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"Hahaha~"

"Little thief, go with me to see the master!"

Qing Dou kicked Yang Jian over and laughed happily.

"Uncle Qingdou..."

"You definitely did it on purpose..."

Yang Jian lay on the ground, wanting to cry but without tears.

"That's right, someone did it on purpose!"

Qing Dou said bluntly.

"Boy, if the master hadn't come back, do you think I would let you go so easily?"

Qing Dou said with a smile.

As he said that, he reached out and grabbed Yang Jian's belt, and lifted Yang Jian up with one hand.

Seeing this scene, Brother Monkey blinked and waved his hands happily.

"Okay, okay~"

“Fun~”

Brother Monkey was on the beam, laughing.

"Monkey Sun, come down too!"

Qing Dou glared at the bull's eye and shouted to Brother Monkey.

"No~"

"Okay, okay, my grandson will come down right now."

Brother Monkey turned over and jumped down from the beam.

"Brother Qingdou, you are so awesome~"

"Especially the kicking method of kicking the three eyes~"

Brother Monkey came to Qing Dou's side and started patting the horse with a smile...

Shoot the bullshit!
"Hahaha~"

"When a certain fight happened, he wasn't even weaned yet!"

Qing Dou smiled proudly and pointed at Yang Jian.

Obviously, Qingdou was very useful to Brother Monkey's flattery.

"Hehe~"

"Brother Qingdou, you have to testify for me. I am not with the Three Eyes."

Brother Monkey said with a smile.

"Ok?"

"Whether you two are working together, I will judge for myself. I will not wrongly accuse you."

After hearing Brother Monkey's words, Qing Dou's laughter stopped abruptly. He glanced at Brother Monkey and said in a deep voice.

"Okay, okay, I, Old Sun, know~"

"Let's go find Laojun~"

After hearing what Qing Dou said, Brother Monkey was not angry and said with a smile.

Brother Monkey didn't care at all whether he and Yang Jian were together or whether he stole the elixir.

No big deal!
At most, he was just nagged by Taishang Laojun, and finally asked Yang Jian to take out the stolen elixir.

For people other than disciples of the three religions, Taishang Laojun is still very tolerant.

When Taishang Laojun was caught stealing elixirs, if what he stole was not a valuable elixir, Taishang Laojun would just nag a few words and not take back the stolen elixirs.

Even after nagging, they would also boast that if they could enter the Tusita Palace to steal the elixir, that was because they were capable.

But if you are a disciple of the three religions...

That would be interesting!

There is a high probability that the stolen elixir will not be returned.

But the treatment...

But it's not so good.

After a severe beating, he will definitely not be able to escape.

So when Qingdou said that he was going to see Taishang Laojun, Brother Monkey was not afraid at all, but he could still laugh.

What the monkey brother was really worried about was that he broke the laurel tree and secretly took away a branch of the laurel tree.

This is a great sin!
Even Brother Monkey has to be careful.

Back then, Yang Jian had a crush on Chang'e, so he once broke a branch of the laurel tree with one punch.

With Yang Jian's identity, he didn't even dare to admit it.

Later, he was also blackmailed using this as an excuse.

As the nephew of the Jade Emperor, the god of law enforcement in heaven, and the god of war who obeys orders but not declarations, Yang Jian, of course, has to be cautious.

Qing Dou carried Yang Jian and walked out of Doushu Palace.

Brother Monkey followed behind with a smile.

As soon as I walked out of Tushita Palace, I saw Taishang Laojun coming with auspicious clouds and an air of immortality.

"I've met the master!"

Qingdou saluted the Supreme Lord.

"No~"

"I have seen Laojun!"

Brother Monkey also saluted the Supreme Lord.

"Get up!"

Taishang Laojun said with a smile.

"You monkey, why do you come to my Tushita Palace?"

Taishang Laojun looked at Brother Monkey with a smile. "Hmm~"

"Laojun, I, my grandson, are here to visit~"

Brother Monkey said with a smile.

"Visiting?"

"Are you coming to visit my Tushita Palace?"

"I'm afraid it's because you're not so kind and you're thinking about my elixir again, right?"

Taishang Laojun joked with a smile.

"No, no~"

"Laojun, please stop talking nonsense~"

"My grandson doesn't have any~"

"My grandson is not that kind of monkey."

Hearing what Taishang Laojun said, Brother Monkey waved his hands repeatedly. Brother Monkey would not be able to bear this responsibility.

Although Brother Monkey is thinking about Taishang Laojun's elixir, it's not just once or twice.

But this time, Brother Monkey was not thinking about the elixir. It was Yang Jian who was worried about the elixir. Brother Monkey would never take the blame for Yang Jian.

Taishang Laojun looked at Brother Monkey with a smile.

That look...

It's like watching...

The monkey who plays monkey~
Anyway, Brother Monkey wants to scratch someone!

"Old man, I am not thinking about your elixir this time. You should ask Qing Dou."

Although Brother Monkey was not the one who stole the elixir, Brother Monkey stole the laurel tree. He felt guilty as a thief and did not want to talk to Taishang Laojun.

Brother Monkey knows that Taishang Laojun is a scheming guy and he can tell fortunes!
After hearing Brother Monkey's words, Taishang Laojun looked at Qingdou and asked, "Qingdou, what happened?"

"Back to my lord, this little thief stole the elixir..."

Qing Dou replied angrily.

As he said that, he threw Yang Jian, who was holding in his hand, to the ground.

"Little thief?"

Hearing this, Taishang Laojun raised his eyebrows and looked at Yang Jian lying on the ground with interest.

Yang Jian raised his head, looked at the Supreme Lord, and smiled awkwardly: "Yang Jian has become the master!"

Seeing Yang Jian, Taishang Laojun smiled.

He said, "He is indeed a little thief!"

Yang Jian:……

Hearing this, Yang Jian was embarrassed.

"Hey hey hey..."

Brother Monkey smiled and bent over.

"Thief Sun, tell me."

"What did you steal grandpa?"

Taishang Laojun ignored Yang Jian's embarrassment, raised his eyebrows, and asked with a smile.

hey~
When this old man talks, it sounds like he is cursing.

But Yang Jian is still a real grandson...

It’s quite depressing!
"Nine...nine-turn golden elixir..."

Yang Jian stammered in reply.

"Oh?"

"How many are there?"

Taishang Laojun asked with a smile.

There was no trace of joy or anger on his face.

Yang Jian stretched out two fingers and replied guiltily: "Two, two..."

"Oh~"

“What a great grandson grandpa is~”

Taishang Laojun said in a long voice.

Obviously he was deliberately teasing his grandson.

Yang Jian: It sounds like you are scolding me!
"Since you stole two Nine-turn Golden Pills, let's draw them..."

"Nine-nine-eighty-one, two-eight-one-sixteen..."

"Just make it up and smoke two hundred whisks!"

Taishang Laojun said with a smile.

We don’t know how Taishang Laojun settled the account. Anyway, Yang Jian can’t escape after being beaten.

"what?"

"Still fighting..."

Hearing this, Yang Jian almost cried.

He just gave Qing Dou a good beating.

I originally thought that this was Taishang Laojun's punishment for stealing the elixir, but I didn't expect...

It's completely the interest Qingdou collected in advance.

"how?"

"Do you think two hundred is too little?"

Hearing this, Taishang Laojun glanced at Yang Jian and asked with a smile.