I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?
Chapter 1262 The Empress is even more shameless than Li Yunxian?
Chapter 1262 The Empress is even more shameless than Li Yunxian?
"You're kidding me!"
Xia Fengxiang cursed when he saw Su Chang'an's expression.
After scolding her, she looked at Su Chang'an: "Pretending to be innocent! Did you think I didn't know you bought her candied hawthorns before? And you sprinkled scallions in her bowl, saying it would taste better that way, but my husband doesn't like that, hmph! And you're always laughing and joking when you talk to her, and umm~~"
Su Chang'an reached out and covered Xia Fengxiang's mouth, then said, "Stop! The candied hawthorns, she practically begged me to pay for them. I only had eight coins on me, but she insisted that I pay. Ruyu and the others weren't around either. Do you know how heartbroken I was?"
"I've sprinkled scallions on Aunt Yan before, and on Ruyu, Sheyue, Kuyue, Maomao, Xunxia, and Aunt Sun too. Don't just spout nonsense; we need to present the facts and reason with her. Also, talk to her in a cheerful and lighthearted way. I'm cheerful and lighthearted with everyone I talk to~~~"
Xia Fengxiang suddenly bit Su Chang'an's hand.
Su Chang'an quickly withdrew his hand.
Xia Fengxiang looked at Su Chang'an: "When he gets out, I'll tell him how his father treated me!"
Su Chang'an frowned: "Xia Qingge! Don't be unreasonable like this for the first time in a long time. If you act like this, then I'll have to act cute for the first time in a long time too. Let's see who can outdo whom."
Xia Fengxiang looked at Su Chang'an, blinked, then lowered his head, touching his stomach with one hand and pretending to sob, "Your father scolded me."
Looking at Xia Fengxiang's expression, Su Chang'an pursed his lips and said, "Just tell me what to do about this!"
Xia Fengxiang stole a glance at Su Chang'an.
Seeing Su Chang'an looking at him, he didn't try to hide anything. He faked a cry in front of her, then raised his eyebrows sharply, as if to say, "No way!"
Seeing Xia Fengxiang like this, Su Chang'an reached out and dabbed his saliva on his eyelids.
Upon seeing this, Xia Fengxiang immediately said, "Su Chang'an, don't make any of that death-inducing noise, or I won't tell you about your secret stash of money!"
Su Chang'an, who had been pouting and pointing her pinky finger upwards, heard about her secret stash of money!
It returned to normal immediately.
Just as he was about to speak, he paused, turned his head to look outside the courtyard.
Xia Fengxiang, seeing Su Chang'an's appearance, asked, "Is Aunt Yan back?"
Su Chang'an nodded, then looked at Xia Fengxiang, "Who is Senior Zhijing beside Aunt Yan? This is the first time I've sensed this aura."
After straightening his clothes, Xia Fengxiang pulled Su Chang'an to sit down as well: "I gave you the [Red Dust Immortal], which made you number one on the poetry list, number one on the beauty list, and number one on the rouge list. I also wrote the article that you framed and that praised you for thousands of words."
Su Chang'an was taken aback. "The owner of Shuya Tower?"
Xia Fengxiang didn't answer Su Chang'an. He got angry thinking about the article that was framed and hung in the room. Why did you frame that thing? Why hang it up? I look at it carefully every now and then. It's been so many days. I can recite it from memory. I just can't get tired of looking at it.
Narcissistic!
Especially after hearing Su Chang'an say, "That's my confidant."
Hearing this, Xia Fengxiang rolled his eyes again.
Let's just give it to Xia Tingyu!
As she was thinking, she reached out and smoothed Su Chang'an's clothes.
At that moment, Yan Yunxiao's voice came from outside the courtyard gate.
Xia Fengxiang replied, "After you come in."
Then Yan Yunxiao walked in with an old man who looked somewhat down on his luck.
When the old man entered, he saw the emperor and then the person beside him. He immediately recognized that this was the empress.
You won't find another woman as beautiful as her in the world.
Before Yan Yunxiao could even bow, the old man immediately clasped his hands in greeting: "Shuyalou Nangong Lingxu greets Your Majesty and Your Majesty the Empress."
Xia Fengxiang said, "There's no need for such formalities. Besides, you've come all this way, so thank you for your hard work."
After Yan Yunxiao handed a stool to Nangong Lingxu, he sat down on the steps of the corridor.
