I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?

Chapter 1212 The Empress is furious! Quickly, go and invite the Empress!
Summer begins on the day of Lixia, yet it does not bring summer; we borrow the power of heaven and earth to cultivate a noble spirit.

Su Chang'an had originally planned to go out for a spring outing today, but unfortunately it rained lightly.

Xia Fengxiang also sent several urgent memorials, which seemed to be of great importance. All officials of the fourth rank and above gathered outside the Imperial Study.

After the rain, the sky cleared, revealing the blue hue of the misty rain.

Su Chang'an sat in the corridor of Lingqi Pavilion, near the courtyard, with four small stoves beside him.

The meal consisted of five-colored brown rice and quinoa porridge, cooked with newly brewed tea that had just been presented as tribute to the palace, and then lychee fritters and cherry fritters.

The last grill, for barbecuing.

Since he had already signed up for the martial arts competition, he naturally needed to prepare more. Therefore, Lu Cai was not here today, but was sent by Su Chang'an to the Chu Prince's Mansion to have You Li's grandfather and Chu Princess Chi Yao help him practice.

Naturally, Lian Wei, Yu Kuangjuan, Zhou Qianhong, She Yue, and the others were all absent.

That is, Ruyu squatted to the side, following Su Chang'an's instructions, gently fanning the air while cooking the Lixia rice.

Da Mengzi sat cross-legged next to Su Chang'an, her eyes, like the eyes of a crying moon, staring intently at the roasted lamb on the barbecue grill.

Da Mengzi was alright, but Ku Yue kept swallowing mouthfuls of saliva, and no one knew where all that saliva came from.

Looking at the two of them, Su Chang'an said, "There's a saying about the Beginning of Summer: weigh people on the Beginning of Summer to check their fertility."

Everyone looked at Su Chang'an with suspicion.

Su Chang'an said, "It's just about weighing yourself and managing your weight during the summer."

Upon hearing this, Xunxia and the others immediately gave an awkward smile and avoided eye contact.

Even the cat immediately turned its head and reached out to tease the little black cat.

It is like jade.
He suddenly stood up, clenched his fists, and looked at Su Chang'an with an eager expression, clearly wanting to prove something.

However, Su Chang'an continued, "But we don't do that here anymore."

Xunxia, ​​Maomao, and the others breathed a deep sigh of relief.

Ru Yu looked disappointed and unhappy as she looked at Su Chang'an.

Su Chang'an noticed it, but ignored it, because he was just teasing Ru Yu anyway.

However, when Su Chang'an turned around and saw Ku Yue reaching for the lamb skewers, Su Chang'an immediately said, "They're not cooked yet."

Kuyue withdrew her hand and continued staring, drooling.

Wu Dameng picked up a fan and helped Su Chang'an fan himself, mainly because he saw beads of sweat on his master's forehead.

Su Chang'an looked at Wu Dameng, smiled, and said, "I heard this morning that you not only beat up Mi An this time, but also the disciple of Yun Yun from the Jade Sword Sect and the disciple of the Four Seas Whale Riders?"

Wu Dameng's eyes widened, and she was about to speak, but seeing her master's expression, she nodded and said, "Mm."

Su Chang'an asked with a smile, "Aren't you going to tell me why you're fighting?"

Wu Dameng said, "They came to me and asked me to spar, so I used the Divine Drum that my master had been teaching me these past few days."

But after saying that, Wu Dameng said, "But I didn't control my strength well, and I did hit a bit too hard."

Kuyue said from the side, "It's terrible! That boy from the Four Seas Whale Riders even had his nose broken!"

Su Chang'an knew exactly how it would end. Although it was a fight between children, he still sent someone to check it out. In the end, it was his disciple who went too far.

Wu Dameng felt a little embarrassed because he shouldn't have used the Divine Drum; he had been a bit too harsh.

But seeing his master turn back to make lychee omelet, he wondered if his master was angry, and couldn't help but say, "Master, I was wrong."

Su Chang'an asked, "What's the difference between the Divine Drum I taught you and the Divine Drum your arrogant aunt taught you?"

