Forensic drug queen
Chapter 1 Your sister's burial!I am alive and kicking!
So dark, so heavy, so stuffy...
Luo Xiaoxiao rubbed her eyes vigorously, trying to get rid of the feeling that her body was shaking, and said displeasedly, "What shaking..." It must be some of her colleagues pretending to be ghosts to scare her again.
Sure enough, as soon as she opened her mouth, the shaking feeling disappeared suddenly, and it was smooth and stable, which was really comfortable.
Frowning eyebrows relaxed, Luo Xiaoxiao went to sleep contentedly again, but she felt something was wrong when she fell asleep, when did her flowing hair get bundled into a pile of shit? !Moreover, it is filled with things like hairpins.
"How many times have I told you, don't just take off the organs of the dead for fun!" Luo Xiaoxiao pulled out a piece of anger, which was obviously a thinned rib.Cough, every time they eat, as long as their teeth are stuck by meat, they will pick up a knife and cut the bone, and then use it to pick their teeth.
It was quiet outside for a while, and then there was a trembling answer: "Yes, empress."
Empress?Luo Xiaoxiao is happy, are they playing piggies with her? !It's too bloody! ! !But before the smile spread across his face, he heard a high-pitched voice that sounded like a man and not a woman: "Bury!!!"
These two words are undoubtedly a bolt from the blue.
Luo Xiaoxiao sat up in a jiffy and at the same time hit her head hard on the coffin lid with a "bang", she couldn't care about the pain anymore, and started shouting: "Ah!!! Your sister's burial! !! I'm alive and kicking!!!"
The scream made the eunuchs who carried the coffin let go of their hands, the coffin fell to the ground with a bang, and the coffin lid also fell down due to gravity. Luo Xiaoxiao grabbed the coffin mouth desperately and stood up. Looking around, everyone was kneeling There were so many eunuchs and ministers, all of them turned pale with fright and gasped when they saw her get up.
Luo Xiaoxiao almost rolled her eyes when she died, can she travel through while sleeping in a coffin? !But she is on hold!So she propped up her stunned body and climbed out of the coffin again. Just as she got up, she saw a round bronze mirror on the opposite side, and suddenly, thousands of thunders rushed towards the top of her head.
The woman in the mirror is dark and thin, like a typical little match for a girl, it's okay to look so bleak! ! !There is a dark mass on the left cheek, and people who don't know it may think that there is a medium-rare Australian steak on it.And there are moles the size of green onions on the steak! ! !There is hair growing on the mole! ! !
She finally understands what beauty is delicious! ! !
It means that it is as long as a steak on a cup!And it's still half cooked! ! !
Finally, Luo Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back anymore and fainted in the coffin. Just after she fainted, a hoarse and sexy man's voice sounded beside her: "Since the queen is not dead, everyone's condolences."
The piece of steak on Luo Xiaoxiao's face twitched, why did she not die? !Do you really want her to die? !Finally, she stood up angrily, then looked at the man angrily, and finally, all her anger turned into a very spineless smile: "The emperor is wise!" Don't blame her for being spineless, because she has never been with a beautiful man. Angry, of course, there are dogs who enjoy this kind of treatment.
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The new article has just opened, and I hope all the beauties will support, bookmark, recommend, and leave a message. ~(@^_^@)~
This article is a light-hearted little white article, the heroine has a black belly, the hero is sullen, with constant pk and jq.The teacher loves us too.
Luo Xiaoxiao rubbed her eyes vigorously, trying to get rid of the feeling that her body was shaking, and said displeasedly, "What shaking..." It must be some of her colleagues pretending to be ghosts to scare her again.
Sure enough, as soon as she opened her mouth, the shaking feeling disappeared suddenly, and it was smooth and stable, which was really comfortable.
Frowning eyebrows relaxed, Luo Xiaoxiao went to sleep contentedly again, but she felt something was wrong when she fell asleep, when did her flowing hair get bundled into a pile of shit? !Moreover, it is filled with things like hairpins.
"How many times have I told you, don't just take off the organs of the dead for fun!" Luo Xiaoxiao pulled out a piece of anger, which was obviously a thinned rib.Cough, every time they eat, as long as their teeth are stuck by meat, they will pick up a knife and cut the bone, and then use it to pick their teeth.
It was quiet outside for a while, and then there was a trembling answer: "Yes, empress."
Empress?Luo Xiaoxiao is happy, are they playing piggies with her? !It's too bloody! ! !But before the smile spread across his face, he heard a high-pitched voice that sounded like a man and not a woman: "Bury!!!"
These two words are undoubtedly a bolt from the blue.
Luo Xiaoxiao sat up in a jiffy and at the same time hit her head hard on the coffin lid with a "bang", she couldn't care about the pain anymore, and started shouting: "Ah!!! Your sister's burial! !! I'm alive and kicking!!!"
The scream made the eunuchs who carried the coffin let go of their hands, the coffin fell to the ground with a bang, and the coffin lid also fell down due to gravity. Luo Xiaoxiao grabbed the coffin mouth desperately and stood up. Looking around, everyone was kneeling There were so many eunuchs and ministers, all of them turned pale with fright and gasped when they saw her get up.
Luo Xiaoxiao almost rolled her eyes when she died, can she travel through while sleeping in a coffin? !But she is on hold!So she propped up her stunned body and climbed out of the coffin again. Just as she got up, she saw a round bronze mirror on the opposite side, and suddenly, thousands of thunders rushed towards the top of her head.
The woman in the mirror is dark and thin, like a typical little match for a girl, it's okay to look so bleak! ! !There is a dark mass on the left cheek, and people who don't know it may think that there is a medium-rare Australian steak on it.And there are moles the size of green onions on the steak! ! !There is hair growing on the mole! ! !
She finally understands what beauty is delicious! ! !
It means that it is as long as a steak on a cup!And it's still half cooked! ! !
Finally, Luo Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back anymore and fainted in the coffin. Just after she fainted, a hoarse and sexy man's voice sounded beside her: "Since the queen is not dead, everyone's condolences."
The piece of steak on Luo Xiaoxiao's face twitched, why did she not die? !Do you really want her to die? !Finally, she stood up angrily, then looked at the man angrily, and finally, all her anger turned into a very spineless smile: "The emperor is wise!" Don't blame her for being spineless, because she has never been with a beautiful man. Angry, of course, there are dogs who enjoy this kind of treatment.
——————————————————————————————
The new article has just opened, and I hope all the beauties will support, bookmark, recommend, and leave a message. ~(@^_^@)~
This article is a light-hearted little white article, the heroine has a black belly, the hero is sullen, with constant pk and jq.The teacher loves us too.
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