This martial artist just wants to be an official

Chapter 581: Unexplained Laughter

Lu Yuanzhi led his troops on horseback and looked at everyone indifferently.

He never spoke a word and only let Aunt Lengdan and Zhang Shenxing negotiate with the people from the Tata tribe.

As a god, he naturally has to maintain his mystery.

If you solve everything yourself, you will have no dignity in the eyes of ordinary people.

This is commonly known as losing one's status.

"I am a messenger from the gods. Just tell me what you have to say."

Zhang Shenxing now has an arrogant look on his face, like a dog following his master.

That was a great feeling.

He looked at the timid Tata people below, with a cold look on his face.

The main reason is that Zhang Shenxing was indeed hunted down by these people.

Now seeing the timid expressions on their faces, I feel really good.

He looked down upon the Tata tribe.

"The messenger of the gods."

Erlutong, the chief of the Tata tribe, had a sneer on his face.

On the surface, he looked very respectful. He brought a group of people to Zhang Shenxing and secretly glanced at the silent Lu Yuanzhi.

Lu Yuanzhi had predicted his action in advance.

So when he looked over, Lu Yuanzhi used the martial arts energy in his body to press forward fiercely.

"Hi~"

Er Lutong instantly felt an extremely sharp sense of oppression, which made his body subconsciously take a few steps back.

“Bang bang bang!!!”

Every step left a deep footprint on the ground.

Er Lutong was instantly shocked.

There was no more doubt about Lu Yuanzhi's identity.

He knew his own strength long ago.

The Tata people are known as the most powerful people in southern Xinjiang.

His full body strength is definitely one of the best in southern Xinjiang.

I didn't expect that I couldn't even withstand a look from the God.

"what do you want to say?"

Zhang Shenxing naturally did not feel Lu Yuanzhi's oppression on Erlutong. He frowned and looked at Erlutong:

"Prepare a good house for the Lord God, and have ten of the most beautiful women in your tribe serve him!!"

hiss~
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a cold murderous intent behind him.

It felt so cold that his neck shrank.

"hey-hey."

He laughed awkwardly and looked at Aunt Leng in embarrassment.

Oh, I forgot the real owner is still here.

Lu Yuanzhi looked at Zhang Shenxing with admiration.

Why didn't I notice that this guy has the potential to be a lackey?

His words were exactly what Lu Yuanzhi was thinking.

However, since Aunt Lenglan was here, Lu Yuanzhi couldn't show it.

"Yes!"

The Tata tribe's chief's eyes lit up when he heard this.

The Lord God actually likes women?
Wouldn’t that be a big profit?
Just now, Lu Yuanzhi's look made him step back several steps. Since then, he has never doubted Lu Yuanzhi's identity as the Lord God.

Even if he is not a great god, he is still a powerful being that is no weaker than the sudden leader.

As the head of a clan, how could he not know what this kind of extraordinary combat power could bring to the tribe?
So it cannot be said that Er Lutong’s heart is bad at all.

There is even a feeling of relief.

As long as this gentleman doesn't want his own Tata people, everything will be fine.

If this great god could leave a few offspring for the girls of his race... that would be great!!
"Hurry up, arrange sex for the Lord God!!!"

It only took Erlutong, the chief of the Tata tribe, a moment to make the decision.

From now on, I, Erlutong, will be the loyal lackey of the God!!!
Thinking of this, Er Lutong became even more respectful.

Lu Yuanzhi did not expect that things would be so smooth in the Tata tribe.

Even without him saying a word, Zhang Shenxing was already treated as a guest of honor.

Aunt Lengdan is even called a goddess.

The one hundred reserve guards from Dayong have now become the army of Lord God.

"The Lord God asked me to ask you if the Tata tribe has any mortal enemies."

After everything was arranged, Zhang Shenxing went straight to the point. He sat on the chair that only the clan leader could sit on, crossed his legs on the table, and looked at the clan leader of the Tata tribe with disdainful eyes.

"Dead enemy?"

Hearing this, Er Lutong's eyes even became extremely bright.

He really didn't expect that the Lord God would be so anxious.

This is a good thing for him!!!

"There is indeed one mortal enemy..."

Er Lutong looked at Zhang Shenxing tentatively.

