Journey to another world with a legend
Chapter 100 The Funny Emperor
Until the legs of Lu Xiaobu and Xueshen standing outside became numb, a guard came from a distance, and after seeing the two of them, he stepped forward and said, "Excuse me, are the two Master Xue and Xue Hen?" Doctor Lu? Your Majesty invites the two of you to the study."
Looking at the guard in front of him, Lu Xiaobu and Xueshen exchanged glances, Xueshen cupped his hands and said, "Then trouble this one to lead the way for the elder brother, this is a little meaning, buy some wine for the elder guard." He took out a small cloth bag containing thousands of gold coins from his pocket and secretly stuffed it to the guard.
The guard put the small cloth bag into his arms without any trace, the stiff expression on his face eased a lot, and he said: "Then please come with me, my lords, the emperor should be in a hurry." He said and walked forward go.
Lu Xiaobu and Xueshen followed closely behind the guards, for fear that if they were not paying attention, they would lose the leader. The guard on the way didn't speak any more, and Lu Xiaobu and the two of them chose wisely. Silence, after many circles in this huge imperial city, just when the two of them felt that their thoughts were about to lose track of their own pace, the guard suddenly stopped outside a palace, turned to the blood mark and said, "Master Blood, Your Majesty's study has arrived, please wait here for a while, and let me go in and let you know." Then he opened the door and entered the palace.
After a while, the door was pushed open again, and the guard bowed his head and said: "Master Xue, please wait outside for His Majesty to only invite Master Lu to enter alone."
Xueshen was depressed for a while, gave Lu Xiaobu an encouraging look, and said to the guard, "Since I just invite Mr. Lu in, can I wait outside?" In fact, Xueshen didn't really care about Lu Xiaobu, but If I go back like this, I am afraid that with Xue Meigui's fiery personality, I will be blamed if I don't eat it. Don't look at Xue Meigui who is usually docile in front of Lu Xiaobu like a kitten, but the bloodstain who grew up with her, However, he has a deep understanding of his personality. Thinking about what happened to him when he provoked Xue Meigui before, the blood-stained hairs stood up unconsciously. A large part of the reason for his homosexuality was the shadow that Xue Meigui had cast on him when he was a child.
Lu Xiaobu glanced at the bloodstains, nodded to the guards, tidied up the somewhat messy cloak of the God of Fa, pushed open the door, and walked towards the hall. Just as he entered the study, he saw a room full of books. , The hall with an area of over a thousand square meters is filled with all kinds of books. A little old man is sitting in the middle of the study room and is writing something. Are you here? Wait for a while, my book here is probably the most comprehensive place in the whole continent, you can read it casually first, and talk about it after I finish writing this poem."
Lu Xiaobu gave a soft "Ah", and did not look at any books, but looked at the little old man with great interest. If he didn't know that this is the royal study and no one else can come in, Lu Xiaobu Bu Zhen couldn't believe that this ordinary old man in front of him was the emperor of the Os Empire, who controlled the life and death of billions of people. This person who stood at the highest point of power in the Os Empire was not as majestic as he imagined. On the contrary, Lu Xiaobu felt that the old man was a bit wretched.
After waiting for a long time, the old man raised his head and was taken aback when he saw Lu Xiaobu's attire, then he said with a smile: "Young man, it's not bad, he's covered in purple-gold level equipment, tsk tsk, it looks like the equipment from ancient times, It seems that you are quite rich, this equipment is worth 2.3 million gold coins, if not because of my status, I would have thought of snatching you."
Hearing the emperor's words, Lu Xiaobu said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty is joking, I am here to see Your Majesty, I am afraid that your eyes will be dirty, so I just scraped together money to buy this set of equipment, my God is pitiful, My old horse that has been with me for more than ten years is sold."
The old man was not rigid at all, and scolded with a smile: "Come on, you boy, do you think that if I don't know your background, I dare to let you see a doctor for me casually, Lu Xiaobu, formerly the great general of our country's Zhenbei Lu Meng's eldest son, originally a cripple in magic and martial arts, turned into a once-in-a-thousand-year genius after a trial, and acquired a good amount of magic. It is suspected that he encountered the age of ancient magic. Later, because of his father Lu Meng's troubles, he was injured and fled. He disappeared for a year and returned to the imperial capital yesterday. He was accompanied by a regional agent from the former Redbud Chamber of Commerce. After arriving in the imperial capital, he went straight to The Imperial Capital stronghold of the Scarlet Cross Society is suspected to have a very close relationship with the Scarlet Cross Society. These are the information reported to me by the spies, Xiao Bu, am I right? If there is any mistake, you can add it to me."
