Elves: Angler's Rainy Day Team

Chapter 143, Pfft...

"Cancel one month's pocket money..."

Even Yu Hai, who was standing outside the elf center, heard this angry roar. Sure enough, no matter which world they are in, their parents are the same.

These words also made the little fat man's face turn green, a month's pocket money, how can he buy delicious food without a small amount of money, how can he train the two elves in his hand.

At this moment, the little fat man didn't dare to delay, hung up the phone in a hurry, and went to Miss Joy, expressing that he wanted to take his two elves away.

Because of the shortage of beds, Miss Joy will be satisfied with the trainers who want to take away the elves.

He also told the trainer that he needs to come over for an inspection tomorrow. After making sure that the elf is fine, all that is left is to rest.

Yu Hai watched the little fat man follow Ms. Joy to take back the elf, and his eyes stayed on the landline in the elf center.

In fact, the technology tree of the elf world is crooked, and it is a gradual change from the technological development of the previous life.

Reality changes, and anime changes.

The first elf animation in the previous life was broadcast in [-]. At that time, Big Brother had just left the show, and Nokia had just come out a few years ago. Naturally, there were no smartphones in the first animation.

However, with the development of the times, these things will emerge. Don't underestimate the inertia of history, just like artificial intelligence will inevitably appear.

Yu Hai stared at the phone for a while, and the little fat man also came out of the ward, used the elf ball to retrieve the claw crab and Ubo, said goodbye to Miss Joey, and hurriedly left the elf center.

Yu Hai, who was waiting outside the Elf Center, also quickly followed the little fat man.

The little fat man didn't find him after following him all the way, or he was in a hurry to go home, which made the little fat man a little negligent.

On a road section with few people and few people, Yu Hai rushed up to stop the little fat man, drew the dagger from his waist, and forced the little fat man into an alley.

"What are you going to do? Help... ummmm," the little fat man was about to yell, but Yu Hai covered his mouth with his hand.

"Orb silk spider, spin silk to seal the opponent's hands and feet, and the elf ball," Yu Hai hijacked the little fat man into the alley, and let the orb silk spider spin the silk to fix the little fat man to the wall.

"Yituo, yituo," the orb silk spider followed Yu Hai for several hours, but didn't hear Yu Hai's order, and kept lying on his shoulders all the time without daring to move. Now it's finally time for him to make his debut.

The orb silk spider immediately jumped to the ground, spitting out a white silk thread from its mouth, sealing the little fat man's hands and feet just about to touch the elf ball, and fixed the little fat man on the wall with the silk.

At the same time, Yu Hai also held the dagger and put it on the little fat man's neck, but the dagger was reversed, and he didn't want to hurt the little fat man.

It's just that there are some things that he wants to ask the little fat man, a local. In order to make the little fat man cooperate with him obediently, he has no choice but to do so.

"Little fat man, I don't like nonsense, I'll ask you to answer, do you understand?" Yu Hai's voice was still very hoarse, and some of his pronunciation was not standard, but he could still understand when he spoke slowly, which was just right for him Camouflage.

In order to make himself more vicious, Yu Hai not only had a hoarse voice, but even his eyes were cannibalistic. He also pressed the cold back of the knife deep into the little fat man's neck, scaring the little fat man into the urine.

"Hmm?" The little fat man really wanted to say yes to Yu Hai, but his mouth was still blocked and he couldn't open his mouth at all. He suddenly sweated profusely and peed his pants.

"It's fine to nod or shake your head," Yu Hai didn't let go of his palm, in case the little fat man called out as soon as he let go, and if he still attracted others, he would have no choice but to run away.

"Hmmmm," the little fat man hurriedly nodded in agreement when he heard Yu Hai's words, for fear that Yu Hai would screw him up.

He is still young, he doesn't want to die yet, he still wants to participate in the elf battle, and live happily with his favorite elves.

"Okay, look at your ugly face," Yu Hai was speechless, is he really that scary?Is it too realistic?

Just like a real villain, if you play a villain, can you get a little golden man?

The little fat man was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak. He could only wait silently in fear, his legs trembling even more than before, and he didn't know what questions the robbers would ask.

"Little fat man, how old are you?" Yu Hai also started to ask the first question.

"Hmm?" The little fat man moved his eyes down to his mouth, wanting to complain about the robber, but he still covered his mouth tightly with his palm, letting him say something.

"Oh, I almost forgot, I'm sorry," Yu Hai laughed dryly, and slowly let go of his palm, which was not too far away. If the little fat man wanted to shout, he could immediately cover his mouth.

