cage rose

"Order takeaway, can't you go to a restaurant?"

"Going out to eat when you're old? I don't want to. You'll be beaten if you go out. You'd better teach me first, just don't tell others."

"Whether you listen to me or not, how do you do what I tell you to do?"

"Wipe the table? I'll do it now."

He Shenyan had a mournful face, growing up so big, it was the first time for him to use his hands, and followed his aunt to learn to wipe the table.

If you don't learn, it will be too late.

It would be great if I was a girl. I was taught by my mother when I was a child, so I must have learned it long ago.God, those girls on the Internet, why are they screaming every day, the most annoying thing is that their mothers teach them to do housework?

Do they understand, this is not for getting married at all, okay?It is to prepare in advance for old age.When you get old, you don’t eat at home, but outside or alone when you eat.

The wolf will come and take him away.Wolves don't leave unless there's someone else in the house...

Oh my god, I finally understand why they teach girls not to learn housework from their mothers.Because they are wolves themselves, aren't they?
Don't you know it by looking at many nannies?Specially find the old man who can't do anything.Are you just waiting until the end to receive all their property?

Many experienced nannies went to their homes ahead of time, reminding them to learn how to do it by themselves.Once you have learned it, you can teach your own man.

But these women who don't want to do housework don't seem to understand a word they say.No wonder those nannies will be gone soon.Turns out that's what they were doing.

He Shenyan, who was thinking in a woman's way of thinking, immediately became nervous.Wipe the table cleaner than a mirror, and quickly ask Auntie to take a look after wiping.

How about a flamboyant expression?Men who have studied work differently, right?

Who knew that the aunt quickly gave him a blank look and looked at him like an idiot, "Why are you cleaning your table so clean? Do you want to wait for someone to come? To show off to others, the woman in our family Very good at doing things, isn't it?

Is there something wrong with your brain?Not sure what a clean table means? "

He Shenyan was dumbfounded again, "What does it mean?"

"It means that in this family, men and women belong together."

He Shenyan shook his head like a rattle, "I don't understand."

"Of course you don't understand, because you are still a man now, and you will understand when you become a woman."

"My God, why am I still a man? I'm even willing to do housework, why am I still a man?"

The aunt rolled her eyes again, "If women can do it so easily, the matter of having children will be left to you men. If you don't understand anything, you just know how to ask. Can you shut your mouth first and do things?" May I ask after you're done?

Now, go get the teacup, put it on the table, and go. "

"What does this mean?"

"It seems that this woman has no eyesight, the man has left, and she doesn't know how to help him bring the cup over.

Let me tell you what's good about you, you still dare to chase Miss Su like this.Where did you get your guts from? "

"You don't think I'm good enough for her, do you?"

"If she were my daughter, I wouldn't let her marry you."

"Isn't it okay to have money?"

"Hey, are you rich or are women rich? Women can have children, and it's not easy to want money? Those rich people who want to force their children will line up to find such a woman to have children. Such children After giving birth, how much money do you want?"

The aunt bumped He Shenyan aside, "Is there something wrong with your brain, do I have to follow you?"

"Auntie, can you save me some face when you scold me?"

"If you want face, learn from women. Whoever a woman wants to have face will definitely have face. If you don't understand such a simple truth, no wonder you can't even wipe the table."

"Then can I sweep the floor?"

"Oh, my God, can't you even pretend? No one is here now, why are you sweeping?"

"Why do people have to come to sweep the floor?"

"If no one comes and sees this woman next to her, she can't even sweep the floor, and dances with a broom when the guests come. Do you want to drive her out? How can the man have an excuse to throw the annoying Take the guests outside."

He Shenyan smiled, and looked at his aunt fawningly, "So my grandfather has a lot of things, did you teach him?"

"What do I teach him? It was taught by your grandma and wife. Is it too late for me to teach? I stay here to remind him."

He Shenyan discovered that the words spoken by real women are all exactly the same.But people who don't know how to distinguish will definitely get all the meanings wrong.

God, I should learn to do housework from her.When will I learn to wipe the table before asking questions.

Women are so powerful.No wonder grandpa got richer and richer later on, so I'd better be more humble in front of her in the future.It's better for the young master to put on less airs.

But as soon as he smiled, the aunt immediately gave him a warning look, "Didn't you do it right before, why change it?"

"Didn't I want to learn more from you?"

"I don't want others to know that what you know is learned from me. Go, hurry up and curry favor with your grandpa. Sitting next to him and being a grandson is what you should do."

"Okay, I'm going now!"

"If you don't want to go, don't agree so simply. You didn't often quarrel with me before, why did you agree so simply today? Do you not want to work? Go, go, go, I'm upset when I see you."

When He Shenyan walked out of this small building, there was only one thought in his mind, oh my god, it is too important for a woman to be able to do housework, I must learn it.

How did they come up with this method? They taught their children the way of dealing with people outside, using rags and brooms.

No wonder many women I meet in the workplace say that they have never encountered any danger.Unless it was the pervert encountered on the road, other things never happened at all.

It turns out that all the dangers have been rehearsed many times in advance, right?As soon as I saw this scene, I immediately thought of how my mother taught me when I was a child.

Who can stay at home and who must be kicked out.How to wipe the table at home when you don't want guests to come.Are there still many, many things to do?

Oh my God, why has no one written a book like this.Now is the time to teach them!
The outside is in such a mess, so I quickly picked up the rag and pretended that I didn't even know how to wipe the table.So that men think that they are at home since they were young, without their mothers teaching them, and they are far away from them?

And those men who really know how to wipe the table will definitely pick up the teacup and hand it to her, won't they?