"Well, no matter which tribe our mortal enemy is, we will gather our troops tomorrow and push our way through."

Zhang Shenxing's nostrils were almost reaching up to the face of the Tata chief.

Not only was Er Lutong not unhappy, his expression even became more respectful.

He even paused for a moment.

"tomorrow??"

Is this too rushed?
"Why? With the gods helping you, what are you afraid of?"

Zhang Shenxing glanced at him and released his aura.

It just has no deterrent effect on Erlutong.

If we really talk about combat power, Erlutong is not much worse than Lilixing.

"No, I just feel like, isn't this a bit too hasty?"

Er Lutong looked at Zhang Shenxing cautiously.

Zhang Shenxing sneered: "I'm telling you this, whether you want to listen or not, it's up to you to decide."

"If you don't want to, that's fine. We'll leave tomorrow. By then, we don't know which side the Lord God will help."

After saying that, Zhang Shenxing stood up and walked outside with the gait of a dragon and a tiger.

Looking at his back, Erlutong's eyes flickered with confusion.

no……

Why does it feel like this world is just a huge makeshift team?
Are we going to war just like that?
"Father! Can we believe what this messenger of God said?"

After Zhang Shen walked away, the burly man who should be in his forties looked at Er Lutong who was standing there, his face full of hesitation.

"Believe it or not, is it up to us?"

Er Lutong's voice was heavy, and he looked towards all the tribesmen in the house quietly:

"We have to go to this battle. It will only cost us some money. We can withdraw when the situation turns bad."

Having said that, he took a deep breath:

"But if we win the bet, then the Cha Cha Department will be ours."

"it is good!!"

Someone stood up and said, "I support Lord Tianshen. The girls of the Cha Cha tribe are all as pretty as water, with soft skin and big round eyes. If we can conquer the Cha Cha tribe, then we will really rise!!!"

Having said this, he didn't even bother to wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"Dry!!"

"Fuck it!! For the girl!!"

This has always been the case with races that are simple-minded but strong-limbed.

Even Erlutong, the patriarch who lived longer.

After hearing these bewitching words, my eyes widened.

He actually had sex with girls from the Cha Cha club when he was young.

That's so authentic!!

They are definitely not comparable to the girls from the Tata tribe who are as strong as bulls.

…………

The next day.

Lu Yuanzhi rode his horse without saying a word.

His face was shining with mystery as if the sun was shining on it.

He walked at the front of the team.

Behind him were seven thousand one hundred warriors.

Seven thousand were of the Tata tribe.

Almost in full force.

All the Tata people who were able to fight were brought out by Erlutong.

The remaining one hundred were the reserve guards that Lu Yuanzhi brought from Dayong.

Aunt Lengdan and Zhang Shenxing followed behind Lu Yuanzhi.

Zhang Shenxing finally felt the pleasure of being Lu Yuanzhi's lackey.

So his face is always uplifted.

Arrogance emanated from his face.

Even the Tata girls looked at him sideways.

Speaking of girls.

Lu Yuanzhi is really disgusting.

Those Tata women who came to my room to serve me yesterday... calling them women is a bit of a compliment to them.

The body hair is more abundant than mine.

No, it’s even more vigorous than Zhang Shenxing.

Each of them looks big and strong.

Still looking shy...

How dare I!!!

Don't you know that your shy look almost makes me vomit? ?
He was so angry that he quickly took Aunt Leng to the scripture space to relax.

As a result, Aunt Lenglan's face is now red.

It took only about three hours for more than 7,000 people to reach the destination after a distance of 500 miles.

"Mr. Envoy, the Chacha tribe is ahead."

Before arriving at a small town, Er Lutong stood respectfully in front of Zhang Shenxing.

Hearing Er Lutong's words, Zhang Shenxing's eyes narrowed slightly.

Looking towards the small town in the distance.

The small town was not much different from the small town I had seen along the way.

It can be seen that the craftsmanship is more advanced than that of the Tata people.

After all, the Tata city-state is still a huge debtor.

But they have already evolved to the city wall.

"Let's go."

Zhang Shenxing nodded lightly, then led the team towards the small town.

"Enemy attack!!!"

As the team approached, the city gate was closed directly. A group of Cha Cha people dressed as soldiers looked vigilantly at the team that was slowly moving towards the city wall.

