The star is legit but sick.
Chapter 716: "Psycho Song" and Concert
Chapter 716: "Psycho Song" and Concert
Xu Ye's new album "Silly Music" was released very casually.
He has prepared all the songs for this album, but he doesn't plan to release them all at once.
I've already said it's just for fun, if you release a song you must make everyone happy, so the timing of releasing the song is very important.
And in the movie, Xu Ye is about to release his third new song.
The audience in the theater was quite surprised.
"I didn't know we could hear Xu Ye's new song in the movie before we came here."
"Any unexpected gains?"
"This movie ticket is worth buying!"
Shen Xinning smiled and said, "Xiaoye is quite good at playing."
At this time, on the big screen, Xu Ye said: "The song I sang for Mr. Wang is called "Psychopathic Song"!"
As soon as the song title came out, the music started.
Some audience members laughed at the song title.
Are you sure you got the song title right?
Xu Ye started singing.
"One day I was bored, so I asked Zheng Yu to tell a joke. He started laughing before he even opened his mouth to say anything~"
"Hahahahahaha..."
Everyone was listening attentively at the beginning, but when it came to the second paragraph, Xu Ye just started laughing.
This song, with only a few lyrics, is just pure laughter.
This song On Earth was created by ilem in 2014. The singers are virtual singers Luo Tianyi and Yan He. It was later covered by a singer named Liao Jialin, who sang it with a different flavor.
It was later covered by Zhou Shen and Gong Linna. The whole song is very magical and is also called "Song of Laughter".
Shen Xinning was laughing happily just now, but after Xu Ye laughed, she couldn't laugh anymore.
Xu Yunqi glanced at Shen Xinning's frowning expression and thought to himself, "You still don't know how crazy Xu Ye is."
When the camera moved to the faces of Wang Duoyu and others, the group of people also had dull expressions.
The entire theater was filled with the devilish laughter that came from Xu Ye's mouth from time to time.
"Dean, I think you are really sick this time, go and see."
"I never expected that the Psycho Song would be so crazy!"
"I'm a little scared!"
After hearing the latter part, the audience also laughed out loud.
This song is so magical!
In the movie, after Xu Ye finished singing, he asked, "Mr. Wang, how was my singing?"
Wang Duoyu said seriously: "There's no need to be so nervous."
The audience laughed again.
Even Wang Duoyu couldn't stand Xu Ye's level of nervousness.
Xu Ye raised his hand and shouted, "How are you guys on the second floor?"
A cleaning girl waved and said, "It's fine!"
“A sweet song for everyone!”
After Xu Ye finished speaking, the song "Sweet" started to sing.
Wang Duoyu and his group had a lot of fun singing, and the relationship between the two seemed to have taken a step further after the concert.
"Isn't it time for the dean to hold a concert?"
"Yeah, it's so fun in the movies."
"I really want to attend the Dean's concert. Can I bring weapons with me?"
The patients in Huohua Hospital are eager to try.
But in these scenes, everyone also felt a strong sense of irony.
Xia Zhu doesn't like money, but what impresses her are things that can only be done with money.
On the other hand, Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai sought a breakthrough from Liu Jiannan and found the beautiful woman who had previously given Wang Duoyu a massage.
This beauty has no other special features except her good figure.
When Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai stated their demands, Liu Jiannan said righteously: "I'm sorry, the education I received since childhood does not support me to do this kind of thing. You have chosen the wrong person."
When the tablecloth on the coffee table was pulled back, a table full of money was revealed.
Liu Jiannan's expression suddenly changed.
"You're really good at reading people!"
He buried his head in the beautiful woman's chest.
The audience also became nervous.
Later, Wang Duoyu also received bad news.
Zhuang Qiang and Da Congming actually made him 1 billion yuan by relying on the unfinished buildings!
He worked so hard and spent so much money, but it was all wasted.
At this time, Wang Duoyu had his own plan in mind, and he went to have a secret talk with Jim Carrey.
When he appeared again, it was at a press conference.
Wang Duoyu held a megaphone in his hand and said, "I've been in a lot of pain lately. Even though I've been spending money like crazy every day, squandering it day and night, racking my brains to figure out how to squander it, my money seems to have the ability to reproduce. The more I spend, the more I get."
"They drained me of my entire being, leaving me with only a handsome shell."
A foreign female reporter blurted out: "Fuck."
A male reporter also said: "It's so fucking infuriating!"
Wang Duoyu's speech aroused everyone's anger.
Wang Duoyu shouted, "Do you want me, Wang Duoyu, to go bankrupt?"
"Think!" everyone shouted.
"Well, now's your chance!"
Wang Duoyu pulled the rope and advertisements fell down one after another.
Wang Duoyu’s final killer move is here!
