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Chapter 77 No ghosts, let's have some fun!
Chapter 77 No inner ghost, let's have some colorful jokes!
"Why are you offending people for no reason?" Liu Yufei asked Gu Zhongyu privately after the crowd dispersed.
"Just looking at him makes me uncomfortable! I'm a big guy, and I'm afraid of offending a small director?" Gu Zhongyu really doesn't pay attention to Zhao Linshan. A director who came to the stage by virtue of connections, he directed a masterpiece for the first time and hit the street. Why should he be afraid of such a person?
"Then you made a bet with him just now, saying that our "Tongque Terrace" will lose money. Do you really think so, or are you just angry?" Although Gu Zhongyu is an old scumbag, he has a very strong ability to judge movie quality and market response, which Liu Yufei has already learned.
Because after "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" and "The Legend of Condor Heroes", Liu Yufei only took two years to stand at the top of the domestic entertainment pyramid.Nationality is second to none.Seeing Liu Yufei's fame soaring, how could the Wang family brothers who are the leader of internal entertainment not be tempted?In order to sign Liu Yufei, he took the heroine resources of "The King of Kung Fu" as a meeting ceremony, hoping to attract her to join.
Gu Zhongyu had persuaded her before that this movie is neither Chinese nor Western, it is difficult to please both ends, the box office must be poor, it is wishful thinking to rely on this movie to break into Hollywood, don't promise anything to the Wang brothers just because of this movie.
As a result, Qianxi and her mother refused to listen to persuasion and insisted on accepting the film, but they did not keep the contract after the filming was over, and played a trick on the Wang brothers!
Sure enough, after "The King of Kung Fu" was released, this film with an investment of 7000 million US dollars, starring Cheng Long, Li Lianjie, Liu Yufei, Li Binbin and other big names, has a global box office of just over [-] million US dollars.
Hollywood didn't make it in, the internal entertainment offended the Wang family brothers, and she broke up with Gu Zhongyu not long after, so Liu Yufei, who had nowhere to go, had to wander around the Hong Kong circle, taking these bad movies that couldn't be turned over!
"Of course! Do you think I'm just mad at him when I said that the movie is going to attack? Your movie is selling dog meat, under the banner of the history of the Three Kingdoms, but the story you tell has nothing to do with the Three Kingdoms, and the plot is outrageous. Convincing Tao to cross, you are dead!"
"Ah? Then I'm done for nothing again!"
Liu Yufei's face was full of disappointment. She thought that the film's best actor, Zhou Runfa, would be a hit at the box office.
"I told you a long time ago, ask my opinion before accepting the movie, you are very confident, you think you can't make a mistake, no matter how many times you step on the thunder, you don't have a long memory!"
"You think I'm you? I own a film and television company at home, what do I want to make? Just these movies, how many people are robbing me?"
"Also! You actually invited Yang Dami to make a movie, but you didn't even invite me! I remember that she is not an artist of your company, right?"
As soon as she mentioned this, Liu Yufei became so angry that her cheeks puffed up!
Well, Yang Dami, I broke up with Gu Zhongyu, so you can take advantage of it, right?In vain, I once regarded you as Jimei, and fed the dog with my sincerity!
She finally knows what it means to laugh and laugh with you on the surface, but secretly inquire about your ancestral grave!
I remember this grudge!
"Don't say it, really don't say it! When I saw you eating, I really thought of some new movie ideas, which are related to food."
"Really? You have a new idea in the time it takes to eat a meal?" Liu Yufei expressed her doubts, fearing that this scumbag is fooling me again!
"I'll write the script later and you'll see it. It's definitely more reliable than the movies you're making now!" In order not to appear too monstrous, and to whet Sissi's appetite by the way, Gu Zhongyu decided not to reveal the plot to her yet.
"By the way, since Auntie is not here tonight, I'll come to accompany you and tell you jokes to relieve boredom!" Speaking of this, Gu Zhongyu blinked at Qianqian.
"You pervert want to take advantage? Bah!" Liu Yufei scolded Gu Zhongyu, but she didn't object to his coming.
She didn't know what was wrong, since the last time she was ecstasy at home, she felt that the enthusiasm in the past when she was in love had returned, even though she already knew that there might be no good results with this man!
