Global Matchmaking: I Can See Game Tips

Chapter 145 It would be great if you weren't a parasite pretending to be

As for the nature of the alien parasite implanting false memories.

Although it made Mirabelle hesitate at first, but she couldn't hold back the opponent's level of strength, no matter how you looked at it, it was a huge loophole.

It cannot be concealed no matter what.

"Sorry, it's me, Meng Lang..."

Xu Lin gave Mirabelle a thumbs up.

He always tends to think too much about killing decisively, which is not as good as Xiao Huaxian.

In contrast.

It is also a thunder beast that is decisive in killing and killing if it refuses to accept.

At this time, he was having a hot conversation with the "big thunder beast" pretended by two parasites.

"You beep... You bastard, come and see, these are my parents. They came here to find me based on my breath in the valley."

As soon as the small telegraph opened his mouth, he realized that his words were wrong, so he immediately pretended to be a good baby, and behaved well in front of the 'Thunder Beast Parents'.

"Don't be stupid."

Xu Lin reminded: "They are parasites pretending to be, and their strength level is not even E level. How could they be your parents?"

Hearing these words, Thunder Beast's eyes revealed confusion and shock.

"Furthermore, it's been a long time since you came to me. Your aura in Leijianmu Valley has long since dissipated. Even if your parents really come back, they won't be so easy to find here."

At this moment, the strength of Thunder Beast's whole body seemed to be drained, unable to move.

Yes, my parents are already dead...

When I was young, they lured away the B+ Deinoclaw to protect me.

Since then, never came back...

I'm afraid it's more bad luck than good luck.

This painful fact is like a needle prick, piercing the only remaining fantasy in Ultralisk's mind.

The moment it looked up, it looked at the two parasites disguised as parents, and tears rolled down like pearls.

"You bloody bugs, how dare you use my parents to deceive my feelings!"

Thunder rampage!

The angry Thunder Beast launched a big move as soon as it made a move.

Those two parasites, which weren't even E-rank, were wiped out as soon as they touched the thunderbolt.

If Xu Lin hadn't stopped it in time, the maple leaf forest might have been blown up by Thunder Beast.

Clean up the mood, and clean up the parasites near the courtyard of the home and Ling Zhitian.

In the end, Xu Lin and his party headed towards the villa.

"Aren't you suspicious of me?"

On the way, Xu Lin asked Mirabelle with great interest.

"Aren't you afraid that I'm also a parasite in disguise?"

"You?" Mirabell chuckled.

"Let me think about how much trouble you have caused me, you little pervert."

For example, in Mira Belle's female imp form, let her shout "bad fish~bad fish" to provoke her.

Then wait until the emotional value is up, and then call Mira Belle to beg for mercy.

Another example, in the form of the black-bellied royal sister, let Mira Belle transform into teacher uniforms, secretary uniforms, doctor uniforms, and play role-playing...

Also like...

and also……

"Okay, stop talking!"

Following Mira Belle's examples one by one, Xu Lin's old face was somewhat uneasy.

"Aren't you the same way!" Xu Lin also started to follow the old score.

After starting the role-playing column, Meera Belle also fell in love with this tune.

For example, she will play the role of the daughter of a rich family in ancient times.

Let Xu Lin play the down-and-out wandering scholar.

In order to have a full meal, he abandoned the sage book and was abducted by the rich daughter Mirabelle.

For another example, she asked Xu Lin to act as a prisoner in the prison.

Playing the role of the warden himself...

In this project, Ellie and Sophia are sometimes brought along.

However, the plot will be rearranged.

Make Ellie and Sophia prisoners.

Mira Belle's identity is also the warden.

Xu Lin plays the affectionate husband who has to feed the warden Mirabelle first in order to deliver meals to his two beloved wives.

"Are you messing with me?" Mirabell narrowed her eyes.

"Otherwise?" Xu Lin said, "You mentioned it, idol!"

Mirabelle pinched his ear.

'Gentle' said, "But today, the parasites in the house were provoked by you little bastard, right?"

"As punishment, for tonight's script, I've decided to choose [Criminal Suspect] scene!"

"Can I change it to [wife's mom] or [kind aunt]?" Xu Lin bargained.

"What do you think!" Mirabelle approached and bit Xu Lin's ear, "You are a petty criminal, and you are not qualified to ask this judge for extravagant prices!"

... This Little Flower Immortal got into the show quite quickly.

Xu Lin subconsciously took a breath.

At this moment, he suddenly regretted inviting Mira Belle to open the door to the new world.

If you know today, why should you be in the beginning.

Tonight, I guess I can bear it.

However, the above words were automatically blocked by the system because they were not suitable for children.

So the hundreds of millions of viewers in front of the screen had no idea what Xu Lin and his wife were talking about.

……

"Hi, Sir Xu, and Xiao Huaxian and Xiao Ellie."

"Of course we can't forget about the greedy little Thunder Beast!"

In front of the villa, a middle-aged American man in a blue military uniform, with white hair, a Chinese character face, and a major general medal, greeted Xu Lin warmly.

In front of him, there was also a barbecue grill, which was grilling fragrant and sizzling skewers.

On the side, there is a standing banner with four large characters written in yellow letters on a red background: Li Mei BBQ!
"The little ones are hungry, come and eat the skewers, this is my exclusive and secret dish in the style of cherry blossoms, no one can compare to me when it comes to barbecue!"

At this point, Li Mei is very conceited.

Done.

Li Mei took two strings of Japanese-style yakiniku lanterns (that is, immature eggs from chicken ovaries) and handed them to Xu Lin, "Eat more of these, and the young people will eat more."

Seeing that Xu Lin was unmoved.

Li Mei looked a little embarrassed.

"Do you still remember the scene when you and I bombed Dongying City together with bombers during World War II?"

"At that time, the sky was full of flames, and the houses were all set on fire. The wind helped the fire. Those little cherry blossoms were very happy, and there were acquaintances everywhere."

"We can smell the aroma of barbecue at high altitude."

"You also told me that you want to eat barbecue, so I opened this barbecue restaurant specially after retiring from the army. Don't you usually like to eat? Why don't you have any appetite today?"

heard.

Xu Lin patted Li Mei's shoulder very sadly.

"Yeah, how I wish this was true."

Sighed.

Xu Lin wiped his tears, "It's a pity, Brother Li Mei, you are a parasite in disguise!"

"The real you, if you are still alive, I will accompany you for a drink or two."

Done.

Xu Lin tried his best to control his tactics and let the Li Mei brothers, who were pretending to be parasites, take it easy on the road.

Pack your mixed feelings.

Xu Lin took Mira Belle, Ellie, Jian Wu, and Thunder Beast.

Stepped into the villa.

Cleaned up parasites in some living rooms.

In the alchemy room, I found Sophia again.

Xiao Feifei has been obsessed with the idea of ​​Xindanfang, but there are no parasites around.

Blinking Bling Bling's big eyes, he scanned Xu Lin and the others.

Think back to the previous bad experience.

For example, Xu Lin once threatened to make her into a concubine because she always kicked the quilt to pieces.

Mira Belle didn't use the rattan whip to play with her recently, but fell in love with Xu Lin instead.

Little Tutu promised to help her make new clothes last time, but because of insufficient materials, she accidentally made them into erotic clothes.

The little telegraph stole the pill that she failed to refine, vomiting and diarrhea, making the whole alchemy room smelly...

There is also Jian Wu, this female puppet seems to be behind her back, secretly flirting with Xu Lin...

Remember a little.

Sophia can basically conclude that these people in front of her are real family members.

Absolutely impossible to be a parasite in disguise.

(End of this chapter)