His first love was meow

Chapter 36 The Difference Between Scumbags and Scumbags

Chapter 36 The Difference Between Scumbags and Scumbags
"Scumbag?" Bao Shanshan, who hadn't opened her mouth for a while, asked back: "Your virtue also deserves these two words?"

Chu Yi had a ghostly expression on his face: "What did you say?"

"Scumbag? You don't even take a pee to take care of yourself, do you deserve it?"

"Are you 1.8 meters tall?"

"Do you have eight pack abs and two mermaid lines?"

"You are handsome and have a nice voice?"

"Can you sing and dance?"

"Do you have a Bugatti Veyron?"

"Basketball, football, tennis, billiards, which one are you proficient in?"

"Have you eaten chicken and entered the top 100 in the Asian server?"

"Is your king marked with glory?"

"You don't have anything, how dare you call yourself a scumbag?"

"What is a scumbag? Aside from not loving you, a scumbag has other conditions that can satisfy all the fantasies of women in the world."

"A person like you is at best a scumbag."

Chu Yi's face turned livid from anger: "You..."

"What about you, you are not as good as that cat in your arms!" Bao Shanshan stood up: "He has mandarin duck eyes anyway, which is also a major feature, how about you? How dare you come out to play with a shit-yellow cat?"

Dongdong, who was praised inadvertently, shrugged proudly.

Little girl, she has a bit of a temper, but she has good eyesight!

"Before I came here, my aunt told me that you are 27 years old, and I think your actual age is less than 7 years old!"

Chu Yi gritted his teeth, pointed at Bao Shanshan with one hand: "You..."

"Refer, what do you refer to! Let me tell you the truth, I came on a blind date with you, but I was forced by my stepmother to have no choice. This baby will tell you clearly now, I have never taken a fancy to you at all, and I still want Lao Niu to eat you." Tender grass, stop being self-absorbed!"

After Bao Shanshan finished speaking, she put her schoolbag on her back, raised her head, and strode out of the coffee shop.

Chu Yiqi's face was pale, and his chest was heaving heavily!
At this moment, his mobile phone on the table rang suddenly.

Mrs. Chu's gentle voice came over the phone: "Xiao Yi, how is today's blind date? Is that girl satisfied?"

"Satisfied!" Chu Yi gritted his teeth: "Perfect! Dang! Satisfied!"

"Uh……"

Mrs. Chu's voice was obviously paused.

Chu Yi's marriage has always been a big problem for the Chu family.

There were hundreds of girls she arranged for him to date, if not thousands.

The ladies in Haicheng were almost rejected by him.

Only barely lowered the standard.

How could it be done just after meeting one?
Mrs. Chu asked tentatively: "You mean, you want to have a date?"

Chu Yi looked resentful: "Mom, what are you still dating, just get married!"

"Married?" Mrs. Chu's tone was obviously startled: "Is it too fast, you just met for the first time today?"

Chu Yi: "Mom, aren't you eager to hold your grandson all day long? I guarantee that once this Bao Shanshan enters the door, you will have two grandchildren in my arms for three years!"

Mrs. Chu hesitated: "No, this..."

"Hold three for two years, no more!"

"Oh!" Mrs. Chu thought she would not agree, Chu Yi became anxious, and hurriedly changed her words: "Look at you child, what are you talking about, I just think this girl is a little younger, she just turned [-] this year!"

Chu Yi: "Isn't twenty the legal age?"

Mrs. Chu: "Isn't she still in school?"

Chu Yi: "Which law stipulates that if you go to school, you can't get married and have children!"

Mrs. Chu was a little embarrassed: "This..."

"Mom, it doesn't matter if you don't agree. Don't arrange these vain blind dates for me in the future. Are all these blind dates produced by Sky Mental Hospital?"

(End of this chapter)

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