The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 644: Landlady, why is there no water suddenly?
As soon as Xu Ye said this, Gu Xingze's mind was full of question marks.

You call this acting?

There is a faucet in the script, so you should play the faucet!
He Shuhong said helplessly: "Are you ready?"

He has become accustomed to Xu Ye's various operations.

Gu Xingze didn't waste any time and immediately said, "I'm ready."

He put the paper in his hand aside and looked at Xu Ye.

The scene he was going to perform was a classic scene from "Kung Fu", the conversation between Jiang Bao and the landlady.

Wash your hair under the tap.

The paper contains a description of the script and environment, as well as some character introductions.

This character is a low-level person.

Gu Xingze rolled up his sleeves and tucked his collar into his neck, even though it made the collar a mess.

Then he squatted down and put his head under Xu Ye's face.

There is no way. Xu Ye said that he played the role of a faucet, so Xu Ye’s head was the faucet.

Gu Xingze could only act like this.

After measuring the position, Gu Xingze said, "We can start now."

He Shuhong said: "Let's get started."

Gu Xingze stretched his head out and rubbed his hands on his hair, messing up his carefully styled hair that morning.

His posture was half-squatting on the ground like doing horse stance, with his head stretched forward to receive water from the faucet.

After washing for a while, Gu Xingze looked at the "faucet" in confusion.

There's no water in the tap.

Gu Xingze stretched out his hand and made a gesture of turning the faucet on and off.

Just after seeing this gesture, He Shuhong sighed.

Because the gesture used by Gu Xingze was the gesture of turning on and off a modern basin faucet.

But according to the background of the story, the faucets here are old-fashioned faucets that are turned instead of pushed and pulled by hand.

This is a lack of life experience.

Gu Xingze didn't notice He Shuhong's expression and continued to perform.

After discovering that there was no water, Gu Xingze immediately straightened up, and his body deliberately made exaggerated movements.

At this time, Xu Ye also stood up and watched Gu Xingze's performance.

Gu Xingze hunched over, walked to the side, raised his head and shouted: "Landlady, why is there no water all of a sudden!"

After hearing this, Xu Ye had already sentenced him to death in his heart.

Gu Xingze's performance in this part was too unnatural, as if he wanted to be funny but couldn't let go of his pride.

The worst thing was that he was subconsciously looking for the camera.

It seems like I can’t act if I can’t see the camera.

This has become the norm among many current traffic stars.

No matter what you are acting, you have to look at the camera. If you don’t look at the camera, you won’t be able to act.

Or I don’t want to act if I don’t look at the camera.

This problem has been integrated into the actor's subconscious mind and is difficult to change.

When we got to the set, there were constant NGs.

Later, He Shuhong played the role of the landlady and had a conversation with Gu Xingze. After the last line was finished, Xu Ye said, "Okay."

Gu Xingze breathed a sigh of relief. He was quite satisfied with his performance just now.

Xu Ye said: "You go wait at the side, Huang Huihuang, you come."

Huang Huihuang nodded, and Xu Ye bent down 90 degrees again, pretending to be a faucet.

Unlike Gu Xingze, Huang Huihuang just squatted on the ground.

He Shuhong said: "Begin."

Huang Huihuang put his head under the faucet and rubbed his hands on his head to make bubbles.

However, he did not rinse off the foam on his head immediately. Instead, he put his entire body under the faucet, washing his body while rinsing off the foam, and taking off his pants at the same time.

Gu Xingze thought to himself, "Who would take a shower under the faucet in public?"

He felt that Huang Huihuang's performance was too exaggerated.

At this time Huang Huihuang looked up at the faucet in confusion. He reached out and patted Xu Ye's face, then made a twisting gesture on his head.

These actions are to confirm whether the faucet has stopped supplying water.

This scene made Gu Xingze stunned.

Hey man, you just come up and slap the director in the face?
Although this is obviously just an action, aren't you very brave?
Gu Xingze felt that Huang Huihuang was finished.

You still want to act after you offended the director?

When He Shuhong saw it, his eyes lit up.
Very lifelike!
Huang Huihuang then stood up. Instead of leaving, he shouted directly at He Shuhong, "Landlady, landlady, why is there no water all of a sudden?"

He Shuhong also got the feeling. He said, "You don't have to pay for the water? You bastards, you didn't even pay the rent this month, and you're still talking so much nonsense!"

Huang Huihuang had a blank expression on his face, but lowered his head slightly, not daring to look at He Shuhong.

"But you turned off the floodgates when I was halfway through washing my hair."

After Huang Huihuang finished speaking, He Shuhong finished reading his lines and this segment ended.

The performance was not complicated.

Gu Xingze, who was standing by, felt that this performance had no highlights.

"This isn't funny. Huang Huihuang just stood there and read his lines. He has no acting skills at all. The key is that you even took a picture of the director's face!"

However, at this time, Xu Ye's voice came.

"Gu Xingze, you can go out now. Huang Huihuang, you stay."

Gu Xingze was stunned for a moment.

His head was buzzing.