At night, in Liu Yufei's room in the hotel where the "Tongque Terrace" crew stayed, Gu Zhongyu actually told her a joke, but it was all...
...
"After an 82-year-old professor married a 28-year-old wife, one day his grandson asked him: Grandpa, are you in good health at such an age? The professor smiled: Son, you don't understand. This is actually the same as playing mahjong!"
...
"Young people nowadays are too hypocritical. I went to a restaurant yesterday and heard a couple arguing. I only heard the man say: I just went on a summer vacation for a month. Why did you get so dirty after I came back! What did you do behind my back?! Then I looked back and saw that woman was quite white. Really, I don’t understand what the man is talking about!!"
...
"Stop stop! What are you talking about!"
Liu Yufei was blushing. Although she knew that Gu Zhongyu was definitely not holding back any serious farts, she didn't expect him to be so filthy!
"Isn't it funny? Then I'll change it..." Gu Zhongyu was very happy to see Sissy blushing like a monkey's butt after being teased by her own joke!
A man's happiness is sometimes as simple as that!
When boys tell pornographic jokes to beauties, the purpose is to appreciate the shyness of girls, not to make you turn around and tell me a more pornographic one!
If he was facing Da Mimi today, Gu Zhongyu would never tell her these things, because he knew that these sisters probably knew more pornographic jokes than himself!
"Shut up! Then I'll kick you out!"
"Okay, okay! I won't say it, I will do it instead! Is it okay?" After finishing speaking, he made a gesture to pounce!
Seeing Gu Zhongyu's vicious dog rushing towards him, Liu Yufei immediately kicked up her feet and launched an attack, and her white and tender feet fell on his face like raindrops!
ridiculous!Do you think you are a big power?Still launching a biochemical attack?
This is simply rewarding me for caring for someone!
But the hunt has only just begun, and it's still early...
The next day, Gu Zhongyu, who got up early, drove the car and whistled back to Yanjing refreshed, while Liu Yufei, with dark circles under her eyes, spent the whole day filming listlessly, and even got NG many times during the filming, which almost caused the opponent Fa Ge to collapse!
Thanks to Hanao Rubing and Fengbo Wuhen for their daily recommendation tickets, I love you all!
(End of this chapter)
"Why are you offending people for no reason?" Liu Yufei asked Gu Zhongyu privately after the crowd dispersed.
"Just looking at him makes me uncomfortable! I'm a big guy, and I'm afraid of offending a small director?" Gu Zhongyu really doesn't pay attention to Zhao Linshan. A director who came to the stage by virtue of connections, he directed a masterpiece for the first time and hit the street. Why should he be afraid of such a person?
"Then you made a bet with him just now, saying that our "Tongque Terrace" will lose money. Do you really think so, or are you just angry?" Although Gu Zhongyu is an old scumbag, he has a very strong ability to judge movie quality and market response, which Liu Yufei has already learned.
Because after "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" and "The Legend of Condor Heroes", Liu Yufei only took two years to stand at the top of the domestic entertainment pyramid.Nationality is second to none.Seeing Liu Yufei's fame soaring, how could the Wang family brothers who are the leader of internal entertainment not be tempted?In order to sign Liu Yufei, he took the heroine resources of "The King of Kung Fu" as a meeting ceremony, hoping to attract her to join.
Gu Zhongyu had persuaded her before that this movie is neither Chinese nor Western, it is difficult to please both ends, the box office must be poor, it is wishful thinking to rely on this movie to break into Hollywood, don't promise anything to the Wang brothers just because of this movie.
As a result, Qianxi and her mother refused to listen to persuasion and insisted on accepting the film, but they did not keep the contract after the filming was over, and played a trick on the Wang brothers!
Sure enough, after "The King of Kung Fu" was released, this film with an investment of 7000 million US dollars, starring Cheng Long, Li Lianjie, Liu Yufei, Li Binbin and other big names, has a global box office of just over [-] million US dollars.
Hollywood didn't make it in, the internal entertainment offended the Wang family brothers, and she broke up with Gu Zhongyu not long after, so Liu Yufei, who had nowhere to go, had to wander around the Hong Kong circle, taking these bad movies that couldn't be turned over!