Wu Dameng paused for a moment, then said, "Nothing's different. It's just that Aunt Kuangjuan's teaching seems a bit gentler? Master's is more forceful." Su Chang'an reached out and ruffled Wu Dameng's hair, asking, "Dameng, do you want to learn Master's technique of turning intention into water?"

Da Meng blinked: "I can learn?"

Su Chang'an looked at Wu Dameng: "You are my apprentice. Apart from Yiweiting, which I cannot teach you for the time being, you can learn everything else I know."

The reason why Su Chang'an did not teach Yi Weiting was because he wanted to spend a long time making changes, otherwise he would not have allowed the entire devil Wu Dameng to emerge.

Furthermore, after obtaining that knife, Su Chang'an always felt that Mo Yue was still there.

Before we fully understand it, we won't consider teaching it to Wu Dameng, otherwise we would have already let her start practicing.

The highest good is like water.
Su Chang'an has already obtained the Old Celestial Master's approval.

We need to reconsider the Thunder Technique. After all, it's different from the Supreme Goodness is Like Water. The Thunder Technique is a technique of the Celestial Master's Mansion and is not suitable for private instruction.

Wu Dameng nodded: "I want to learn."

Su Chang'an said, "Having learned the principle of 'the highest good is like water,' remember the events at Longhu Mountain in the future. If you can help, then help."

Seeing Wu Dameng's puzzled expression, he added, "The Supreme Goodness is Like Water, created by the Old Celestial Master, will connect you with Longhu Mountain if you learn it."

Wu Dameng nodded immediately.

Ku Yue looked at Su Chang'an, her face serious, and pointed sharply at herself: "I want to learn too! I can help Longhu Mountain! I can do things for Longhu Mountain! So! Teach me! I want to fight Yan Yunxiao!"

Su Chang'an looked at Ku Yue: "Sit there and stare at the roast meat."

Kuyue: "Okay."

Then she obediently went to the side.

Su Chang'an reached out and ruffled Wu Dameng's hair. "I'll teach you the kung fu incantation later. Don't rush to practice. Wait until you can punch a leaf with your fist and still not break it before you start practicing."

Wu Dameng nodded. Although he didn't quite understand why his master made him punch leaves with his fists every day besides practicing walking stances, he knew his master was right!

Master doesn't have many requirements regarding food, lodging, or transportation, but he is very particular about what he says, so just follow his advice.

but
Su Chang'an looked at Wu Dameng: "Wan'er doesn't let you practice martial arts. Are you practicing like this because you want her to come back and fight with her?"

Wu Dameng shook his head: "No, Wan'er is very good to me. Why would I fight with her? Besides, I can't beat her. But... now that I've become your disciple, I definitely have to practice martial arts well, otherwise I'll embarrass you."

Su Chang'an asked with a smile, "So that's why you're acting so differently from your usual self, instead of just watching from the sidelines?"

Wu Dameng nodded obediently.

Su Chang'an smiled and said, "But I'm afraid Wan'er will come back and punish you. That girl is very cunning. On the contrary, you are..."

In the end, Su Chang'an looked at Wu Dameng, who was blinking and looking puzzled, and sighed inwardly.

That idiot! If he were sold out by Wan'er, he'd probably still happily thank her.

Su Chang'an reached out and pinched Wu Dameng's cheek, looking helpless: "I have to think of a way to stop Wan'er from bullying you."

Wu Dameng blinked at Su Chang'an, "Why is Wan'er bullying me? Wan'er is so good to me, she gives me so much delicious food."

"Your Majesty, something has happened."

However, at this moment, Feng Chun arrived at the entrance of Lingqi Pavilion. While bowing, he looked at Su Chang'an with an anxious expression.

Su Chang'an looked at Feng Chun: "Speak slowly, Feng Diaosi."

Feng Chun shook his head: "Your Majesty, His Majesty is furious. You must hurry to the Imperial Study, or people will die. All the court officials are in the Imperial Study now."

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P.S.: That's all for today! I got into a fight with my cat, and I'm badly injured!
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