Pirate: I am Wang Lufei

Chapter 668: Beautiful women can’t poop!
"Is the General leaving so soon?"

Ian was a little surprised.

"I'm here to deal with this matter. If you really have a conflict with Doflamingo, let me escort Doflamingo directly to Impel Down." Aokiji said.

"He seems very serious. Now that I think about it, it's probably because of his special identity." Aokiji said as he looked at Doflamingo whose hands were frozen.

"That's a lot of pressure, you former Celestial Dragon criminal."

"Thanks for your hard work."

"Also, Luffy, you've caused quite a bit of trouble... I don't know whether you should be rewarded or punished. If it's a reward... you should be promoted to vice admiral..." Before leaving, Aokiji looked at Luffy who was unharmed and said.

"You have to be mentally prepared too." Aokiji said meaningfully.

With the promotion to vice admiral, many naval secrets will gradually be made public, including some things about Drago.

"Oh——" Luffy put his hands on the back of his head and drew out the tone.

The battle between Aokiji and the Four Emperors is still replaying in my mind. If it were me, what would I do at that time...

I feel like... I can go up against BIG MOM for a few rounds.

Judging from the tentative attacks from both the general and the emperor, he could withstand it.

"It's almost dawn..." Uta yawned and felt a little more energetic.

"Lord King Liku, Lord King Liku, the phone keeps ringing. Neighboring countries are calling to inquire about things. Please go to the palace to receive them first!!!"

A soldier ran down from the first floor, panting.

Some Marines' stomachs also started to growl.

"I understand. I still have a lot of things to deal with. Please go to the palace and sit for a while. I will ask the chef to prepare the meal right away..."

"There's food prepared by Nojigo in the kitchen, it's delicious!" Uta gave a thumbs up.

"Well, yes. In that case, let's go eat together!" King Riku smiled.

"I'm tired. I'm so tired today!" Luffy touched his stomach.

"We must have a big meal! Nojigo, I want to eat soup made from old hens!"

"It's done. They're all in the kitchen." Nojigo held Nami in one hand, as if she was holding a baby.

"Put me down quickly, this is so embarrassing, Nojigo!"

Nami struggled hard, but because she had regressed to her childhood, her muscle strength and domineering power had all regressed, and she was unable to restore herself through her domineering power.

"Okay, good girl Nami! Let's go eat together!"

"Wow, this is Nami's kiss!" Uta noticed Nami's small form, she immediately became energetic, touched Nami's soft orange hair, and then pinched her super thin arms.

"I have no idea what happened!"

“Super cute!!!”

Luffy also wanted to hug Nami, but considering there were so many people, he gave up and just wanted to hug her after he had a rest.

Weiwei also looked away with difficulty. She couldn't go over there now because she had to maintain the etiquette of a princess!

Woohoo, I want to play Nami too!
This is too cute!

"My ability is not for playing..." Ain felt a little depressed for a moment as he looked at them laughing and talking happily.

"Your ability is very useful." Smoker looked back at Ian who was repairing the wall.

Can't help but sigh with emotion.

Most abilities are used for combat, and fruit abilities like Ein's that can restore terrain are rare.

"It's not for construction!" Ian sighed as he looked at the work in his hands.

Now the only one who can repair the dilapidated Dressrosa is myself.

As Ian walked towards the first floor, he covered all the damaged parts with fire. The time was restored to two days ago. The earth was completely renewed after being burned by the pink flames.

"It's so high. I don't want to run up anymore." Luffy raised his head and looked at the first floor that was towering into the clouds.

"My dear husband, do you want me to carry you and fly up with me?" BABY-5 came close to Luffy and asked attentively.

"BABY-5, you have to learn to say no. He is not your husband!" Nami stretched out her little fist and waved it in the air.

"That was a ploy, a ploy!"

"I don't mind, Lady Nami~"

"Luffy, it's all your fault!" Nami tried to reach out and knock Luffy on the head.

"what?"

"What a lively scene..." Rebecca smiled knowingly, "A righteous marine hero."

"It would be great if my brother could be serious all the time..." Vivi sighed. Seeing that Rebecca had the filter of a savior, she couldn't bear to break her dream.

