Let you participate in a variety show, how can you become a working emperor?

Chapter 40 Uncle, I have to speed up! (Seek to follow up)
"Fuck! This person really looks a bit like Brother Feng!"

"What's an image? This is what a horse is!"

"I'm stupid! Is Brother Feng really a singer? Why did he even open Didi?"

"If, I mean if, is there a possibility that Brother Feng is also collecting materials this time? I remember that the theme of the next round of the stage seems to be [Road]."

"Uh, do you use Didi to collect materials? Isn't this riding a horse too abstract?"

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The barrage in Gou Xiaotian's live broadcast frantically swiped the screen.

Mei Feng wore a mask and only showed a side face, cursing inwardly for what a crime.

Once or twice can be called a coincidence, it is a bit outrageous to run into this anchor three times, so no one would believe it if they found the anchor by themselves!
But he also came up with a countermeasure.

Even the water friends in Gou Xiaotian's live broadcast room know that he is Mei Feng, but as long as he doesn't admit it, he is "Schrödinger's brother Feng" before he takes off his mask and shows his face.

Thinking of this, Master Mei instantly stabilized his aura, kicked the accelerator and started the car directly.

After a while, the destination arrived, and the familiar Didi notification sound came from my ear, "Hi passenger, you have arrived at your destination safely. Please be careful to avoid pedestrians and vehicles when you open the door. Please pay attention to the safety of the surrounding environment!"

Gou Xiaotian didn't get out of the car in a hurry, and took a peek at Meifeng, as if he saw the flow waving to him again.

He took a long time to unbuckle his seat belt, and Mei Feng urged impatiently, "Stop, I have a lot of orders to run today."

When Gou Xiaotian heard this, his eyes rolled slightly, and he suddenly winked and said, "Brother Feng, is there a possibility, let's run Didi together, and I will escort the car for you."

"Escort the car." Mei Feng laughed when he heard this, and said squintingly, "Do you think I'm carrying passengers or escorting prisoners? Can you feel at ease putting this passenger in the car? If you suspect that we are planning something wrong, come and catch the thief first, and then kill me, the driver."

"Stop talking nonsense and get out of the car."

As he said that, Mei Feng was going to help pull the handle of the car to let the other party get out of the car.

When Gou Xiaotian saw that Meifeng was not allowed to enter, he became anxious and struggled for an idea, "Don't! Brother Feng, I can solicit customers for you."

"What?" Mei Feng was taken aback.

"You have to run a lot of orders today." Gou Xiaotian said in a bit of embarrassment, "Although our anchors can't compare with your stars, there are also some people in the live broadcast room. So, let me press the car for you in the car, and I will mobilize the water friends to come and take a taxi for you to take orders."

Start water friends to take a taxi?
After thinking about it, Mei Feng felt that he could try it.

He just waited for almost half an hour for the previous order. If there are many water friends nearby who take a taxi together, even if the Didi platform dispatches orders through the system, he will receive the order much faster.

Moreover, Didi drivers are also a high-risk job these days. Not only do you have to worry about traffic safety, but you also have to prevent being stabbed by passengers in the back seat.

Of course he knew that this guy wanted to use him to gain traffic, but as long as he wore a mask, he could say he wasn't even if the whole world knew he was.

Thinking of this, Mei Feng helped Gou Xiaotian straighten his wrinkled collar with his backhand, and said in a gentle tone, "This car just needs a good escort, I think you are pretty good."

Gou Xiaotian was taken aback by Mei Feng's light-speed Sichuan drama face change, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

Damn, this guy is too real.

The audience in the live broadcast room also burst out laughing, feeling the reality of the world.

But they were also curious and excited.

After all, although singers like Mei Feng who have written hit songs haven't made their debut yet, they are basically considered star reserves.

The impression given by celebrities has always been that they are far away from the real life of ordinary people.

But like Mei Feng, who delivered food, ran Didi, and went to the Sanlihe talent market to play a hero, so he didn't look like an unattainable star.

