The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 664 You are so talented! (Two chapters in one)

This is just like news headlines.

But at this moment, Uncle Heitu suddenly stood up and walked outside, and the smile on his face disappeared.

Just the way Heitu walks reminds netizens of Tom from "Tom and Jerry".

Baiyun hurriedly called out to Heitu.

Heitu said angrily: "Why is your mouth like the waist of cotton pants, why is it so loose?"

At this time, Bai Yun has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

Heitu said nervously, "You said that our rooster laid eggs. Are we the only ones who know about it? My son and daughter-in-law don't know about it. Why are you here talking about it?"

Bai Yun muttered, "What are you afraid of?"

Heitu's expression was distorted, and he shouted, "What are you afraid of? What are you afraid of! Our rooster has laid an egg. Doesn't that mean I'm pregnant?"

For a moment, the whole audience burst into thunderous applause.

The director also switched the picture of the audience seats.

The reason why the reaction on the scene was so big was somewhat related to the sketch "The Most Beautiful You".

The audience was feeling really bad, and then this pretty good skit came out, which made it even funnier.

In the audience, Zhu Lingxiang and several actors who had just appeared did not leave, but sat in the guest seats below the stage to watch the evening party.

I felt quite upset when I heard the cheers and applause coming from behind.

When they were performing just now, the audience was almost asleep and there was no such reaction at all.

The skit continues.

Heitu wanted to leave in anger, but was forced back by Baiyun who counted to three.

As soon as Heitu came back, he said to Xu Ye: "Comrade Xu, I'm not afraid of making fun of you. Damn it, the two of us have been struggling for our entire lives to publish two books. Now we owe the publishing house 20,000 yuan, and the subpoena came this morning."

Seeing Baiyun and Heitu quarreling, Xu Ye took out 20,000 yuan in cash from his pocket and said with a smile: "Uncle, come on, here are 20,000 yuan, I'll take it."

Heitu, who was arguing with Baiyun, suddenly became quieter.

Just as he was about to say something, Xu Ye patted the money, and Heitu's voice became even quieter.

In this section, Heitu's acting skills are explosive.

He turned around slowly and pretended not to care, but his eyes fell on the money and asked, "What does this mean?"

This reaction made the audience laugh like crazy.

"You can't just save face and not give up money!"

"My hands are shaking with excitement!"

"I can lay eggs, but I have to pay extra!"

Xu Ye said seriously: "I am planning to develop this egg-laying rooster. This is a 20,000 yuan advance payment."

Kurotsuchi asked, "For us?"

Xu Ye put his hand on the money and said, "No, it doesn't belong to the two elders yet. I will ask questions later. You have to cooperate. If you cooperate well, I might even give you more money."

Heitu's hand had already unconsciously touched the money, and he said with a smile: "Cooperate, I will cooperate with you in any way you ask me to."

The white clouds also started to show off.

"Is it reliable?"

Heitu said: "Reliable!"

"Move over."

Baiyun pushed Heitu aside and sat in front.

The sketch also got to the point.

Xu Ye asked: "Uncle, Aunt, when did our rooster start laying eggs?"

Bai Yun said seriously: "I can't answer the specific time. You can log in to my blog Sandabuliao Blog Baiyun Piao Piao to Kangmu."

Xu Ye smiled and said, "Auntie has her own blog now."

Heitu complained: "Celebrities are all mean."

Just a casual remark, the irony is already here.

There were some laughs at the scene, but only the audience laughed, while the celebrity guests couldn't laugh.

"How dare you say that!"

“That’s a good point!”

"The dean's sarcasm is first-rate."

The audience was also discussing it on the barrage.

What they didn't know was that this sentence was just the beginning.

Next, it’s time to open fire.

Xu Ye on the stage was very serious. He said seriously, "Uncle, think carefully, is there any sign before this rooster lays eggs?"

Heitu subconsciously said, "There are no signs."

Halfway through his words, he saw Bai Yun showing 20,000 yuan in front of him. Heitu's tone suddenly changed: "That's impossible."

Black soil started to weave on the spot.

"The chicken was feeling very conflicted at the time."

The whole audience burst into laughter again.

Comedy director Yang Baoyin was also watching the Spring Festival Gala at home.