"Your Highness Vivi, I read in the newspaper before that Crocodile was also engaged in heroic activities in Alabasta..." King Riku asked Vivi.

"Yes, he was actually doing the same thing as Doflamingo in secret, but he did not succeed and was stopped by Brother." Vivi said.

"I see...it would be horrible if a superpower like Alabasta fell into the hands of pirates..." King Riku sighed.

"I have a lot to say to King Cobra who is far away, but unfortunately the distance is too far..." King Riku said regretfully.

"You can use Luffy's naval communicator to communicate over long distances. Father will be very happy to communicate with you, and you will have a lot in common." Vivi said happily.

"Weiwei is so awesome. She was very brave to come forward and communicate... I want to learn from her!" Bai Xing lay in the car and watched them talking outside. Although everyone was very tired, they all had happy smiles on their faces.

"This king seems to be easy to talk to." Kalina said while lying beside Shirahoshi, "You can also go up and communicate with him. Such easy-to-talk kings are rare. The king and princess of the country of Lulucia like to set fire to people, but I don't like that." Kalina said.

"Then he was severely punished by the supernova Bartolomeo, and then he spread rumors that he was a pirate who bombarded and burned innocent citizens, and even spread images of pirates being burned and tortured."

"Really? I've seen that guy on Fishman Island. He looked scary." Shirahoshi recalled Bartolomeo's figure.

"Indeed, he looks scary and has a terrible temper, but I think he is surprisingly kind and principled. By the way, his video tape is of the Kingdom of Lulucia and what the princess herself did."

"It's a pity that the navy won't care about the kings of the allied countries. They will only add bounties to the pirates."

"Although Lord Jinbei is also a great pirate, he is the guardian of the Ryugu Kingdom," said Shirahoshi.

"Wow, there is a good Shichibukai? I thought they were all bad. I used to think Crocodile was a good one..." Karina said with interest after hearing the news.

"And Mr. Big Bear..."

Once he reached the first floor, Luffy couldn't wait to go straight to the restaurant, where some maids and guards brought the delicious meals prepared in the kitchen one by one.

Before they could react, the bones in Luffy's hands grew, and his arms continued to extend forward, as if he had become a super long-armed person. He grabbed several huge bowls and brought them in front of him and started eating.

"The arm is extended!"

The maids were surprised.

"Another bowl!!!"
Luffy said impatiently as he gulped down the giant bowl of soup that was over twenty liters.

"I want one too!" Uta stuffed two chicken legs into his mouth and raised his hands high.

By taking in energy from food and converting it into physical energy through life return, Uta's physical strength gradually recovered. "Amazing!" Rebecca was shocked again.

It’s normal for Luffy to be able to eat as a man, but I didn’t expect that Uta can also eat so much!
Then her gaze shifted to look at the giant White Star beside her.

This one is also very delicious.

Nojiko made giant-sized portions for Shirahoshi, and the bowl in front of her was extremely huge.

"Is there really enough food on your ship?" Rebecca couldn't help but ask Weiwei.

"It's...it's okay. Although the number of people on our ship is small compared to that of a normal warship, the consumption has always been at the level of a normal warship..." said Weiwei.

"Rebecca, you should eat more too." Cyrus placed portions of delicious food in front of Rebecca.

"Yes, father!"

Rebecca looked at the delicious food in front of her and her smiling father, and thought about the constant verbal abuse and attacks she had received over the years. Her nose felt sore and tears began to fall.

"Rebecca, what's wrong?" Cyrus asked with concern.

"It feels... like I'm dreaming... Woohoo..." Rebecca broke down and cried loudly, venting all the grievances she had accumulated over the years.

"Thank you...really...thank you."

"It's okay, Princess. We will definitely be happy!" Thousands of dwarf warriors sat on the grass and raised their mini wine glasses.

King Liku looked at his granddaughter, his eyes turned red and he looked older.

As a slave swordsman, he saw everything about Rebecca, including the scolding and slander from the former citizens, all kinds of dirty words... While attacking Rebecca, they were also attacking him.

Even an adult would feel suffocated, let alone a girl who grew up in such an environment.