Hearing the little old man's words, Lu Xiaobu became nervous instantly, but found that he didn't have any malicious intentions, so he relaxed his guard, and said to the old man: "Your Majesty, you know all about the boy's deeds. , the boy was just lucky, he met a magic god from the ancient magic era by chance, he saw me in a pitiful situation, so he accepted me as a disciple, and passed on the skills of the ancient magic era to me, the boy can have the current strength thanks to the help of the master , of course, and your majesty for your wise leadership, the boy has always regarded your majesty as his lifelong scripture."
The emperor was flattered by Lu Xiaobu and said with a smile: "Well, don't give me ecstasy soup, you boy, although I know you are flattering, but, um~ the shooting is novel, fresh and refined, I like it Come, come, come, I am happy today, so I will give you the song I just made."
As he spoke, he turned around and handed the piece of paper on the table where the ink hadn't dried completely to Lu Xiaobu. When Lu Xiaobu took a look at the poem handed over by the little old man, he almost laughed out loud and his face turned red.
At this time, the little old man also realized that Lu Xiaobu was wrong, and said with a cold face, "What? Is the poem I made funny? It made you collapse like this?"
Only then did Lu Xiaobu wake up. The old man in front of him is not an ordinary person. He is the key to his ability to develop his power smoothly in the future. He hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you misunderstood. After seeing your work, the boy It is simply astonishing, this is simply a masterpiece, look at this sentence, the sea! You are all water. What a profound meaning this is, and at the same time it fully reflects your majesty's broad mind, just like the sea Same. Look at this sentence, horse! You have four legs. This sentence not only tells people the number of legs of a horse in the biosphere, but also has a profound meaning. A galloping horse means that the country is rich and the people are strong. It expresses your determination to make the country rich and the people strong. The last sentence is even more classic, and it is the finishing touch of the whole poem, beauty! You say you are so beautiful, but there is a mouth under your nose! What we men pursue What is it? Yes! It is a woman, but what His Majesty wrote is a beautiful woman. This poem reflects His Majesty's deep concern about the quality of the reproduction of our entire human race. If the women of our human race are all beautiful women, then we Aren't the next generation of the next generation also going to be handsome men and beautiful women? Your Majesty, you are really a good emperor who cares about the country and the people, the boy is really impressed by your majesty's bosom, that's why he showed the expression just now."
Hearing Lu Xiaobu's tidal flattery, the little old man thought to himself: "Fuck, why didn't I expect this poem to have so many meanings?" Understood, if you say it, you won't be laughed to death?I had no choice but to nod and said: "Very good, very good, you can fully understand the meaning of my poem, which proves that you are still very smart. If you study for a few more years, you may be able to catch up to half of mine. This poem is for you to read." Come did not dishonor it."
Looking at the guard in front of him, Lu Xiaobu and Xueshen exchanged glances, Xueshen cupped his hands and said, "Then trouble this one to lead the way for the elder brother, this is a little meaning, buy some wine for the elder guard." He took out a small cloth bag containing thousands of gold coins from his pocket and secretly stuffed it to the guard.
The guard put the small cloth bag into his arms without any trace, the stiff expression on his face eased a lot, and he said: "Then please come with me, my lords, the emperor should be in a hurry." He said and walked forward go.
Lu Xiaobu and Xueshen followed closely behind the guards, for fear that if they were not paying attention, they would lose the leader. The guard on the way didn't speak any more, and Lu Xiaobu and the two of them chose wisely. Silence, after many circles in this huge imperial city, just when the two of them felt that their thoughts were about to lose track of their own pace, the guard suddenly stopped outside a palace, turned to the blood mark and said, "Master Blood, Your Majesty's study has arrived, please wait here for a while, and let me go in and let you know." Then he opened the door and entered the palace.
After a while, the door was pushed open again, and the guard bowed his head and said: "Master Xue, please wait outside for His Majesty to only invite Master Lu to enter alone."
Xueshen was depressed for a while, gave Lu Xiaobu an encouraging look, and said to the guard, "Since I just invite Mr. Lu in, can I wait outside?" In fact, Xueshen didn't really care about Lu Xiaobu, but If I go back like this, I am afraid that with Xue Meigui's fiery personality, I will be blamed if I don't eat it. Don't look at Xue Meigui who is usually docile in front of Lu Xiaobu like a kitten, but the bloodstain who grew up with her, However, he has a deep understanding of his personality. Thinking about what happened to him when he provoked Xue Meigui before, the blood-stained hairs stood up unconsciously. A large part of the reason for his homosexuality was the shadow that Xue Meigui had cast on him when he was a child.
Lu Xiaobu glanced at the bloodstains, nodded to the guards, tidied up the somewhat messy cloak of the God of Fa, pushed open the door, and walked towards the hall. Just as he entered the study, he saw a room full of books. , The hall with an area of over a thousand square meters is filled with all kinds of books. A little old man is sitting in the middle of the study room and is writing something. Are you here? Wait for a while, my book here is probably the most comprehensive place in the whole continent, you can read it casually first, and talk about it after I finish writing this poem."
