Journey to another world with a legend

It is said that Lu Xiaobu suddenly became lustful, seeing that the wolf hand was about to grab the chest of the proprietress of the inn, suddenly there was a "pa", five bright red handprints appeared on Lu Xiaobu's face, Lu Xiaobu was caught by this sudden Dazed by the slap, he raised his head in astonishment, and stared straight at the inn proprietress.

I saw this girl staring at her with almond eyes, looking at herself with frost on her face, and said: You little bastard, I have tolerated you for a long time, you have been muttering to me since dusk, you are not annoying me What's the trouble, what time is it tmd?If you don’t sleep, I will still sleep. Okay, this old lady has endured it, and now I still want to eat my old lady’s tofu. If my actions are not restricted by the system god, my old lady really wants to take off her underwear and block your wild mouth First, you have said it for so long, if I don't say it, I will really hurt your fragile otaku heart, this slap is a gift for you, no thanks. "

Seeing the stupid Lu Xiaobu scolded by him, the lady proprietress of the inn calmed down the depression in her heart a little bit, suddenly the lady proprietress of the inn was stunned for a moment, and then she said excitedly: "My old lady can finally talk. , I stay in this place where the birds don’t die every day, and I can’t even see a ghost. My lonely heart is very restless. Oops! I don’t know how brother Archer and Brother Daowei are. I really miss their mighty bodies, strong biceps, and sexy mustaches, and... and..."

Looking at the proprietress of the inn who looked like a young woman in spring, Lu Xiaobu stood there dumbfounded again, only to feel thunder rolling in his head, and only one thought remained: "Which kind of super character is this tmd, this is too good. ..."

After a long time, Lu Xiaobu coughed lightly, and said, "That beauty, are you thinking about your big sword guard brother and that archer brother? Although I admit that their beards are indeed more sexy, but can I Let me ask, why are you able to talk all of a sudden???"

I saw the proprietress of the inn gave Lv Xiaobu a charming look, and said, "I don't know why, anyway, as long as I can move around, it's very good, hehe!! I'm in a good mood today, old lady, so I don't care about what just happened with you How about I let you touch it?" Immediately, her delicate body moved towards Lu Xiaobu.

The action of the proprietress of the inn made Lu Xiaobu back away in fright. Although there was a flash of heat in his eyes, he wanted to touch him twice, but his body involuntarily retreated, and his face turned red.

The proprietress of the inn watched her take a step forward, and Lu Xiaobu took a step back nervously, giggling coquettishly, and said: "Just now you were so bold to want to eat my old lady's tofu, so you are still a virgin, haha, I laughed so hard Oh, you little bastard with a lustful heart but no guts, forget it, I won’t tease you anymore, I’m going to find my archer brother, do you want to come with me, the three of us together, it’s very cool, I I tried it with the Archer brother and the Daowei brother before."

Lu Xiaobu looked at the tough girl in front of him speechlessly, shaking his head like a wave drum, and looked at the inn proprietress with a fearful look, only to see the inn proprietress cast a disdainful glance at Lu Xiaobu, and said: "Boy, I think you are quite strong. Could it be that you are sick? After finishing speaking, before Lu Xiaobu could answer, he floated towards the door of the inn, leaving only a string of laughter like silver bells.

Lu Xiaobu looked at the back that was gradually going away, his eyes were extremely sad and angry, and he said angrily in his heart: "Sun!! I have been despised by this little girl, so I have been practicing self-discipline as a model in the **, and taking this beauty from mainland China as my goal." How can Lu Xiaobu, who has been in charge of his life, be in love? How can he be in love?"

I saw Lu Xiaobu yelling at the disappearing figure: "If you have the ability, don't go away? I will be alone with you, and if I don't make you want to die, crying for your father and mother, my surname is not Lu. **Uncle, dare to say that I can’t do it, rub it. You can’t do it, your whole family can’t do it.”

But Lu Xiaobu's voice was hoarse, but he didn't get a response from the inn proprietress, presumably the girl had gone away. . . . . .

Just when Lu Xiaobu was extremely depressed, there was only a "bang", followed by the scream of the proprietress of the inn, the shrill voice made Lu Xiaobu's ears numb, and the pain on his back The fine hairs have already stood upside down.

Lu Xiaobu hurriedly ran over to the source of the sound, only to see the proprietress of the inn sitting at the door, covering her head with her hand while moaning in a low voice. The misty eyes were full of grievances, and he raised his hand tremblingly and pointed to the door.

Lu Xiaobu looked towards the door, but didn't find anything, so he could only ask in confusion: "What's wrong with the beauty? What's the situation? Where's your archer brother? Why did you go to the door and sit down instead of looking for your mistress? Obviously there is nothing."

The proprietress of the inn snorted and said, "Why is there nothing? It's just this damn thing that hit my head. Don't let me go to Brother Archer, 55555." Saying that, she stretched out Bai Nen's little hand outside the door. At the door of Wuwu, when the lady proprietress reached out her hand, a film similar to a magic shield appeared out of thin air, blocking the hand of the proprietress of the inn from moving forward.

Seeing this strange phenomenon, Lu Xiaobu also stretched out his hand, only to see that the film that hindered the proprietress of the inn disappeared instantly, and Lu Xiaobu's hand stretched out the door unscathed. The differential treatment made Lu Xiaobu laugh unscrupulously.

It wasn't until seeing the mournful and resentful eyes of the proprietress of the inn that he stopped laughing awkwardly and shrugged his shoulders helplessly, expressing that he was powerless to help this phenomenon.

The proprietress of the inn rubbed her red and swollen head in pain, and said, "Hmph, I know I can't count on you, so I'll ask the master of the system what's going on." The proprietress of the inn suddenly stood there in a daze After a while, the original watery eyes became very dull, Lu Xiaobu thought to himself: "Could this be the legendary soul out of body???"

After a long time, the proprietress of the inn was downcast and said to Lu Xiaobu, who was full of doubts: "The master of the system said that the host did not successfully activate the character intelligence system. I am a self-evolving one, so I have no authority to leave this inn. God, who can?" Tell me where is that damned host? I'm going to eat him alive, 5555 my archer brother."

It was only then that Lu Xiaobu remembered that when he stretched out his hand to the chest of the proprietress of the inn, he seemed to have heard a "ding" system prompt, but at that time he was in a state of high-speed hormone secretion, so how could he have time to look at any system prompts? ah.

Thinking of this, Lu Xiaobu hastily checked the system prompts. After a long time, he saw that iconic wretched smile appearing on Lu Xiaobu's face again.