Nangong Lingxu didn't stand on ceremony. He had met His Majesty privately some years ago and had been corresponding with him. He knew the Emperor's temperament, and being too reserved would only make things awkward.
As soon as he sat down, Nangong Lingxu said, "It is only right that this old minister is tired for the mistakes he has made. Consider it a form of self-punishment."
As he spoke, Nangong Lingxu looked Su Chang'an up and down.
Su Chang'an was also looking at him.
Their eyes met.
Nangong Lingxu sighed inwardly, realizing that he hadn't read enough; he still hadn't captured the essence of the Empress when he wrote.
Moreover, it's triple!
There's such a big, living triplet sitting right in front of me.
Su Chang'an smiled lightly, then stood up and left without saying anything.
Nangong Lingxu asked curiously, "What, was I being rude?"
Xia Fengxiang knew that Su Chang'an had gone to get food, so he didn't say anything. Instead, he looked at Nangong Lingxu and asked directly, "According to Xia Tingyu, everything is proceeding according to plan. Although no traps were set, this is an open scheme that those people had no choice but to fall into. However, she didn't say how many people fell into it, so I thought I would all get involved myself?"
Although Nangong Lingxu was surprised that the Empress had suddenly left, wondering if he had offended her in his previous manner, he immediately replied upon hearing the Emperor's question: "Your Majesty, given the situation in Shu, those people had no choice but to jump in. The Princess immediately slaughtered the Jianghu forces under the Fifth Prince upon her return, even cutting off his arm—this was to save her brother and also to intimidate. Afterwards, Wu Qinhu killed the leader of the Western Regions' Zoroastrian sect, also as a deterrent, but also as a signal. Now that the signal has been transmitted, coupled with the wars in the Northern Desert and the Western Regions, and the pressure from Zhu Huang's army, they have no choice but to jump in if they want to survive. Fang Wenhe abandoned all plans and used his previously hidden methods to achieve this, knowing he had to do it this way."
Xia Fengxiang tapped the table lightly, and after a moment of silence, asked, "These remnants of Raojiang said that a general surnamed Dian contacted them."
Nangong Lingxu immediately said, "Your Majesty, it's really hard to say. Dian Junming definitely has a problem, but whether he has a problem on his own or with others, we'll have to wait and see. However, judging from the way he was deploying the army before I left, it seems that there is some cooperation involved, but as for who it is, we don't know yet."
Xia Fengxiang nodded: "Leave it to Zhu Huang and the others. But what about Zhang Zi?" Nangong Lingxu immediately said: "The old poisoner and Yu Taohua arrived a few days ago, but Zhang Zi realized the situation and wanted to live, so he dragged the Second Prince Xia Ruoyun into the scheme. It seems he's using her as a way to save his own life. But how the princess will break out of this situation is still unknown. However, for the Great Xia to be safe and sound, he must die, so please rest assured, Your Majesty."
Xia Fengxiang nodded: "What about the King of Shu? It's said that he went mad after learning about the war in the northern deserts and the western regions?"
Nangong Lingxu nodded: "There is such a thing, but in my opinion, the King of Shu has his own plans. In this situation, he made Shen Yue the Second Prince's teacher and arranged for the Second Prince to marry Wang Mang's daughter. After that, he didn't care about the methods of Dian Junming and the others and just let them do as they pleased. This is not like his style."
Upon hearing this, Xia Fengxiang hesitated for a moment before saying, "Sacrifice the pawn to save the king?"
But he only murmured something.
Su Chang'an came out carrying trays, one in each hand.
The above consists of two simple dishes, along with noodles.
One was given to Yan Yunxiao, and the other to Nangong Lingxu.
Yan Yunxiao was quite blunt.
Nangong Lingxu was at a loss.
Su Chang'an looked at Nangong Lingxu: "Senior, please make do with this. I'll cook you a feast later. I've been wanting to see you for a long time."
Nangong Lingxu looked at Su Chang'an, and was a little speechless at his enthusiasm.
Xia Fengxiang said helplessly, "Eat up, the Empress made this for you. She doesn't cook for people much these days."
Nangong Lingxu quickly looked at the smiling Empress and bowed in gratitude.
Xia Fengxiang then asked, "Can things proceed as Xia Tingyu wishes before the Dragon Boat Festival, and can the person be brought to the capital before the Dragon Boat Festival?"
