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"Don't worry, the office door will always be open."

"Just don't let boring people in."

"I understand what you mean, I'll go up and clean it up now. The leader will come to inspect later, can you lend me a rag?"

A female colleague took a piece of cloth from her seat and gave it to him, "Return it after you use it up!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely wash it and send it back to you myself. I won't let anyone handle it in the middle."

"If you are busy, a colleague from the HR department will come to you, and you can ask him to bring the rag to me."

"I see, it's people from other departments, right? Is it important to leave it there?"

"Put it on the window sill and press it down with something so that the wind doesn't blow it away."

"Remember. I promise to do as required." He Shenyan held the rag like a treasure, and tilted his head at Jiang Yao, "Come with me quickly, don't be ashamed of yourself here. Hurry up and help me clean it." The elevator doors open."

He walked into the elevator cautiously, still wondering, "Oh my god, how do you wash this thing?"

Jiang Yao stretched out her hand, "Let me help you get it!"

He Shenyan quickly avoided with the towel on, "Are you crazy? You don't want to live, do you! Do you know that there is a dish called monkey brain. They will really tie you to the table and knock your head off oh!

You'd better hide behind me before they find you.If they know that I brought you, they must beat me to death. "

Jiang Yao rolled her eyes in disdain, "What's wrong with you these days? Why do I think you're weird, not like a man, but like a woman?"

"Do you think I'm annoying?"

"I just feel like you..."

"Not as promising as you think, is it?"

"A little bit. You look like this, how can you do something big?"

He Shenyan looked at the rag, "I don't even know how to wipe the table, so how can I make such a big deal?"

"The people in the personnel department are all from He Shenxing, and they are playing tricks on you."

"Who said they were playing me, they were teaching me. Oops, you're still a monkey, you know nothing!"

"You are a monkey!"

When Jiang Yao said these words, there was actually a little coquettish meaning in it.

The elevator door opened, and He Shenyan said to the front desk of the president's office, "Buy some bananas for this monkey."

The front desk immediately stood up, "I'll go buy it now."

"Buy fresh ones, buy more. See if you can gag her mouth. By the way, can you teach me how to wash a rag?"

"If you want to wipe the table, just wet it. After wiping, wash it with soap. There is one in the pantry."

"It's great, I can buy one less thing. I'm really afraid that I don't have enough money."

"If it's not enough, you can borrow it from us."

"Really, give me some cash and change and put it in my car later."

"You can just forward me on WeChat, and I will send you the money later."

"Oh my god, the bank doesn't have to run away, I'm going to wash the rag."

When He Shenyan trotted away, Jiang Yao felt that this company might be doing pyramid schemes.Otherwise, why is it so strange?
From morning to now, she seemed to have not heard a single word that a normal person should say.The relationship between subordinates and leaders is reversed.

Are they making some internal reforms, and they don't want outsiders to know.

Jiang Yao looked curiously at the front desk of the president's office, but she couldn't ask any more questions.He had no choice but to walk out of He Shenyan's office in embarrassment, and sat down in the secretary's seat.

The front desk followed immediately, "I will tell you the password of this computer, all the files are inside, you should familiarize yourself with it first.

If you don't understand anything these two days, you can ask us first.We are all colleagues and will definitely help. "

Jiang Yao's heart fell to the ground, the people upstairs seem to be doing things.

"Then tell me about the situation of the previous secretary. If there is anything that needs to be improved, I will adjust it myself."

"I can only talk to you about some simple process matters. I will teach you the office software. I'm afraid you have to ask him about the internal affairs of Mr. He's office."

"Of course. You must not understand the situation inside."

"Then come with me first. I'll take you to meet some bosses and show you some office space."

"Should I wait for Mr. He to come back and explain to him first?"

"No need, didn't he tell me just now, buy bananas for you to eat."

"What do you mean, you don't really buy bananas?"

"Of course not. You're not a monkey, what kind of bananas are you eating?"

"Then what exactly does this sentence mean?"

"That means you are one of your own."

oh!Jiang Yao nodded with a look of sudden realization. It seems that their company really has a set of codes, and it may be rare to integrate into them.Did they all learn these things from those big Internet companies? Not everyone should have a fancy name, right?

He Shenyan rushed out from the tea room, and when he passed by her, he said, "Don't monkeys should stay in trees? Why are you still standing here? This is where gorillas stay. Why do you even connect monkeys and trees?" Gorillas can't tell the difference."

Jiang Yao was speechless, looking at the front desk, why a girl named herself Gorilla, how ugly.

Unable to understand, and really helpless, he forgot all about what the front desk said just now that he would take her to meet other people on the floor, and followed He Shenyan back to the office.

Unexpectedly, he was really cleaning. He threw all the messy things on his desk into the trash can, and asked the front desk to bring some for him when he couldn't put them away. Finally, he threw away all the things in the drawer. go in.

The front desk stopped it, "Wait a minute, you throw it away without checking it."

"These two drawers haven't been opened much since I came here."

"Then check it too, if there is something important in it, or what is the key."

"What should I do?"

"Forget it, give it to me, I'll just check it when I throw it away."

He Shenyan looked at the garbage bag and stuffed it for her, "Then I will trouble you."

"Do you need me to wipe the table for you?"

"No, no, can you tell me where the ashtray should be placed?"

"If you don't want to smoke in your seat, put it on the coffee table. I'll take the previous one out and hand it over to the administration for safekeeping. Maybe it will come in handy in the future."

"Isn't it too obvious to put two?"

"That's right, someone put two ashtrays on the coffee table. It seems like they have nothing to do, and they look forward to chatting with others every day."