The queen's vest fell off, I picked it up for you

Chapter 43 [43] The first beauty, the emperor

"Your majesty, it's not my concubines who are bragging about you. With your appearance, no one dares to call you the second most beautiful woman in the four continents and four countries."

After finishing speaking, Yun Mumu brought a glazed mirror and straightened it for Duan Yixuan to shine on.

When Duan Yihuang looked at himself in the glazed mirror, he almost got stuck with a mouthful of old blood.

this?The most beautiful woman in the four continents?

The powder on the face is eager to paste all the rouge powder in the world on the face, and the cheeks are so red, is it a monkey's butt?

And the mouth, the flaming red lips, the green thing around the eyes?

It's a big monster that eats people, she calls me good-looking?

Isn't this crazy woman's aesthetics online?

I can't stand it, I can't stand it at all, I have to wash it off.

"Mmmmmmm..." (wash it for me, I don't want this ghostly look)
"Okay, ok, my concubine understands, do you have any regrets after watching it? It's a pity that you can't kiss this extremely beautiful face of yours?"

Duan Yihuang: ...

I'm sorry, my sister, I'm sorry.

Duan Yihuang: (Author, let me get up now, it seems that I won't fight with you.)
Bingqiao hurriedly reminded: "Your Majesty, stop appreciating the beauty of the emperor, it's getting late, let's send the emperor on his way."

Why does this sound so awkward?

Yun Mumu took a look at Duan Yihuang's complexion, and it turned out that June was frosty.

"It's taking the emperor to see a doctor." She corrected Bingqiao.

"Yes, yes, I took the emperor to see a doctor. The emperor forgives the sin, and the slaves are out of their mouths."

Bingqiao also realized her slip of the tongue, and quickly bowed her head and confessed.

When she is nervous, she will speak incoherently, this problem needs to be corrected.

"Ajiu, are you ready for everything?" Yun Mumu asked Ajiu on the other side.

"Well, girl, don't worry, the car is at the door." Ah Jiu nodded.

Turning around, a cart came in and pushed it to the side of the dragon couch.

Bingqiao pointed to the car and explained to Duan Yixuan: "Your Majesty, this is the car where Yexiang was poured in the palace, but don't worry, the servant girl and Sister Ajiu will definitely clean it after a few hours of washing."

A drop of sweat fell from Yun Mumu's forehead, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "Bing... Bingqiao, there is no need to explain this."

Let Tangtang get on Ye Xiang's car, Duan Yihuang's temper will definitely growl again.

Sure enough, the man's face looked as if dark clouds were overwhelming the city.

Then, as they loaded him into the car, he kept banging it with his only moving head.

"Hmm..." (I don't want to get in this car, I want to kill the three of you.)
He, Duan Yihuang, is not the emperor now, but a toy, Yun Mumu's toy...

At the moment of Chou, although there were still many places in the palace where the lights were not turned off, it was very quiet.

Yexiang's car is on the blue brick road, the voice is very clear.

Ah Jiu was left in the Lingyun Palace to sit under cover, while Yun Mumu and Bing Qiao pushed the small cart to the place agreed with the imperial doctor.

The two of them didn't dare to take the big road, but walked some small paths that were overgrown with weeds and hadn't been tended for a long time.

It took a lot of trouble to stabilize the car.

Duan Yihuang was dressed in women's clothing and was tied to the car by them with white silk. He swore that this was the most embarrassing moment in his life.

Along the way, the three of them were silent, Yun Mumu suddenly said: "Your Majesty, when you recover, you must reward me and Bingqiao well."

(End of this chapter)