"Of course! Do you think I'm just mad at him when I said that the movie is going to attack? Your movie is selling dog meat, under the banner of the history of the Three Kingdoms, but the story you tell has nothing to do with the Three Kingdoms, and the plot is outrageous. Convincing Tao to cross, you are dead!"
"Ah? Then I'm done for nothing again!"
Liu Yufei's face was full of disappointment. She thought that the film's best actor, Zhou Runfa, would be a hit at the box office.
"I told you a long time ago, ask my opinion before accepting the movie, you are very confident, you think you can't make a mistake, no matter how many times you step on the thunder, you don't have a long memory!"
"You think I'm you? I own a film and television company at home, what do I want to make? Just these movies, how many people are robbing me?"
"Also! You actually invited Yang Dami to make a movie, but you didn't even invite me! I remember that she is not an artist of your company, right?"
As soon as she mentioned this, Liu Yufei became so angry that her cheeks puffed up!
Well, Yang Dami, I broke up with Gu Zhongyu, so you can take advantage of it, right?In vain, I once regarded you as Jimei, and fed the dog with my sincerity!
She finally knows what it means to laugh and laugh with you on the surface, but secretly inquire about your ancestral grave!
I remember this grudge!
"Don't say it, really don't say it! When I saw you eating, I really thought of some new movie ideas, which are related to food."
"Really? You have a new idea in the time it takes to eat a meal?" Liu Yufei expressed her doubts, fearing that this scumbag is fooling me again!
"I'll write the script later and you'll see it. It's definitely more reliable than the movies you're making now!" In order not to appear too monstrous, and to whet Sissi's appetite by the way, Gu Zhongyu decided not to reveal the plot to her yet.
"By the way, since Auntie is not here tonight, I'll come to accompany you and tell you jokes to relieve boredom!" Speaking of this, Gu Zhongyu blinked at Qianqian.
"You pervert want to take advantage? Bah!" Liu Yufei scolded Gu Zhongyu, but she didn't object to his coming.
She didn't know what was wrong, since the last time she was ecstasy at home, she felt that the enthusiasm in the past when she was in love had returned, even though she already knew that there might be no good results with this man!
At night, in Liu Yufei's room in the hotel where the "Tongque Terrace" crew stayed, Gu Zhongyu actually told her a joke, but it was all...
...
"After an 82-year-old professor married a 28-year-old wife, one day his grandson asked him: Grandpa, are you in good health at such an age? The professor smiled: Son, you don't understand. This is actually the same as playing mahjong!"
...
"Young people nowadays are too hypocritical. I went to a restaurant yesterday and heard a couple arguing. I only heard the man say: I just went on a summer vacation for a month. Why did you get so dirty after I came back! What did you do behind my back?! Then I looked back and saw that woman was quite white. Really, I don’t understand what the man is talking about!!"
...
"Stop stop! What are you talking about!"
Liu Yufei was blushing. Although she knew that Gu Zhongyu was definitely not holding back any serious farts, she didn't expect him to be so filthy!
"Isn't it funny? Then I'll change it..." Gu Zhongyu was very happy to see Sissy blushing like a monkey's butt after being teased by her own joke!
A man's happiness is sometimes as simple as that!
When boys tell pornographic jokes to beauties, the purpose is to appreciate the shyness of girls, not to make you turn around and tell me a more pornographic one!
If he was facing Da Mimi today, Gu Zhongyu would never tell her these things, because he knew that these sisters probably knew more pornographic jokes than himself!
"Shut up! Then I'll kick you out!"
"Okay, okay! I won't say it, I will do it instead! Is it okay?" After finishing speaking, he made a gesture to pounce!
Seeing Gu Zhongyu's vicious dog rushing towards him, Liu Yufei immediately kicked up her feet and launched an attack, and her white and tender feet fell on his face like raindrops!
ridiculous!Do you think you are a big power?Still launching a biochemical attack?
This is simply rewarding me for caring for someone!
But the hunt has only just begun, and it's still early...
The next day, Gu Zhongyu, who got up early, drove the car and whistled back to Yanjing refreshed, while Liu Yufei, with dark circles under her eyes, spent the whole day filming listlessly, and even got NG many times during the filming, which almost caused the opponent Fa Ge to collapse!
Thanks to Hanao Rubing and Fengbo Wuhen for their daily recommendation tickets, I love you all!
(End of this chapter)
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