He glanced at Vivi who was comforting Rebecca next to him.

Perhaps, going out with Princess Vivi to relax would make her feel much better?
This thought came into King Riku's mind.

Dressrosa brought Rebecca endless humiliation and pain. This country hurt an innocent child like Rebecca just because of her bloodline.

King Riku could not make any excuses, nor could he make any compensation to Rebecca.

However, there is a precious opportunity to travel abroad. While going out to relax, I can also have political connections with the princess of Alabasta, and in addition, there are political connections with the Kingdom of Ryugu...

However, this all depends on Rebecca's own wishes, and we have to test whether it is safe.

Going out to sea is a dangerous thing, especially here in the New World.

Sea beasts, sea kings, pirates, and climate, the four major sea disasters, are much more terrifying than those in paradise.

"The adults eat a lot... you must poop a lot too, right?"

A dwarf human watched the humans eating at an exaggerated speed.

They eat a betta and the whole tribe is full, but these monsters are not full yet.

"!!!"

Uta, who was finishing a roasted suckling pig, was choked by these words. He kept patting his chest and it took him a long time to swallow them.

"I can't poop!" Uta said loudly to the dwarfs with a red face.

"Eh?!!"

"Don't humans even have shit?" A fat dwarf warrior was shocked.

"!!! I just can't do it. You guys are so disgusting!" Uta said angrily.

As he gradually mastered the life return and practiced the past martial arts, his body's energy utilization rate gradually increased, and Uta rarely went to the toilet.

But because of the slow progress, it is far from Luffy's ability to control his metabolism at will.

"Hehehe, beautiful women can't poop!" Nami said proudly.

"But Princess Manshirley can." Leo told the truth.

"Leo!!!" The princess of the dwarf tribe angrily punched Leo on the head.

Are you praising me or scolding me?

"So violent, why do you only do this to me?" Leo wanted to fight back but didn't dare, and said aggrievedly.

He still likes the princess who hugs him excitedly when she sees him.

Being able to feel the rare tenderness of the other person, such a fragrant body, hugging the sweet and soft one, Leo was no longer angry for a moment.

"Don't say disgusting things while eating!"

Bursts of laughter and joy rang out in the giant banquet hall.

"I seem to have forgotten something..." Luffy thought while eating.

Ah!
What about Quinn?
I'm such a big dinosaur? I also want to study Quinn's body modification!

Luffy suddenly remembered this.

After pushing Quinn off the cliff, his voice was so weak that it could be ignored. It was obvious that he was seriously injured and unconscious.

As for death, that is impossible. With a body of this level, falling from a mountain over 4,000 meters high would not even cause any superficial injuries.

And then I faced Katakuri next. After defeating the younger one, I fought the older one and forgot about this guy for a while.

Luffy opened his Observation Haki and scanned the entire Dressrosa Kingdom.

The whole kingdom was filled with joy and lively scenes were everywhere.

There are also emotional issues.

A woman calmly looked at the man she loved.

A man looks at his two beloved women.

Because of King Riku's request, the family conflict did not escalate to the level of a glorious execution, and the traditional Dressrosa fight had not yet begun.

While eating, Luffy watched the emotional problems brought about by these supernatural powers to see if there was any excuse that could be useful to him.

Four more giant bowls were eaten, and the plates were piled up into a small mountain, which was carried away by the maids.

Oh no! Where's my dinosaur?

Luffy remembered his dinosaur again and used his observation Haki to watch these things. It was like watching a short video, and time passed by before he knew it.

When Luffy found Quinn, he saw him limping onto a biscuit ship and leaving the underground port.

Damn it...he actually ran away!
Luffy had no choice but to give up, and noticed that a royal ship arrived at the port at an exaggerated speed.

The icon on the flag looks like two muscular mountains.

"Hahaha, Dressrosa, long time no see!" Elizabello II couldn't wait to get off the boat and greeted the people in the distance.

"Yes, Lord Zhan Wang, Lord Zhan Wang, please persuade King Liku as well. We still want King Liku to be our king, but he doesn't want to!!!"

Some civilians spoke to the War King eagerly.

(End of this chapter)