This martial artist just wants to be an official

Chapter 384 Jiaofang Si is drunk

It was getting dark.

The Jiaofangsi in Beijing is definitely the place where men linger the most in Dayong.

Here, there is nothing you can’t think of and nothing you can’t play.

Lu Yuanzhi's eyes slowly moved around the environment of Jiaofangsi.

Last time I came...

When I first arrived in Beijing last year, I came with Liu Fengnian and my second son.

It's friends and relatives.

This time when I came to Jiaofangsi, I was accompanied by friends and relatives.

Not bad.

My cousin also came with me.

"This is the legendary Jiaofangsi..."

While looking at the gorgeously decorated and simple interior, my cousin looked at the posing women as if she had discovered a new world.

Of course, unlike Goulan, these women have some special skills.

What kind of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing and dancing.

"Hey, is the old man coming too?"

My cousin was suddenly startled, looking at an old man who was nearly 70 years old, sitting on a chair drinking tea, and there was a little girl next to him who was gently stuffing grapes into his mouth.

"Why do you care so much? If a woman comes to Jiaofangsi, she is really much better than him?"

Lu Yuanzhi grabbed his cousin angrily and rolled his eyes at her.

But he also glanced at the old man in surprise.

You are so old, can you still move?
"Master Song, are you here?"

Not long after the three of them entered the door, they saw a boy coming up. When he saw Song Yu, his eyes lit up:
"The noble man is waiting for you in the private room."

"Row."

Song Yu nodded, led Lu Yuanzhi and his cousin, and followed the boy's guidance towards the box.

As soon as he entered the box, he saw the familiar second prince already sitting down.

After seeing the three people, the second prince's eyes were obviously dazed for a while because he saw Hai Lingzhi.

"Isn't this the daughter of the Hai family?"

The second prince looked a little confused and glanced at Song Yu.

We are not brothers, but we are eating in a restaurant and bringing our own food? ?
When Song Yu saw the second prince's eyes, how could he not know what he was thinking, and his eyebrows immediately stood up:
"Second brother, Shangguan, what are you thinking about?!"

Song Yu sat opposite the second prince.

"Uh……"

The second prince smiled, stood up quickly, and said with an apologetic smile:

"I didn't think about anything. I'm a guest when I'm here. Please sit down."

With that said, he came to Lu Yuanzhi and said with admiration:

"Unexpectedly, since the last time we said goodbye and met again in the Kewu Division, Brother Lu is already known to everyone as the commander of Pei Yinlang, a third-rank warrior in Dayong, and the newly promoted Marquis of Qinghe!"

Hearing the compliments from the second prince, Lu Yuanzhi smiled and said:
"The Second Prince is overly praised."

"Please take a seat quickly!"

The second prince stepped forward with a smile, casually sipped the hand that had just eaten the snack on his body, then took Lu Yuanzhi's hand and came to the seat.

"The daughter of the Hai family, please sit down quickly."

After everyone was seated, the second prince began to compliment Lu Yuanzhi.

He talked a lot about how he had admired her for a long time, how he wished he could be with her, and so on.

The second prince said that he was not tired, and Lu Yuanzhi almost fell asleep listening to it.

"Okay, Shangguan Lao Er, I don't believe you can say these words."

Song Yu sneered and said:

"No one else knows about your nature. How can I not know it? Who taught you to say this?"

"Uh."

The second prince's expression froze and he glanced at Lu Yuanzhi awkwardly.

"Haha, it doesn't matter, we are all friends, just say whatever you want."

Lu Yuanzhi smiled gently at the second prince nonchalantly.

"Huh, this is what my father taught me."

The second prince simply showed off his cards and sat on his seat casually:
"Everyone knows that I have no interest in the chair under the old man's butt. He insists on arranging everything for me. My uncle also insists on arranging things for me that I don't like to do."

As he spoke, he boredly picked a grape from the table, stuffed it into his mouth, picked up the wine bottle on the table, and filled a glass for everyone.

"The old man with the white beard is talking endlessly to the court all day long, and there are endless memorials on the table. Whoever wants to sit in that seat can sit there, but I won't sit down anyway!"

When the second prince said this, he lay half-lying on the chair nonchalantly.

Song Yu didn't care who became the emperor, and he didn't think too much about it.

The same goes for my cousin. She is only interested in the snacks on the second prince's table and doesn't care about anything else.

As for Lu Yuanzhi, ever since he entered the third level, he has seen everyone as a traitor.

"Then don't talk about these annoying things."

Song Yu directly raised the cup, drank it all in one gulp, smacked his lips, looked at the second prince and said:

"Drink first."

"Drink drink drink!!"

