The queen's vest fell off, I picked it up for you

"It really stinks. There is such a smell at the gate of the dignified general's mansion." Yun Mumu pinched her nose and made a strange sound when she spoke.

"Your Majesty, it's already here, you should knock on the door." Zhou Cheng took a step back.

He considered himself a clever little ghost, but what he didn't expect was that Yun Mumu took two steps back and said, "Go ahead, you are taller and stronger than Ben Gong, and knocking on the door must be better than Ben Gong's." good."

Zhou Cheng: ...

The two stood in the cold wind, embarrassed for a long time, and finally Zhou Cheng was defeated.

Reluctantly stepped up the stairs and came to the tall vermilion gate.

Taking a deep breath, he tidied up his appearance, held the copper ring, and tapped it lightly.

After knocking three times, before he could tell his name and background, the door was opened from the inside.

With a polite smile on Zhou Cheng's face, he was just about to say hello to him.

I saw three or five servants, each holding two dung buckets full of dung.

He stood aggressively in front of Zhou Cheng, glaring at Zhou Cheng viciously.

At this moment, seeing the dung bucket full of dung in their hands, Yun Mumu finally understood the source of the stench.

"Little Heizi, run quickly." Yun Mumu, who had no time to think, shouted at Zhou Cheng, then turned around and ran away.

Zhou Cheng's smile froze on his face, and he quickly turned around to follow.

The two of them turned their heads and started running. They didn't know how far they ran, but they were afraid that if they ran too slowly, the servants would throw shit on them.

"vomit……"

Yun Mumu ran too fast, inhaled too much cold wind, and her breath smelled like manure, she retched.

"Your Majesty, are you okay?" Zhou Cheng was a man after all. Although he was also sick, he could bear it, and he didn't retch like Yun Mumu.

"Vag... vomit..."

Yun Mumu was panting while vomiting.

fine?Is it all right?
Almost freaked out.

She was so famous in Yunmumu's first generation, and she was almost taken away with several buckets of dung.

"Wow, I've heard that Old General Tong has a strange temperament. Who would have expected this old man to be so ruthless?"

Thinking of the scene just now, Zhou Cheng couldn't help but turn pale. In addition to being frightened, he didn't forget to pat Yun Mumu's back to calm him down.

"I finally know now... Uh..." Yun Mumu was so disgusted that she couldn't even utter a complete sentence.

She finally knew why Duan Yihuang said that he dared not see Old General Tong anymore, this old man is absolutely dead.

Zhou Cheng kindly patted Yun Mumu's back to make him feel better. After Yun Mumu recovered a little, he looked at Zhou Cheng with the look of looking at shit.

Then she took a big step back, and her eyes clearly said: You were so close to the dung bucket just now, did you already get dung on your body?

Zhou Cheng naturally understood the look in her eyes, and explained with a bitter face: "Mother, I didn't..."

Before the word "stained with dung" could be said, Yun Mumu took another three steps back.

Explanation is useless, you are just covered in manure, and you smell like manure.

Zhou Cheng: ...

His face froze, his handsome scholarly face turned red, and he roared angrily, "I'm not stained with feces, not at all..."

Yun Mumu: "Who knows, anyway, the smell is stained."

Zhou Cheng already burst into tears in his heart.

He really didn't touch it...

After a long time, the two of them got rid of all the smell of manure.