Guizhen
Chapter 444
Chapter 444
There is no essence.Little Spicy didn't have the slightest bit of arrogance.On the contrary, it made her look like an angry little daughter-in-law.
Oda can't be used much, and his old Tian has to help find it.
"You three are not old things!" The field mouse took a step forward, and said loudly with a sullen face: "Why don't you hurry up and get caught? If you dare to say 'no', be careful that our girl will beat you to hell, your ass will bloom, your fart... "
Done!
What if it can't make up three idioms that start with "fart"?Lao Tian snorted coldly, "You can do it for yourself!"
The snail spirit stared round in surprise, and turned her head to look at the field mouse spirit.
Seeing "fart", "piss", "butt" and other extremely indecent words coming out of "myself" one after another, I feel strangely excited.
By the way, when will the girl come back?It didn't take long to dress up, and it was exhausted.It's really not easy for the girl to have been in Peach Fairy Valley for more than ten years.
Ah Qi snorted contemptuously when she heard the words, "I'll return this to you as it is!"
You are worthy of being the girl's master.Scolding is different from ordinary people.Tianluo Jing raised her chin like Lu Zhen, and said sharply, "Hehe, I didn't expect the old man to have a dexterous mouth."
Oda actually imitated Xiao Lazi and lifted his chin.Lao Tian nodded secretly.It is a good seedling.
Ah Qi opened his mouth and was about to curse.The old sect master standing on his left looked worried, and opened his lips and said, "Ah Qi, what are you talking to them about? Just throw the talisman away."
The old sect master on the other side nodded in agreement, "Capture the thief first, and capture the king first. As long as Lu Wu is captured, the rest will not be able to stir up too much trouble." He raised his finger and pointed downward, "At that time, I will have thousands of troops and horses at my disposal. Wouldn't it be nice?"
"These are loyal ministers and good generals." Ah Qi's eyes flashed with worry, "I'm afraid they won't obey our orders."
After finishing the words, the old sect master on the left stared at Ah Qi as if he were looking at a stranger, "You...couldn't you have forgotten about the mutiny?"
Mutiny?
Ah Qi's pupil shrank suddenly, then his brows eased, and his heart suddenly brightened.No wonder the old sect master sent Ah Qi to Taoxian Valley to find bad luck.He wanted to nourish the Yin soldiers with the aura of Peach Fairy Valley.
hehe!It's a good plan.
"How can it be?" Ah Qi laughed, "Isn't it just to turn these thousands of troops into dark soldiers? I remember it." Twirling his beard with his hand, he pointed at the old sect master on the left with his chin lightly. "However, by accident, the mutiny must be introduced by a living soul. You..."
The old door owner hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, it's not me."
Ah Qi nodded clearly, "Understood."
The remaining two old sect masters took shelter in a place with strong yin energy, but when the time is right, they will be removed as soul guides.
Before coming, the old sect master played tricks, saying that if the dog emperor killed him, he would be able to fight without bloodshed.
It turns out that "soldiers" refers to Yin soldiers.
He can really let go.
After thinking about what I didn't think about before, I felt dull.Ah Qi pursed her lips and sighed, "It's not fun anymore."
Play?
The two old sect masters on the left and the right stared at Ah Qi closely, "It's about whether the Dugu family can win the country, how can you be so careless?"
"Ah Qi, you were not like this in the past. Could it be that you went to Peach Fairy Valley and got contaminated with something unclean?"
Ah Qi raised his eyebrows, "You are not clean! Our Peach Fairy Valley is very beautiful. Even the little monsters have double eyelids and take a bath every day."
Our Peach Fairy Valley?
The two old sect masters stared fixedly at Ah Qi for a moment, and immediately changed their expressions, and said in unison: "You are not Ah Qi! You are..."
Ah Qi had an extra talisman pen at some point in his hand, and with a flick of his wrist, he quickly poked at the old sect master's brow, "Yes, I'm not Ah Qi. It's a pity that you found out too late."
As soon as the voice fell, the old sect master shrank into a ball the size of an egg as if he had been air-dried.
Holding two "balls" in his hands, Ah Qi brushed his face casually, returning to his original appearance.
The snail spirit couldn't help but stare dumbfounded.In the past, he always felt that people were not as good-looking as goblins.Except girls.Zhenren Pei must be counted today.
Just based on his facial features, figure, and demeanor, he is still first-class in the fairy circle.
No, no, it's even better than waiting for one.
Pei Dongzhai flew up to the snail spirit with his sword in his back, his eyes froze on its face, "Turn around and ask Lao Tian to bring you the book "Actor's Self-cultivation", and you study it carefully. You can also pretend to be Miss Zhen in the future." Act like one."
Will there still be a chance to pretend to be a girl in the future?The snail spirit nodded in confusion, and said to herself, "I've never heard of this book. Who wrote it?"