It's so down-to-earth.

It feels strange and special to people, and I am attracted to him unconsciously.

Gou Xiaotian also took a liking to this point, so he would stay in the car with a stern face. You must know that the video with the most views since he was in the media industry was about the two episodes of Mei Feng.

Now Mei Feng is no longer alone in his eyes.

That's just walking traffic!

Just like that, there was an unshaven bodyguard in Mei Feng's car.

When he parked the car at the entrance of a high-end residential area, a woman in her 30s wearing a mink fur and plush short skirt with heavy make-up opened the door and got in the car, the person looking at the co-pilot was obviously stunned for a second.

But she didn't care too much, the water snake twisted her waist and stuffed the person in, and the car was filled with a pungent perfume smell.

Gou Xiaotian secretly slapped his nose with his hands, and whispered, "This is for a date."

Mei Feng glared at him angrily.

What do other people's affairs have to do with you?

This order is not bad, the destination is a hotel, and the kilometers are quite far.

Mei Feng didn't want to make any mistakes along the way.

Not long after the car started, the woman in the back seat answered the phone, and she said in a delicate voice, "Oh, okay, okay, I just woke up, I'll talk about it when I have time, it's very troublesome for women to go out, you don't know, in order to meet you, I have to wash my hair, conditioner, and body lotion one day in advance, and I have to make up, put on false eyelashes and choose lipstick when I go out. It's not like you wash a cow every time."

"Hang up first, I'm going to take a shower."

Just hung up, another call came in, it seemed that it was not the same person.

Women also act coquettishly,
Then hang up.

The phone rang again.

"Hurry up, hurry up, I'm already in the car, I'll be there soon my dear, I miss you mua~! I'm tired of wearing it, I hate you. Master, can you turn up the temperature of the air conditioner? It's freezing me to death."

"Okay." Mei Feng, who was called suddenly, didn't look sideways, and adjusted the air conditioner.

But Brother Gou, the co-pilot suddenly regained his spirits and winked at Mei Feng.

Time management guru this is it!
The woman hung up the phone and said suddenly, "Master, do you have water in the car? I'm thirsty."

"Sorry passengers, there is no free water supply on board." Mei Feng said politely.

The woman's needs were not met, and she immediately complained dissatisfied: "What kind of broken car, I spent so much money to take a taxi and there is no such service. Young people need to be more active, buy some water and put it in the car to serve God. Can you earn less money?"

As she was talking, she suddenly discovered something, she took out some oranges from the back seat of the car, peeled them with disgust with her long nails, and began to eat them.

Mei Feng took a look in the rearview mirror, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

This car was borrowed, and the oranges should have been put in the back of the car by the previous owner, so the woman ate them straight away.

But think about it.

It's just a few oranges, there's no need to be as knowledgeable as her, at worst, he'll just buy some and put them back when he returns to the car after running.

Mei Feng ignored her, never thought about the woman in the back seat, and didn't know whether Mei Feng, who was wearing a mask in the driver's seat, looked more handsome in the rearview mirror. After all, some people's handsomeness can't be stopped by masks alone, and it can even be added in reverse.

The woman suddenly slowed down her tone, leaned forward and lay on the side of the front seat. While eating oranges, she tilted her head and started a conversation with Mei Feng. The open collar of the mink fur swayed with the speed of the car.

Gou Xiaotian, the co-pilot, turned his head!

Hey!
This mink fur is so white!
wrong!

This mink is so big!
He quickly and quietly covered the live camera, the screen in the live room suddenly went "white" and then black again, and the bullet screen suddenly frantically swiped and scrolled.

"Grass! Capital dog, you are not human!"

"You eat alone, right?"

"Lai Lai! I want to see Da Lai Lai!"

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Mei Feng didn't pay attention to this.

While driving, he just felt that the woman behind his ears was a little noisy, and changed the topic without answering a sentence. The pungent perfume smell made him a little nauseous.