After knowing that Xu Ye had prepared a sketch script for the Spring Festival Gala, Yang Baoyin paid special attention to it.

After "Should I Help You?" came out, Yang Baoyin didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

In his opinion, he could also write this sketch, and only the reversal at the end was somewhat interesting.

But this "Planning" exuded a different feeling from other sketches in the Spring Festival Gala from the very beginning.

The theme is also one that I have never seen before.

Yang Baoyin couldn't think of how the story would unfold next.

At this time, Heitu continued: "It is also very depressing. Think about it, a rooster has to lay eggs, it has to do something that is not its job."

When this line came out, Yang Baoyin's expression froze.

He felt that this sentence had a deeper meaning, but he couldn't figure out what it was ironic about for the time being.

Heitu continued, "Isn't it embarrassing? No, isn't it embarrassing? How will his peers view him? How will the chickens view him? How will the ducks view him? How will the geese view him? How will he survive in the literary and art circles in the future?"

As soon as the words fell, the atmosphere at the scene exploded.

The audience was almost applauding.

At this moment, everyone understood what was being said.

"How dare you say that!"

"I've been wanting to say this for a long time. Nowadays, no one in the arts community is doing their job properly. They all want to cross over to make money, especially traffic stars!"

"You can do other business, but you have to be really good at it!"

"I remembered the skit just now. If you can't act in a skit, don't act it!"

The audience has long been fed up with the current entertainment industry.

Now that it’s being said directly on the Spring Festival Gala, everyone feels pretty good about it.

Yang Baoyin stared at the TV blankly, saying, "How dare he!"

At this time, Bai Yun reminded: "Chicken World."

Heitu also said, "No, in the chicken world, not the chicken world, the poultry world, how can you get along, right?"

The laughter from the audience, which had not yet died down, began again.

The word "chicken world" is very meaningful.

However, the group of popular stars sitting in the audience felt a little embarrassed and couldn't even laugh.

Isn't this clearly an insult to them?

Many celebrities said viciously in their hearts: "Xu Ye, you bastard!"

Heitu continued, "In the past, it treated these little hens better than it. Does it hurt? And when it was a rooster, the chicks that were hatched from the eggs have grown up. What should we call it?"

"Call me dad? No, call me mom? That's not right either. Call me aunt, that's even more wrong. But I have to lay the egg now. If I don't, it will be very uncomfortable."

When Heitu was speaking, Baiyun looked anxious.

After all, what Heitu said was too annoying.

Before Heitu finished speaking, Baiyun said, "So it became determined to lay its own eggs and let others talk."

The whole audience was laughing like crazy.

"The dean is really amazing. He can even hold back his laughter while standing on the stage!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing so hard."

"My son also laughed so hard that his stomach hurt just now."

Since Heitu started speaking, all the audience have been attracted by the skit.

In a village.

A child was holding a few fireworks in his hand and was about to go out to set them off.

As a result, when he walked to the door, Heitu started talking.

He stood directly at the door, his eyes fixed on the TV.

This sight made him completely unable to leave.

The adult next to him said, "Aren't you going to set off fireworks?"

"This skit will be played after you finish watching it!"

The child put down the firecracker, returned to sit on the sofa, still staring at the TV.

Xu Ye asked again where the egg was laid.

Heitu started to compose on the spot again.

"Where did it go? It was thinking, where should it go?"

Uncle Heitu has started walking.

"Pia, pia, pia, it just strolled, thinking as it strolled, and came to the chicken coop, and was too embarrassed to get off."

"It's wandering off again. Where is it going? It came to the duck stand but didn't dare to get off."

"Where should I go? I have to go down. I can't hold it in any longer. If I fall down, everything will leak out."

Mo Xincheng's acting was so great in this scene that many children actually thought it was made up on the spot when they watched it.

Heitu obviously couldn't make up a story, so he asked Baiyun.

Bai Yun said directly: "Doghouse!"

The couple showed a look of triumph on their faces and clapped their hands in return.

Heitu said with a smile: "It's time to go to the doghouse."

Xu Ye asked: "Who discovered it?"

Heitu blurted out: "Paparazzi."

Bai Yun: "Once the paparazzi found out, the next day all the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats in the county knew about it."

For a moment, the audience burst out laughing.

I'm no longer laughing so hard that my stomach hurts.