Lu Xiaobu gave a soft "Ah", and did not look at any books, but looked at the little old man with great interest. If he didn't know that this is the royal study and no one else can come in, Lu Xiaobu Bu Zhen couldn't believe that this ordinary old man in front of him was the emperor of the Os Empire, who controlled the life and death of billions of people. This person who stood at the highest point of power in the Os Empire was not as majestic as he imagined. On the contrary, Lu Xiaobu felt that the old man was a bit wretched.
After waiting for a long time, the old man raised his head and was taken aback when he saw Lu Xiaobu's attire, then he said with a smile: "Young man, it's not bad, he's covered in purple-gold level equipment, tsk tsk, it looks like the equipment from ancient times, It seems that you are quite rich, this equipment is worth 2.3 million gold coins, if not because of my status, I would have thought of snatching you."
Hearing the emperor's words, Lu Xiaobu said in embarrassment: "Your Majesty is joking, I am here to see Your Majesty, I am afraid that your eyes will be dirty, so I just scraped together money to buy this set of equipment, my God is pitiful, My old horse that has been with me for more than ten years is sold."
The old man was not rigid at all, and scolded with a smile: "Come on, you boy, do you think that if I don't know your background, I dare to let you see a doctor for me casually, Lu Xiaobu, formerly the great general of our country's Zhenbei Lu Meng's eldest son, originally a cripple in magic and martial arts, turned into a once-in-a-thousand-year genius after a trial, and acquired a good amount of magic. It is suspected that he encountered the age of ancient magic. Later, because of his father Lu Meng's troubles, he was injured and fled. He disappeared for a year and returned to the imperial capital yesterday. He was accompanied by a regional agent from the former Redbud Chamber of Commerce. After arriving in the imperial capital, he went straight to The Imperial Capital stronghold of the Scarlet Cross Society is suspected to have a very close relationship with the Scarlet Cross Society. These are the information reported to me by the spies, Xiao Bu, am I right? If there is any mistake, you can add it to me."
Hearing the little old man's words, Lu Xiaobu became nervous instantly, but found that he didn't have any malicious intentions, so he relaxed his guard, and said to the old man: "Your Majesty, you know all about the boy's deeds. , the boy was just lucky, he met a magic god from the ancient magic era by chance, he saw me in a pitiful situation, so he accepted me as a disciple, and passed on the skills of the ancient magic era to me, the boy can have the current strength thanks to the help of the master , of course, and your majesty for your wise leadership, the boy has always regarded your majesty as his lifelong scripture."
The emperor was flattered by Lu Xiaobu and said with a smile: "Well, don't give me ecstasy soup, you boy, although I know you are flattering, but, um~ the shooting is novel, fresh and refined, I like it Come, come, come, I am happy today, so I will give you the song I just made."
As he spoke, he turned around and handed the piece of paper on the table where the ink hadn't dried completely to Lu Xiaobu. When Lu Xiaobu took a look at the poem handed over by the little old man, he almost laughed out loud and his face turned red.
At this time, the little old man also realized that Lu Xiaobu was wrong, and said with a cold face, "What? Is the poem I made funny? It made you collapse like this?"
Only then did Lu Xiaobu wake up. The old man in front of him is not an ordinary person. He is the key to his ability to develop his power smoothly in the future. He hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, you misunderstood. After seeing your work, the boy It is simply astonishing, this is simply a masterpiece, look at this sentence, the sea! You are all water. What a profound meaning this is, and at the same time it fully reflects your majesty's broad mind, just like the sea Same. Look at this sentence, horse! You have four legs. This sentence not only tells people the number of legs of a horse in the biosphere, but also has a profound meaning. A galloping horse means that the country is rich and the people are strong. It expresses your determination to make the country rich and the people strong. The last sentence is even more classic, and it is the finishing touch of the whole poem, beauty! You say you are so beautiful, but there is a mouth under your nose! What we men pursue What is it? Yes! It is a woman, but what His Majesty wrote is a beautiful woman. This poem reflects His Majesty's deep concern about the quality of the reproduction of our entire human race. If the women of our human race are all beautiful women, then we Aren't the next generation of the next generation also going to be handsome men and beautiful women? Your Majesty, you are really a good emperor who cares about the country and the people, the boy is really impressed by your majesty's bosom, that's why he showed the expression just now."
Hearing Lu Xiaobu's tidal flattery, the little old man thought to himself: "Fuck, why didn't I expect this poem to have so many meanings?" Understood, if you say it, you won't be laughed to death?I had no choice but to nod and said: "Very good, very good, you can fully understand the meaning of my poem, which proves that you are still very smart. If you study for a few more years, you may be able to catch up to half of mine. This poem is for you to read." Come did not dishonor it."
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