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Chapter 5 Dormitory Trivia ([-] in [-])

"Old Xu, how does it feel to be superior by a beautiful instructor?"

"How is it? Is Instructor Zhao in good shape? Does it feel good?!"

"I rely on permission. I usually see that you are beautiful and gentle, but I didn't expect to do such a thing. Tsk tsk tsk, rolling around on the playground with a female instructor in the broad daylight, hey!"

After two farces during the daytime military training, Licensing has become the focus of many freshmen in the 12th class.

When eating in the cafeteria at night, the first class of software technology, even the second and third classes of technology next door, and even a large group of melon-eating people in the communication engineering class next door sat around Lian like a group of followers, asking this and that, and couldn't get rid of it.

"Hammer's female superior, that's called superior riding!"

"We're not rolling on the lawn, she, she's trying to grab my back and give me a naked choke. I'm doing defensive moves to prevent her from getting to the gap in my back. These are all technical moves in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, oops, you don't understand!"

Although Xu Xu tried his best to explain the philosophical exchange between himself and instructor Zhao Jiayu on the playground today in serious fighting terms, but it was obvious that the group of students around him were not serious at all.

In fact, there is no way. For those who don't understand fighting, especially ground fighting, at least visually, it is two people lying on the ground hugging each other and making all kinds of weird movements, not to mention a man and a woman.

In the end, Xu was tired of explaining, so he had to let them talk nonsense.

From time to time, a few girls in military training camouflage uniforms would pass by with plates, covering their mouths and giggling and whispering as they passed by Xu Xu's side.

Xu Xu could only sigh helplessly.

He didn't expect things to turn out like this.

Originally, it was just because the military training was too boring, and I wanted to find a beautiful instructor to be familiar with, and let her sing a song by the way. I didn't expect this girl to have such a bad personality when she was in her 20s. !
But to be honest, Xu Xu really doesn't know much about this Zhao Jiayu.

Xu Xu couldn't help recalling a few episodes of his acquaintance with Zhao Jiayu in his previous life.

Zhao Jiayu was noticed and reported by the media around 17 or 18. At that time, Xu Xu had just graduated. He still remembers that during that time, Toutiao, QQ News and other platforms would push reports about Zhao Jiayu from time to time, but most of the reports were limited to her young beauty, and there were occasional rumors and gossips, such as rumors that she was pursued by various rich second-generation bosses, or that she might switch careers as an artist.

At that time, Xu Xu had just graduated, had nothing to do, and was penniless. He only thought that this woman was very beautiful, and he never thought that he would have anything to do with her. However, not long after, there were media reports that she had resigned from her job in the judicial system.

They really met many years later, in a homestay in Pu'er, Yunnan.

At that time, Xu Li’s business had already achieved a small success. At that time, he went to Pu’er to investigate and planned to invest in coffee bean farms.

Time flies, Xu Xu looked at the corn rib soup in the bowl in front of him, and his thoughts drifted back to a certain point in his previous life.

"President Xu, you've been living here for almost a month, don't your girls miss you?"

September is the off-season for tourism, and there are not many people in Pu'er B&Bs. The living room at the front desk did not turn on the headlights, but only a few small table lamps.

Although the lights are dim, Xu Xu still sits on the sofa in the living room at this time every night, holding a copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" in his hands.

The woman's loose long hair hadn't dried yet, and there was a trace of water vapor. She was wearing a printed chiffon dress just out of the bath, and her body was full of fragrance. She stepped on a pair of slippers on her snow-white feet, holding a bowl of corn rib soup in her hand, and placed it in front of Xu Xu.

"Boss Zhao, don't make fun of me."

Xu picked up the spoon and took a sip of the soup made by the beautiful boss himself.

"I am an old man in his 30s, how can there be any girl waiting for me to go home?"

"Oh, man."

The corner of the woman's mouth slightly raised, she lifted her skirt, sat beside Xu Xu, and looked down at the "Dream of Red Mansions" in Xu Xu's hand.

"So you're trying to tell me that this shabby copy of "Dream of Red Mansions" on my bookshelf is more attractive to you than the pretty girls outside?"

