My little ancestor in the underworld, what's wrong with having a vest with more than a billion
Chapter 38 I went out today without reading the almanac
Fan Wuhu was helpless.
I definitely didn't read the almanac when I went out today, otherwise why would I run into this big sister again.
He still remembered that he had encountered the same situation last time.
He failed to bring the evil spirit back, and was severely criticized by Hades, who also punished him to soak in the water of the underworld for three days and three nights.
He didn't want to recall the taste of it even if he killed him.
As a result, today...
Fan Wujiu put his eyes on Yu Mengmeng, pointed at her and said, "Forget it, let her go with me, otherwise I won't be able to do business."
Although this ghost looks so-so, it still managed to complete the KPI. I hope Hades won't take his anger out on him.
Yu Mengmeng quickly refused: "I, I don't want to, I don't want to be an ant!"
Fan Wujiu said angrily: "Don't worry, if you want to be an ant, it's not your turn."
Yu Mengmeng:? ?
Cang Ning smiled and said: "It's okay, the underworld is short of manpower now, if you go down with Fan Wu, maybe you can find a good position, by the way, if that's the case, you can take Uncle Zhao with you."
As she said that, she summoned Zhao Daniu to her, Zhao Daniu who was sleeping didn't know why, after hearing Cang Ning's explanation, she quickly refused: "Girl, I think I'm fine now, I don't want to reincarnate at all. "
He doesn't even want to be a sea urchin, okay?
"That won't work, you take up too much space!"
Cang Ning's mouth is hard and her heart is soft. Their long-term stay in the world will damage their souls and bodies. Now that Fan Wujiu can lead them into the underworld, it is the best destination for them.
Fan Wujiu flicked his mourning stick and shouted, "Let's go!"
The two ghosts Zhao Daniu and Yu Mengmeng looked at Cang Ning reluctantly, followed closely behind Fan Wujiu, and disappeared into the night.
Cang Ning returned to the accommodation by the moonlight, Mo Lin, a virtuous ghost, had been waiting in her room for a long time!
After seeing off the two ghosts, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.
There is no need to hear Zhao Daniu's sudden nagging in her ear anymore.
"By the way, have you found out the result of my second brother's incident?"
Mo Lin nodded: "Well, someone named Cai Sisi sent a message that day, I think it's quite suspicious."
Cai Sisi?
Cang Ning squinted her eyes, looking at the news posted on her platform, as if she was complacent about something.
Could it really have something to do with her?
Forget it, most of the world is not as big as sleeping, so she woke up thinking about it first, and after thinking about it, she fell asleep on the bed.
The next morning, there was a large bag of chicken feces in their yard, next to a sleeping imp.
He kept muttering in his mouth: "Dead chicken, go away."
Cang Ning did not expect that this brat was so diligent and cleaned up all the chicken droppings in one night.
But what a pity!
He has become a tool spirit and cannot be reincarnated.
Otherwise, he could have gone with Zhao Daniu and the others last night.
The guests who lived with Cang Ning had already gotten used to this. After they washed up, they started to ferment and dry the chicken manure according to the process!
For a moment, the whole yard was filled with an indescribable smell.
People passing by looked inside from time to time, and then they tightly covered their noses and left the place quickly.
Soon, the news spread, and no one passed by their yard within a radius of 500 meters, for fear of being stimulated by these biochemical bombs.
As for Lou Yu and the others, while holding their breath, they resisted the urge to retch, and finished drying the feces.
Finally, they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, Brother Lou Yu, let me tell you, I came across a nice bathing place on the back mountain a few days ago. It's a hot spring."
When Lou Yu heard that it was a hot spring, she immediately became interested.
And Jiang Yuan on the side was already very familiar with them, when he heard the word hot spring, he directly hooked their shoulders and said, "Hey, brother, I heard what you said."
"Why, do you want to try it too?"
"Hmm, I haven't tried an open-air hot spring yet."
Lou Yu smelled the stinky smell on her body, and said with a smile: "Why don't we try it together?"
"Row."
They hurriedly put down their tools and secretly went to the back mountain to soak in the hot springs. They had just walked halfway when they heard faint rustling sounds from the grass.
They lifted the grass and found a pregnant woman in a red dress lying on the grass, looking at everyone with a pale face, with blood flowing between her legs and feet.
"help me!!"
"Hurry up, call 120 quickly, and let the ambulance come to rescue her!" Lou Yu shouted.
Jiang Yuan pursed his lips and dissuaded him: "Xiao Yu, she, she is not human!!"