"It's a foreigner. It's a long list of names." Lao Tian explained it in a low voice, "One year, a real person went out to sea and won a lot of bets with people, including this book. Later, he put in a lot of effort Created a worry-free re-translation talisman. Only then did I translate this book into the Mandarin of the Central Plains."
So... is it more time-saving and labor-saving to find someone to translate it?
Tianluojing slandered and bowed deeply to Pei Dongzhai, "The little ones must study hard, and they will never let down the good intentions of the real man."
Pei Dongzhai was very satisfied, "Sister Zhen taught you very well." After finishing speaking, he laughed.
Praising a girl is the same as praising it.The snails are in full bloom, but they dare not show them. The corners of their lips are curled up, and their smiles are reserved.
They stood on the peach wood sword or the golden "twigs" and talked. Zhang Fu stood in front of the tent and looked up, "Why don't you come down? I'm so anxious to die."
Zhang Tianmo smiled slightly, "Are you in a hurry to treat Zhenren Pei to a good meal?"
Zhang Fu turned his head, said with a cold face, "That's Miss Lu Wu's master, I have to say hello?"
Silly mallet!
Who is he working so hard for?
That's right, that's Sister Zhen's master!Zhang Tianmo looked down at his clothes, said to Zhang Fu, "I'll go back and change my clothes", and then ran away without a trace.
……
It was late at night when Lu Zhen returned to the barracks.
However, the head coach's tent was still brightly lit.The figures pushing cups and changing cups and the heartfelt laughter made Lu Zhen feel like she was flying to the wrong place.
Lu Zhen lowered the "branch" full of doubts, and immediately a small school went in to pass it on.Snail Essence and Mu Xiang rushed out to greet her, "Miss, you are back."
"The real person left food for you."
"Old Uncle Tian made it with his own hands." The Snail Spirit proudly puffed up his chest, "The little one helped light the fire."
When Old Tian uncle allowed it to light the fire, he meant to allow it to steal the teacher.It seems that Oda will soon be able to cook 26 dishes within an hour.Lu Zhen swallowed her saliva and went into the tent.
Zhang Fu and Pei Dongzhai sat side by side at the main table, and Zhang Tianmo and others surrounded him.You can tell at a glance that everyone's food is delicious, and all the rules and regulations are left behind.What matters is informality.
(End of this chapter)
There is no essence.Little Spicy didn't have the slightest bit of arrogance.On the contrary, it made her look like an angry little daughter-in-law.
Oda can't be used much, and his old Tian has to help find it.
"You three are not old things!" The field mouse took a step forward, and said loudly with a sullen face: "Why don't you hurry up and get caught? If you dare to say 'no', be careful that our girl will beat you to hell, your ass will bloom, your fart... "
Done!
What if it can't make up three idioms that start with "fart"?Lao Tian snorted coldly, "You can do it for yourself!"
The snail spirit stared round in surprise, and turned her head to look at the field mouse spirit.
Seeing "fart", "piss", "butt" and other extremely indecent words coming out of "myself" one after another, I feel strangely excited.
By the way, when will the girl come back?It didn't take long to dress up, and it was exhausted.It's really not easy for the girl to have been in Peach Fairy Valley for more than ten years.
Ah Qi snorted contemptuously when she heard the words, "I'll return this to you as it is!"
You are worthy of being the girl's master.Scolding is different from ordinary people.Tianluo Jing raised her chin like Lu Zhen, and said sharply, "Hehe, I didn't expect the old man to have a dexterous mouth."
Oda actually imitated Xiao Lazi and lifted his chin.Lao Tian nodded secretly.It is a good seedling.
Ah Qi opened his mouth and was about to curse.The old sect master standing on his left looked worried, and opened his lips and said, "Ah Qi, what are you talking to them about? Just throw the talisman away."
The old sect master on the other side nodded in agreement, "Capture the thief first, and capture the king first. As long as Lu Wu is captured, the rest will not be able to stir up too much trouble." He raised his finger and pointed downward, "At that time, I will have thousands of troops and horses at my disposal. Wouldn't it be nice?"
"These are loyal ministers and good generals." Ah Qi's eyes flashed with worry, "I'm afraid they won't obey our orders."
After finishing the words, the old sect master on the left stared at Ah Qi as if he were looking at a stranger, "You...couldn't you have forgotten about the mutiny?"
Mutiny?
Ah Qi's pupil shrank suddenly, then his brows eased, and his heart suddenly brightened.No wonder the old sect master sent Ah Qi to Taoxian Valley to find bad luck.He wanted to nourish the Yin soldiers with the aura of Peach Fairy Valley.
hehe!It's a good plan.