"Do you think I will believe this kind of words to coax a little girl?"

"of course not."

"It's just because at this time of night, under this kind of light, your side face is especially beautiful, and I can't get enough of it."

"Hey, my Mr. Xu..."

The woman chuckled.

"If I was a student, no, even five years ago, I might have been easily deceived by you."

With a gentle smile on her face, the woman picked up the teacup in her white and slender hands, and took a sip.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Xu."

After a brief silence, the woman spoke softly.

"I admit that I have been attracted to you, but I'm not the kind of little girl who loves you. Even if I face you, I will only think of all the ugly faces of your men."

"."

"In the next life, if we can meet again."

The woman put down the teacup in her hand, leaned lightly on Xu Xu's shoulder, and said with a soft smile:
"Remember to be nice to me."

"If you were still so deceitful at that time, I would definitely marry you."

. . . . . . .

"Old Xu? Old Xu?"

Next to him, the voice of roommate He Jing mixed with the noise in the cafeteria, bringing Xu Xu back to reality.

"Uh, huh?"

"Tsk, why are you in a daze?"

He Jing mumbled and stuffed a large piece of chicken leg meat into his mouth, his already round fat face seemed to explode.

"Everyone is asking you, why did you insist on saying that the instructor won? Didn't you all ride on people?"

"It was the instructor who won."

Xu laughed and said:

"My hand was almost broken by her."

"Huh? Is it true?!"

The students next to him expressed their disbelief.

"That female instructor looks quite thin, how can she get so much strength?"

"Oh, once the cross is formed, it doesn't need much effort."

Xu Xu tried to explain the principle of the cross-lock to everyone, but found that it was purely playing the piano.

"Tsk, I also want to learn Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu."

He Jing had a wretched smile on his round face.

"Being able to roll around with such a beautiful girl on the ground, even a broken arm is not a loss! I told you that you have good eyesight, kid. Few people have noticed that there is such a beautiful instructor in the music department. Why do you just glance over there?"

"But speaking of it, you are so brave! Even the instructors in the army dare to tease you."

Xu Xu smiled, but didn't answer.

In fact, these days, where are the active soldiers in the army who come to teach military training in college?It's just that these freshmen don't understand anything, and when they see someone in military uniform, they think they are from the army.

One is that the current college students are delicate in body, and accidents are easy to occur if the training intensity is a little bit higher, and no one wants to take this responsibility.

Secondly, the training tasks of active soldiers are very heavy, how can they have free time to play house for these college freshmen?

Those who lead military training this year are either companies run by veterans who specialize in military training, or they are simply juniors and seniors in police academies and military academies.

For example, the instructors leading their military training this time are the seniors and seniors of the Zhejiang Police Academy in the third and fourth grades. To put it bluntly, they are college students just like they are allowed, but these freshmen don't know it.

After eating, on the way back to the dormitory, Xu Xu and the others met Deng Xuefeng. When Deng Xuefeng saw Xu Xu, he tilted his head, pretended not to see him, and took a detour.

"Cut, this guy still wants to be the squad leader?"

He Jing made no secret of his disdain for Deng Xuefeng, saying:
"Anyway, when the time comes to choose the class committee, I won't choose him."

"I don't choose either."

"That's right, the monitor is the face of the class. With his virtues, being the monitor is simply a loss for our class!"

The students walking next to him also echoed.

"Old Xu, why don't we choose you later?"

Xu Xu just smiled, let's talk about it when the time comes, the class committee can add moral points, if you want to be a class committee, it's good for fair competition.

Since classes haven’t started yet, it’s okay for everyone to go back to the dormitory. It’s just a few dormitory visits, some play games, some smokers lie shirtless on the corridor to smoke, and by the way, look at the girls in cool clothes passing by downstairs in the dormitory, discuss which one has longer legs and which one looks better, and score points from time to time.

"Hey, you said that our soft college is really weird. Even though you are in a normal university with a majority of girls, it happens to be a monk major."

He Jing held the remote control of the air conditioner, turned down the temperature, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and complained about the ghostly weather in Hangzhou.

