The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 661 Auntie, it’s time to stop using the process of elimination

While the Spring Festival Gala was still going on, the name Yuanqi Koi had already become popular.

On the night of New Year’s Eve, the Spring Festival Gala is undoubtedly still the top event.

The song "Good Luck Comes" is very nice to the ear in itself, and with the added metaphysical blessing of koi, it quickly became popular and directly topped the hot search list.

This energetic koi emoticon package made by Xu Ye was also circulated by everyone.

You can’t believe it.

Listening to "Good Luck Comes" while drawing lots is really useful!

Of course, there may really be some metaphysical elements in this, or it may be the psychological effect of netizens, but no matter what, this song has become popular.

“Good Luck has been added to my metaphysical playlist!”

"I have a feeling I'll hear this song in the supermarket tomorrow."

"Don't have a hunch. I'm the employee in charge of playing music in the supermarket. I'll add this song when I go to work tomorrow."

Stupid netizens are discussing it online.

The Spring Festival Gala programs are still going on.

A skit was also performed in the middle.

Skits are criticized every year, but they also attract widespread attention every year.

The cast of this sketch is also very large, with several veteran actors and several stars.

Comedians, popular stars and serious actors are all brought together.

The final effect is just like the lineup, a hodgepodge.

The higher the netizens' expectations, the greater their disappointment.

"I thought the skit would be good if Mr. Huang came, but it seems I was overthinking."

"The skit is still as bad as ever. It cost me a lot to buy a three-bedroom apartment."

"I should have watched the Red Sorghum Model Team today."

“It’s not even as good as the short videos on Douyin.”

Although netizens are saying this, the online comments are also a mess.

Fans of popular stars are promoting their idols’ performance on the Spring Festival Gala stage and how well they performed.

As for the fact that their idols' performances were not up to par in some details, they did not mention a word.

Anyway, the sketches nowadays are worse than each other. Even if a sketch is not funny, netizens will most likely not attack the stars themselves, but will just say that the sketch is not funny.

After all, isn't it possible to get this going even with the comedians around?

No one will say that traffic stars have bad acting skills, and even if someone does, it will be drowned out on the Internet.

After each skit performance on the Spring Festival Gala, the online discussions are generally quite divided.

The patients at Huohua Hospital also lowered their expectations.

This made Xu Ye's opponents a little excited.

The first skit of the Spring Festival Gala has already failed. There were several veteran comedians in it, who are of the same generation as Mo Xincheng, but they still failed to make it work.

What is Xu Ye’s skit then?
Are you, Xu Ye, the only one who can write?
"Everyone be prepared. As soon as the first skit comes out and there's a little bit of negative public opinion online, it will explode for me."

"Xu Ye, you want to promote the movie, you want to promote someone, and you even brought it to the Spring Festival Gala! That's wishful thinking!"

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei are both leading actors in "Charlotte's Troubles". If the skit they performed is not funny, it will definitely affect the sales of movie tickets in the few days before the Spring Festival.

Countless pairs of eyes were watching, waiting for Xu Ye to make a mistake.

Spring Festival Gala backstage.

Xu Ye has already reunited with Zheng Yu.

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei have already done their makeup according to the requirements of the skit.

Xu Ye asked: "Are you two nervous?"

Zheng Yu smiled and said, "I'm not nervous."

Xu Mei kicked him and said with a smile: "You still say you are not nervous?"

It was the first time for both of them to perform on the Spring Festival Gala, so it was impossible for them not to be nervous.

When performing live in front of the national audience, if anything unexpected happens, it would be a stage accident, which is quite stressful.

Xu Ye said: "I'll teach you a way to relieve tension."

Zheng Yu asked curiously, "What method?"

Xu Ye came up to him and whispered, "I won't participate in the Spring Festival Gala."

Zheng Yu immediately turned his head away, not wanting to continue chatting with Xu Ye.

If I could choose not to participate in the Spring Festival Gala, why would I be wasting my time talking to you?

Xu Mei was giggling nearby, her laughter actually sounded like a tractor.

The actress Xu Mei is quite similar to Ma Li on Earth, especially her speaking voice and tone.

In fact, Zheng Yu and Xu Mei are experienced in performing on stage.

The stage itself is not a problem for them; the pressure comes from the four words “CCTV Spring Festival Gala”.

This is purely psychological pressure.

But once you're on stage and get into the performance state, things will get much better.

Soon, the three received notification from the staff and quickly went to the stage passage to wait.

The skit is coming!
In the Spring Festival Gala live broadcast room, the hosts were interacting with the audience while the staff were setting up the stage.

"The next one is Xu Ye's skit, right?"

"I'm here, I'm here to watch the skit!"

"Dean, please don't let us down!"

Netizens were posting comments in the live broadcast room.

Soon, the stage was ready and the host turned the topic to the next program.

After the hosts announced the show, the camera shifted to the stage.

At Han Ran's house, Han Ran's mother shouted, "Look, the skit is here."

Han Ran looked at the TV, and the information about the skit just appeared.

Sketch "Should I Help or Not?"

Han Ran's mother noticed Xu Ye's name on the list and wondered, "Why is Xu Ye both the director and screenwriter of this skit? Can Xu Ye also write skits?"

Han Ran laughed and said, "He is a comedian."

While speaking, she turned off the screen of her cell phone. She was about to put the phone down, but she found that the girl next to her was staring at her phone, so Han Ran put the phone in the pocket on the other side of her body.