"How can it be?" Ah Qi laughed, "Isn't it just to turn these thousands of troops into dark soldiers? I remember it." Twirling his beard with his hand, he pointed at the old sect master on the left with his chin lightly. "However, by accident, the mutiny must be introduced by a living soul. You..."
The old door owner hurriedly waved his hands, "No, no, it's not me."
Ah Qi nodded clearly, "Understood."
The remaining two old sect masters took shelter in a place with strong yin energy, but when the time is right, they will be removed as soul guides.
Before coming, the old sect master played tricks, saying that if the dog emperor killed him, he would be able to fight without bloodshed.
It turns out that "soldiers" refers to Yin soldiers.
He can really let go.
After thinking about what I didn't think about before, I felt dull.Ah Qi pursed her lips and sighed, "It's not fun anymore."
Play?
The two old sect masters on the left and the right stared at Ah Qi closely, "It's about whether the Dugu family can win the country, how can you be so careless?"
"Ah Qi, you were not like this in the past. Could it be that you went to Peach Fairy Valley and got contaminated with something unclean?"
Ah Qi raised his eyebrows, "You are not clean! Our Peach Fairy Valley is very beautiful. Even the little monsters have double eyelids and take a bath every day."
Our Peach Fairy Valley?
The two old sect masters stared fixedly at Ah Qi for a moment, and immediately changed their expressions, and said in unison: "You are not Ah Qi! You are..."
Ah Qi had an extra talisman pen at some point in his hand, and with a flick of his wrist, he quickly poked at the old sect master's brow, "Yes, I'm not Ah Qi. It's a pity that you found out too late."
As soon as the voice fell, the old sect master shrank into a ball the size of an egg as if he had been air-dried.
Holding two "balls" in his hands, Ah Qi brushed his face casually, returning to his original appearance.
The snail spirit couldn't help but stare dumbfounded.In the past, he always felt that people were not as good-looking as goblins.Except girls.Zhenren Pei must be counted today.
Just based on his facial features, figure, and demeanor, he is still first-class in the fairy circle.
No, no, it's even better than waiting for one.
Pei Dongzhai flew up to the snail spirit with his sword in his back, his eyes froze on its face, "Turn around and ask Lao Tian to bring you the book "Actor's Self-cultivation", and you study it carefully. You can also pretend to be Miss Zhen in the future." Act like one."
Will there still be a chance to pretend to be a girl in the future?The snail spirit nodded in confusion, and said to herself, "I've never heard of this book. Who wrote it?"
"It's a foreigner. It's a long list of names." Lao Tian explained it in a low voice, "One year, a real person went out to sea and won a lot of bets with people, including this book. Later, he put in a lot of effort Created a worry-free re-translation talisman. Only then did I translate this book into the Mandarin of the Central Plains."
So... is it more time-saving and labor-saving to find someone to translate it?
Tianluojing slandered and bowed deeply to Pei Dongzhai, "The little ones must study hard, and they will never let down the good intentions of the real man."
Pei Dongzhai was very satisfied, "Sister Zhen taught you very well." After finishing speaking, he laughed.
Praising a girl is the same as praising it.The snails are in full bloom, but they dare not show them. The corners of their lips are curled up, and their smiles are reserved.
They stood on the peach wood sword or the golden "twigs" and talked. Zhang Fu stood in front of the tent and looked up, "Why don't you come down? I'm so anxious to die."
Zhang Tianmo smiled slightly, "Are you in a hurry to treat Zhenren Pei to a good meal?"
Zhang Fu turned his head, said with a cold face, "That's Miss Lu Wu's master, I have to say hello?"
Silly mallet!
Who is he working so hard for?
That's right, that's Sister Zhen's master!Zhang Tianmo looked down at his clothes, said to Zhang Fu, "I'll go back and change my clothes", and then ran away without a trace.
……
It was late at night when Lu Zhen returned to the barracks.
However, the head coach's tent was still brightly lit.The figures pushing cups and changing cups and the heartfelt laughter made Lu Zhen feel like she was flying to the wrong place.
Lu Zhen lowered the "branch" full of doubts, and immediately a small school went in to pass it on.Snail Essence and Mu Xiang rushed out to greet her, "Miss, you are back."
"The real person left food for you."
"Old Uncle Tian made it with his own hands." The Snail Spirit proudly puffed up his chest, "The little one helped light the fire."
When Old Tian uncle allowed it to light the fire, he meant to allow it to steal the teacher.It seems that Oda will soon be able to cook 26 dishes within an hour.Lu Zhen swallowed her saliva and went into the tent.
Zhang Fu and Pei Dongzhai sat side by side at the main table, and Zhang Tianmo and others surrounded him.You can tell at a glance that everyone's food is delicious, and all the rules and regulations are left behind.What matters is informality.
(End of this chapter)
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