As soon as he heard about drinking, the second prince's sad face immediately turned into a smile and he quickly raised the cup and looked at Lu Yuanzhi with burning eyes:
"Marquis Lu, together?"

"it is good."

Lu Yuanzhi smiled softly and picked up the cup.

"I'm coming too!"

My cousin happened to have eaten too much and couldn't swallow it at the moment. She also raised her glass with joy on her face.

"Done!"

“It tastes delicious!”

After my cousin finished drinking a glass, he looked at the empty glass with shining eyes:

"No wonder senior brother likes to come to Jiaofangsi. Not only are the snacks delicious in Jiaofangsi, but the wine is also so delicious!!"

"Uh……"

Song Yu's face froze.

The second prince smiled and looked at Lu Yuanzhi.

The corner of Lu Yuanzhi's mouth twitched:
"If you like to eat, you can come here more often in the future."

"Hahahaha!"

Hearing Lu Yuanzhi's words, the second prince laughed immediately:
"Yes, yes, if the daughter of the Hai family likes it, I can bring you here every day from now on, but you are wrong about one thing."

"what?"

The cousin looked up blankly.

"We like coming here, not just for the food."

"Ah?"

My cousin was stunned, she frowned and said:

"But when I just came in, I clearly saw that the old man came here just to be fed."

……

Lu Yuanzhi couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud.

"why are you laughing?"

The cousin stuffed something into her mouth with a blank look on her face.

"It's okay, just eat well."

Lu Yuanzhi chuckled.

"Let's drink ours!"

The second prince laughed, held up the wine in the glass, and took the lead in drinking.

Of course Lu Yuanzhi didn't care.

Wine, for his third grade, is no longer water of any use.

After about half an hour, everyone had drunk too much.

Lu Yuanzhi watched his cousin hug an oiran from the Jiaofang Department and brag to the oiran:
"After I became the disciple of the Imperial Master, in the entire Kewu Division, little lady, I am not bragging to you, I am the most talented, and all the senior brothers are not as good as me!"

The cousin blushed, stuttered, and proudly pointed to the logo of the Kewu Department on her chest.

"Yes, yes, this little god said yes!"

Then where has the oiran from the Jiaofang Division seen this battle?
Ruhua's face turned pale with fright, and she quickly followed her cousin's words.

"Did you see this! This thing!"

My cousin took out a grenade from somewhere.

"what is this?"

The little oiran leaned on her cousin's shoulder, pretending to be curious.

"Hey!" The cousin laughed, and her left hand, whether intentionally or unintentionally, rubbed against the little oiran's chest, and pulled the lead, with a proud look on her face:
"No need for fire, all you need is this gentle touch..."

"Shut up!"

At this time, Lu Yuanzhi quickly stood up to stop his cousin, and snatched the grenade from his cousin's hand with his eyes wide open:

"You have to pull this thing apart..."

He glanced at the second prince who was still drinking, then looked at his cousin and said:
"Your whole family will die!"

"Ok?"

The cousin was stunned for a moment, then laughed nonchalantly and pointed to Lu Yuan:

"Just lie to me, give it back to me, and I will tell this little lady about the power of this thing!"

"Fuck off!"

Lu Yuanzhi put the grenade into his scripture space.

Damn it, if I had known, I wouldn't have brought her out.

After drinking too much, he would tease the little girl.

What a pity, sister, you are just a girl!
"Oh! Don't be angry, Mr. Hou! Come and have a drink, the daughter of the Hai family is also a member of the same group!"

The second prince quickly stood up and held up the cup swayingly:

"Keep drinking!"

Song Yu also blushed, and pushed away the little oiran who was already under his clutches, with eyes intoxicated, and held up the cup with drowsy eyes:

"That's it, drink and drink!"

Lu Yuanzhi also raised his cup.

"Well, Mr. Hou, why do you want to drink three drinks?"

The second prince rubbed his eyes hard and looked at Lu Yuanzhi in front of him. His body was already shaking badly and he had no strength to speak:
"No! How can I let you drink more!"

The corner of Lu Yuanzhi's mouth twitched.

He could tell that the second prince was extremely drunk.

"You're wrong, this is all I have."

Lu Yuanzhi spoke up.

"No, no, it's obviously three cups."

The second prince pointed to Lu Yuanzhi's cup and murmured counting carefully:

"One, two, three! That's three! Why is there one more cup? That's four cups!"

After saying that, the second prince looked moved:
"Thank you, Lord Hou, for thinking highly of me!"

As he spoke, he gritted his teeth and poured himself four glasses of wine in succession, drinking them all in one gulp.

Lu Yuanzhi was completely speechless.

