, you flatter me too much. I have never had a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, then follow me in and have a look." I walked towards them in a very warm and friendly manner.

The brothers Hu felt chills in their hearts, and took two small steps back.

"Since you want money from me, go to my house to get it." I gave Qingqing a wink and asked her to cooperate: "My dear brother, you go and prepare, these elder brothers are going to be guests at home. I am worried Three are missing and one is missing, and a few of you can fill in a corner."

"What, what are three missing and one?" The wretched uncle also began to be confused.

My warm smile flashed: "Oh, it's just playing mahjong!"

"What is mahjong?" Brother Hu asked again.

I began to vividly show the classic moves of mahjong: "Mahjong is-eat-touch-bar-mud!"

The more they listened, the more they trembled. I waited for them to die or insist on asking for money, and I still looked at them with a smile on my face.

Brother Hu began to retreat: "Brother, we, shall we go?"

The wretched uncle is the boss after all, so he plucked up his courage and snorted coldly: "I don't believe his nonsense, since he doesn't obediently take out the money, he can do it himself."

Yo ho, you are a life-defying master. Although I admire your courage, I despise your heart.

I performed a stance of lightness kung fu and floated straight to the edge of the grave, where I waved my hands and said, "Come on, how many people can sit in my house."

This trick of floating on the ground completely shocked them, the wretched uncle started to break out in a cold sweat, and the hoofs of the Hu brothers behind were trembling, and they shouted: "Brother, they are really ghosts!" After saying that, they ran away.