"Dean, you really hold a grudge. You still remember the paparazzi incident!"

"I remember that group of paparazzi didn't take advantage of you in the end, right?"

"I couldn't hold back my laughter during this part. It made me die of laughter."

"I'm a paparazzi, I can't laugh."

This is no longer sarcasm, it is a blatant insult.

Yang Baoyin was stunned when he heard this.

Aren’t you afraid of offending the paparazzi by saying this?

He thought again and realized that Xu Ye was really not afraid of offending the paparazzi.

As for the two senior colleagues, Mo Xincheng and Shi Peijuan, they were not afraid of offending the paparazzi.

But the high energy is far from over.

Bai Yun continued, "This chicken in our house has become a famous chicken overnight."

"That guy walked past my chicken with his head held high and his chest held high, looking very dignified."

Baiyun took a step forward and started walking.

Everyone couldn't stop laughing when they saw the way she walked.

"Since the rooster egg was laid, the walkway has changed."

Baiyun continued to imitate.

Bai Yun continued, "I saw what the claws were doing on the ground. I looked carefully and realized that they were practicing their signature."

The laughter at the scene never stopped.

But the expression on Zhu Lingxiang's face was becoming more and more embarrassed.

Everyone felt very uncomfortable sitting on their chairs.

If they had known the content of the skit was like this, they would never have sat in the audience.

They also had to clap along with everyone else and force themselves to smile.

After all, if you don't applaud, it would be really embarrassing when the camera scans you, and you will be on the hot search tomorrow, but you will be scolded on the hot search.

Zhu Lingxiang said in his heart: "Killing people is heartbreaking!"

On the stage, Xu Ye said happily: "That was very good, very exciting."

He also asked where the eggs laid by the rooster had gone. After learning that they had been eaten by Uncle Black Soil, Xu Ye asked about his reaction after eating them.

Heitu subconsciously said, "No reaction at all, just like a normal egg."

Xu Ye said seriously: "Uncle, you are not cooperating now. How can you say that? This is not the same as eating ordinary eggs. You can't say that it can cure all diseases. At least you have to have some effect."

As soon as Xu Ye picked up the 20,000 yuan, Bai Yun became anxious. After the video was resumed, Bai Yun said seriously, "Many elderly people are troubled by the sequelae of cerebral thrombosis. My husband had cerebral thrombosis last year. Before he ate rooster eggs, he walked like this."

Bai Yun turned his head and said to Heitu, "You should learn how to walk like Wu Lao Er. Hurry up, the one with the cerebral thrombosis."

Soon, Heitu took a few steps, with one leg stretched straight and the other leg moving forward, his movements looking very funny.

When Baiyun asked Heitu to act out the scene of eating a rooster egg, Heitu fell to the ground and refused to do it.

Heitu felt that this was a lie and didn't want to act anymore.

But in Baiyun's opinion, this is not a scam, nor is it selling fake medicine.

Bai Yun warned: "Xiao Xu, turn around and play it backwards. You always fall before eating the eggs, but you can walk after eating. That's the problem."

Another burden was thrown out.

At this time, a sentence floated across the barrage in the live broadcast room.

“Does anyone feel this scene is familiar?”

"I want to ask, why can this audience watch skits on stage?"

"I was so engrossed in watching the two teachers acting the entire time that I almost forgot about the dean."

"I feel like I can play the role of the dean as well."

The patients in Huohua Hospital began to tease each other.

There was no way, they had seen this scene too many times.

After this period was over, Baiyun went to get the food, while Heitu and Xu Ye started chatting while drinking.

The first thing Heitu said was: "Xu Ce rebelled."

Xu Ye hurriedly reminded: "It's not instigation, it's planning."

While they were chatting, a pot of chicken came up from the white cloud.

Xu Ye and Heitu started eating while drinking.

It’s not fake eating, it’s real eating.

Netizens remembered Zhu Lingxiang who had just pretended to eat, and criticized him again in the barrage.

There is no harm without comparison.

Beijing.

Hu Jinping's home.

He was also watching the Spring Festival Gala with his family.

Hu Jinping's son is a junior this year, studying a film and television-related major.

After seeing this, the son asked, "Dad, the Spring Festival Gala skit can't end like this, right?"