Han Wenjing suddenly wilted.

On the stage, Zheng Yu came out pushing a bicycle. The front wheel of his bicycle had been crushed and deformed.

Zheng Yu's outfit was also very distinctive, wearing a military coat. As soon as he came on stage, the audience who had watched "Laughing Theater" started laughing.

"It has to be his face."

"This look must have been thought of by Xu Ye."

Zheng Yu also spoke.

"You said that my biggest shortcoming is that I'm too nosy. Just now, I saw a car with its trunk unlocked on the road, so I rode my bike to chase after it, wanting to tell someone, but the car braked suddenly and I ended up in the trunk."

Zheng Yu has quite a lot of lines in this sketch.

As soon as the first joke came out, some audience members with low sense of humor started laughing.

Zheng Yu explained the whole thing and consequences. He originally wanted to do a good deed, but ended up getting into someone's trunk and had to pay the person 200 yuan in compensation.

Zheng Yu said: "I swear, if I meddle in other people's business again, I will not be called Hao Jian, but very mean!"

The name Hao Jian appeared on the world's Spring Festival Gala stage for the first time and heard by the audience.

Hao Jian got on his bicycle and was about to leave when Xu Mei, who had disguised herself as an old lady, came out from behind.

With a cry, Xu Mei fell to the ground.

Hao Jian hesitated for a moment, then got on his bicycle and left.

But amid the old lady's cries of "ouch", he finally stopped and turned the car around.

This is actually what the audience expects, and the audience doesn't want to see Hao Jian abandon the old lady and leave.

Hao Jian walked over and asked, "Auntie, are you okay?"

Xu Mei said weakly, "Seventy-nine, slammed to the ground, what do you say?"

Here you can see the difference between professional actors and traffic stars.

During the Spring Festival Gala, songs have real-time subtitles, but skits do not.

There are too many surprises in skits.

This really tests the actor's dialogue skills.

In fact, many actors can't even speak clearly. In skits in recent years, it often happens that after an actor finishes speaking a line, the audience is confused and asks: "What did he just say?"

Sometimes it is really difficult to hear clearly, and in order to avoid this situation, some people end up speaking in a loud voice.

I'm shouting so loudly, I think you can hear me clearly.

This again creates a situation that doesn't fit the context.

But this is not the case with Zheng Yu and Xu Mei.

For actors like them who often perform on stage, clear articulation is a basic skill.

Even if Xu Mei pretended to speak like an old lady, the lines could still be heard clearly, without the need to look at the subtitles.

Hao Jian asked with concern: "Then check if it's broken. Does it hurt?"

Famous scenes are coming soon.

Xu Mei touched her elbow and said, "Oh, my elbow."

She touched her knee again and said, "Oh, my bolero."

She touched her waist again and said, "Oh, my disc."

Finally, Xu Mei said, "Oh, it doesn't hurt at all."

Hao Jian was speechless and said, "Auntie, don't use the process of elimination at this point!"

For a moment, the audience laughed out loud.

Han Ran also laughed out loud. She quickly took out her phone and said in the class group: "If you haven't watched the Spring Festival Gala, go watch it now. The skits are really good."

"You're kidding. Are the skits on the Spring Festival Gala still watchable?"

Han Ran said: "Xu Ye's skit."

"Why didn't you say so earlier!"

Hao Jian continued: "Since it doesn't hurt, let's try to see if we can still walk."

Xu Mei said: "I'll try."

She lifted her legs and began to walk in circles with her hips as the center.

After walking around, Hao Jian was stunned: "You can walk, but you are walking according to the watch."

Han Ran laughed out loud again.

She opened the Huohua Academy Logistics Department group and said in it: "Did you all go to see the dean's skit? It made me laugh to death."

Soon, a group friend responded.

"I went to see it, but where is the dean?"

"Yes, I haven't seen the dean for a long time."

Some viewers came for Xu Ye, but they didn’t see Xu Ye for a long time.

Fortunately, this sketch is very interesting and has attracted everyone's attention.

On the stage, Hao Jian helped Xu Mei up.

As a result, a misunderstanding occurred between the two, and the aunt thought that it was Hao Jian who hit her.

When Hao Jian heard this, he put the old lady back on the floor.

Then the two began to argue.

Hao Jian stood up and pointed at the bicycle path: "I'm still ten meters away from you. Look, that's my bicycle. The evidence is irrefutable."

Xu Mei looked up and said in surprise, "Oh my, the wheel rims are all broken like that. I flew over from there. Can I still be saved?"

In the live broadcast room, a group of audiences watching the skit could no longer hold back.

"This is much better than the skit just now!"

"It's really funny. This is the last time I laughed at a skit."

"But what about Xu Ye?"

"Why hasn't the dean come out yet?"

The audience has already started looking forward to this skit.

Hao Jian continued to explain to the aunt, but no matter what he said, the aunt didn't believe it.

Hao Jian was speechless and said, "Besides, you didn't fly more than ten meters."

Xu Mei was also a little angry and asked, "How many meters should it fly? At this time, you are still arguing about three or two meters. Is there any point?"

After the two people's famous quotes were commented on, the audience began to worry about Hao Jian's safety.

Just then, a man in a coat and talking on the phone appeared.

As soon as he appeared on stage, the audience burst into applause.

Xu Ye is here!

(End of this chapter)