The Wind of China Entertainment 2005

Chapter 579: Parody
"Call sister, sister~"

Liu Shishi held a piece of broken apple, the size of a fingernail, and tried to tease and train the parrot to imitate human speech.

But the parrot was very aloof. It stood on the coffee table and ignored her.

Miss Liu tried several times but failed each time. She said with a stern face, "Liu Erniu, I'll give you one last chance. Call me sister."

That’s right, the parrot’s name is Liu Erniu.

Liu's father put a lot of thought into buying the baby home and raising her like his own daughter, and even gave her his own surname.

But no matter how Liu Shishi taught, the parrot did not respond.

She was very depressed. She didn't know what to do with it and couldn't just beat it.

Finally, she gently grabbed the parrot's wings, spread them to the sides, and coaxed it again: "Come on, spread your wings like you did just now!"

The parrot first leisurely combed its feathers with its jet-black beak, then tilted its head, as if staring at the idiot and ignoring her enthusiasm.

Liu Shishi felt that she was being looked down upon.

"Liu Erniu, just wait for me. When that bastard comes back, let him pluck out all your hair."

"Humph!"

"Boom boom boom!"

Speak of the devil, there's a knock on the door.

"Here I come, wait a minute."

She casually placed the apple slices on the coffee table, ignoring the parrot who took the opportunity to steal some food, and quickly went to open the door. Looking at her boyfriend whom she hadn't seen for a month, her smile instantly blossomed like a flower.

"What took you so long? Come in." She took the gift from his hand, full of joy.

"I just received a call downstairs."

Lu Yuan explained as he bent down to look for his shoes in the shoe cabinet.

"Huh? Where are my shoes?"

"On my feet." Liu Shishi giggled, raised her feet, and playfully showed off the pair of slippers that belonged to her boyfriend.

"Why would you wear mine if you don't wear your own?"

"Well, I'll wear it."

"Give it back to me now."

"No." Liu Shishi shook her ponytail, turned around and ran to the living room.

Lu Yuan chased after her with a smile, and when he saw that there was no one in the living room, he picked her up by the waist, bit her tongue, and started wrestling with her.

"Miss me?"

"Ah."

"What are you thinking about?"

"Here, and here." She pointed to her heart and lips.

He gently touched her waist: "What about here."

"Pfft, you stinky hooligan, hahaha, it's itchy, ugh~"

The two of them hugged and chewed it for a while.

Lu Yuan felt the body temperature of the person in his arms gradually rise, so he gently pulled away and licked the corner of his mouth: "What did you just eat? It's so sweet?"

"Apple." Liu Shishi pouted and said coquettishly, "Brother, I want more."

Lu Yuan was worried that the gun might go off accidentally, so he pushed her away and asked, "Where are your uncle and aunt?"

Liu Shishi opened her eyes unhappily, wrinkled her nose, and said angrily: "Humph, if you don't want to kiss me, then don't kiss me."

Then she vented her little anger on the parrot, snatched the broken apple from its claws, and threw it into the trash can with perfect accuracy.

Parrot:"……"

"They went to buy groceries and will be back for a while."

Lu Yuan's eyes were attracted by the gray parrot on the table: "Is this Liu Erniu?"

The parrot's plumage is varying shades of grey, with a narrow strip of white bare skin around the face and eyes, and grey feathers on the head and neck with lighter grey piping.

"Yes, it doesn't bite people. You can touch it. My dad said this kind of parrot can live up to fifty years," Liu Shishi introduced.

Lu Yuan smoothed its fur and asked, "Can you speak now?"

"Don't mention it, it's so stupid." Liu Shishi began to narrate what had just happened.

The parrot just tilted its head and observed the two people quietly.

Lu Yuan poked its head and said, "I heard from your father that grey parrots are very smart, with an IQ equivalent to that of a three or four-year-old child."

"Maybe he bought a fake product." Liu Shishi said half-jokingly. She didn't quite understand it either.

Changing the subject, she asked, "Let's not talk about this. Who called just now?"

"Chen Zhixi, bring Pan Yuemin to the company to meet me tomorrow?"