He Jing's family is from the capital city. They are tall, a little fat and dark, but they have a cheerful personality and talk a lot. As long as he is there, there will be no shortage of topics in the dormitory. People in the dormitories next to him often like to chat with him and brag.

But this guy, the shortcomings are also obvious, publicity, loud voice, love to make noise, never caring whether the roommates are resting or sleeping, the most unbearable thing about Xu Xu is that he likes to smoke in the dormitory, especially at night, playing games all night while smoking, and yelling from time to time.

"That's easy. We can organize fellowships. After all, this is the Normal University. Although our college has a little less girls, there are no shortage of girls in other colleges."

The person talking was another roommate, Cao Mingzhi, from AH. He wore a pair of thick black-rimmed glasses and had a student haircut. He looked honest. He was the future master of the dormitory, and he was also the thigh of the technical class during exams.

"The friendship depends on the squad leader, so why did I say just now, or if we add up, we will choose Old Xu as the squad leader then."

He Jing said:
"Old Xu, you should show more performance during the military training. Look at how many little girls looked at you differently when you sang today. If you show more performance, then the single problem of our class will be solved by you!"

After saying this, He Jing still didn't forget to diss Deng Xuefeng.

"If that rubbish bastard becomes the class monitor, I dare! Which little girl is willing to associate with us?!"

When chatting in the dormitory, Zhao Yinchen basically didn't participate. This guy also wears a pair of glasses, but Xu Xu estimates that his myopia is likely to be seen from reading novels since he was a child. This guy is a book fan. He usually reads novels with his mobile phone when he has free time. He also reads a wide range of novels, fairy tales, urban suspense harem, and everything. If no one takes the initiative to talk to him, he will basically not take the initiative to talk to others.

"Boiled!!!"

Zhao Yinchen, who was lying on the bed, suddenly yelled, and at the same time reached out and hammered the bed board under him, which shocked Xu He Jing and the others.

"What's the matter?"

He Jing looked up curiously at Zhao Yinchen's bed.

"This author is such an idiot!"

Zhao Yinchen stared at the phone angrily and cursed:

"How could the Sanqing Xuanwu Sword in the God Transformation Realm not be able to do Wuji True Kung Fu? You are already in the God Transformation Realm, and you still have to deliberately pretend to be useless here, playing the trick of pretending to be forceful and slapping your face, really stupid!"

He Jingxu and Cao Mingzhi looked at each other in confusion, unable to understand what Zhao Yinchen was talking about.

Xu Xu smiled helplessly, there is no way, Zhao Yinchen is such a person, and he will have a fit from time to time.

Zhao Yinchen just finished his seizure, glanced at the hard-working air conditioner on the wall, frowned, turned over and got out of bed, walked to He Jing, picked up the remote control of the air conditioner, and turned off the air conditioner.

He Jing looked astonished, and hurriedly asked:

"No, what are you doing, old Zhao? Do you want to heat us up to death?"

Zhao Yinchen showed some displeasure, and said:
"Now that the sun is setting, it's much cooler than during the day, so why do you need to turn on the air conditioner?"

"No, brother, wipe the sweat off your forehead before you say this, okay?!"

He Jing raised his voice, and Zhao Yinchen was unwilling to back down, saying:
"You like to turn on the air conditioner at will, then when we pay the electricity bill, don't count me in!"

"No. Old Zhao, you are so boring!"

"Oh, that's all right."

Licensing interrupted the quarrel between the two.

"The air-conditioning fee doesn't cost a few dollars a month, and I will pay for the electricity in the future."

Xu Xu is not very kind, it is simply for the comfort of himself in the dormitory, and he can use the air conditioner as he likes, which is not bad anyway.

When He Jing heard this, he immediately shook his head.

"Go, go, what nonsense, we are in a dormitory, how can there be any reason for you to let Lao Xu do it alone?"

"It's fate that we can gather in the same dormitory, so let's talk about it."

He Jing said:
"Old Cao, how much do you spend on living expenses per month?"

"Huh? Me?"

Cao Mingzhi was stunned for a moment, a little embarrassed, and said:
"My uh, one thousand and three a month."

