LOL: I really don't want to go back and inherit the family property
Chapter 133 My blowjob is not bad, right?
Chapter 133 My blowjob is not bad, right?
PS: The content of the previous chapter has been changed, and the five blacks have been changed to double rows. It is recommended to go back and read it again
The following text:
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【? ? ? 】
[No, this devilish laughter, Lite-on, are you sure that the one you are connecting with is a first-line female idol, isn't it a funny comparison? 】
[Hahahahaha, the familiar milk dragon roars, it has to be you, Pu Zhiyan! 】
[I watched it no less than a hundred times every minute and every second. I thought she was a sexy goddess on and off the stage. This really subverted my perception.]
【Does Wang Shicong understand or not?Such a woman with a show effect, why don't you hurry up and arrange a live broadcast for her?It just so happened that the dragon cubs had nothing to do after returning to Korea. 】
In the voice, Pu Zhiyan's roar of milk dragon has not been interrupted.
"Why? Why did you end up in the bottom lane of SKT? Lin Qiguang, talk to me!"
Lin Qiguang wanted to laugh, but he held back.
His account is still the original "ROX Flashlight" account. Although he didn't touch Hanbok after participating in the World Championships in the United States, this account has now dropped to Diamond [-], but the hidden points are still there.
And the Wolverine team on the opposite side hasn't played for a long time. One drill has 100 points, and the other master has 27 points. They should have just started to recover their rank today, so it's not surprising that Lin Qiguang is ranked.
After roaring for a while, Park Zhiyan acted coquettishly: "Lin Qiguang, what are you talking about, I really want to quit the game, why don't we play Overwatch? Or how about CSGO?"
Nai Meng is acting like a baby, if it were someone else, she would have been turned into a baby at this moment.
It's a pity that Lin Qiguang is invulnerable, he only wants to improve the effect of the show.
"It's okay, we just need to develop insignificantly. We have a short board like you on our side, and the opposite bottom lane has a wolf stick combination, so there is a high probability that they will have a short board worse than you." Lin Qiguang said comfortingly.
But these words are nothing like consolation.
Pu Zhiyan naturally understood the meaning of this sentence, and the milk dragon instantly turned into an evil dragon, "Huh, you bastard, if you want to scold me, just say so! Just wait, I'm going to explode that bang in this round!"
Very good and very energetic!
I hope you can still maintain this mentality after you enter the game and start laning.
Seoul, SKT club.
Because after returning to Korea, he did not rest for a few days and started to rank frequently, so that the Hanbok ranking of this "Hide on bush" account has reached the third place, so now the waiting time for each match game is very long.
Therefore, during the interval between waiting for the game, Lee Sang Hyuk either interacted with the audience in the live broadcast room, or wandered around in the training room to see what his teammates were playing.
After pouring a glass of water, I saw Bang and Wolf in the double row enter the game.
"Oh? That person is in line?
"Didn't he already join that LPL team? He hasn't changed his name yet?"
"It seems that this account was the account he applied for from the beginning, and the ID is also commemorative, so I don't plan to change it, which makes sense."
"But why is he an assistant? Has no one made room for him?"
"Hey, don't care about him, it's better if he comes to play the bottom lane, this round must beat him hard!"
The wolf stick duo communicated with each other, and Lee Sang Hyuk also walked behind them curiously, and began to observe secretly.
Because it is still the offseason, all SKT members are live broadcasting, and the translator arranged by Douyu live broadcast will also read some gifts and messages, allowing the players to answer or thank the gifts.
Soon Bang was surprised and said, "Oh? Someone in my live broadcast room left a message saying that Park Ji-yeon was assisted in this round of Flashlight, and they played in duo."
"Ah, really? That Park Jiyeon from Tara? Dafa. It's IU and Park Jiyeon, how many contacts does this guy have?"
"What? No way?" After the translator read a few barrages, Bang exclaimed again, "The audience said that the host Enjing is living in the LG team's base right now, look at Li Zaiwan, I'll say it."