Nangong Lingxu didn't know how to eat fried noodles. Seeing Yan Yunxiao pour vegetables into the noodles, stir them, and eat them with the side dishes, he followed suit.
Upon hearing His Majesty's question, Nangong Lingxu stopped what he was doing and said, "This old minister thinks it's possible! The reason we're dragging it out now is mainly because we haven't driven those people to the point of jumping over the wall and biting people yet. The Grand Princess is very patient in this matter."
Xia Fengxiang nodded: "Just answer while you eat, no need to be reserved. What about the Rust Gate? They don't want to come see me?"
Upon hearing this, Nangong Lingxu frowned: "That stubborn old mule, with the rest of his disciples, headed towards Zong Ze's direction."
Xia Fengxiang sighed, then asked, "Where is Xu Xia?"
Nangong Lingxu immediately replied, "He's missing a leg, but he still insists that in the Great Xia, there's no reason to lie down and watch. Besides, he still has a leg to walk, and now that he can go to the Northern Desert without worrying, he can see as much as he wants. No one can stop him. This old minister and the people from the Rusty Gate have sent people to accompany him, so there's no need to worry about his safety. It's just that the kid doesn't like people following him."
Su Chang'an frowned upon hearing about Xu Xia, but then smiled.
If he didn't do this, he wouldn't be Xu Xia.
However, looking at Nangong Lingxu, Su Chang'an turned to Xia Fengxiang and asked, "Are you done asking?"
Xia Fengxiang looked at Su Chang'an, wondering what he was up to.
But when Xia Fengxiang saw Su Chang'an return to the low table and then rummage through the old writings in the bamboo basket, he was taken aback.
Upon seeing what Su Chang'an took out, they immediately looked at Su Chang'an.
It's almost as if you're about to directly ask, "Are you going to show this to others?"
But before he could reach out to stop her, Su Chang'an had already moved close to Nangong Lingxu.
Xia Fengxiang felt a little embarrassed; he should have been watching him closely!
Su Chang'an handed the item directly to Nangong Lingxu: "Senior, take a look."
Nangong Lingxu quickly took it with both hands to read it; there weren't many words.
"My name is Su Chang'an. The hardships I've endured... well, they weren't much, nothing to mention. As for happiness, I have a wonderful wife and many wonderful relatives."
'My wife's status is just that of an empress, nothing special, nothing to brag about.'
"That's right, I am the Empress of Great Xia, but it's nothing special. Being in that position is quite annoying. Whatever I eat or drink, I just have to ask and a bunch of people will bring it to me. I can't even be self-reliant. And when I try to be self-reliant, I get lectured by so many people."
'As for my looks, well, I wear a mask and veil every time I go out, just because I'm too beautiful. If beauty were a disease, I'd probably have a terminal illness.'
"I've read books, but I don't know why I became number one on the poetry list, and many students even call me a teacher. It annoys me quite a bit, but there's nothing I can do, I'm just too outstanding."
"I practiced martial arts for less than a year, and became someone below the level of 'One Person.' Who was that 'One Person'? A grumpy old lady, not worth mentioning. Practicing martial arts wasn't very interesting either. Just a few quick movements, like 'whoosh whoosh whoosh,' and I stopped after watching someone else fight. Then I watched another fight, passed the second level, then got stabbed a few times, and passed the third level. Not difficult, quite simple."
After reading this, Nangong Lingxu pursed her lips, looked up at Su Chang'an, and then looked down again.
Well, how should I put it?
What is this?!
Su Chang'an looked at Nangong Lingxu: "Senior, I've actually been looking forward to meeting you. I framed the article you wrote about me before, it was well written, but next time you write it, will you add these things in? It makes me seem low-key. You praised me too much, saying I'm already a mortal immortal, and that old lady always talks to me sarcastically, 'Oh, isn't this a mortal immortal?' I have to criticize you for that, it's too high-profile! So write it like this next time."
Nangong Lingxu looked at Su Chang'an.
Looking at this stunningly beautiful face before me.
I remembered the female sword immortal I met with my master before.
He only glanced at the sword immortal a few times, and the sword immortal retorted, "You've taken a fancy to someone as beautiful as me? Get lost, I'm not interested in you."
This lady.
Even more shameless than Li Yunxian
Narcissistic, huh?
(End of this chapter)
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