He didn't pass?

Huang Huihuang passed?
Did the assembly line workers at this electronics factory pass?
Gu Xingze hurriedly said: "Director Xu, give me another chance, I can do boxing, Xingyiquan!"

Gu Xingze immediately took a horse stance and began to perform boxing. However, his boxing skills were learned on the spot and there was no sense of power when he punched.

Gu Xingze felt that it was not a big deal that he was not chosen, but he was actually defeated by an assembly line worker. It would be so embarrassing if this got out.

After throwing a few punches, Gu Xingze said, "Director Xu, please give me another chance."

Seeing Gu Xingze's eager expression, Xu Ye said, "Okay, I'll ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, I'll give you another chance. Now tell us a random piece of trivia that makes us speechless. You have five seconds to think about it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Ye began to count down.

"Five, four..."

Gu Xingze's brain was working at full speed.

These are all obscure knowledge that most people definitely don't know. How could he think about these things now?

After Xu Ye's countdown returned to zero, Gu Xingze thought of a piece of scientific knowledge he had seen on the Internet before.

"Snails have thousands of teeth!"

After he finished speaking, Gu Xingze knew he was wrong.

This is little-known fact, but it doesn't leave anyone speechless.

But how can one think of all these in five seconds? It requires a huge amount of knowledge.

Gu Xingze said regretfully: "I can't answer that."

Xu Ye looked at Huang Huihuang and said, "Do you find it difficult?"

Huang Huihuang said: "It's not difficult. You mentioned something similar before."

Gu Xingze was a little confused.

Huang Huihuang said: "Cold knowledge, Xu Ye will never be able to marry me, Huang Huihuang will never have the chance to sleep in a tiger's belly in this life, and an owl will never wear glasses in this life."

As each piece of trivia came out, Gu Xingze could no longer hold back.

What the hell is this?

No buddy, are you really in your right mind?
For this kind of trivia, let alone thinking of one in five seconds, it would take even a minute to think of one in one second without repeating yourself.

“This crew is so abnormal!”

Gu Xingze was speechless.

He thinks he's the only normal person here!

I didn’t get elected this time, which is a loss for a normal person.

Finally, Gu Xingze walked out of the office.

When he walked out, Huang Huihuang did not follow him out.

The eyes of the other actors in the corridor fell on him.

There were expressions of surprise, confusion and other emotions on everyone's face, and everyone was still talking in a low voice.

Gu Xingze left the place with a gloomy face. There was no doubt that this news would be leaked.

What a shame.

In the office, Xu Ye said to Huang Huihuang: "One more paragraph."

Huang Huihuang nodded.

Xu Ye handed him another piece of paper.

On the paper is another fragment.

Another three minutes of preparation time.

Then Xu Ye said, "Like Ah Gui said, every family has its own problems. Back then, because of the martial arts competition, I saw my son being beaten to death. When will the cycle of revenge end? I hope you can understand."

This is still a wonderful clip from "Kung Fu".

Xu Ye plays the role of the landlady here.

Huang Huihuang walked out at this time, still expressionless, but revealing a sense of confidence.

"In this case, please pass on your kung fu to me and let me become a peerless master to avenge them!"

Xu Ye said: "It takes time to become a peerless master, unless you are a natural martial arts genius, but such a person is rare!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Huang Huihuang shouted and started punching on the spot.

Huang Huihuang didn't know how to box at all. He only used the Shrimp Chicken Eight Punch and even secretly learned some boxing moves from Gu Xingze.

At last he withdrew his hands and a cocky expression appeared on his face.

He walked up to Xu Ye and said confidently: "Obviously, I am that kind of person!"

As soon as Huang Huihuang finished speaking, he saw Xu Ye coming towards him with his fist raised, which scared him so much that his pupils shrank.

Fortunately, the punch stopped in front of his mouth, less than a centimeter away.

If this punch really landed, he felt that his front teeth would be knocked out.

Huang Huihuang's body stiffened and he fell directly to the ground.

Xu Ye said: "Okay!"

If this part was on the set, I could have gotten it through in one go.

Although Huang Huihuang has not received any formal training, he has perfectly displayed the temperament of Jiangbao without any trace of acting.

At this time, He Shuhong burst out laughing.

Huang Huihuang got up from the ground and asked, "Is my performance funny?"

He Shuhong nodded: "It's very funny."

Huang Huihuang was a little confused: "But I am acting very seriously."

He Shuhong couldn't laugh anymore after hearing this.

Why is this person the same as Xu Ye?

Xu Ye patted Huang Huihuang on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry about him. Keep doing this. The more serious the better. You don't need to go to any acting classes. You are in a good state now."

"Welcome to join us." Xu Ye extended his hand.

Huang Huihuang and Xu Ye shook hands.

Then Xu Ye arranged for staff to sign the contract with Huang Huihuang.

Before leaving, Huang Huihuang said seriously: "I am really a musician."

Xu Ye said: "Go ahead, I believe you, let's go to the bathroom and sing together some other day."

(End of this chapter)