Fat risk!
"Spend a dollar to insure your fat, and we'll pay you a dollar per gram of fat!"
When Wang Duoyu said this, Xu Baifeng's eyes lit up.
“This method really works!”
According to the rules, Wang Duoyu is not allowed to give money, but it is different if he uses insurance as an insurance. This is equivalent to exploiting a loophole.
Lose weight and make money!
"Let Wang Duoyu lose everything!" Wang Duoyu shouted.
Afterwards, notaries Jia Ru and He Bi announced that the insurance was authentic and valid.
Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai went to find Jim Carrey and accused him of shielding Wang Duoyu, which was a violation of regulations.
But Jim Carrey was unmoved.
Some perceptive viewers also noticed the difference here.
Jim Carrey has done too much to help Wang Duoyu.
Logically, if Mr. Jin joined Mr. Yin and others, they could also share the 30 billion.
"Does this person have any relationship with Wang Duoyu?"
When the scene changed, advertisements for fat insurance were everywhere in Xihong City.
The singing also started.
The song is called "Calories", and Xu Ye gave it to a lively girl to sing.
"The first thing I say when I wake up every day is to cheer myself up~"
"Every time you eat one more grain of rice, you have to say sorry~"
As the song of the energetic girl sounded, Xu Yunqi immediately said, "It's the song of the energetic girl."
Shen Xinning said: "Keep your voice down."
Xu Yunqi opened his mouth, not knowing what to say. I just have no status.
Amid the singing, people from all over Xihong City started exercising.
"Calories, calories, calories~"
"Calories, calories, calories~"
The sound of energetic girls singing in unison can be heard.
“Calories are my natural enemy~”
When this sentence was finished, Xiao Xu's voice was heard.
"Burn my calories~"
Xiao Xu's voice seems to inject soul into the whole song.
Shen Xinning smiled and said, "Our daughter's shouting is really powerful!"
The audience also heard that this sentence was shouted out by Xiao Xu.
"Bye, donuts, bubble tea, instant noodles~"
"Hot pot rice and big plate chicken, take it, take it, you're welcome~"
"Bye, caffeine, quit drinking cola and eating greasy food~" "Play games on the couch, stop staying up late and hurting your body~"
Amid this dynamic music, many audience members silently put down the popcorn in their hands.
Eating popcorn is also a guilty pleasure.
If this kind of insurance really exists in reality, we guarantee that it will make Wang Duoyu lose everything!
As expected, Wang Duoyu's money was quickly consumed by the insurance.
Ironically, Wang Duoyu also won the title of "Outstanding Youth of Xihong City", which is an award given to him alone.
Wang Duoyu went on stage to receive the award and said solemnly: "I feel unworthy of this award. I reiterate again that what I do is not charity, but business. I just lost money in the business."
The movie has clearly come to an end here.
Wang Duoyu’s dream is to play a football match with the Hengtai team.
The football match also started.
The Daxiang team descended from the sky in a helicopter, and their appearance was very impressive.
The audience was stunned.
Ma Daxiang got off the plane in a cool suit, but he ended up vomiting.
However, the players of the Daxiang team have long neglected training.
Even if I have trained, I can't beat him, let alone I haven't trained yet.
Even though Zhuang Qiang used verbal provocation to get Gao Ran sent off at the beginning, it still couldn't prevent the fate of losing.
After that, the Daxiang team used the so-called chrysanthemum formation, surrounding Wang Duoyu and moving towards the opponent's goal, but it was still useless.
The opponent's goalkeeper is not a fool.
By the end, the entire game turned into pure defense for the Daxiang team.
The players of Hengtai team kept shooting, and the players of Daxiang team formed a human wall in front of the goal to block the balls.
At this time, in the audience, Liu Jiannan also told Xia Zhu the truth of the matter.
Xia Zhu still abides by her duties.
As the players of the Daxiang team left the field one by one, there was no one left to replace them.
The audience shouted in unison: "Daxiang, hold on!"
Coach Ma Daxiang, who had been keeping his head down, stood up and said in a deep voice: "I still want to stand with my players."
Ma Daxiang put on his glasses and walked forward.
The commentator exclaimed, "What, the head coach is warming up!"
It's burning up!
The plot is on fire!
The audience in the theater was also moved by this scene.
However, in the next scene, Ma Daxiang ran towards the court, stepped on a mineral water bottle, fell to the ground, and was carried away on a stretcher.
For a moment, everyone in the theater burst into laughter again.
I knew that the plot wouldn't be that simple!
In the final moments, Daxiang team still lost the game.
Although the Hengtai team won, it seemed as if the win was from the Daxiang team. Even the final trophy of the Daxiang team was dozens of times bigger than that of the Hengtai team.