Xu Xu looked at Cao Mingzhi, he knew that Cao Mingzhi's family conditions were mediocre, and the living expenses were only one thousand a month, but he had just started school, and no one wanted to lose face in front of his roommates, right?
"Okay, let's do it this way. From now on in our dormitory, the air conditioner can be turned on casually. I will share the electricity bill with Lao Xu. You don't have to worry about it, okay?"

"Okay! I have no objection."

Zhao Yinchen was not polite at all, and Cao Mingzhi next to him was a little hesitant.

"Uh, isn't that bad?"

"Oh nothing?"

He Jing said carelessly:

"My family does not lack this little money."

With that said, He Jing took out a pack of Daqianmen from his drawer, and handed one to Licensing.

"Thank you, I don't smoke."

Li Ke refused with a smile.

"Well, I'm used to it."

He Jing ordered one for himself, took a sip, and asked:
"Old Xu, what do you do at home?"

"Hey, what can I do in the backcountry over there?"

Xu laughed and said:

"My mother works at work, and my father runs a small business, that's all."

"Hey, don't belittle yourself!"

He Jing exhaled smoke rings and said:
"Look at how bold you are, the family must be doing big business."

"By the way, brothers, do you want to go online?"

"Huh? Isn't there a computer here?"

Cao Mingzhi was a little puzzled.

"Tsk, playing games is like smoking a cigarette and eating instant noodles in an Internet cafe. It's not good in the dormitory!"

"Lao Cao, Lao Xu, do you want to go together?"

He Jing didn't ask Zhao Yinchen at all.

Xu Xu said that he had nothing to do anyway, and he didn't care. Cao Mingzhi was a little reluctant, saying that he didn't like the smell of smoke and the noisy environment in Internet cafes.

In fact, he was just reminding He Jing not to smoke in the dormitory in a disguised form, but He Jing obviously didn't take it seriously, called the classmates in the next dormitory, and went to an Internet cafe outside the school with Xu Xu.

He Jing is a very active person. Not long after the freshmen entered school, they found out the places to eat, drink and have fun around Xiasha University City, including the foot washing city, the massage shop in the bathing center, and so on.

On the way to surf the Internet, Xu Xu received a call from his mother Jiang Min.

"Oh, since you followed your father, your character is as indifferent as your father now."

In the microphone of the mobile phone, my mother's long-lost voice came.

"Or are you almost forgetting that there is still me as a mother?"

"Oh mom, look at what you said, I just started school, so I haven't had time to call you to report the situation."

"Hey, what are you busy with when school just started? It makes you look like a big boss with a lot of things to do every day."

"Did you receive the things I sent you? Five boxes of flower cakes, two cakes of tea leaves, one bag of mushrooms, one bag of matsutake, remember to order."

"Well, I got them all."

"Permission, you are out alone now, and you should remember to be smart and tactful. University is a small society, and interpersonal relationships are very important. You must have emotional intelligence when speaking and doing things. Don't learn from your father with his bad temper."

"The ones sent to you are all Yunnan specialties. If you have nothing to do, take them to give to counselors, teachers, or leaders of the college. Be generous with your classmates. Don't be stingy when you go out to eat and pay for treats. You don't lack this little money at home."

If it was in the previous life, Xu Xu would definitely be very conflicted when he heard what his mother said, saying that Xu Xu is not the kind of smooth villain, who behaves upright and sits upright, why use those things to curry favor or even bribe others for no reason?
However, after going through the social experience of the previous life and suffering all kinds of hardships, Xu Xu looked back and realized how much gold his mother's warnings from many years ago contained.

"Don't worry, Mom, I will never waste these things, but speaking of it, there are so many people in our Normal University, how can you get enough of these things?"

"Remember to send more next time. We have so many specialties in Yunnan, so we can order more of them~ By the way, send more cigarettes. Yunyan is very popular here."

Jiang Min was stunned when he heard this.

Is this something that his stunned son can say? ? ?
"You kid can't learn to smoke, right?!"

"I'm warning you! Never touch cigarettes!!!"

"Oh, I don't smoke, but in our school, from the school leaders to the guards and security guards, the daily cigarette consumption is not ordinary!"

(End of this chapter)