Hearing the other party complaining endlessly that one of her boyfriends is too stingy.

Mei Feng couldn't hold back and continued:

"Does your boyfriend buckle?"

"Sometimes," the woman said.

"How to buckle?" Mei Feng asked.

There was a sudden silence in the back.

The woman suddenly patted the back of his chair shyly.

"Damn it, why do you ask such a private question?"

"???" Mei Feng.

"???" Gou Xiaotian.

Nima's.
How is your brain so long?

Mei Feng was speechless.

The woman in the back seat thought that the handsome guy was flirting with her and was interested in her, so she grabbed his hand by asking Mei Feng what time it was while he was holding his cell phone.

Grass!
Mei Feng became anxious immediately.

"Hey! Let go."

"Oh, how do you take care of your hands? They're so slippery." The woman said enviously.

"I have a girlfriend." Mei Feng said.

"It's okay, sister doesn't mind." The woman smiled delicately.

"Let me go, you're hurting my girlfriend." Mei Feng broke free with all his strength, and wiped his clothes vigorously with some disgust.

The air in the car suddenly became quiet.

The woman's hands froze in mid-air.

The water friends also burst into laughter in the live broadcast room.

"Damn it! Brother Feng is too straight!"

"He is a role model for my generation!"

"Women will only affect my brother Feng's driving."

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At this moment, the woman seemed to have changed her face a little too, cursing and cursing in the back seat, "A broken Didi, I think you are playing with you, I really think I am some kind of diamond king, bah! Bad luck!"

Hearing the woman's words, before Mei Feng could react, Gou Xiaotian, the co-pilot, was not happy.

"Hey, this is my dear brother, be careful when you speak while riding a horse."

Gou Xiaotian's appearance is completely different from Mei Feng's, with a wild and unrestrained horse face, he looks like a master who can take out bricks from the dark green coat at any time.

The woman was stared at, trembled in fright, and immediately closed her mouth.

But she was obviously a little unconvinced.

When she got off the car at the destination, when she opened the door, she suddenly picked up the bag and shook it, and the orange peels that had been peeled along the way were scattered all over the back seat like a goddess.

Gou Xiaotian caught a glimpse of this scene from the rearview mirror, and was suddenly so angry that he opened the car window and shouted to the outside, "What the hell do you mean? Hurry up and take these rubbish oranges away with me."

The woman got out of the car and immediately became rampant, and shouted at Gou Xiaotian with her hips on her hips, "What rubbish? It's dried orange peel, you two idiots should save some water for themselves!"

Just a few words, when he saw that Gou Xiaotian was about to open the door and get out of the car, he was so frightened that he threw up his high heels and turned around and ran. Before leaving, he didn't forget to turn his head and say harsh words!
"Hitting someone, right? Just wait, I'll complain to Didi immediately! Don't even think about driving your car!"

Seeing the woman running so fast, Gou Xiaotian was speechless, and slammed the car door angrily.

"Damn, who is this?"

Mei Feng's eyelids twitched, and he reminded, "Take it easy, I'm borrowing a car."

"Brother Feng, aren't you angry?" Gou Xiaotian asked.

"What's the use of being angry."

Mei Feng in the driver's seat suddenly smiled mysteriously, "I bet she will come to us to apologize soon."

"Ah?" Gou Xiaotian was dumbfounded.

Where does your confidence come from?

Counting on that woman's conscience to find out.

At this time, he glanced inadvertently, and suddenly found a mobile phone lying under the orange peel in the back seat.

Eh?Did this woman leave her phone in the car?Looks like it's Apple's newest model?

Tick ​​ring ring!

Suddenly, a classic Apple mobile phone rang.

Mei Feng and Gou Xiaotian looked at each other, and their eyes fell on the screen of the mobile phone in the back seat at the same time, and the caller ID seemed to be "Jinghai Fu Second Generation (beautiful gift negotiation)"

Mei Feng smiled suddenly, and said nonchalantly, "The guest's mobile phone was left in my car. If there is something urgent, it's okay. It's reasonable for me to answer the phone for you."