The ghost pregnant woman looked at them pitifully, Lou Yu and the others couldn't bear it, but they also knew that people and ghosts have different paths, and they didn't know what would happen if they helped her rashly.
But if you don't help, you won't be able to pass the test in your heart.
"Then what should I do?" Lou Yu walked back and forth in a hurry, and then he thought of Cang Ning: "This is not far from the accommodation, I'll go back and find Sister Cang Ning, maybe I can save her!"
Another person pointed at the female ghost's lower body and said in surprise, "It's too late, the child's head is coming out! Those of you who have learned first aid, get the child out first."
Lou Yu tried to stay calm, carefully recalling what the teacher said when learning first aid in the previous drama, he wanted to cry without tears: "This first aid is completely different from giving birth!"
"Hey, ghost sister, don't worry, follow me and take a deep breath first!"
At this time, more and more lonely ghosts came running over, trying to snatch the ghost baby under the female ghost.
"No, no, please, don't take my child!"
"Don't be afraid, we don't want your child, we're just helping you." Then, he turned his head and asked, "Brother Jiang Yuan, you are a special guest. It stands to reason that you carry your mobile phone with you, why don't you make a phone call?" Ask Sister Cang Ning how to deal with this situation?"
Jiang Yuan also knew the priorities and nodded.
She quickly called Cang Ning, and it was the cameraman brother who answered the phone for her. At this time, they were clearing the weeds in the field.
Hearing that it was Jiang Yuan's call, she quickly put the tools aside and picked up the phone.
"Hey, second brother, what's the matter?"
"We met a ghostly pregnant woman on the back mountain. She is about to give birth. What should I do?"
"Houshan? What are you going to do in Houshan?"
Jiang Yuan's face tightened, and he stammered: "No, nothing!" He was always embarrassed to tell her that he wanted to go to the hot spring to be lazy.
Cang Ning didn't continue to ask, and thought for a moment and said: "Actually, it's very simple. You just need to help her deliver the baby like a human being. However, newborn ghost babies are very fragile, and you have strong yang energy, so every 1 In minutes, you need to wipe your hands with banana leaves to isolate your yang energy."
"Also, you have to pay attention to the lonely ghosts around you who want to snatch the ghost babies. They like this kind of newborn ghost babies very much. It's a great treat for them!"
Because they turned on the loudspeaker, they wrote down what Cang Ning said one by one, and then prepared to deliver the ghost pregnant woman.
I definitely didn't read the almanac when I went out today, otherwise why would I run into this big sister again.
He still remembered that he had encountered the same situation last time.
He failed to bring the evil spirit back, and was severely criticized by Hades, who also punished him to soak in the water of the underworld for three days and three nights.
He didn't want to recall the taste of it even if he killed him.
As a result, today...
Fan Wujiu put his eyes on Yu Mengmeng, pointed at her and said, "Forget it, let her go with me, otherwise I won't be able to do business."
Although this ghost looks so-so, it still managed to complete the KPI. I hope Hades won't take his anger out on him.
Yu Mengmeng quickly refused: "I, I don't want to, I don't want to be an ant!"
Fan Wujiu said angrily: "Don't worry, if you want to be an ant, it's not your turn."
Yu Mengmeng:? ?
Cang Ning smiled and said: "It's okay, the underworld is short of manpower now, if you go down with Fan Wu, maybe you can find a good position, by the way, if that's the case, you can take Uncle Zhao with you."
As she said that, she summoned Zhao Daniu to her, Zhao Daniu who was sleeping didn't know why, after hearing Cang Ning's explanation, she quickly refused: "Girl, I think I'm fine now, I don't want to reincarnate at all. "
He doesn't even want to be a sea urchin, okay?
"That won't work, you take up too much space!"
Cang Ning's mouth is hard and her heart is soft. Their long-term stay in the world will damage their souls and bodies. Now that Fan Wujiu can lead them into the underworld, it is the best destination for them.
Fan Wujiu flicked his mourning stick and shouted, "Let's go!"
The two ghosts Zhao Daniu and Yu Mengmeng looked at Cang Ning reluctantly, followed closely behind Fan Wujiu, and disappeared into the night.
Cang Ning returned to the accommodation by the moonlight, Mo Lin, a virtuous ghost, had been waiting in her room for a long time!
After seeing off the two ghosts, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.
There is no need to hear Zhao Daniu's sudden nagging in her ear anymore.
"By the way, have you found out the result of my second brother's incident?"
Mo Lin nodded: "Well, someone named Cai Sisi sent a message that day, I think it's quite suspicious."
Cai Sisi?
