Jingtai Fengyun: The First Absurd Emperor of Ming Dynasty

Chapter 428 Respectfully ask the emperor to summon concubines and two empresses to break into the palace and strongly advise
Chen Xiang shook his head: "My lord, too much time has passed, and after the emperor ascended the throne, he dealt with almost all the people in the Empress Dowager's palace.

Recently, Jin Ying and her henchmen were all locked up by the emperor again.

The servant girl thought that if there was a chance to interrogate Jin Ying, she might gain something. "

Zhu Qizhen snorted coldly, it's up to you to say this, don't I know that all kinds of secrets in Jin Ying's mind are a treasure house.The question is how can I arraign him?
Zhu Qizhen is still very clear-headed, knowing that although the civil and military officials are making a lot of noise, what he can really affect is at most half of the Ministry of Rites.The Metropolitan Procuratorate, which Wang Wen is in charge of, will never allow himself to fiddle with it.

And Jin Yingguan is in the prison of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, and he wants to be interrogated, how is it possible.

The more Zhu Qizhen thought about it, the more he had a headache. This group of civil and military ministers would make a fuss, and when they were really asked to work, none of them made a sound.

"Go and arrange it, I'm going to flip the sign."

Chen Xiang was stunned for a moment, how could his emperor suddenly say such a sentence.

Dazed for a moment, Chen Xiang hurriedly advised: "My lord, the imperial physician said that you are not allowed to get close to women for at least three months."

"Hmph, it's hard for you to listen to what the imperial physician said. Three months, after three months I'll be suffocated to death."

Chen Xiang persuaded again: "The emperor is only noon now, even if you want to turn over your cards, you have to wait until night. Otherwise, the officials will have something to say."

"Hmph, what's the matter during the day, my younger brother plays all day during the day, and I haven't seen any words from the officials.

When I was the emperor, I was deceived by those fake Taoists.

Who stipulated that it must be done at night?Who stipulated that only men should be on top and women should be on the bottom?What bullshit men are superior to women. "

Zhu Qizhen thought back then that he just asked the queen to try something new, so he was educated by the queen, from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors to the sages of Sun Meng, and from the sages of Confucius and Mencius to Cheng Zhu Neo-Confucianism.

Fortunately, I was so ashamed that I was taught by the queen at that time. Now that I think about it, it's really fucking disgusting.

What people fear most is comparison. Without comparison, there will be no harm.

Before, Zhu Qizhen didn't think there was any problem, but ever since he learned that his younger brother lived a life that was better than living a fairy, Zhu Qizhen couldn't stand it anymore.

The figure of the little nun is bald, but the monk can't.

Chen Xiang was also puzzled, why did his own emperor know how the emperor behaved with his favorite concubines on weekdays?

Before Chen Xiang could think about it, he heard Zhu Qizhen scold him: "Hurry up, why don't you wait for me to beg you?"

Chen Xiang was used to flattery in front of his own emperor, so he didn't dare to disobey at the moment, so he had to go to the apse to fetch the wooden plaques of the concubines.

Among the sixteen concubines, two of them had menstruation, so Chen Xiang took fourteen wooden cards and placed them on a tray.

Why are there no wooden plaques for other concubines?

Because the flop is a game specially created by the sixteen concubines in order to please the emperor.

The names of the concubines and concubines are written on the front of the wooden sign, and on the back are their strengths and newly-learned ways of playing.

Zhu Qizhen can only see the back side, pick and choose among them, and turn over which brand he thinks is interesting to play, and then the corresponding concubine will come to sleep.

It is absolutely impossible for Zhu Qizhen's serious concubine to accept this kind of flopping.

This is a little secret between Zhu Qizhen and the sixteen concubines, except for Chen Xiang, no one else knows about it.

This is also the reason why Chen Xiang is highly valued by Zhu Qizhen. Chen Xiang is simple and stupid, he only knows how to execute, and he doesn't know how to think and point fingers.

Zhu Qizhen looked around and found that the playing methods on two of the wooden cards were particularly interesting, so he smiled and said: "Okay, just these two, let them wash and wait for me."

Chen Xiang arranged everything, and when the two concubines respectfully let the emperor enter the inner room, Chen Xiang came to guard the gate of the hall.

Chen Xiang was a little curious, why would his own emperor know about the emperor and his favorite concubines?Could it be that there are some rumors?

Thinking of this, Chen Xiang called his most confidant little eunuch, and asked curiously: "Is there any rumor about the emperor's favorite concubines?"

The little eunuch nodded, and quietly replied: "Godfather, you are amazing, my son is about to report to your old man, a booklet called "The Secret Record of the Demon Concubine" suddenly spread out last night.

It should probably be regarded as a story book. In the form of secret anecdotes, it records the absurd deeds of a certain emperor and his concubines in the harem during the Five Dynasties. The descriptions are so detailed and bold that even his son blushes and his heart beats when he reads it.

But anyone with a discerning eye can see who this pamphlet is alluding to.

