Spoiler History: Starting from the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 656: Big Pig Hoof Jinyiwei

〖Kong Ming: The light curtain follows me, and the image is no more than five feet above the ground.

Li Shimin: The light curtain follows the book in my hand and is placed in the corner, filling the entire wall.

Zhu Yuanzhang: We moved the screen in the imperial hall to block the wind for the queen. It was the queen who first saw the strangeness of this thing. It is called the light curtain?

Zhao Kuangyin looked at the light curtain above his head, pinched his neck which felt a little sore, and was speechless for a moment.

I used to think that everyone was like this, but I didn't expect that people in the Han and Tang dynasties, as well as the Emperor Hongwu whom we know today, could all sit or lie down, but only I had to look up?

But as for questioning and complaining... it seemed like he had no idea where to start. After all, this thing didn't seem to be controlled by this famous young man.

As he sighed, the screen lit up again, and it was obvious that the time for the "end-credits exchange" had passed.

Zhao Kuangyin lay solemnly on the chair, intending to see how future generations would evaluate this incident.

[Hello, hello, my friends, you have been waiting for a long time~
This part should be quite clear to old fans, so we won’t waste time on it.

But before that, I still want to wish my friends who are about to take the college entrance examination to be successful and go to their ideal universities~
The UP host personally likes these three items very much, so this time we will not post a dynamic video, but specially shoot a vlgo to do an unboxing.

After all, I have been making history videos for such a long time. Although I have always claimed to be illiterate, I can still recognize most of them now.

If there are any shortcomings, please feel free to point them out in the comments. After all, it is well known that UP is illiterate.

So hold on tight and sit tight, beep beep, we're leaving! 】

Emperor Ming Dynasty discovered that the thing in front of him, which was called the light curtain by the people of Han and Tang dynasties, had changed again.

The picture narrows, with a lot of black filling on both sides, and in the middle you can see a pair of hands gesturing as the words flow.

"This young man has hands that are even whiter and softer than our sister's."

Zhu Yuanzhang muttered something, and then tried to put pen to paper but there was no response. There was no longer a sense of sluggishness as when he was talking with Emperor Taizong of Tang before.

Instead, the brushstrokes went straight through the picture and landed on the screen below.

Then I had a vague understanding in my heart that the conversation time given by this inexplicable thing must have ended, but what was this thing in front of me?
And the college entrance examination...is it a scientific examination?

But at this moment in this picture called vlgo, the young man's movements are very agile.

While picking up a pair of rather exquisite gloves from the side and putting them on, he chatted casually.

[I feel like this segment is becoming more and more like a treasure appraisal program, so let's be more cooperative this time.

First, let's take a look at our friend number one. This is a painting. UP recognized it at a glance by the signature:
This is undoubtedly the authentic work of Zhuge Liang from the Han Dynasty! It must have been passed down from our ancestors. 】

Zhu Yuanzhang watched the young man put on gloves, then took a scroll and slowly unfolded it.

The content of the picture is very simple. On the left is Tongguan. You can see counselors and generals in different clothes standing on the pass. The leader is pointing his sword forward, which is a heroic scene.

The tip of the sword was facing a simply outlined rising sun, and below it was an endless long line of soldiers.

Those who ride horses, those who carry flags, those who escort vehicles, those who pull cannons...wait, those who pull cannons?
Zhu Yuanzhang felt that there was something wrong with this.

[Okay, audiences can see that in this painting by Master Zhuge, the heroes on the Tongguan Pass are all graceful and elegant, and the warriors marching below have their occupations divided very reasonably.

There are cavalry shield soldiers, baggage and artillery. To an illiterate person, the only shortcoming is that the direction is wrong.

With this peacekeeping artillery, why bother fighting Cao Cao? Just rush westward, capture Olympus, and capture Athena alive!
Well, the name of the Peacekeeping Cannon is clearly written in the signature of Master Zhuge, saying that the gunpowder was made by his beloved disciple Jiang Wei at the risk of his life, and he hoped that this cannon would bring peace and tranquility to the Han Dynasty, hence the name of the Peacekeeping Cannon.