Cang Ning squinted her eyes, looking at the news posted on her platform, as if she was complacent about something.
Could it really have something to do with her?
Forget it, most of the world is not as big as sleeping, so she woke up thinking about it first, and after thinking about it, she fell asleep on the bed.
The next morning, there was a large bag of chicken feces in their yard, next to a sleeping imp.
He kept muttering in his mouth: "Dead chicken, go away."
Cang Ning did not expect that this brat was so diligent and cleaned up all the chicken droppings in one night.
But what a pity!
He has become a tool spirit and cannot be reincarnated.
Otherwise, he could have gone with Zhao Daniu and the others last night.
The guests who lived with Cang Ning had already gotten used to this. After they washed up, they started to ferment and dry the chicken manure according to the process!
For a moment, the whole yard was filled with an indescribable smell.
People passing by looked inside from time to time, and then they tightly covered their noses and left the place quickly.
Soon, the news spread, and no one passed by their yard within a radius of 500 meters, for fear of being stimulated by these biochemical bombs.
As for Lou Yu and the others, while holding their breath, they resisted the urge to retch, and finished drying the feces.
Finally, they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, Brother Lou Yu, let me tell you, I came across a nice bathing place on the back mountain a few days ago. It's a hot spring."
When Lou Yu heard that it was a hot spring, she immediately became interested.
And Jiang Yuan on the side was already very familiar with them, when he heard the word hot spring, he directly hooked their shoulders and said, "Hey, brother, I heard what you said."
"Why, do you want to try it too?"
"Hmm, I haven't tried an open-air hot spring yet."
Lou Yu smelled the stinky smell on her body, and said with a smile: "Why don't we try it together?"
"Row."
They hurriedly put down their tools and secretly went to the back mountain to soak in the hot springs. They had just walked halfway when they heard faint rustling sounds from the grass.
They lifted the grass and found a pregnant woman in a red dress lying on the grass, looking at everyone with a pale face, with blood flowing between her legs and feet.
"help me!!"
"Hurry up, call 120 quickly, and let the ambulance come to rescue her!" Lou Yu shouted.
Jiang Yuan pursed his lips and dissuaded him: "Xiao Yu, she, she is not human!!"
The ghost pregnant woman looked at them pitifully, Lou Yu and the others couldn't bear it, but they also knew that people and ghosts have different paths, and they didn't know what would happen if they helped her rashly.
But if you don't help, you won't be able to pass the test in your heart.
"Then what should I do?" Lou Yu walked back and forth in a hurry, and then he thought of Cang Ning: "This is not far from the accommodation, I'll go back and find Sister Cang Ning, maybe I can save her!"
Another person pointed at the female ghost's lower body and said in surprise, "It's too late, the child's head is coming out! Those of you who have learned first aid, get the child out first."
Lou Yu tried to stay calm, carefully recalling what the teacher said when learning first aid in the previous drama, he wanted to cry without tears: "This first aid is completely different from giving birth!"
"Hey, ghost sister, don't worry, follow me and take a deep breath first!"
At this time, more and more lonely ghosts came running over, trying to snatch the ghost baby under the female ghost.
"No, no, please, don't take my child!"
"Don't be afraid, we don't want your child, we're just helping you." Then, he turned his head and asked, "Brother Jiang Yuan, you are a special guest. It stands to reason that you carry your mobile phone with you, why don't you make a phone call?" Ask Sister Cang Ning how to deal with this situation?"
Jiang Yuan also knew the priorities and nodded.
She quickly called Cang Ning, and it was the cameraman brother who answered the phone for her. At this time, they were clearing the weeds in the field.
Hearing that it was Jiang Yuan's call, she quickly put the tools aside and picked up the phone.
"Hey, second brother, what's the matter?"
"We met a ghostly pregnant woman on the back mountain. She is about to give birth. What should I do?"
"Houshan? What are you going to do in Houshan?"
Jiang Yuan's face tightened, and he stammered: "No, nothing!" He was always embarrassed to tell her that he wanted to go to the hot spring to be lazy.
Cang Ning didn't continue to ask, and thought for a moment and said: "Actually, it's very simple. You just need to help her deliver the baby like a human being. However, newborn ghost babies are very fragile, and you have strong yang energy, so every 1 In minutes, you need to wipe your hands with banana leaves to isolate your yang energy."
"Also, you have to pay attention to the lonely ghosts around you who want to snatch the ghost babies. They like this kind of newborn ghost babies very much. It's a great treat for them!"
Because they turned on the loudspeaker, they wrote down what Cang Ning said one by one, and then prepared to deliver the ghost pregnant woman.
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