"Ah? What do you want to say? Why didn't you say anything?" Wolf hated this kind of half-talking behavior the most. He turned around and wanted to punch Bang twice, but before the big fat fist came out, he glanced at the station. Faker not far behind the two of them.
"Ton ton ton—" Lee Sang Hyuk drank the water in the glass like a cow, and then walked back to his seat expressionlessly.
Calm down, Lee Sang Hyuk, the past has drifted away with the wind, you just had a heartbeat, not falling in love and unable to extricate yourself.
Enjing?Oh, let her go.
I heard that recently LCK has a new hostess named Kim Minna. Although she is not as gentle and generous as Enjing, she is more delicate and cute.
No, Lee Sang Hyuk, you are about to stop, you can't continue thinking about this!
Women will only become a stumbling block on your road to success!
There is no woman in the heart, and the sword is naturally God!
Start ranking!Let me see who my next opponent is tonight, I'm going to bleed him! ! !
"Welcome to League of Legends!"
The game has started, buy the equipment normally and go out.
The blue side of Lin Qiguang and Park Zhiyan has a lineup of top laner Rambo, jungler blind monk, mid laner male swordsman, bottom laner policewoman + Tam.
The red lineup on the opposite side is the top laner male gun, the wild poodle, the mid laner snake woman, and the bottom lane is the wolf stick combination of Ashe + Bull Head.
The current version of Hanbok has been updated to version 6.22, and the assassin hero has ushered in a large-scale rework, such as his own mid laner sword and the opposite jungle poodle.
For example, the change of the poodle is to change the locked basic attack damage increase to two stages of damage. The first stage is the damage in the near-point arc range, and the second stage is the forward puncture with a small displacement.
Lin Qiguang's evaluation of this is only two words: Stupid!
This time, the big change of the assassin version, in terms of Lin Qiguang's "God's perspective", is not as successful as the big change of the AD version at the beginning of the S6 season.
Especially the changes to the poodle, little murloc, and enchantress are definitely superfluous, changing the assassin to look like an assassin, and finally adjusted it back.
In addition to the Assassin changes, Alista, the "Tau Chief" chosen by Wolf on the opposite side, has also been changed. The "Little Cow" officially bid farewell, and the E skill has changed to trample and gains layers. After 5 layers, it can stun the enemy Hero, greatly strengthened.
In the bottom lane matchup, although the policewoman has an extreme range of 650 yards and is extremely suppressive, Bang also got Ashe, who has a range of 600 yards, not to mention that the strength of the dragon cub is completely different from him.
So Lin Qiguang also knew very well that the chances of getting the dragon cub's black silk leg photo reward after this round of the game were almost zero.
But who would have thought that as soon as he bought the equipment and walked out of the spring, someone typed in the dialog box in the lower left corner.
[Everyone] Sofm4 (Proud Stalker): 10086
[Everyone] ROX Flashlight (King of the River): ?
[All] ROX Flashlight (River King): 6
"Hahahahaha——" Lin Qiguang burst into laughter, "No, brothers, take a good look, what is character? This is called character!"
The ID is Sofm4, plus he sends out a secret signal as soon as he comes in, so it must be the jungler Sofm of the Snake team. This should be his trumpet.
At this moment, there is only one word in Lin Qiguang's mind - steady!
[No, this is unreasonable, you won't really get the black silk photo of the dragon cub for the anchor, right? 】
[It's broken, there are really actors on the opposite side! 】
[Sofm is a pure bastard, isn't he watching Lin Qiguang's live broadcast?Want to come to LG next season? 】
[Boss Lin: Peanut and Clid, please free up your position, come players, let us welcome the new starting jungler——Sofm! 】
After the brief program effect at the beginning, wild monsters are refreshed, heroes are online, blind monks are swiped from bottom to top, and poodles are swiped from top to bottom.
After helping his jungler blind monk defeat the stone beetle, Lin Qiguang controlled the pregnant Tam, and followed the dragon cub's policewoman's ass all the way to the line.
On the next route, Ashe + Niutou, the wolf stick combination, has already settled down first, and started to attack the minions, and deliberately pressed forward, it seems that they want to exchange a wave of HP at the first level.