Hu Jinping smiled and said, "That's for sure. The skits on the Spring Festival Gala must have positive energy. This is the main premise. The Spring Festival Gala is a time for family fun. Even if the show is bad, it cannot spread bad values."

His son frowned and said, "But I don't know how to turn this around next, Dad, can you think of it?"

The smile on Hu Jinping's face disappeared instantly. He thought to himself, "I know nothing!"

He actually had a few ideas in his mind, but he felt that his ideas were clichéd and not sophisticated enough.

It is obvious that Xu Ye's designs in the sketches will never fall into clichés.

The reversal in "Should I Help You?" was something no one expected.

"Planning" has already put forward the theme, and the core is to satirize the hype chaos in all walks of life today.

We are about to reach a turning point.

Hu Jinping didn't want to appear incompetent in front of his son, so he said calmly, "Tell me your thoughts first, just say whatever you want, and I'll listen."

At this time, Xu Ye had already signed a contract with Aunt Baiyun.

If Aunt Baiyun breached the contract, she would have to pay double compensation, so Baiyun signed the contract without hesitation.

Afterwards, Xu Ye asked Bai Yun to record an advertisement.

High energy ahead!

Bai Yun performed the action and said, "Egg-laying rooster, a fighter among roosters, yeah!"

"And here are the ones on the side for you to cut."

The audience's emotions, which had just calmed down, were instantly lifted up again.

Just as Bai Yun continued to speak, Uncle Heitu came over with a nervous look on his face.

Heitu pulled Baiyun aside.

Obviously, something went wrong and the plot twist was about to come.

Heitu said: "It's over, the chicken is gone."

Bai Yun: "Where did you go?"

Heitu frowned and said, "My daughter-in-law stewed it, so just eat that."

For a moment, Bai Yun was stunned.

Hu Jinping and his son were also staring at the TV in amazement.

This turn was beyond their expectations.

"The chickens are all dead, we're going to have to pay for it!" Hu Jinping said.

Bai Yun already owed the publishing house 20,000 yuan, and now he has to pay another 40,000 yuan, for a total of 60,000 yuan.

They simply can't afford to pay.

In Hu Jinping's view, this is a dead end. He can't think of a way to break it, let alone perform it on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

Hu Jinping's son asked, "Dad, how will this develop next?"

Hu Jinping was at a loss and said, "See for yourself!"

Even they couldn't have imagined it, let alone the audience.

The audience's curiosity was aroused again.

Baiyun had already started crying, and with Heitu's comfort, she managed to calm down.

Next it was time for the Black Soil performance.

Heitu pulled Baiyun over, and Xu Ye asked, "Auntie was fine just now, what happened?"

Heitu said calmly: "It's over, you said, I was sad to hear that the rooster was taken away."

Heitu said to Baiyun again: "Why are you crying? Come and sit here and cooperate."

Bai Yun hummed.

As soon as Heitu came up, he put the money in front of Xu Ye.

Xu Ye smiled and said, "Uncle, you can't make such a joke. If you want to break the contract and return the money, then you can't return 20,000 yuan. You want double that, 40,000 yuan, right, Auntie?"

Bai Yun cried out like a rooster crowing.

Heitu also complained: "Why are you still crowing? You are still crowing."

While chewing the chicken, Xu Ye asked, "Uncle, why didn't you bring the chicken?"

Bai Yun said sadly: "I can't hug her anymore."

Xu Ye: “Why?”

Heitu: "Taking a nap."

Bai Yun's eyes changed.

You really dare to say that.

Hu Jinping didn't dare to waste even a second, for fear of missing any key information.

He just wanted to see how the black soil would become round again.

Xu Ye asked in confusion: "Chickens taking a nap?"

Heitu explained seriously: "This chicken lays eggs and crows at the same time. It is very tired."

Heitu immediately changed the subject by drinking and asked, "Do you think this chicken is worth that much? Don't lose money."

Xu Ye laughed and said, "Uncle, let me tell you the truth. If this chicken were in your hands, it would not be worth a penny. It is worthless. You give it to me and I will hype it up. After that, it will become valuable."

Heitu said calmly, "What if we finish stewing it?"

Xu Ye was stunned for a moment and said, "That's also valuable."

The audience laughed again, and everyone understood what Heitu was thinking.