"I'm 11 years old," the little fat man answered Yu Hai's question after his mouth was released, but this question made him feel a little naive, the little fat man thought that the other party would ask him to hand over the money!

"What is your initial elf?" Yu Hai asked the little fat man again, not because he was bored, but to start with simple questions and break through the little fat man's inner defense step by step, so that the little fat man could not guess what he was going to do.

"Claw crab," the little fat man answered easily, after all, they were all simple questions.

Yu Hai: "What's the name of this island?"

Fatty: "Hasa Island, this is Hasa City, and Hasa Port, don't you even know this?"

Seeing the disdainful look in the little fat man's eyes, Yu Hai's temper suddenly came up, and he pressed the dagger forward again, warning the little fat man:

"Little fat man, figure out the current situation. I am asking you, not you. If you dare to talk too much, I will prevent you from seeing your elf."

The threat of snatching away the elf was immediate, the little fat man frightened instantly, lowered his fat head, not daring to look into Yu Hai's eyes, for fear of angering Yu Hai and killing him.

Yu Hai: "How many elves do you have?"

Fatty: "Two..."

Yu Hai: "Which two elves are they?"

Fatty: "Claw Crab and Woobo..."

Yu Hai: "Where do you live?"

Fatty: "Wubo Community, Building 9, Unit 3, 1202..."

Yu Hai: "emmmmm..."

After being silent for a moment, Yu Hai asked again: "Do you have an illustrated book of elves?"

Fatty: "Yes..."

Yu Hai: "Did you bring it with you?"

Fatty: "No..."

Seeing the suspicion in Yu Hai's eyes, the little fat man hastily explained: "I really didn't bring it, that thing is useless, only trainers who go out to travel will bring that thing..."

The little fat man was still afraid that Yu Hai would not believe it, so he continued to explain: "You can search your body, I really didn't bring it with me, there are only a few kinds of elves here and there, I have memorized them all, there is no need to bring the elf illustration book."

"Hehe, you're still showing off your excellent memory, aren't you? You have such a good memory, and your battles are so bad, don't think I don't know..."

Yu Hai just complained in his heart and didn't say it out loud. He didn't want to expose it yet, and the next step was the real topic.

Yu Hai: "How do I get the Elf Illustrated Book?"

Little Fatty: "Bringing the novice trainer badge and the certificate when you registered as a novice trainer, just go to the elf center to buy it, don't you?"

Yu Hai: "Little fat man, you don't have a long memory, do you?"

Hearing this, the little fatty just raised his head, but lowered it hastily. He already knew that the robber was a savage, and he didn't even know this kind of common sense. What is a savage?
There is also the hoarse voice of the robber, which is too unpleasant and terrifying. He misses his parents and his home, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooones is here!"

Yu Hai: "Little fat man, how can I get the newcomer trainer badge?"

Fatty: "This? Dad took me there, I don't know very well..."

"You still have one chance to answer the question." Yu Hai pressed the dagger on the little fat man's neck again, allowing the cold dagger to penetrate deeper into the little fat man's flesh. No matter how ignorant the little fat man is, he still knows more than a layman like him. So not knowing is impossible.

"Wait, let me think about it, I can think of it," the little fat man was crushed by the cold blade, and suddenly he was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. He only hated why he deserted at that time, why he didn't listen carefully A conversation between Dad and Miss Joy.

He closed his eyes and meditated for a while, racking his brains, the little fat man really wanted to grab a life-saving straw.

Thinking about it, he thought of his skinny friend, a rookie trainer who was desperately earning points and wanted to become a league-certified trainer.

He heard from his thin friend that there are many conditions for becoming a rookie trainer, but none of them are obstacles for him.

When he was ten years old, he was taken to the elf center by his father, and he became a newcomer trainer certified by the alliance in a daze.

Before becoming a rookie trainer, he just wanted to be a rookie trainer, and he loved elf battles, and then he became a rookie trainer. His parents had already prepared everything for him, so he didn't need to worry about these things.

It can only be said that the potential of the human body is unlimited. When he was pushed into a hurry, the little fat man really remembered what requirements are needed to become a newcomer trainer certified by the alliance.

Yu Hai: "Little fat man, my patience is limited..."

Fatty: "Wait, I figured it out, you have to be ten years old to become an alliance-certified rookie trainer, you need an elf, and a lot of money..."

Yu Hai: "It's gone?"

Fatty: "No more..."

Yu Hai: "Are you sure?"

Little Fatty: "I...let me think about it again..."

The little fat man is really not sure, because if it were so simple, his skinny friend wouldn't be stuck for so long.

"That's right, that's right," the little fat man thought, the thin man's friend often yelled about points, and they should still need points.