The distance is getting closer and closer, at the moment when the female policeman casts Q at the three bloody melee soldiers, Wolf's bull head directly Q flashes his hand and then ignites, and Bang's Ashe also throws W "all arrows" ", preparing for a burst shot by the long-legged policewoman Caitlin.
In fact, if you are a high-scoring passerby who is aware of the position, you will naturally be vigilant just by looking at the position of the wolf stick combination, but the dragon cub is only a little platinum after all, and the three melee soldiers only need to swing a Q to eat Come on, it's impossible not to, right?
And what the Wolverine Team wanted was to take advantage of Pu Zhiyan's little white mentality and catch her by surprise!
With the damage of Ashe + Niutou, this wave will definitely not be able to kill, but as long as the policewoman's flash can be forced, the next road can be used to gather troops and wait for the jungler to cross the tower.
FMVP, right?Park Ji-yeon, right?Take a sister, right?
If we don't kill you dog and boy today, we won't be called wolf stick combination!
But will Lin Qiguang let them get their wish?
If this game is against the ordinary Platinum Diamond on the line, then in order to cooperate with the female policeman to suppress the line, he will definitely learn Q to open and lick at the first level.
But since the support is the dragon cub, and the opposite side is a combination of wolf sticks that are bound to make faces, it is undoubtedly stupid to learn Q at the first level.
The moment Wolf's bull-headed Q flashed, Lin Qiguang manipulated Tam to take a step back, dodging the bull-headed Q without being knocked into the air, and then opened his bloody mouth at the long-legged policewoman.
"Shut up—"
Dine!
Swallow the policewoman into her stomach, then spit it behind her, and then turn her head to lick Wolf's head!
"Don't be afraid of the dragon cub, beat him!"
Weakness puts on Wolf's bull head, and at the same time has the output of his own three rear soldiers, and knocks off a blood bottle to slightly offset Ashe's output.
Although Pu Zhiyan's strength is not very strong, she is definitely not bad at the Platinum rank in the single row. After regaining control of the policewoman, she immediately followed Lin Qiguang to output the bull's head.
Bang reluctantly handed over the treatment and covered Wolf's retreat.
Headache, how could Tamm learn W at the first level?
This time, the flash of Bull's head + Ashe's healing only replaced Tamm's weakness, and the policewoman went out with a long sword + three reds!
send!Big loss!
"Wow! Lin Qiguang, your W is too important!"
"Hey, my blowjob is not bad, right?"
"Ah! Why are you molesting your sister again? It's rude!"
"Ah? What did I just say? Concentrate on laning, concentrate on laning, you see why you missed the knife again, I am better than you with my feet!"
"Aren't I too nervous to meet a professional player? I usually make up the knife very steadily!"
Both of them were chattering, while concentrating on laning with the wolf stick combination.
Because Lin Qiguang reminded Pu Zhiyan in advance to adopt the long sword + three red go-out outfit, the policewoman's blood volume quickly returned to a healthy state, and it doesn't matter if she misses a knife, anyway, just get the experience.
With Tamm around, even if the opponent adopts the three-pack one or four-pack two package under the tower, it will be difficult to get rid of the dragon cub in the first place.
not to mention.
"First blood!"
The good news came from the middle lane. After clearing the three groups of wild monsters in the lower half, the blind monk went to the middle lane to launch a wave of Gank. After the revision, he hit the male sword with a huge damage after the bleeding effect, and took the head of the line bully snake girl mercilessly. .
Then the blind monk helped the male sword push the line, and then the two Ganked on the road together, killing the top single male gun on the opposite side.
Then, there was an additional speech on the public screen.
[Everyone] Mentality is very important (outlaw lunatic): GG!
Then, I saw the male gun TP go to the bottom lane, rushed directly under the defense tower, and sent a head to the female policeman.
Lin Qiguang looked confused, and then explained to the camera: "It's not that you believe me, the words I said before the game started were really just for the show effect, I really didn't hire actors!"
In the training room of the Snake base, Sofm, who has not yet evolved into "Vietnam's richest man", also scratched his head. Why did his teammates send him off before he started to make trouble?
