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Chapter 1341 Who would embarrass a stupid bird?

Naturally, Ancient Sage Dapeng didn't know about the heir apparent of the Fleeting Family. Even if he did, he probably wouldn't seek refuge with Liu Xu. Instead, he would choose to report directly to No. 2. After all, the world of science and technology was too close, and the Fleeting Family was too far away.

Everything is going according to plan.

The next morning, the ancient sage Dapeng had not slept well all night, so he had to wake up with the horn and the urging of No. 2, and enthusiastically participated in the first activity every morning: raising the national flag and singing the national anthem.

That's right, with the efforts of the human race, the flag and national anthem of the People's Empire have been freshly released early. As a future citizen of the People's Empire, it is natural to learn the national anthem early.

"I won't sing!" Ancient Sage Dapeng was naturally unwilling to sing. Unexpectedly, No. 2, who was standing aside, glared at him and said, "If you don't sing, how will you get this outstanding spot? How will our plan be realized?" ?”

Well, No. 2 spoke, and Ancient Sage Dapeng could only reluctantly open his mouth and hum along a few times. What he didn't expect was that a big foot kicked him directly from behind. The ancient sage Dapeng naturally knew that someone was going to kick him from behind.

If No. 2 is not by his side, let him flap his wings at this moment, and slap the guy who dares to kick his ass into atoms. But when he saw the eager eyes of No. 2 beside him, he could only sigh, and then slightly twist his butt to the side.

Although he couldn't fight back, he definitely couldn't get his ass kicked.

The instructor behind him didn't expect that his kick would be missed, so he sneered and walked up to the ancient sage Dapeng and said, "You're very skilled. You've been imprisoned for your cultivation, but you can still prevent my kick. You're so powerful." , how could you be caught?”

"I know you are unconvinced and unwilling to sing, but what I am curing is your unconvinced problem. Do you feel wronged and in pain? Then let me ask you, have you died in these years? Whether it’s the humans in your demon clan’s hands or the creatures in other worlds who will never see tomorrow again, who should they tell their grievances and pain to?”

"..." Ancient Sage Dapeng was too lazy to speak. Any more words would be disrespectful to himself.

"It's none of my business!" The ancient sage of Dapeng finally couldn't help it. "I eat tens of thousands of people every day. If everyone comes to me to complain about their grievances and pains, then I don't want to live anymore and listen to their mourning every day." enough!"

"..." The instructor choked back at Liu Xu's words. After being stunned for a long time, he said, "Okay, I won't hit anyone. You go up and lead all the monsters in singing for me until I am satisfied!"

"You are very brave!" The instructor looked at the Ancient Sage Dapeng coldly, and was about to start kicking people again, but Liu Xu on the side said very bravely, "Instructor, we all learned the government's policies when we came here. You treat prisoners preferentially and are not allowed to fight monsters!"

As a result, Ancient Sage Dapeng was caught by the instructor and brought to the podium, where he began to lead all the monsters below in singing the national anthem. This scene was so familiar that Liu Xu almost thought he was back in elementary school if it weren't for the monsters with various heads around him.

Naturally, Ancient Sage Dapeng still didn’t intend to sing. However, No. 2 in the audience was extremely angry. Ancient Sage Dapeng seemed to be able to see the blazing demon world from his eyes. He had no choice but to stand there. On the stage, he closed his eyes and started singing loudly.

Probably in order to vent the anger in his heart, the ancient sage Dapeng stretched his voice to the extreme and sang the entire song almost by shouting. You can imagine how loud Dapeng's voice is. The result is that almost the entire world is enveloped in the singing of the ancient sage Dapeng.

When he finished singing, Ancient Sage Dapeng looked at the instructor next to him provocatively, because the instructor's ears were about to be deafened.

"Very good, very energetic!" Although the instructor was very dissatisfied with the singing, if this guy sang it again, the instructor would feel shuddering, so he could only praise Ancient Sage Dapeng without conscience. Seeing that the instructor was suppressed by him in this way, Ancient Sage Dapeng was extremely proud. Like a rooster that had won a battle, his tail was about to be raised. He was about to step down directly when he heard the instructor say, "Don't be in a hurry." Come on, now that you’ve been praised, put this on!”

"What is this?" Ancient Sage Dapeng was stunned for a moment, and then he saw the instructor pin a small red flower on his clothes with a paper clip.

"This is a little red flower. A little red flower means you have been praised!" the instructor said expressionlessly. "Little red flowers are very precious things. Later, when selecting hundreds of outstanding students, we will look at each person." How many little red flowers are obtained?”

"In addition, the little red flower can be converted into a reduced sentence. You must always wear it. If you lose it, we will not replace it!"

"Wipe..." Upon hearing the instructor's words, Ancient Sage Dapeng's face immediately turned green.

What kind of little red flower is this? This is the greatest humiliation in the world. Ancient Sage Dapeng can't wait to pick off this little red flower right now, then throw it to the ground and step on it viciously.

What was helpless was that No. 2 kept staring at him. In the end, Ancient Sage Dapeng could only bear the humiliation and bear the burden. He suppressed his anger and walked off the stage wearing a small red flower. At the same time, he heard No. 2's cold voice. He said, "If you dare to lose any little red flower, I will let you fight bugs in the mentor's world for the rest of your life!"

"Yes!" Ancient Sage Dapeng said through gritted teeth. Soon the singing of the national anthem ended, and it was time to proceed to the traditional part of the entire prison camp transformation process, which was to discuss and evaluate one's crimes.

Perhaps it was because he was too conspicuous before, so Ancient Sage Dapeng was actually the first to be called to the stage to confess his crimes.

"It seems that it is impossible for the human race not to sentence me to tens of millions of years this time!" Ancient Sage Dapeng sneered, then strode onto the stage to accept the questioning of the human instructor.

"Have you ever eaten anyone?" the instructor asked.

"Of course! There is no monster that doesn't eat humans!" Ancient Sage Dapeng said proudly.

"Then how many people have you eaten?" the instructor asked again.

"I don't know about this!" Ancient Sage Dapeng said lightly, "I eat people just like you humans eat. You humans can't count how many grains of rice are in your bowl when you eat, and I can't count them either. How many people did I eat when I was eating? If you have to ask me for a specific number, it’s probably a few billion. After all, I can’t fill my stomach if I don’t eat tens of thousands of people in one meal!”

"..." The instructor looked deeply at the Ancient Sage Dapeng, and then said, "Okay, get down!"

"Ah!" Ancient Sage Dapeng was stunned for a moment. "Is this the end? Aren't you still going to sentence me?"

"Go down, we humans won't embarrass a stupid bird!"

(End of this chapter)