Heitu immediately became excited when he heard Xu Ye say it was valuable.

"It's this chicken. It's a famous chicken. Whether it's alive or dead, even if you eat its meat and stew it, it's still valuable."

Bai Yun's eyes lit up as he listened. After Heitu finished speaking, Bai Yun said directly, "You are so talented!"

In the live broadcast room, the barrage scrolled quickly.

“It’s really come back!”

“This is really talented!”

"What kind of brain circuit is this!"

This turn of events was completely beyond everyone's expectations.

At this time, Heitu turned into a big liar, pointing at the chicken on the table and said: "For example, let's take that chicken now, how much does it cost to eat a piece?"

Xu Ye picked up a piece of chicken and said, "This is the only piece. If you don't pay two thousand yuan, you have no right to eat it."

"Where are the chicken hearts?"

"four thousand."

"What about the chicken liver?"

"Six thousand."

“What about chicken kidneys?”

"Eight thousand."

Heitu turned to Baiyun and said, "That's enough."

Bai Yun shouted excitedly: "So talented!"

The acting skills of the two veteran actors are soaring, and the performance is full of details.

Hu Jinping and his son looked at each other in bewilderment.

They were both shocked by the turn of events.

They couldn't think of this method no matter how hard they tried.

"That's amazing!" Hu Jinping exclaimed.

The son asked, "Dad, do you think you can write this kind of sketch?"

Hu Jinping said angrily: "You are still laughing at me. Not to mention me, few people can write it."

After seeing this, Yang Baoyin also realized the level of this sketch.

The rhythm of the script and the actors are almost impeccable.

"Should I Help You?" is still a bit immature and is prepared for young actors like Zheng Yu and Xu Mei.

"Planning" is a very mature work.

And it will be difficult for him to write about it in his lifetime.

On the stage, Heitu asked Xu Ye to continue eating meat.

Xu Ye quickly said, "Auntie, uncle, you guys should eat too, don't let me eat alone."

While Heitu was picking up some meat for Xu Ye, he said, "We can't afford it."

The whole audience burst into laughter again.

After taking a few bites, Xu Ye said, "Uncle, I can't drink any more. No matter what, you have to let me take the chicken away later."

Heitu placed the wine glass in front of Xu Ye and said slowly: "I can't carry you away by my arms, you can take it away."

Xu Ye raised his head with a puzzled look on his face.

Heitu said calmly: "To tell you the truth, the chicken you asked for was stewed by my daughter-in-law, and this is what we eat. However, the method is different according to your request. You said to stir-fry it, but we stewed it."

"You've already set the price. This is the situation. It's 20,000 yuan. If you want to keep it, then keep it. If you don't want to keep it, then take it away. If you want to eat a 20,000 yuan feast, then take it all away. I won't touch a single cent. What do you think? Is this okay?"

Baiyun excitedly kissed Heitu on the face.

"You are genius!"

This is the third time this sentence has appeared tonight.

Not to mention Bai Yun, all the audience watching this sketch had this sentence in their minds.

"The dean is already confused."

"This seems to be the first time I've seen the dean confused."

"Uncle Heitu is so talented, he can even turn this around!"

The audience also enjoyed this moment.

In this sketch, the role played by Xu Ye is a villain-like character, so everyone naturally wants to see the villain get humiliated.

At this time, Xu Ye came back to his senses from his confusion. He quickly stood up and said, "Uncle and aunt, please don't move. Cooperate with me. I can't smash this chicken into my hand."

Xu Ye picked up the bowl of chicken and said to the camera, "When people get angry, they tend to be stupid. I used to be stupid, but after eating the meat of this laying rooster, I became smarter. A piece of meat only costs 20,000 yuan, it's really worth it!"

Heitu and Baiyun said in unison: "You are so talented!"

The three of them then bowed to the audience together, and the skit ended.

Deafening applause and cheers rang out in the Spring Festival Gala studio.

There is no need to cheat, just collect the sound from the scene.

What surprised netizens the most was that this skit was ultimately worthless.

In short, just be happy.

However, the focus of the patients in Huohua Hospital is obviously different from that of other normal people.

Han Ran directly posted a Weibo and tagged Xu Ye.

The content of her Weibo post was: "Dean, is the camera on the stage recording?"

(End of this chapter)