If I were to ask UP, the only drawback is that the name is too plain. It would be better to call it the Great Han Peacekeeping Divine Power Taiping Cannon. I feel that changing the name would increase the power by 5%. 】

At the same time, Zhu Yuanzhang could still see the words floating by, but this time there was no Wu Hou, Huan Hou or Tang Taizong mixed in. 〖Laughing to death, Jiang Wei didn't take the national defense exam and took the science exam instead, right?

Learning martial arts can't save the Han Dynasty (forced
I have something that can restore the Han Dynasty to light again!
Hey, you know what, the Ming Dynasty really did have artillery.

But I remember that the original artillery hit rate was very touching, and mathematics was needed to correct and improve the hit rate. But now I understand what you said.

The Second Artillery of the Ming Dynasty: It’s over. Mathematics was abolished by Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty. It’s all over.

Mathematics…arithmetic?
Before Zhu Yuanzhang could finish thinking, he heard the young man's voice quickly:

[Okay, thanks to the painter Zhuge Liang in the 19th year of Jian'an for leaving us with this precious scene of the Han army's campaign against Cao Cao.

Let us all wish Prime Minister Cao good luck and hope that he can leave his body intact. Next one. 】

The scroll was carefully rolled up and put away, and then something appeared in it that Zhu Yuanzhang was very familiar with:

“Isn’t this a fish symbol?”

The young man in the light curtain seemed to have heard his voice and continued without stopping:
[Yes, some of you may have recognized it. This is a goldfish charm.

Its function is similar to that of the talisman in the Han Dynasty, to verify identity and check passage. That’s pretty much it.

This thing was popular in the Tang Dynasty. There is a legend that Li Yuan created the fish symbol based on the fact that "Li" and "Li" in the Tang Dynasty royal surname have the same pronunciation.

However, according to existing information, the fish symbol was first created in the Sui Dynasty. Li Yuan's Tang Dynasty inherited the Sui system. Then, because his grandfather was named Li Hu, the tiger symbol was abolished and replaced by the fish symbol.

If the illiterate people were to say, you had a lot of shit to do in ancient times, avoiding this and that all the time. If you wanted to avoid tigers, you might as well just make all tigers exterminate.

Fortunately, the Ming Dynasty has perished long ago, otherwise if a young couple were in love and acted coquettishly, and if they said "big pig's hoof" coquettishly, the Jinyiwei would probably swoop down from the sky and take away all their clans.

Besides, didn’t you later honor me as the founder of the Tang Dynasty? Why didn’t you think of giving Li Er some protection? 】

Zhu Yuanzhang hissed softly, feeling overwhelmed by the pace of the young man's conversation.

But he could not accept the accusations:

"Our Hongwu Emperor is a wise ruler! How could he embarrass the people over such trivial matters!"

"If we are really so stupid, why don't we just ban people from raising pigs and make pigs extinct?"

"But...which division is the Jinyiwei?"

Fortunately, to his relief, the words that floated by did make sense.

〖Don’t joke, Lao Zhu wouldn’t be so outrageous.

+1, if this were to happen, the Imperial Guards would be extremely busy, and Journey to the West would be the first to be banned.

Don't blame people for spreading rumors now. After all, the Emperor of the Leopard House really did issue an order to ban pigs. It's so damn outrageous, it's even more ridiculous than "Why not eat meat porridge?"

It sounds outrageous, but considering he is the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, it is normal.

"Is there really someone who acts this way?"

Zhu Yuanzhang gnashed his teeth:
"No wonder our Ming Dynasty fell after hundreds of years...Have these descendants forgotten why we started the Ming Dynasty?"

"This matter should also be included in the Ancestors' Instructions as a warning!"

Queen Ma hesitated to speak.

(End of this chapter)