The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 711 Come and show yourself, little darling!
The director of this year's Spring Festival Gala is still Liang Xiaohua, the director of last year's Spring Festival Gala.

Liang Xiaohua also understands that the Spring Festival Gala is getting worse year by year.

For example, last year, the overall data of the Spring Festival Gala was declining. If it weren't for Xu Ye's two sketches, the language programs of the Spring Festival Gala would have been criticized.

There are a few pretty good singing and dancing shows.

But the overall quality of an evening party cannot be supported by just a few programs.

Liang Xiaohua was extremely jealous of Xiaolanzhan's New Year's Eve party, but he also understood that Xiaolanzhan's kind of party program could not be performed on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala.

The audience group for CCTV's Spring Festival Gala is too large, with ages ranging from one-year-old children to centenarians, and the audience groups involved are also diverse, so he cannot do whatever he wants.

After receiving the task of directing the Spring Festival Gala again this year, Liang Xiaohua's first reaction was to go to Ancheng to invite Xu Ye!
The overall data may decline, but individual programs must be done well. With Xu Ye's program in charge, the audience will at least give a few words of praise.

Liang Xiaohua also asked Xu Ye if he was interested in being the program planner for the Spring Festival Gala and helping to prepare some programs for the Gala, but Xu Ye politely declined.

It’s not that Xu Ye doesn’t want to plan a Spring Festival Gala, he just feels that there are too many troubles.

An evening party of this level is not only for entertainment purposes, but also has other meanings.

With his current status and position, he can't make his words final, so it's better not to do it and just bring a few interesting programs to the audience.

On the other hand, Xu Ye is just lazy.

It’s time-consuming enough to organize a Spring Festival Gala program. If we organize the entire gala, won’t we have no time to play games?

There is no need to rush about this matter, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.

At eight o'clock sharp, the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala officially began.

Ten minutes after the start, Liang Xiaohua received the first batch of live broadcast data.

After seeing the data, he sighed.

The overall ratings and online playback data have declined slightly compared to last year, which was within his expectations.

"We can only wait for those key programs."

Liang Xiaohua frowned and stared at the movements backstage.

As each program is broadcast, there are more and more discussions about the Spring Festival Gala on the Internet.

"This year's opening show is a bit inferior to last year's Good Luck."

"What a pity, I won't be able to see the energetic girl this year."

"Why not sing Gong Xi Fa Cai and Hao Yun Lai again."

"I've always had a question: why do we need actors to sing? Do we in China have no more singers?"

"I haven't watched it yet. I'll watch it when Xu Ye's show starts."

Netizens hold their mobile phones, either chatting in chat groups to grab red envelopes, or browsing various information online.

Finally, after another song and dance performance ended, it was Zheng Yu and Xu Mei's turn for their skit.

At the stage passage, Xu Ye, Zheng Yu and others stood together.

Zheng Yu, Xu Mei and Hu Jinping will all perform in tonight's skit. This is also the first time that Hu Jinping has appeared on the Spring Festival Gala stage in many years.

Hu Jinping is also a veteran actor. He was not nervous, but a little excited.

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei have become more calm than last year.

Xu Ye comforted them, "Don't be nervous, if you really don't want to act, then we can just not act, it's okay."

Hu Jinping's eyes widened.

Are you so comforting?
If you don’t want to act anymore, then don’t act.

If we quit today, the movie will be taken off the theaters tomorrow.

You have offended the people of the whole country.

Zheng Yu said unhappily, "You only say that because you know we dare not not act."

Xu Ye nodded: "Yes, what else?"

Hu Jinping clenched his fists.

At this time, the staff asked Zheng Yu and Xu Mei to enter the venue. Hu Jinping was not in a hurry to go on stage, he was behind.

Soon, the host announced the next program.

"The next person to come on stage is an old acquaintance of ours, Hao Jian. However, Hao Jian has been a little upset recently. Let's see what's going on. Please enjoy the skit "Today's Happiness."

The "Today's Happiness" that Xu Ye held is called "Today's Happiness 2" on Earth.

This skit was performed on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala stage in 2013 and contributed many famous scenes.

The ex-husband joke comes from this sketch.

This is also one of the relatively good quality sketches performed by Shen Teng in the Spring Festival Gala.

When the host made the announcement, applause immediately broke out in the audience.

In some chat groups, netizens also urged.

"Hurry up, Hao Jian is here! Let's go watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

In some families, adults also shouted: "Son, come and watch the Spring Festival Gala, Hao Jian is here."

Such scenes happened in many places.

In the background, Liang Xiaohua got the data again.

When he saw the data start to grow as he approached the skit, the heavy burden in his heart was finally put down by half.

The increase shows that Xu Ye still has a strong appeal to the audience.

As for the audience’s reaction, we will have to wait until the show is aired to find out.

On the stage, Zheng Yu came up with a fruit basket in his hand. As soon as he appeared, the audience burst into applause.

He was standing relatively close to the audience seats, so he felt very involved in the situation.

"Charlotte, Charlotte is here!"