"alert!!"

The defenders of the city could tell at a glance without any hesitation that the attackers were the Tata people who lived not far from here.

The Tata people do not have a good reputation in this area.

They were even called barbarians.

Everyone in southern Xinjiang knows that the Tatars are all brawn on the brain.

"Erlutong!! You actually came here in person?"

The general defending the city standing on the city wall looked coldly at the troops below the city.

"Haha! Open the city and surrender quickly. If we charge in, you will be dead!!!"

Erlutong's voice is very loud.

Hearing his words, the guard was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"Erlutong, Erlutong, you Tata people are indeed useless and brainless. You can even say such arrogant words."

The general picked up the longbow and shot an arrow at Erlutong.

"Chirp!!!"

The long feather arrow made a loud noise when it rubbed against the air.

"Be careful!!!"

Someone stood directly in front of Erlutong.

Just as the arrow was about to arrive, there was a sudden flash of white light.

It just hovered straight in the air.

……

Everyone was stunned by this scene.

This is……

This is……

What's this??!!

Seeing a ghost in broad daylight?
The guard on the city wall even rubbed his eyes.

As a military general, he must have the most confidence in the weapons and longbow in his hands.

But today, he saw an extremely absurd scene.

Seeing this scene, his face turned red.

"Impossible!! What kind of magic is this??!"

No one answered him, and the soldiers on the city wall were even more shocked than he was.

Some people's mouths were wide open.

"Mr. Envoy, the commander of the Chacha tribe disobeyed orders."

Erlutong's expression became more respectful.

He came to Zhang Shenxing and reported what everyone on the battlefield knew.

"Ah."

After hearing this, Zhang Shenxing was silent for a while, then came to Lu Yuanzhi respectfully.

He then reported what he had just said:
"Lord God, the people of the Cha Cha tribe do not obey your orders. Please show your divine power and let them feel the majesty of God."

Only then did Lu Yuanzhi raise his eyelids and look towards the top of the city wall.

"trouble."

He replied calmly.

Then, it slowly flew up.

Soon, it was flying in the air.

See him fly.

The people of the Tata tribe all had expressions of extreme respect on their faces.

There is also envy.

There is also fanaticism.

Without wings, just fly away.

They had only heard of such things in the legends of the gods.

I have also heard about it in the story of the deceased great leader who was born suddenly.

Apart from this, only the God in front of us can do it.

Lu Yuanzhi slowly floated towards the city wall.

His body moved across the battlefield.

Everyone looked at him in disbelief.

Those Cha Cha soldiers opened their mouths wide as if they were looking at gods.

"You should be punished for disrespecting the gods."

Lu Yuanzhi's voice spread throughout the entire city of the Cha Cha tribe.

Everyone who heard this looked up in confusion.

Not sure what happened.

There are still many people in the city who don’t know that the Tata army is just outside the city.

After Lu Yuanzhi finished speaking, he waved gently at the city wall.

"boom!!!!"

A voice traveled through the entire wall.

The martial arts atmosphere is silent.

No one knew what the God in front of them was doing.

Just staring at him blankly.

After a while.

Nothing happened.

Lu Yuanzhi had already turned around and flew towards his horses.

"This……"

Watching the return of the Lord God.

Erlutong had a confused look on his face.

Didn't you say that they should be punished?

What about the punishment?

Before he could open his mouth, he heard a burst of laughter coming from the city wall.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"I think you, Erlutong, are really a big fool, your brain is full of maggots!!!"

“Hahahaha!! I don’t know where they found this magic trick god. He can become a god just by flying around?”

"Then my kite is still the emperor!!!"

"No, no, no, he should be called the God Emperor!!"

"Hahahaha! The sounds of laughter rose one after another."

Hearing these voices, Erlutong's face turned red and white.

I was so angry that I couldn't speak.

However, he hasn't spoken yet.

Then a "click" sound was heard.

He subconsciously looked towards the source of the sound.

All I could see was the feet of the soldiers guarding the city who were laughing loudly.

The huge city wall had a crack like a spider web.

At this moment, with the sound of "crackling", it spread rapidly around like a river.

"boom!!!"

A huge sound drowned out the incomprehensible laughter.

(End of this chapter)