(End of this chapter)
PS: The content of the previous chapter has been changed, and the five blacks have been changed to double rows. It is recommended to go back and read it again
The following text:
-
【? ? ? 】
[No, this devilish laughter, Lite-on, are you sure that the one you are connecting with is a first-line female idol, isn't it a funny comparison? 】
[Hahahahaha, the familiar milk dragon roars, it has to be you, Pu Zhiyan! 】
[I watched it no less than a hundred times every minute and every second. I thought she was a sexy goddess on and off the stage. This really subverted my perception.]
【Does Wang Shicong understand or not?Such a woman with a show effect, why don't you hurry up and arrange a live broadcast for her?It just so happened that the dragon cubs had nothing to do after returning to Korea. 】
In the voice, Pu Zhiyan's roar of milk dragon has not been interrupted.
"Why? Why did you end up in the bottom lane of SKT? Lin Qiguang, talk to me!"
Lin Qiguang wanted to laugh, but he held back.
His account is still the original "ROX Flashlight" account. Although he didn't touch Hanbok after participating in the World Championships in the United States, this account has now dropped to Diamond [-], but the hidden points are still there.
And the Wolverine team on the opposite side hasn't played for a long time. One drill has 100 points, and the other master has 27 points. They should have just started to recover their rank today, so it's not surprising that Lin Qiguang is ranked.
After roaring for a while, Park Zhiyan acted coquettishly: "Lin Qiguang, what are you talking about, I really want to quit the game, why don't we play Overwatch? Or how about CSGO?"
Nai Meng is acting like a baby, if it were someone else, she would have been turned into a baby at this moment.
It's a pity that Lin Qiguang is invulnerable, he only wants to improve the effect of the show.
"It's okay, we just need to develop insignificantly. We have a short board like you on our side, and the opposite bottom lane has a wolf stick combination, so there is a high probability that they will have a short board worse than you." Lin Qiguang said comfortingly.
But these words are nothing like consolation.
Pu Zhiyan naturally understood the meaning of this sentence, and the milk dragon instantly turned into an evil dragon, "Huh, you bastard, if you want to scold me, just say so! Just wait, I'm going to explode that bang in this round!"
Very good and very energetic!
I hope you can still maintain this mentality after you enter the game and start laning.
Seoul, SKT club.
Because after returning to Korea, he did not rest for a few days and started to rank frequently, so that the Hanbok ranking of this "Hide on bush" account has reached the third place, so now the waiting time for each match game is very long.
Therefore, during the interval between waiting for the game, Lee Sang Hyuk either interacted with the audience in the live broadcast room, or wandered around in the training room to see what his teammates were playing.
After pouring a glass of water, I saw Bang and Wolf in the double row enter the game.
"Oh? That person is in line?
"Didn't he already join that LPL team? He hasn't changed his name yet?"
"It seems that this account was the account he applied for from the beginning, and the ID is also commemorative, so I don't plan to change it, which makes sense."
"But why is he an assistant? Has no one made room for him?"
"Hey, don't care about him, it's better if he comes to play the bottom lane, this round must beat him hard!"
The wolf stick duo communicated with each other, and Lee Sang Hyuk also walked behind them curiously, and began to observe secretly.
Because it is still the offseason, all SKT members are live broadcasting, and the translator arranged by Douyu live broadcast will also read some gifts and messages, allowing the players to answer or thank the gifts.
Soon Bang was surprised and said, "Oh? Someone in my live broadcast room left a message saying that Park Ji-yeon was assisted in this round of Flashlight, and they played in duo."
"Ah, really? That Park Jiyeon from Tara? Dafa. It's IU and Park Jiyeon, how many contacts does this guy have?"
"What? No way?" After the translator read a few barrages, Bang exclaimed again, "The audience said that the host Enjing is living in the LG team's base right now, look at Li Zaiwan, I'll say it."
"Ah? What do you want to say? Why didn't you say anything?" Wolf hated this kind of half-talking behavior the most. He turned around and wanted to punch Bang twice, but before the big fat fist came out, he glanced at the station. Faker not far behind the two of them.