Gou Xiaotian was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and hurriedly said, "It's reasonable."

Mei Feng leaned over to touch the phone from the back seat, gave a dry cough, and slid across the screen to answer the phone. A man's voice came from the other end of the phone, which sounded like the stupid son of an inexperienced landlord.

"Hey, baby, where have you been? Let's date first, go to my house at night, my parents are waiting."

"Sorry, I'm not your baby." Mei Feng said.

When the man on the other end of the phone heard Mei Feng's voice, his tone suddenly changed, and he asked unhappily, "Who are you? Where's my baby?"

The young man is obsessed with obsession.

Mei Feng smiled slightly, and decided to enlighten the lost youth. He deliberately put on a tough tone and said, "Don't ask me who I am as soon as I come up. I am a wholesale hat. Do you want it? I want you to give me one."

"Still dating! You two are not enough to date every day. What's the matter with us once? Why are you calling to remind me? Let me tell you that I have endured you for a long time!"

The man on the other end of the phone was obviously stunned by Mei Feng's tough attitude and a series of blatant questions, and was so angry that he stuttered for a moment.

Mei Feng followed up with a set of combos to ascend the dragon.

continued:
"Why are you dumb? Talk, and I won't move if I don't talk anymore. It's her who suffers."

The other end of the phone finally broke out!
"Too much bullying! It's really too much bullying! You couple, I will stop the card immediately! Tell her not to use my card again in the future."

Mei Feng chuckled.

"Just talk!"

"Uncle, I need to speed up!"

Like being shot, there seemed to be a sound of a pure love soldier falling to the ground on the other end of the phone. The man couldn't stand it anymore, and hung up the phone with a "snap" in anger.

Mei Feng shrugged, turned his head to look at Gou Xiaotian who was stunned by Mei Feng's miraculous operation, and smiled slightly.

"Is this a good thing I did?"

"More than a good thing!

It is simply a blessing! "

Gou Xiaotian gave a thumbs up!

Unexpectedly, at this moment, there was an anxious knock on the door outside the car window, and the woman who had just slipped away went back and forth, standing outside anxiously.

Obviously, the phone, or the contacts on the phone, that was left in the car was very important to her.

Those are long-term meal tickets!

"Look, come back."

Mei Feng smiled at Gou Xiaotian, raised his hand and pressed the car window.

Before he had time to speak, the woman outside the car nodded and bowed, with an extremely good attitude and apologized for a while.

Before Mei Feng could speak, the woman took the initiative to open the back door and picked up all the orange peels and put them in her bag. She also took out a wet tissue and wiped the chair for a while, but she was obviously disappointed that she couldn't find the phone.

Immediately, she asked Mei Feng a little nervously, "Well, I'm sorry, I just put my phone away."

"Is this it?" Mei Feng raised his hand and raised his hand.

The woman nodded quickly, and carefully glanced at the co-pilot who stared fiercely at her, Gou Xiaotian, and asked very anxiously, "Can you return the phone to me?"

"Of course, it was originally yours." Mei Feng handed over the phone without saying a word.

The woman was immediately overjoyed, and quickly took the phone, as if she had grasped everything about her, as if she never expected to get the phone back so easily.

If it was her who was offended like this, even if she was afraid that the owner would call the police and locate her or something, she would just find a trash can on the side of the road and throw it away.

Anyway, it is impossible to return it to the other party easily.

The smiling woman thanked Mei Feng, "You look young, college student? You're so weird!"

"Really? Everyone says so."

Mei Feng scratched his head and smiled foolishly.

passenger seat,

Gou Xiaotian looked at Mei Feng's harmless smile, and the corner of his mouth twitched suddenly.

At the same time, the water friends in the live broadcast room who witnessed all this all burst out laughing.

(End of this chapter)