"Pan Yuemin?" Liu Shishi blinked. Lu Yuan noticed her strangeness and asked in confusion: "Why?"

"Didn't you read yesterday's report?"

"No, I was in Thailand yesterday and I was in a hurry to come back as soon as I got off the plane today. I don't have time to pay attention to these things."

Liu Shishi took out her phone and clicked on Weibo: "Look, Dong Jie's studio posted a post on Weibo, accusing Pan Yuemin of all sorts of bad things, such as being addicted to gambling, neglecting his family, having poor health, and secretly sending reporters to follow Dong Jie."

Lu Yuan quickly browsed through the messy messages.

Most of the public opinions on Weibo sided with Dong Jie, portraying Pan Yuemin as a complete scumbag.

However, some accounts also revealed that Dong Jie was the one who cheated, and also implicated names such as Liang Chaowei, Chen Kun, and Wang Dazi.

Lu Yuan was no stranger to Pan Yuemin.

In the movie "Border" that the company had previously invested in, there was a police role, and Chen Zhixi originally recommended Zhang Mo to play the role.

But for well-known reasons, it was finally replaced by Pan Yuemin.

Zhang Mo and Pan Yuemin are both her good friends.

"He doesn't look like that kind of guy."

Lu Yuan recalled: "I visited the crew in the first half of the year and found that he liked to squat aside with a notebook to draw when he had free time. I also chatted with him. As long as the topic of family and children was mentioned, his eyes became unusually gentle. Gambling addiction? Neglecting family? Is this true or not?"

"Isn't Chen Zhixi his friend? Didn't he tell you anything?"

"No." Lu Yuan shook his head: "We'll know when we go to the company tomorrow. I guess he has picked out the role in the next movie the company is going to shoot."

"I want to go too." Liu Shishi said she wanted to eat melons.

"Go, go, go."

Liu Shishi nodded with satisfaction, sat on his lap and lifted his chin.

A little bit~
"Click."

Just as the two were arguing, the door suddenly opened.

Liu's mother appeared at the door and looked at her daughter in shock as she sat on her future son-in-law's lap with her arms around his neck.

Liu Shishi immediately hesitated, and Lu Yuan quickly pushed her away.

"Uncle and aunt are back." He greeted politely.

"Well, Xiao Lu is here."

Liu's mother responded and looked back and forth between the two of them with an ambiguous look.

After a brief greeting, Liu's mother carried the vegetables into the kitchen.

Liu's father walked around the living room and asked, "What is the Thai Prime Minister like? Can she speak Mandarin? I saw a report online that she is of Chinese descent."

The news that Lu Yuan and Xu Zheng were received by the Prime Minister of Thailand was reported on CCTV News and was also widely reported by domestic media.

Because it is extremely rare for a film to be received by a foreign leader, it is of great significance.

"He can speak Mandarin, but his accent is very strong. He is indeed of Chinese descent, his ancestral home is Guangdong, and he is a Hakka."

Father Liu nodded, walked to the coffee table and started playing with the parrot.

"Erniu, come and learn from me, thank you."

Liu Shishi pouted and said disdainfully: "Dad, why don't we get a different parrot? This one is too stupid."

Father Liu touched his chin, looking a little hesitant.

Just then, the parrot suddenly spoke.

"Brother, I want a kiss."

"I miss you, here, and here."

"Boo-boo-boo-boo~Slurp~"

"You smell so good."

"Come on, give me a kiss."

Gah…

The living room suddenly fell into deathly silence.

Father Liu was in a mixed mood. He was very pleased that his parrot could talk, but the things the parrot revealed...

He stared at his daughter who was looking around on the sofa, sighed, said nothing, hunched over, and went into the kitchen.

Lu Yuan was embarrassed: "Didn't they say this stupid bird can't talk?"

"I don't know. No matter how I taught me before, I couldn't learn it." Liu Shishi blushed with embarrassment.

Seeing this, Lu Yuan decided to give up and said jokingly, "Don't mention it, it imitates it quite well, brother~"

"Still laughing? I'll beat you up."

(End of this chapter)