"What Charlotte? My name is Hao Jian!"

"A man who makes Xu Ye live in the shadow!"

Some of the audience have already started shouting.

However, they don’t know that after tomorrow, the name Charlotte will become a thing of the past, and will be replaced by Wang Duoyu.

Zheng Yu introduced himself, "Let me tell you a story. My boss has been acting crazy lately. You said I was doing a good job as a waiter, but suddenly he promoted me to lobby manager. Before I knew it, I was on the road to officialdom."

Zheng Yu's slightly obscene expression made the audience very amused.

"Why is this person's temperament becoming more and more like Xu Ye?"

"As expected of a comedian brought up by Xu Ye."

"CCTV is getting better, and they can even invite Hao Jian to perform on their shows."

Zheng Yu continued to introduce that he came today to deliver a fruit basket to the boss as requested by his wife.

His cell phone rang and it was his daughter-in-law calling.

What Hao Jian didn't expect was that his wife actually came with him.

The actor who plays Hao Jian's wife is also a comedian.

After the daughter-in-law came on stage, she said, "From now on, you are not allowed to hang up the phone. I am wondering why your divorced female boss wants to promote you to be the lobby manager?"

Hao Jianyi said righteously: "After all this trouble, it's because you doubted me."

"I don't doubt you, I doubt both of you."

Hao Jian succumbed to the pressure from his wife and walked onto the stage with his cell phone.

The scene on the stage was also revealed to the audience, and the set looked like a room.

Hao Jian knocked on the door and said to the phone, "Did you hear that? It's just a normal knock on the door."

The next second, Xu Mei's voice was heard from inside.

"I left the door open for you."

Hao Jian was embarrassed at that time.

"Did you hear that? What a strange way of leaving the door open."

Hao Jian pushed the door open and walked in, asking, "Boss, where are you? Who are you holding the door open for? This is me, Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience."

Then Xu Mei's voice came again: "What? I can't hear you clearly. I'm washing dates. Come over and tell me."

Zheng Yu was even more embarrassed now.

The audience was laughing their heads off.

"It has to be Xu Ye's skit, it's so funny!"

"The opening is so explosive, I can't imagine how funny it will be later."

“This is the flavor of the New Year!”

Then Xu Mei came out, holding a plate of washed big red dates in her hand.

This is a pun.

Xu Mei then said, "Hao Jian, this is the case. You came at a wrong time today. My ex-husband will be here soon. I am afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstandings. You understand."

Hao Jian had his phone in his hand the whole time and said, "I understand. I won't delay your business."

Xu Mei was about to open the door happily, but Hao Jian changed the subject: "But who doesn't have a misunderstanding? I just want to ask you to say something loudly, you said there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager?"

Xu Mei asked in confusion: "Why? Is the probability very low? Don't you know why I promoted you?"

Hao Jian almost cried. "Sometimes I am clear, and sometimes I am confused."

Xu Mei smiled and said, "Isn't it because I like you?"

Hao Jian covered his chest at that time.

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

Later, Xu Mei even said, "Hao Jian, look, at this time normally, shouldn't we all be asleep?"

"When did this happen? When did we ever sleep together?"

"Let me be frank. I won't keep you here tonight."

"When did you ever keep me here at night?"

The more Hao Jian explained, the less clear it became.

"I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between us?"

Xu Mei was anxious to let Hao Jian go, and she didn't understand what Hao Jian meant. She said helplessly, "Hao Jian, if you really don't want to leave, then wait until my ex-husband is gone, and then come back, okay?"

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

The ex-husband played by Hu Jinping was already standing at the door, and Xu Mei directly pulled Hao Jian behind the curtains.

In an emergency, Hao Jian fell off the sofa and dropped one of his shoes, which was then thrown out of the window by Xu Mei.

As Hu Jinping came in, music started.

The ex-husband was looking back and forth at the furniture in the room, with a nostalgic look on his face, as if he was reminiscing about the time when they were together.

Then my ex-husband asked, "Have you replaced them all with new ones?"

Xu Mei said, "Yes, what else would I need? Didn't I ask you to move out when we divorced? Lao Gao, have you forgotten? When you left, I was the only one left in the house along with the load-bearing wall."

For a moment, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Lao Gao is a ruthless man!"

"At least they kept the house, that's quite nice."

"Hu Jinping is very good at playing a divorced man, he is indeed a divorced man!"

The ex-husband walked to the window and pulled the curtains closed, revealing Hao Jian who was hiding behind the curtains.

Xu Mei was surprised and hurried over to pull the curtain back to cover Hao Jian.

She stood in front of the curtains and said, "Why are you pulling the curtains? It's the middle of the night."

My ex-husband laughed and said, "You were so shy back then. I was shy too."

He smiled shyly, turned around, and slowly extended his right hand behind his back.

Only his right hand was inside the curtain, not outside it.

The ex-husband said with an intoxicated look on his face: "I'll hold your hand, just like now..."

As he walked and talked, Hao Jian was pulled out from behind the curtain.