"Ton ton ton—" Lee Sang Hyuk drank the water in the glass like a cow, and then walked back to his seat expressionlessly.
Calm down, Lee Sang Hyuk, the past has drifted away with the wind, you just had a heartbeat, not falling in love and unable to extricate yourself.
Enjing?Oh, let her go.
I heard that recently LCK has a new hostess named Kim Minna. Although she is not as gentle and generous as Enjing, she is more delicate and cute.
No, Lee Sang Hyuk, you are about to stop, you can't continue thinking about this!
Women will only become a stumbling block on your road to success!
There is no woman in the heart, and the sword is naturally God!
Start ranking!Let me see who my next opponent is tonight, I'm going to bleed him! ! !
"Welcome to League of Legends!"
The game has started, buy the equipment normally and go out.
The blue side of Lin Qiguang and Park Zhiyan has a lineup of top laner Rambo, jungler blind monk, mid laner male swordsman, bottom laner policewoman + Tam.
The red lineup on the opposite side is the top laner male gun, the wild poodle, the mid laner snake woman, and the bottom lane is the wolf stick combination of Ashe + Bull Head.
The current version of Hanbok has been updated to version 6.22, and the assassin hero has ushered in a large-scale rework, such as his own mid laner sword and the opposite jungle poodle.
For example, the change of the poodle is to change the locked basic attack damage increase to two stages of damage. The first stage is the damage in the near-point arc range, and the second stage is the forward puncture with a small displacement.
Lin Qiguang's evaluation of this is only two words: Stupid!
This time, the big change of the assassin version, in terms of Lin Qiguang's "God's perspective", is not as successful as the big change of the AD version at the beginning of the S6 season.
Especially the changes to the poodle, little murloc, and enchantress are definitely superfluous, changing the assassin to look like an assassin, and finally adjusted it back.
In addition to the Assassin changes, Alista, the "Tau Chief" chosen by Wolf on the opposite side, has also been changed. The "Little Cow" officially bid farewell, and the E skill has changed to trample and gains layers. After 5 layers, it can stun the enemy Hero, greatly strengthened.
In the bottom lane matchup, although the policewoman has an extreme range of 650 yards and is extremely suppressive, Bang also got Ashe, who has a range of 600 yards, not to mention that the strength of the dragon cub is completely different from him.
So Lin Qiguang also knew very well that the chances of getting the dragon cub's black silk leg photo reward after this round of the game were almost zero.
But who would have thought that as soon as he bought the equipment and walked out of the spring, someone typed in the dialog box in the lower left corner.
[Everyone] Sofm4 (Proud Stalker): 10086
[Everyone] ROX Flashlight (King of the River): ?
[All] ROX Flashlight (River King): 6
"Hahahahaha——" Lin Qiguang burst into laughter, "No, brothers, take a good look, what is character? This is called character!"
The ID is Sofm4, plus he sends out a secret signal as soon as he comes in, so it must be the jungler Sofm of the Snake team. This should be his trumpet.
At this moment, there is only one word in Lin Qiguang's mind - steady!
[No, this is unreasonable, you won't really get the black silk photo of the dragon cub for the anchor, right? 】
[It's broken, there are really actors on the opposite side! 】
[Sofm is a pure bastard, isn't he watching Lin Qiguang's live broadcast?Want to come to LG next season? 】
[Boss Lin: Peanut and Clid, please free up your position, come players, let us welcome the new starting jungler——Sofm! 】
After the brief program effect at the beginning, wild monsters are refreshed, heroes are online, blind monks are swiped from bottom to top, and poodles are swiped from top to bottom.
After helping his jungler blind monk defeat the stone beetle, Lin Qiguang controlled the pregnant Tam, and followed the dragon cub's policewoman's ass all the way to the line.
On the next route, Ashe + Niutou, the wolf stick combination, has already settled down first, and started to attack the minions, and deliberately pressed forward, it seems that they want to exchange a wave of HP at the first level.