There is also a skinny friend who has no adults at home, so he has to go to the elf center to register as a newcomer trainer, and he needs an adult to take him with him, and he is brought by his father.

Little Fatty: "I thought of it, I still need points, and I have to be taken by an adult."

Yu Hai: "Points? How many points?"

Little Fatty: "I, I... don't know..."

The little fat man lowered his head while talking, he really didn't know, it was already his limit to think of these things.

Looking at the sweaty and anxious little fat man, Yu Hai knew that if he continued to ask, he would not be able to ask anything, so he was really embarrassed to scare the little fat man like this.

There was nothing he could do about it, just to let the little fat man grow his memory, and go home quickly when it got dark, don't wander around outside, his hair hasn't even grown yet, just fight some kind of elf battle, he should practice his moves first.

"By the way, little fat man, do you know where I can get a fake certificate?" Yu Hai originally didn't want to ask this question, but seeing how obedient the little fat man was, he couldn't help asking.

After all, this kind of black business is not accessible to simple and good babies like the little fat man.

But the hijacking is all hijacked, and a dead horse is a living horse doctor, so it's okay to ask casually.

Before becoming a newcomer trainer certified by the alliance, it is imperative to solve the identity problem first.

Just the few requirements that the little fat man said directly brushed him off, not to mention that he was still a gangster.

The little fat man's brain never let him down.

Fatty: "I don't know..."

"Forget it, let's go!" Yu Hai waved his hand, ready to let the little fat man go. The value of the little fat man's information has been drained and it is useless.

As for money?

How much money does this guy have, maybe he doesn't have any money himself, and he hasn't spent the more than 5000 alliance coins of the elf hunter.

Fatty: "Really?"

Yu Hai: "What? Don't want to leave?"

"No, no, thank you, thank you..." The little fat man saw Yu Hai nodding his head. While thanking him, he found that he couldn't break free from the orb silk spider's shackles, that is to say, he couldn't leave.

Unable to break free from the shackles of spinning for a long time, the little fat man burst into tears, and looked at Yu Hai tearfully, indicating that he could not get out.

"Orb Silk Spider, go help him," Yu Hai waved his hand, turned around and didn't want to see this guy again, this guy is really bad.

After the little fat man broke free, he sighed that he was finally able to stay away from the devil Yu Hai. He had just walked two steps happily when he suddenly remembered something and turned around and said, "That! I remembered, there is a midnight bar in the port! You should want it!" fake evidence..."

"How can I find the bar?" Yu Hai was startled when he saw the little fat man turning back to talk again. The little fat man who was scared to piss at the slightest pressure, and the little fat man who was crying for his father and mother still didn't run away, and dared to turn around and follow him get in a word.

Even if the humans in the elf world are simple, they can't be so stupid.

Is it because he is too kind, making this docile sheep feel that the big bad wolf can't eat sheep, but can also chat with the big bad wolf.

Fatty: "That bar is easy to find. I've only been there once, and my parents told me not to go. I went there once out of curiosity. It's very dark and spooky. I heard that the bar only turns on the lights at night. "

Yu Hai: "Well! I see, do you have money?"

Fatty: "Yes..."

Yu Hai: "How many?"

Fatty: "There are more than 5000 alliance coins..."

Yu Hai: "Bring five thousand."

Fatty: "Oh..."

Yu Hai: "Okay, let's go home!"

Fatty: "Goodbye, Mr. Robber..."

"Pfft," Yu Hai wanted to drink saliva, but spit it out.

He looked at the back of the little fat man who disappeared at the corner of the street. How did this guy grow so big?
As far as this guy's IQ is concerned, will he really not be deceived?
Originally, he planned to let the other party go, but this guy seemed to be tamed, thinking that he would not kill people, so he turned back to chat with him.

When he left, he was still smiling. Instead of being angry that his little money was robbed, he was very happy and thanked him. This guy must be very sick!
In fact, this is not a very strange thing, this thing is called Stockholm Syndrome.

It is the harmonious and good relationship between the perpetrator and the victim in the process of crime and victimization.

[Note: Those who are interested can go to a certain degree to learn about it. There are many real cases. Here is a statement in advance, please do not imitate, please do not imitate, please do not imitate...]

　grateful……

　　More than ten years of running water, 500 book coins
　　More than ten years of running water, 500 book coins
　　Night Knife September, 500 book coins
　　Go all out to do, 100 book coins
　　Guiyoubai, 100 book coins
　　Under the Eastern Fence, 100 book coins
　　Under the Eastern Fence, 100 book coins
　　……

　　I want tickets, I want tickets, I want tickets...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)