"My little heart was beating so fast. We were just holding hands, walking on the asphalt road, and I ran into your mother head-on. You were so scared."

Hao Jian, who was following behind his ex-husband, looked nervous.

Xu Mei was also shocked after seeing this scene.

The ex-husband let go of Hao Jian's hand, pointed at Xu Mei and said, "Yes, that was your expression at the time!"

At this moment, hundreds of millions of viewers across the country were laughing so hard that they were rolling on the floor.

In some communities with poor sound insulation, you can even hear loud laughter coming from other people's homes.

In the live broadcast room, there were no other words on the barrage, just a series of hahahaha.

After the ex-husband pointed at Xu Mei, everyone thought he was going to notice something unusual, but he didn't.

He reached his hand behind him again, and this time Hao Jian took the initiative to put his hand into his ex-husband's hand.

My ex-husband is still immersed in fantasies about the past.

"Oh, when you saw your mother, you were so scared that you immediately pulled your hand away and ran into the woods."

When he let go of his hand again, Xu Mei quickly asked Hao Jian to hide behind the curtains again.

However, the ex-husband continued: "As soon as I saw you running away, I chased you."

The ex-husband rushed into the curtain where Hao Jian was hiding, and the two began to circle around the curtain.

Just as both of them went behind the curtains, Xu Mei kicked her ex-husband in the stomach.

Everyone thought that the ex-husband was about to discover Hao Jian, but he hasn't yet.

The ex-husband also stated the purpose of his coming here. He came to tell Xu Mei that he was going to get married again and had found a girlfriend who was young, beautiful and rich.

The ex-husband said proudly: "Do you feel a little uncomfortable?"

Xu Mei said slowly: "If you say so, then I feel really bad."

At the end, Xu Mei even let out a devilish laugh.

Xu Mei said proudly: "Now that we've talked about it, you can check it for me first."

She walked straight to the window and pulled open the curtains.

"Come on, show yourself, little darling!"

Behind the curtain, Hao Jian looked shocked.

On the sofa, my ex-husband looked shocked.

Xu Mei pulled Hao Jian out from behind the window.

"Come, let me introduce you to Hao Jian, my boyfriend. Lao Gao, my ex-husband."

Hao Jian stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and said, "Ex-husband."

Hao Jian looked uncomfortable. He said hurriedly, "Why don't you guys chat first? I'll leave first. I have a meeting there anyway."

Xu Mei asked: "What meeting?"

Hao Jian: “Misunderstanding.”

Xu Mei whispered, "Cooperate."

Hao Jian's face was already full of wrinkles. He said with an uncomfortable look: "It's not that I don't cooperate. Now it looks like there are three people, but in fact there are four."

Hao Jian took out his cell phone and showed it to Xu Mei, but because the phone was pointing at Xu Mei's belly, Xu Mei misunderstood and sat on the sofa, covering her belly and pretending to be pregnant.

My ex-husband had a painful look on his face and walked to a wall in the room to reflect on his mistakes.

There was a painting in front of him, which showed a green hat.

Here comes another laugh.

The skit was full of laughter from the moment Hao Jian entered the room.

In the end, Hao Jian heard his wife's roar from his cell phone.

Something big has happened.

But things had come to this point and there was nothing that could be done, so Hao Jian decided to be a good person and help Xu Mei continue acting.

Later, the ex-husband left angrily.

Xu Mei smiled and said, "Lao Gao, let's meet at the golf course tomorrow. You can also take me to meet your girlfriend. Xiao Jian, accompany me to play golf tomorrow."

Hao Jian smiled faintly and said, "We'll have to wait until tomorrow to beat him up."

He rushed directly to his ex-husband, grabbed his collar and said, "Your name is Erfu?"

The audience immediately remembered the lines from "Charlotte's Troubles".

"Your name is Charlotte?"

Soon, the skit ended, and the misunderstanding was resolved at the end, and everyone was happy.

Backstage, the little troublemaker Xu Ye immediately took out his mobile phone and posted a Weibo.

"From today on, please call Director Hu my ex-husband."

Another reason for letting Hu Jinping play this role was that he was really divorced, which caused a sensation on the Internet at the time and made the headlines of entertainment gossip.

Once I got the nickname "Ex-husband", I couldn't get rid of it for a year or so.

Netizens also discussed this sketch online.

Different from "Should I Help You?" which carries a bit of positive energy, "Today's Happiness" is just funny.

It’s the New Year, just make sure everyone is happy.

"The skit was hilarious and well acted."

"The dean's skills are getting stronger and stronger. He can handle any kind of comedy."

"Is it okay to say that the dean is currently the best comedian in the country?"

"There's something wrong. The dean is not a human being."

The stupid netizens all learned from Xu Ye, and they are quite mean in their words.

Backstage, after the performance, Hu Jinping finally relaxed, already sweating profusely.

As a result, when he picked up his phone, he found that the names used in the messages his friends sent him had all changed.

Everyone started calling me "ex-husband" first.

How come he lost his real name while performing a skit?

(End of this chapter)