In the morning, when the godfather went to be on duty in the supervisor of ceremonies, Director Xing dedicated a booklet collected from the workshop to the emperor. "

It turned out that this was the case, Chen Xiang suddenly realized, no wonder his emperor is a little unusual today.

Chen Xiang rubbed his forehead with his hand, feeling a headache.

However, blessings come without pairs, and misfortunes never come singly.

The little eunuch tugged at Chen Xiang's sleeve before he could understand what was going on in front of him: "Godfather, godfather, the two empresses are coming this way together."

Chen Xiang was so frightened that he suddenly raised his head, took a closer look, and almost fell to the ground.

In the distance, two women walked side by side at the front, and one of them was limping, who else could it be if it wasn't Queen Qian?

The one who can walk side by side with Empress Qian is naturally Empress Zhou.

God, sin!
Chen Xiang was in a dilemma, he hesitated for a while, and then he made up his mind that he was going to disregard the disrespect to the queen, and let him know first.

Then Chen Xiang was about to run back, but he was grabbed by someone.

Chen Xiang looked back, and saw that it was Ruan Rang, the general manager of Empress Qian's palace.

It turned out that Ruan Rang had been ahead of the two queens, and quietly approached him.Chen Xiang kept whispering to the little eunuch, but he didn't notice.

Chen Xiang had no choice but to reprimand him.Ruan Rang is also the eunuch of Bingbi, the supervisor of ceremonies, and the chief executive of the Changchun Palace of the former Empress Qian.Now he has moved to Nangong and still serves as the head of Queen Qian's palace.

Chen Xiang had no choice but to kneel down with the little eunuch to welcome the two queens.

Not long after, Empress Qian and Empress Zhou approached.

Empress Qian scolded angrily, "Okay, Chen Xiang, you are so bold. You dare to disregard the safety of the dragon body and instigate His Majesty to announce... Huh, you dare to let your concubines seduce Your Majesty, you deserve death." .

If your majesty's old illness relapses, or if your reputation is damaged, I will directly order someone to stick you to death.

What are you doing in a daze, why don't you lead the way. "

Chen Xiang had no choice but to stand up and lead the two queens into the hall.

Taking advantage of everyone not paying attention, Chen Xiang quietly winked at his confidant eunuch, signaling him to stand outside and keep watch, so there is no need to go in.

Because everyone who goes in today will definitely be hated by their own emperor.And Chen Xiang is a very protective person, he is very good to his cronies and godsons.

There are prominent eunuchs in the inner court, and most of them will be like this.Eunuchs have no sons, so if they want to maintain their influence in the inner court, they have to rely on godsons and godsons.

If you are a godfather, you can't protect your godsons and grandchildren, who will hang out with you in the future.

Empress Qian and Empress Zhou were not stupid enough to make a big fuss, so they brought a total of five palace maids and eunuchs.

Including Chen Xiang, a total of eight people entered Zhu Qizhen's bedroom.

A group of people went straight to the inner room, and as soon as they reached the door, they heard all kinds of obscenities coming from inside, and they couldn't hear it.

The two queens and the three maids blushed immediately.

Empress Qian, who was still rational, was irritated by these words.

His good emperor, His Majesty, was completely spoiled by those sixteen concubines.

Empress Qian rushed into the inner room full of righteous indignation, and Chen Xiang pretended to stop her, and followed into the inner room.

Seeing that Chen Xiang had gone in, the other two eunuchs no longer hesitated.

The crowd surrounded Queen Zhou and entered the inner room.

The scene was unsightly and indescribable.

Zhu Qizhen was in high spirits, but suddenly found that his two concubines had quieted down, looking towards the door in horror.

Zhu Qizhen turned his head to look, and was taken aback.

In front of him, the two empresses, three court ladies, and three eunuchs were staring at him and the two concubines with different expressions.

Before Queen Qian could speak a lesson, Zhu Qizhen himself became furious.

Although Zhu Qizhen's concept is different from his younger brother's, he doesn't think eunuchs are men, and he doesn't care that eunuchs see their own women.

But suddenly a group of people broke in to watch his performance, and they didn't take his majesty as the emperor seriously.

Zhu Qizhen scolded angrily: "Are you going to rebel? Without my call, who let you in?"

Everyone quickly knelt down, but Empress Qian did not back down, crying and remonstrating: "Your Majesty, how can you disregard the saint's etiquette, not in the daytime, and concubines are not allowed to talk nonsense.

To be His Majesty's concubine, you must be chaste and respectful, how can you be so disregarding etiquette and shameless.

Besides, His Majesty's health has not yet recovered, once the old illness relapses, or the scandal spreads, what should we do? "

Before Zhu Qizhen could answer, Empress Qian scolded Chen Xiang and Ruan Rang: "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you quickly pull these two shameless women down and stick them to death?"

"Yes."

Ruan Rang agreed, but still knelt on the spot, hesitating, and didn't make a move.

Chen Xiang even lowered his head and did not speak.

"Scandal? I am with my concubine, and we are aboveboard, and you call it a scandal?"

Zhu Qizhen asked Queen Zhou: "Mr. Zhou, what do you say?"

(End of this chapter)