During this touching moment, Wang Duoyu received a call that Xia Zhu had been kidnapped.
Wang Duoyu directly tied up Mr. Yin and Mr. Lai and began to torture them.
Iron wire and electric mosquito swatters were used.
In fact, it was Jim Carrey who kidnapped Xia Zhu and Liu Jiannan, and it had nothing to do with Mr. Yin and the others.
This is the final test. Wang Duoyu can only truly get the 30 billion if he gives up the 30 billion to save Xia Zhu.
"Money is cold, but the hands of a lover are warm." Jim Carrey said to Xia Zhu.
Wang Duoyu called and wanted to pause the game.
The audience could relate to this dilemma.
Anyone would have to think about this.
Three hundred billion!
Shen Xinning looked at Xu Baifeng.
Xu Baifeng noticed the gaze, but pretended not to see it and continued to stare at the big screen.
He was afraid that Shen Xinning would ask, "Will you give up 30 billion for her?"
It was a joke in the movie, but the point is, Xu Baifeng really has 30 billion!
No matter how you answer at that time, there will be problems.
At the last moment, Wang Duoyu began to indulge himself.
Many viewers felt that Wang Duoyu would not come.
But when Jim Carrey's men went downstairs, they saw Wang Duoyu with his eyes closed on the stairs.
Wang Duoyu came with all the remaining money!
He passed the test of the Second Master.
When watching the video left by Erye at the end, Wang Duoyu asked: "Erye, you too, have no children in this life, why don't you find a companion?"
Jim Carrey murmured, "Strictly speaking, you should actually call me a mistress."
At this last moment, a bundle was thrown out.
Suddenly, it became understandable why Jim Carrey had been protecting Wang Duoyu. They were all family, so of course he had to side with his family.
In the end, Wang Duoyu and Xia Zhu stayed together. They originally wanted to donate money, but they ended up thinking about leaving some money for their children, and they couldn't stop.
To sum up, having children is really expensive.
The lights in the theater came on and the movie ended.
The expressions of the audience in the theater were all very relaxed.
Watching a comedy that makes you laugh during the Chinese New Year can make you feel good for the whole day.
The plot of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" also gave everyone a lot of surprises.
Shen Xinning smiled and said, "Xiaoye, this movie is really funny. Yunqi, send a message to Xiaojia and ask her if she wants to have dinner together."
Xu Yunqi complained in his heart: "Why am I asking again!"
……
On the first day of its release, "The Richest Man in Xihong City" caused huge discussion on the Internet.
"Let's all go and have a look. Xu Ye is still singing in there."
"This movie is quite funny, you won't lose anything if you watch it."
"Xu Ye is still acting? Who is he playing?"
"Xu Ye plays Xu Ye."
"Why is Xu Ye playing Xu Ye again?"
With the first wave of audience publicity, the box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is also rising rapidly.
Originally, the cinema had scheduled a relatively high number of screenings for "The Richest Man in Xihong City", and coupled with the high attendance rate, after the first day, the box office on the first day alone had reached 1.5 million yuan.
On Earth, the box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" was 25.48 billion.
In this world, with all the factors in place, Xu Ye also wants to see how high the final box office of this movie can reach.
By the next day, the single-day box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" had reached 200 million.
Among the movies released at the same time, except for two with decent quality, the other movies had poor reputation.
Several of the directors here are Xu Ye’s old rivals.
As a result, this group of directors found that now they could not compete with the movies starring Xu Ye, let alone the movies in which Xu Ye only served as a screenwriter.
There was even a marketing account on the Internet that wrote an article with a very flashy title.
"In the field of domestic comedy, Xu Ye is the undisputed king!"
The title of King of Comedy was not made up, but voted in by the audience.
It’s not that you say you are the king of comedy, but that’s who everyone thinks you are.
Online, all kinds of smear attacks have not stopped.
Among the movies released at the same time, competitors would not sit idly by and watch the box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" continue to rise.
This is very common in the entertainment industry. Even if they can't beat you, they still want to disgust you. As long as they can get one less audience member to go to the cinema to watch "The Richest Man in Xihong City", it will be a success.
However, no matter how much opponents smear it, the box office of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is still steadily increasing.
The title of King of Comedy has also been mentioned many times by netizens.
The patients in Huohua Hospital are more concerned about one thing.
"Dean, it's time to start the concert, right? We've had enough songs."
"Nothing special, the brothers just want to see you."
"Yes, you'd better arrange more security personnel. I'm afraid you can't handle our enthusiasm."
In the movie, Xu Ye held a private concert.
In real life, at least we have to organize a concert for tens of thousands of people.
What no one expected was that Xu Ye had not responded before, but this time he even posted a Weibo.
“We will definitely hold a concert this year!”
(End of this chapter)
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