The distance is getting closer and closer, at the moment when the female policeman casts Q at the three bloody melee soldiers, Wolf's bull head directly Q flashes his hand and then ignites, and Bang's Ashe also throws W "all arrows" ", preparing for a burst shot by the long-legged policewoman Caitlin.
In fact, if you are a high-scoring passerby who is aware of the position, you will naturally be vigilant just by looking at the position of the wolf stick combination, but the dragon cub is only a little platinum after all, and the three melee soldiers only need to swing a Q to eat Come on, it's impossible not to, right?
And what the Wolverine Team wanted was to take advantage of Pu Zhiyan's little white mentality and catch her by surprise!
With the damage of Ashe + Niutou, this wave will definitely not be able to kill, but as long as the policewoman's flash can be forced, the next road can be used to gather troops and wait for the jungler to cross the tower.
FMVP, right?Park Ji-yeon, right?Take a sister, right?
If we don't kill you dog and boy today, we won't be called wolf stick combination!
But will Lin Qiguang let them get their wish?
If this game is against the ordinary Platinum Diamond on the line, then in order to cooperate with the female policeman to suppress the line, he will definitely learn Q to open and lick at the first level.
But since the support is the dragon cub, and the opposite side is a combination of wolf sticks that are bound to make faces, it is undoubtedly stupid to learn Q at the first level.
The moment Wolf's bull-headed Q flashed, Lin Qiguang manipulated Tam to take a step back, dodging the bull-headed Q without being knocked into the air, and then opened his bloody mouth at the long-legged policewoman.
"Shut up—"
Dine!
Swallow the policewoman into her stomach, then spit it behind her, and then turn her head to lick Wolf's head!
"Don't be afraid of the dragon cub, beat him!"
Weakness puts on Wolf's bull head, and at the same time has the output of his own three rear soldiers, and knocks off a blood bottle to slightly offset Ashe's output.
Although Pu Zhiyan's strength is not very strong, she is definitely not bad at the Platinum rank in the single row. After regaining control of the policewoman, she immediately followed Lin Qiguang to output the bull's head.
Bang reluctantly handed over the treatment and covered Wolf's retreat.
Headache, how could Tamm learn W at the first level?
This time, the flash of Bull's head + Ashe's healing only replaced Tamm's weakness, and the policewoman went out with a long sword + three reds!
send!Big loss!
"Wow! Lin Qiguang, your W is too important!"
"Hey, my blowjob is not bad, right?"
"Ah! Why are you molesting your sister again? It's rude!"
"Ah? What did I just say? Concentrate on laning, concentrate on laning, you see why you missed the knife again, I am better than you with my feet!"
"Aren't I too nervous to meet a professional player? I usually make up the knife very steadily!"
Both of them were chattering, while concentrating on laning with the wolf stick combination.
Because Lin Qiguang reminded Pu Zhiyan in advance to adopt the long sword + three red go-out outfit, the policewoman's blood volume quickly returned to a healthy state, and it doesn't matter if she misses a knife, anyway, just get the experience.
With Tamm around, even if the opponent adopts the three-pack one or four-pack two package under the tower, it will be difficult to get rid of the dragon cub in the first place.
not to mention.
"First blood!"
The good news came from the middle lane. After clearing the three groups of wild monsters in the lower half, the blind monk went to the middle lane to launch a wave of Gank. After the revision, he hit the male sword with a huge damage after the bleeding effect, and took the head of the line bully snake girl mercilessly. .
Then the blind monk helped the male sword push the line, and then the two Ganked on the road together, killing the top single male gun on the opposite side.
Then, there was an additional speech on the public screen.
[Everyone] Mentality is very important (outlaw lunatic): GG!
Then, I saw the male gun TP go to the bottom lane, rushed directly under the defense tower, and sent a head to the female policeman.
Lin Qiguang looked confused, and then explained to the camera: "It's not that you believe me, the words I said before the game started were really just for the show effect, I really didn't hire actors!"
In the training room of the Snake base, Sofm, who has not yet evolved into "Vietnam's richest man", also scratched his head. Why did his teammates send him off before he started to make trouble?
(End of this chapter)
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