He held up the cup.

He didn't think about it that much. Forget it, he just drank with the prince. After all, the second prince saved him when he was in prison in Jingzhao Mansion.

He also drank the wine into his mouth.

The second prince had already drank four glasses of wine in a row. How could Song Yu stay in such a depressed state for so long?

"I'm coming too!!"

Saying that, Song Yu poured himself four glasses of wine and drank it directly without looking at it.

"No, Brother Song, you..."

He was much more respectful to Song Yu and Lu Yuanzhi, who had saved his two lives.

Lu Yuanzhi also quickly raised his wine glass, poured four in a row, faced Song Yu, and drank it into his stomach.

"what!!"

The second prince shouted, his eyes widening:

"Master Hou! Why did you drink... sixteen glasses again??!"

"No! The Marquis likes to drink today, so I have to do anything to make you happy!!"

With that said, the second prince was about to pour himself wine. When he saw that the cup was not enough, he directly raised the wine bottle in front of him:

"Dun, dun, dun."

A bottle of wine was completely drained.

The speed was so fast that even Lu Yuanzhi was stunned.

Song Yu was also stunned.

"Shangguan Er! I don't accept it!"

Song Yu reacted, roared, found a bottle of wine, and poured it into his mouth no matter what.

Uh……

Looking at the scene of complete chaos.

Lu Yuanzhi was truly speechless.

"Hey! It's fun! Little lady, look at them, one big fool, two big fools, hahahaha!"

The cousin hugged the little oiran, pointed at these people and laughed.

Hearing his cousin's ridicule, Lu Yuanzhi shook his head, hurriedly came to the three of them, stretched out his hand and pointed twice in succession.

The second prince and Song Yu, who were having a drinking contest, fainted on the spot.

"what!!!"

The oiran, who had never seen the world, screamed on the spot.

He thought that Lu Yuanzhi was an assassin, and that he had killed Song Yu and the second prince just now...

If the second prince and the little god from Kewu Division die in Kewu Division.

Not to mention anything else, all the courtesans in the entire Kewu Division had to follow him into the coffin!

Even the entire Ministry of Etiquette may have to be reshuffled.

"Okay, stop screaming, they just drank too much and passed out."

Lu Yuanzhi looked at the screaming little oiran distractedly and said:

"I am Lu Yuanzhi, deputy commander of Pei Yinlang, and Qinghe Marquis of Dayong."

Uh……

Hearing this, the little oiran's eyes widened instantly and he swallowed hard:
"You...are you Lu Yunpei??"

"It used to be."

The corner of Lu Yuanzhi's mouth twitched.

Nowadays, the common people in Beijing still habitually call themselves Yunpei.

"what!!"

The oiran became excited.

"What was it called inside?" A voice came from outside the box.

The oiran's reaction was also very quick, and he quickly said to the outside:

"Seeing Lu Yunpei, the slave family just said that they were happy!"

"You can't shout like that if you're happy. It disturbs the enjoyment of other guests..."

The voice outside muttered something and left.

"Qingyue from the slave family has met Lu Yunpei."

The oiran quickly ran from Song Yu's side to Lu Yuanzhi's side.

"Ah."

Lu Yuanzhi replied calmly:

"Send someone to send them back."

After saying that, he couldn't help but pick up his cousin and walked out.

"Why are you pulling me?"

The cousin looked at the young lady in the box reluctantly.

"I'll tell my uncle if you come to this place again."

Lu Yuanzhi glared at his cousin fiercely, pointed at the second prince in the box and said to Song Yu:
"Don't have any contact with them in the future, you hear me?"

The cousin looked at Lu Yuanzhi nonchalantly:
"Didn't you also come into contact with them?"

"Can we be the same?"

Lu Yuanzhi laughed.

"What's the difference?" My cousin said unconvinced:
"We both have one nose and two eyes."

At this point, she lowered her head and glanced at Lu Yuanzhi's crotch, then raised her head:
"Some places are not as meaty as yours, but the places I have are twice as heavy as yours!"

As she said that, her cousin straightened her chest and couldn't see her toes when she lowered her head.

……

Lu Yuanzhi ignored his cousin and pulled her out of the Jiaofang Division:

"In other words, if we don't have a mobile phone now, why don't I record your drunken and crazy words and show it to you tomorrow? Why don't you die on the spot?"

The cousin didn't even listen to what Lu Yuanzhi was saying. She cursed and reluctantly got into the Kewu Division's carriage under Lu Yuanzhi's pull.

Lu Yuanzhi raised his head and looked at the sky. It was quite far away from his palace, so he walked towards Peiyinlang Yamen.

(End of this chapter)